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Breezy
March 6th, 2005, 09:01 PM
Welcome to a lettter off compaint! ^_^

This ficcy addresses both the wonderful life of a badfic to the reviews from said badfic all the way to the parody of the badfic that I've been ranting on for the last five seconds of your life.::smiles sheepishly::

So using my own knowledge of "n00b" fics and their reviewers and things like that and came up with this . . . letter of complaint. *shrugs* I think it really gets funny once the reviewers come into play. ^_^

This was not intended to make fun of one single individual nor any who have forgotten the true meaning of being a "n00b" not the "n00b" itself and I just keep repeating myself and I'm gonna go so you can read

Enjoy!

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Dear sirs/madams/people who think their all that,

Its has come to are atteention that us......new writers I guess r being made fun of by you so-called.......... other people. Thats not very nice. not very nice at all. So we the new writers would like to adress a few things that your so-called reviewers like to "critcize" at us..

Forestarters, a good chunk of us are only 13!!!!!!!. I mean how many 13 year old authors do you find selling books in them book shops lately?!?!?!?!?!?!. That's write. None!!!!!!!!. So stop saying that age doesn't matter because it does.

Stupid..................however old you guys are.

Another thing that weve been told a lot is r description on characters. For a matter of fact, I like to talk to myself. Another thing is that as long as you know what there waring, then its all good right? I mean, its obvious
that our characters have hair and eyes right? I mean, you guys think stupid if you don't know that!!!!.

Stupid just like you're age. ^_________________^

We also think that as long as you know WEAR our character is going then their's not much need for us to explain what they see when getting they're! One of you said don't overdescribe things and we're just fallowing instructions after all!!!!!1! Sheesh, and then
u complain to us that we don't listen to you. Well how can we listen to you when your all away
across the ocean or inside a....... something that you can't hear through................. a toilet, yeah!!!! how can we hear you if your inside a toilet?!?!?!

Man, that's gotta hurt. But of course, ur stupid.

Besides, I can see my fic purfectly (LOLZERS!!!!. Purfectly like a Meowth!!!!! XDDD) inside my head!!!! Why can't you
guys? Ur fanfic writers, use you're imagination!!!!.
And whats wrong wit having perfact charecters at teh start?!?!??!?! That's a new thing, not alot of writer's use fir a plot plot that u people state that WE need work on

Wat else is there?????. Oh yeah, HOW COME I ACN'T HAVE ASH N MISTY FALL IN LUVVVVV IN TEH BEGGINING!!! Because ppl fall in luv write?!?!?!?!? THEY DO RIGHT?!?!?!?!? HEY! ANSWERING ALREADY! They are so meant for eachother!!!!! Support the shipping., SUPPOR IT!

ANd i like tress. ^_^ I know. You should to. they help you breath.. thats why i like namin my proffessors htem.

But in order to proof you wrong, I'll show u a sneek peak of my new REVISVED version!

Jessica sycamore woke up with the sun shining. she yawned a wide yawn and jumped outta bed and with the turn of her head she saw er alarm clock and sh screamed shrilly as she rushe out of hr room. She tripped and fallen on her face. "Ouch!" she said as she pushed herself up off teh flore, "I'm going to be late!" IN a
rush, she exited her house with out a backwards glance at her famiy. "I made it!" screamed the girl her face happy as she bounced into the classroom happily. 2 others a boy and
a girl, were already there in teh labratory. "What?!?!?!" She screamed, frustrated. "why r yu guys hear firset?!?!?!?" "you were late!" the other girl scraemed!!!! "thats right!!!" said the boy!!!! "NO FAIR!". SHOUTed jessica.."i got a celebi"! said the boy. "n i got a jirachi! there mucho better then celebi and mew!!!!"
"speaking of which," said teh prof. sycamore, "here jessica,' "OMG!!!!!! it's a mew!"


Ooh, better stop there cuz you know two much already. This fic will pwn!!!! But no, You guys are so mean to us when u review!!!!! Waaaaa!! You scare the children at night?

