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Eon-Rider
February 12th, 2005, 01:01 AM
I used to think that 55 was the number exactly between 1 and 100

Mr Cat Dog
February 12th, 2005, 01:27 AM
o_O That's a bit weird XD
I never believed anything really... my parents told me early on in life there were no monsters under the bed or in the closet or anything. But I did believe my brother lived in his own house when he was in my mum's womb XD That's about it though :P

Sorye HK
February 12th, 2005, 03:53 AM
I used to think frogs were the evolved form of mice.

~Dragonair~
February 12th, 2005, 04:29 AM
I didn't really think of anything stupid. Just that Santa was evil sometimes. o.O

MegaDitto
February 12th, 2005, 04:52 AM
I used the believe that baby thing from he stork until when I was 5.I used to believe in Santa.

Bay-kun
February 12th, 2005, 05:36 AM
*Thinks of things he used to think* XD Well, I did used to think when I was really little that it got darker earlier in the day during winter, becuase winter was mean. xD

Kyogre-chan
February 12th, 2005, 05:40 AM
*insert generic "monsters under the bed" reference here* I also used to believe that Santa was evil, and that he killed 1,000 kids every night of December. o.o;;

Pokemon Master #1
February 12th, 2005, 06:24 AM
I never really believed anything stupid as a child.I had pretty good judgement back then.

BladeForever
February 12th, 2005, 06:49 AM
2 words... T00thfairy. Ohh yes, it was a g00d thing a long time ago. I still remember when I used to get money from putting my t00th under my pillow. o.O You have no idea how happy I was to lose some teeth, lol. I used to have this huge teeth toy up in New York and I'd throw it under my pillow to get all the dollars I wanted. x_x Thing is.. it didn't work. ๏_๑

~Blade~

Anacortes
February 12th, 2005, 08:59 AM
I believed that if you were bad you could get bitten by a cat and die..o.0

mew42003
February 12th, 2005, 09:08 AM
Santa,Toothfairy,Aliens would kill me,My Mom had an evil twin that would kill me,Baby and da Stork,And Blackinhood.(Don't ask....)

~James

TRIFORCE89
February 12th, 2005, 10:05 AM
I believed that if you were bad you could get bitten by a cat and die..o.0
I'm sorry but that made me laugh.

I can't think of anything out of the ordinary. I wouldn't count Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, etc... as stupid. So...I can't really think of anything.

Allstories
February 12th, 2005, 11:22 AM
Oh, c'mon guys. How can you say you didn't believe ridiculous things back then? I swear.

I believed several of these things:

Before I understood that people aged, got wrinkles, and then died, I naturally assumed that all wrinkled people were such due to being bitten by animals.
I assumed that moving a computer from one place to another would erase all of its memory.
I assumed that files could be saved to CDs naturally.
I believed in god. (Oh, snap!)
It took me until about a year ago before it occurred to me that the Arby's logo was shaped like a hat.
That's all I can remember offhand.

emeraldslay
February 12th, 2005, 02:06 PM
I used to beleive many stupid things.

1. I used to beleive that if you took the memory card out of the PlayStation then all the save files on it would dissapear.

2. I used to beleive that there was a self-destruct button on everything.

3. I used to beleive that the internet was an encyclopedia that was controlled by buttons.

4. I used to beleive that when thunder boomed it was God moving his furniture.

5. I used to beleive that if you took a towel off of a gas cooker (even when it was off) then gas would come out and there would be an explosion.

6. I used to think you need a liscense to have a shower since I always had a bath.

7. I used to think that an airplane was about the size of a bus.

I'll write more as I remember them.

[Technya]
February 12th, 2005, 02:46 PM
I used to believe many, many stupid things

-That you could stand on clouds
- Babies were made as soon as you signed a paper after getting married *hits forehead*
- If you ran fast enough and then jumped you could fly
- People lived in TVs
- There was something living in our apartment's closet
- If you knew something was going to get you hide under the cover
There are other things, I just can't remember right now...