:mew: mews are t3h kyutties of the world!!!!!!

ANd then we c . . . this so-called parody on us? Whats that about? We try are hardest and u laugh in r face! that's not nice either! Go flush yourself down the toilet and stay there!

So just in case you do get this because ur stupidity kinda stupifies ur brain, this is r lettter off compaint

Thnx four you're time.

Signed,

- The "n00b" writers

:12: <----- that's a spinda. he likes to stare at you n tri 2 freek u out cuz u review to meanly. meanies.

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*confuzzled look* Yeah . . . Close if necessary mods. =3

LaTeR dAyZ!

Avegaille
March 7th, 2005, 03:19 AM
^Weird..... is this suppose to be an fanfic? o_O;;;

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Well, anyway, I think everyone should read it at least, so that they'll know what is to be done in a Pokemon fan fic! I hope you add more info! XDD

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For now, bye!

Chibi Pika
March 7th, 2005, 04:58 AM
Yay, you posted it here!!!!!!!!!! :D

Yep, it's a fic, and chapter 3 = *fall out of chair from insane laughter.*

So the spinda stares at people now instead of dancing X3 Heh, I haven't seen much smilie use here so that part's not as funny as on SPPF.

~Chibi~

PS: #3 rules!!! X3

Rebecca M. Renfield
March 7th, 2005, 11:29 AM
I'm frightened by your immaculate portrayal of t3h n00bs. o__o; I have actually seen people in full seriousness state the contents of your letter-fic.

... *hides and whimpers, holding her legs and rocking back and forth* No..........

Breezy
March 7th, 2005, 08:03 PM
^Weird..... is this suppose to be an fanfic? o_O;;;

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Well, anyway, I think everyone should read it at least, so that they'll know what is to be done in a Pokemon fan fic! I hope you add more info! XDD

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For now, bye!Yep, and I'm proud of it too lol. XP Thanks for reviewing bunny!

You know what sucks though Chibi? In order to get the n00b feel, I wrote chapter three on the Quick Reply box and stupid me forgot to save it on a Word Processor and then, the next day, SPPf goes down. :dead: And when SPPf gets back up, the only threads left will be those PAST Saturday and I posted chapter 3 on Sunday! I'm so mad at my stupidity! ><

Ah well, I least I know the concept idea of chapter three. Maybe it'll be funnier. *shrugs* And I'll keep reviewer # 10 IC and replace him/her with another reviewer lol.

Yay for #3! He rules! ^_^ Thanks for reviewing again Chibi! :)

I'm frightened by your immaculate portrayal of t3h n00bs. o__o; I have actually seen people in full seriousness state the contents of your letter-fic.

... *hides and whimpers, holding her legs and rocking back and forth* No..........I've been told that actual authors that write like this wrote worse if that's hard to believe. o.0

The fact that I can write like a n00b scares me too. :P Thanks for reviewing Rebecca!

Chapter 2 will be posted as soon as spp is back up since I didn't save that chapter either. --; I've really got to plan ahead sometimes.

LaTeR dAyZ!

Flatulus
March 7th, 2005, 10:12 PM
To be honest this is one of the funniest things I've seen, it seems realistic enough and shows how stupid people can be. Of course I could sit here all day pointing out the spelling and grammar mistakes to complain about just to annoy you by proving I don't have a clue why you did this... Too bad I have a perfect picture in my mind of what you mean so it just wouldn't have the same emotion behind it if I did...

I must say, for me, this was both comforting and hurtful. Even though it's great to be reminded of the n00bs who are hiding around somewhere wasting forum space and how superior we all are to them, its just a bit painful that that some people can do better nasty responses to bad honest reviews than me but thats not your problem. The most horrible thing is that this has already had more reviews here in less than two days than my fic has gotten in the weeks it has been up, that is also not your problem but I had to say it.

did someone in this thread imply that youve written things like this before or was I just imagining it? If so I cant wait for the next one as I would never of believed even a great writer reviewer like yourself could write anything so funny, of course I can never write comedy at all

Breezy
March 8th, 2005, 07:16 PM
To be honest this is one of the funniest things I've seen, it seems realistic enough and shows how stupid people can be. Of course I could sit here all day pointing out the spelling and grammar mistakes to complain about just to annoy you by proving I don't have a clue why you did this... Too bad I have a perfect picture in my mind of what you mean so it just wouldn't have the same emotion behind it if I did...This fic was mainly written to "parodize" n00b writers on SPPf (very rarely do you find a horrendous fic here). And you can point out all the errors if ya want, though me and Burnt Flower at SPPf realized we'd prolly die if we tried. =3
I must say, for me, this was both comforting and hurtful. Even though it's great to be reminded of the n00bs who are hiding around somewhere wasting forum space and how superior we all are to them, its just a bit painful that that some people can do better nasty responses to bad honest reviews than me but thats not your problem.
You mean people retaliating back to honest reviews? Usually, people don't fight back honest reviews for they're being truthful but, of course, if the honest reviewer is wrong about something . . .

The most horrible thing is that this has already had more reviews here in less than two days than my fic has gotten in the weeks it has been up, that is also not your problem but I had to say it.n00b titles always get readers attention but it's not proper if you put a n00b title on a well-written fic.

For others, they already read this at SPPf and just wanted to review again. :P
did someone in this thread imply that youve written things like this before or was I just imagining it? If so I cant wait for the next one as I would never of believed even a great writer reviewer like yourself could write anything so funny, of course I can never write comedy at allShe meant that I posted this at other places lol. Chapter 2 should be up as soon as SPPf is up since I didn't save it on Wordpad (I know, bad writer *slaps herself*). And what's that suppose to mean lol? Honest reviewers can't be funny and must always be serious and scare the crap outta people? Not for me it's not! ^_^

Thanks for reviewing!

LaTeR dAyZ!

Gohan
March 9th, 2005, 06:52 PM
Oh man!that was so funny!I almost made my Mom and Dad come up here with all my laughing.reminds me of when I was a n00b.I can't wait until next time!

lilbluecorsola
March 10th, 2005, 04:51 PM
Ee hee hee.

Like at SPPf, I liked this fic, because it reminded my about the n00bs. (^.^) I also liked Chapter Two, with the reviewers. XD

Hm, I never read Chapter 3 though... o.O;

Breezy
March 10th, 2005, 06:43 PM
Chapter three got deleted since the green forum crashed! >< Ah well, I least I know what I wrote about in that fic lol.

Anyways though, chapter 2 has to do with the reviewers of said badfic. ::grins evilly::

Maybe you're one of these reviewers. =P

BTW, the username of this author is Boon so I dont have to refer to the author as the author lol.

Beware of reviewer # 2 btw.

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Reviewer # 1:
Trainer

To disgruntled "n00b" writer,

It has come to my concern that you, the newbie writers, are disheartened by the sudden barrage of parodies that poke fun at your fic. We do need mean any harm and we do not mean to offend you in any way. The parody was mainly a teaching aid for new writers (in my case anyways) on how NOT to write. My intentions were not meant to hurt you in any way and I deeply apologize if my parody caused you misery or anguish in any sort.

Do take the time to crack open a dictionary though for your spelling and grammar is horrendous. A proofreader (or even the simplicity of a word processor's spell checker and grammar checker) would do wonders for your fanfiction. For example (I took a part of your sneak peek if you dont mind):

Jessica Sycamore woke up with the sun shining through her white satin curtains that hung from her open window. She yawned widely and jumped out of her bed, head turning slightly so she could take a quick glance at her alarm clock. With her heart racing, the girl screamed shrilly in fright as she dashed toward the bathroom to get ready for the upcoming day. "No! I'm going to be late!"

Of course you might want to add more detail than what I just typed but you get understand what I mean right?