Legendary_Pokegirl
February 12th, 2005, 02:53 PM
I have some pretty odd things I believed. XD

~ My parents always used to tell me "If you lie, your hair is going to fall out". XD I of course believed them.

~ Here is an odd/gross one. My parents made up this to keep me from biting my nails. "If you continue to bite your nails, then white worms are going to live in yours nose, ears, and mouth". I freaked out~! XD

~ I believed the monster under the bed thing...XD My parents always used to have to come into my room and check in my closet and bed for any living creature.

~ I thought dolls were alive when I was little. XD It was definately the weirdest thing. I used to tell everyone that my doll was just to shy to talk. XP I hate dolls now though.

~ When I was little at Christmas time I always used to think if I went out to the living room all my Christmas presents would disappear. XD So if I needed to go to the washroom then...I had to hold it in all night. @.@

~ Whenever I went into the bath I always thought a monster was going to reach up the drain and drag me down with it. XD

~ Time for pretty much the funniest of them all. XD; When I was little, whenever my mom and brother asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I told them that I wanted to be a dog. XD

~Karli

Eliana
February 12th, 2005, 03:26 PM
Okay, here is something:
So you know traffic lights? as in the pole they are connected to? well...I use to think a man would be in the pole, and operate them xD

Claire
February 12th, 2005, 03:34 PM
I used to believe that the care bears were real and lived up on the clouds ^^ i always wanted to visit them up there ^^

marillmonster2000
February 12th, 2005, 03:37 PM
Here Are Some Things,
1.I thought Babys Grew In The Ground
2.I Used To Think That Ice Cubes Were Made Of Fingernails
3.I Used To Think Buterfre Evolved From PikachuO_o
4.I Was Scared Of The Toilet Flushing So I Never Flushed It
5.I Used To Think Boogers Were gum That Grew In Your Nose
6.I Used To Think That If I Shaved My Head The Army Would Come And Enroll Me
7.I Thouhgt That Bill Clinton Was A good President XD
8.I Thought That The TV Channels Paused When You Changed The Channel
9.I Used To think That Lemonade Was Made From Urine
10.I Ran Through A Glass Door Because I Thought It Was Open
11.I Used To Want To Be A Power Ranger When I Grew Up.

There Are More, But I Can't Think Of Them Right Now

FoxyVulpix
February 12th, 2005, 03:39 PM
Haha... your the only one who used to believe that. I also used to think that the care bears were real and every time I saw a rainbow I thought they had stop some type of evil.
Oh, and yeah, when the clouds look liked a storm was about to begin, I used to think that it was a type of evil starting that the care bears would have to face.
Pretty crazy I know...

I also believed in Santa, the tooth fiary and the Easter Bunny.

And hey, it was hard not to believe that the Easter Bunny wasn't real because my school was always making all these footprints all over the class room floor. O_o That was kinda messy....

Jeremy
February 12th, 2005, 03:41 PM
I believe Microsoft was made by the devil! And I still do sweeties! XD

I use to believe in the toothfairy. XD One time I tried to catch it with a bug catcher net like Link in Zelda 3. XD

Biohazard Girl
February 12th, 2005, 03:48 PM
I used to believe that we were all living in a dollhouse. Like there are bigger people controlling us and it keeps getting bigger and bigger and we controlled smaller people and so on. I also believed that there were cameras all over the place and we are just some sick joke for people to watch O_O

I also thought that if you stepped out of your house or something little people start running around and using your stuff. There are a lot of other things too.

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
February 12th, 2005, 05:01 PM
I used to try to summon the undead. I spent nights at the local cemetery trying to make an army.