Another thing I would like to comment on is your characters. Now Jessica so far sounds like a major Mary-Sue only two paragraphs in with the fact that she has a Mew on her team. Eh . . . The fact that her mother (THE professor I might add) would give her such a Pokmon doesnt really help lessen the perfection of your character. Mew, Jirachi, and Celebi are rare Pokmon (unlike the average Rattata or Wingull) - legendaries really - which appear at rare times (Jirachi once a millennium and etcetera) so its got to be pretty coincidental that all those Pokmon appeared at the same time got captured as well.

Your plot is rather bland as well. The average trainer fic in my eyes that has the predictable rising action, climax, and resolution. While its alright to have your background plot as a trainer fic, try and build your ideas on top of that so it gives your fic a twist. ;)

Good luck boon.

Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as-

Oh . . . dang. You n00bs bug me to no end with your annoying whine and plea of attention. Cant you all just die and crawl under a rock (perhaps go in the toilet that you love mentioning?)! Sheesh . . .

Forestarters, a good chunk of us are only 10!!!!!!!. I mean how many 10 year old authors do you find selling books in them book shops lately?!?!?!?!?!?!. That's write. None!!!!!!!!. So stop saying that age doesn't matter because it does.Forestarters, I know eleven year olds that write better than your crap and by looking at your profile, you turn eleven in a few more days. There is no excuse in writing terribly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you do.
Stupid..................however old you guys are.How ironic. *rolls eyes*
Another thing that weve been told a lot is r description on characters. For a matter of fact, I like to talk to myself. Another thing is that as long as you know what there waring, then its all good right? I mean, its obvious
that our characters have hair and eyes right? I mean, you guys think stupid if you don't know that!!!!.Obviously you must review yourself too if you think this piece of crap is any good.

My cousin doesn't have eyes or hair so technically, not ALL characters have normal attributes. Thanks for reminding me of my poor cousin you a-hole!

Though it makes me wonder how she's alive too . . . Meh.

Besides, I can see my fic purfectly (LOLZERS!!!!. Purfectly like a Meowth!!!!!!!!!! XDDD) inside my head!!!! Why can't you
guys? Ur fanfic writers, use you're imagination!!!!.I suggest you take your own advice before shoving it up our own asses.

Your other "arguments" are quite pointless to argue against for half the time, I have no clue what the hell you're talking about.

Try again. No, don't even try again. Go find a new forum to spam n00b.

Reviewer # 3:
AHAHAAHHA!!!

Thats write boon! Fight for t3h n00b power! XD

Reviewer # 4:
Yay!

^ That was spam stupid. Id advise listening to reviewer # 1. He knows all. ;)

Reviewer # 3:
AHAHAAHHA!!!

No, this is spam! XDDDDDDD!!!!!

Reviewer # 3:
AHAHAAHHA!!!

OMG reviewer # 2! Your so mean too boon! :( Leave him alone, this if hif first fic!!!

Reviewer # 2:
I pwn y0 as-

That was both spam. Idiots. *stamps Youve been spammed on authors story* If you can call this a story anyways. Im surprised this hasnt been locked up yet for being under the limit on a fanfic. Of course, you cant even count this as a fanfic in this first place but just a plead of . . . er, annoyance.
OMG reviewer # 2! Your so mean too boon! :( Leave him alone, this if hif first fic!!!"This if hif first fic" huh? I did not know you could have a lisp when TYPING! *rolls eyes*

Reviewer # 5:
You know you wanna

Please refrain from double posting reviewer # 3 and you, reviewer # 2, need a dire attitude adjustment.

Reviewer # 2:
I pwn y0 as-

Please refrain from double posting reviewer # 3 and you, reviewer # 2, need a dire attitude adjustment.Oh STFU you mini mod.

Reviewer # 6:

My oh my boon . . . I thought we talked about this. I beta-ed your fic, helped you with plot and spelling and you still use your first, unedited version. ::sigh::

Please . . . listen to everyone (me included). We're only trying to help!

Reviewer # 7:

Dude, that was WAY too short! You need to put effort into a story if you want people to read. Improve the length and description and this might turn out okay I guess. Sorry if this review offended you. Work on your grammer too kay?

Reviewer # 8:
I'm so lonely...

WTF IS THIS?! Dude, I don't care if your fanfic is crappy but you have no right to go and complain about OTHER people's fic. Sheesh. --;

Reviewer # 9:
XP XD XD >_>

;.; WHy are you being so mean to us reviewers that are trying 2 help u?!?!?!?!

Reviewer # 10:
#2's robot =D

For starters, work on your grammar. Get a proofreader, use a spellchecker, anything! When placing commas, trying reading the sentence out loud and see if that works.

Your description sucks t3h major monkey balls I must admit. Describe the character (yes, even hair and eye color ;) ), his/her settings, his/her Pokmon and the works. We wanna see what's going on in your head too and believe it or not, not all fanfiction people want to use their imagination 24/7.

Use common sense too. Would a beginning trainer really be able to obtain a legendary? Would a beginning trainer be able to wield its power? I think not. Use a Pokmon that would fit Jessica's ability as a trainer like a Poochyena or a Swablu even.

Keep working on it.

Reviewer # 2:
Booted out- Don't be like me!

Keep working on it ja?Don't encourage him, you'll only make things worse.

Reviewer # 3:
Booted out- Don't be like me!

HAHA! You are the banned # 2.

Reviewer # 5:
You know you wanna

So are you # 3. Mini mod my ***. Have a nice day! ^_^

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Whee. ^_^ This is such a stereotypical chapter lol. Hope you enjoyed though. Not as funny but meh. Mind you that this is only a few type of reviewers. There are many more to come! ^_^

Tell me any other styles of review if you know any ja?

LaTeR dAyZ!

Chibi Pika
March 10th, 2005, 08:04 PM
Lol, I still like the humor better in chapter three, though *sighs at the deleted-ness. Ah well, you probably remember most of it anyway, and I practically memorized it o_O; Just as hilarious to read this twice! X3

~Chibi~

Hawk of the North
March 10th, 2005, 08:41 PM
Hahah, this is hilarious. n00bdom never fails to amuse me, but this is the greatest I've ever seen it done! This is pure beauty!

lilbluecorsola
March 11th, 2005, 12:00 PM
XD Yup, I remember liking Chapter Two a lot better. I like the ending, because it really sounds like the thread got closed at that point.

Avegaille
March 12th, 2005, 03:01 AM
^Wow.... I'm so impressed! The reviewing thing chapter is simply what reviewers must see before they can review a certain fain fic.... *stops rant*

>am I starting to become like you, Breezy?

Breezy
June 2nd, 2005, 08:34 PM
I tried to make the story more realistic looking heh. ^_^; It's not as funny as the previous chapters . . . but meh. Enjoy!

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Private Message: Re: OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!
From: Reviewer # 10
To: Reviewer # 15, Reviewer # 14, Reviewer # 2

Hey guys! What's up? Heard that 14 and 15 took boon as one of their underlings- I mean "students". >=D I hope she is cooperating. You know how these little n00b-lets get sometimes (especially you reviewer # 2. You jumped on # 1's arse the first time you got one of his reviews XD).

You don't control me by the way.

Anyways, I'm sure all of us would like to hear about her . . . progress.

Private Message: Re: OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!
From: Reviewer # 15
To: Reviewer # 10, Reviewer # 14, Reviewer # 2

Oh geez 10, did you have to bring boon up? >> How come all we talk about are fanfics! Don't you care about my life anymore! ;.;

Stubborn little moron that boon. Did you know that she is a he? o.0 He doesn't seem like it huh? Then again, 2 seemed like a real fruit too and he turned out to be an arrogant idiot. :)

Well, we got him to replaced the legendaries with regular Pokmon (of course Pikachu, Eevee, and ... something else that I can't recall, but it's most likely overused as well) so that's an improvement right? He refuses to change the character though except to make Jessica a Jesse instead. You know, a guy instead of girl. I told him that it's usually easier to write for a character that's your same age and gender (in my case anyways).