Who says I stopped, though? O.O

[Technya]
February 12th, 2005, 05:51 PM
I used to believe many, many stupid things

-That you could stand on clouds
- Babies were made as soon as you signed a paper after getting married *hits forehead*
- If you ran fast enough and then jumped you could fly
- People lived in TVs
- There was something living in our apartment's closet
- If you knew something was going to get you hide under the cover
There are other things, I just can't remember right now...
Just remembered another...I used to believe that when I grew up I was going to be a pirate. <_<

Biohazard Girl
February 12th, 2005, 05:55 PM
I used to believe that apes ruled the world...though I might do still. O_O

AND that there was a ladder that you could climb up to go onto the clouds and they you'd go into a magical land where people sang songs all the time and animal could talk and....

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
February 12th, 2005, 06:39 PM
My little brother believes that rats are made from tar. (rat backwords is tar)

EmeraldSky
February 12th, 2005, 07:02 PM
I believed that when the Emergency Broadcast System test came on, the TV/radio was broken.

Tsugaru
February 13th, 2005, 03:10 AM
I use to think santa,easter bunny,, so on were real

emeraldslay
February 13th, 2005, 06:27 AM
I used to beleive many stupid things.

1. I used to beleive that if you took the memory card out of the PlayStation then all the save files on it would dissapear.

2. I used to beleive that there was a self-destruct button on everything.

3. I used to beleive that the internet was an encyclopedia that was controlled by buttons.

4. I used to beleive that when thunder boomed it was God moving his furniture.

5. I used to beleive that if you took a towel off of a gas cooker (even when it was off) then gas would come out and there would be an explosion.

6. I used to think you need a liscense to have a shower since I always had a bath.

7. I used to think that an airplane was about the size of a bus.

I'll write more as I remember them.

8. I used to beleive that if you watched the TV for ages you're eyes would go square. I checked in the mirrior every morning, just in case.

9. You know the white lines that are left in the sky after planes fly by? Every time I saw one of them, I used to think spring had come.

10. I used to beleive that adults spoke 'grown up language' because when my mom spoke to other adults she talked quickly and I also picked out the words 'and she says'. The once, I asked her when I was going to learn grown up language. :D

Miyu-chan
February 13th, 2005, 05:42 PM
Great thread! xD;

1. My mom used to tell me that if you poked a pimple, it'll rot and creat a crater in your skin. o.o;

2. I used to believe that if I spun in a circle 5 times, then pointed at a picture of a mermaid, I'll turn into one... >.>;

3. I used to believe that if your peeled an apple in front of a mirror in midnight, you'll see your future husband.

4. I used to think that dolls were become alive if you keep talking to them. O.O;

5. I believe, and still do... that there are 'things' living in the mirror. o.o;

Overlord IX
February 15th, 2005, 04:48 AM
When I was young,I thought clowns were robots in freaky diguises!

angel
February 15th, 2005, 06:48 AM
That there was a fat guy. That climbs down chimmies and lives present.
Hes FAT! He can't fit through the chimmies!

emeraldslay
February 18th, 2005, 05:29 AM
8. I used to beleive that if you watched the TV for ages you're eyes would go square. I checked in the mirrior every morning, just in case.

9. You know the white lines that are left in the sky after planes fly by? Every time I saw one of them, I used to think spring had come.

10. I used to beleive that adults spoke 'grown up language' because when my mom spoke to other adults she talked quickly and I also picked out the words 'and she says'. The once, I asked her when I was going to learn grown up language. :D

11. I used to think Cadbury land (UK) was a factory made out of chocolate.

12. Not sure why, but I thought that videos were around $200 each

Forest Grovyle
February 18th, 2005, 10:04 AM
I can only think of a couple...I used to believe in the Tooth Fairy, and I used to think mermaids and fairies were real. :P I think a lot of it was inspired by the film "The Little Mermaid" - I used to be obsessed with it! I also used to believe that my toys came to life when I wasn't there. XD

Ryoutarou
February 18th, 2005, 10:47 AM
I use to think only the super mega rich people could make one hundred bucks XD I use to think think everything I lose a tooth it meant I was one year closer to death....I was a weird little boy XD

Eliana
February 18th, 2005, 10:52 AM
Omg...I just remembered XD!
my friend in L.A claimed that when we were little, I used to believe that this one tree was like a god or something, and that I named it Serena...then one day they cut it down and I asked for a burial service o____o

Sassydoll76
February 25th, 2005, 09:19 PM
I used to believe 1+1=7 1/2 ...wait i still do OMGGGGG

His Infernal Majesty
February 26th, 2005, 12:51 AM
Now i get to make myself look like a fool! XD Anyway I have a long list of things. I used to think that:
Fruit Gushers actually changed your head into a fruit. (I still stay away from them lol)
Little witches would crawl up the side of my bed and pinch and stabb my butt when i slept faced towards the wall (Thats got to be the dumbest).
A skeleton was in my closet
Santa was Jesus
Trains would smash through my room and kill me while i was asleep (we used to live by railroad tracks.)
That there was a whole 'nother world inside the T.V. (animated i mean)
That armies of mice lived under my bed.

There are many,many more....O_o

fudge01
February 26th, 2005, 01:09 AM
[COLOR=Blue]
- If you ran fast enough and then jumped you could fly
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lol been playing a bit to much mario eh?

well i really didn't believe in any stuff well that i can remember

Pikakitty
February 26th, 2005, 02:48 AM
I still beleive that when I grew my big fangy like teeths I turned into a vampire....I also still believe that santa exists....because whenever I put down a carrot for rudolph(nobody in my family likes carrots except me!) I woke up to find a chewed carrot......and anyway..if saint nicholas lived and santa was ol' saint nick....santa once had a carrer in christmas pressie giving.....HE REALLY DID LIVE!!!!

Blade
February 26th, 2005, 03:49 AM
1. I used to believe in Santa... x_x;

2. I used think by eating carrots, it could make me see in the dark. <<;

3. Yes, even the Tooth-Fairy.... o_o;

MidnightSneasel
February 26th, 2005, 07:18 AM
I have a few weird ones...

I used to belive that if toys were 'each sold seperatly' you could only get them for a sort period of time. O_o I also thought that if I jumped of the couch with a grocery bag over my head I would begin to fly...

Drayano
February 26th, 2005, 12:28 PM
One thing, but extremely stupid. I always used to believe that Monkeys were inside traffic lights and they changed the light colour. I was obsessed with Traffic Lights then. XD.

Lil' Schu
February 26th, 2005, 01:25 PM
- I used to believe everything my parents told me. @@
- That there were monsters in the clothes hamper in the dark. So I went to the bathroom FAST. XD
- That school was fun. [Yeah. @.o]
- ...I was going to be a Barbie when I grew up. XD;

The Fallen
February 26th, 2005, 01:35 PM
That 1 2 skip a few 99 100 was how you counted to 100 lol.

Shadowfaith
February 26th, 2005, 01:37 PM
I use to think tooth fairy and all that was real AND, I also thought that something was living under my bed, seriously, I had trouble sleeping at night x_x

*Checks under the bed and gets pulled under by a monster shadow bunny of hell*

*Dies x_x*

Kylie-chan
February 28th, 2005, 11:13 PM
I use to think only the super mega rich people could make one hundred bucks XD I use to think think everything I lose a tooth it meant I was one year closer to death....I was a weird little boy XD
Yes, you were XD

1. If your parents give you twenty cents it makes you rich O_o
2. The Santa Cl- *shuts up* - man XD
3. Pumpkin tastes nice

XD

Burne Starcofski
March 1st, 2005, 05:54 AM
Lots of people believed in the tooth fairy, even me.

But I thought there were zombies under my carpet, and that every night they would rise up and try to eat me. To protect me, I put little action figures around my bed.
LMAO!
And that's probably one of the stupidest things I every did for seven years!