He also wouldn't let us do our jobs. You know BETA a fic? All we could do is tell him the basics in grammar. =/ I'm so dreading him posting now.

Private Message: Re: OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!
From: Reviewer # 14
To: Reviewer # 10, Reviewer # 15, Reviewer # 2

What's that suppose to mean 15! Are you saying that girls write crappy their first time! Sexist pig! XP

Widdle boony-kins should be posting another preview in his thread at the Authors Cafe. Have you noticed that only one person (# 11) has recommended him to read the Basic FAQ? :\ Ah well . . . The boy is going to tarnish our good name 15 if he doesn't get any better.

Private Message: Re: OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!
From: Reviewer # 2
To: Reviewer # 10, Reviewer # 14, Reviewer # 15

And what good name would that be? :D Love ya too 14! *evil laugh*

I don't know why you guys encourage the little twit. He is never going to listen to you. You know all hope is lost if he doesn't listen to the fic "celebs". *roll eyes*

The boy is stupid . . .

Private Message: Re: OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!
From: Reviewer # 15
To: Reviewer # 10, Reviewer # 14, Reviewer # 2

Love ya too 14!She's mine! Back off! *snatches his precious and runs*

But yes, the boy is stupid . . . *hiss*

Private Message: Re: OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!
From: Reviewer # 10
To: Reviewer # 15, Reviewer # 14, Reviewer # 2

I like all this Harry Potter and LOTR mixture we've got going on here. Anyways, I just checked New Posts and his thread is updated. Everyone ready for this?

Private Message: Re: OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!!
From: Reviewer # 15
To: Reviewer # 10, Reviewer # 14, Reviewer # 2

No ... REWIND TIME NOW!
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boon
cheeserz!!! XD

Alrighty!!!!!!!!!!1 I gotted 3 count thme 3 betas for me fic so it shoujld be much better then b4!!!!!!!!!! yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me hopes u likey. :( me b sad if u dont..

Jesse Sycamore woke up with a start an alarm ringing in the distance as he slammed his fist on the clock shutting it up and practcaly shatttering it in to tiny peices but he did not care for today was the day he was gooing to become a opke'mon master!!!!!!! he was excitedno doubt in he
was ready to beat n e 1 that dared stands in his way for he was the greatest,the bomb really.

Throwing clothes, the 10 boy stared at himself in the mirror nodded in approoval
at his pants, shirt, gloves, hat and messy hair that sits neatly on the head.

"Crud, Im late arent i?" he questioned himself running towards his door only to trip at the stairs. *CRASH BOOM BASHH!!!!!* were the noises that fallowed as he rolled down the stairs landed at his mothers feet. "siorry mom, gotta go!!!" he shouted jumping on his feet and kissing his mom on the cheeck before running out the door and towards the lab. jesses mom only shook her head and continued to sweet the dusty floor with her broom,."professor, im here!!!!" he shouts, throwing up the glass doors. two other trainers stare at him and he slaps his forehead in disgust and dislike and disdain and other d words. "what r u 2 doing here?".

there was a girl. she threw her hair over her shoulder and simpered sweatly at jesse. "just here to get our poke'mon" she remarsk, throwing her hair over her shoulder again. what was up with her? she has a lot of hair. "yeah!!!!!! the other boy said weakly "we so gonna kickage youre buttage!!!!!!" "buttage aint a word!!!!!" jesse shouted. "tell him dad!!!!"

professor sycamore or jesses dad only grinned at the shouting ten olds. "what pojemon would
you lke jesse ive got pikachu, eevee, and a munchlax?"

"munchlax!!!!" shouted jessed, eagerly grasping at the balls that rests on the table in front of professor sycamore who hands it to him and he takes the ball with eager hands. "i wants munchlax!!!!!!" shouted the girl! "its mine ashleigh!!!!!!" remarked Jesse. "can i have pika-" boy was interruped by the two arguing ten year olds again.

"I DO!!!"

I DFO!!!!!!"

^_^ Mucho better right??!??!?!?!??!?!@?!?!@???# RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! OAKY THEN!!!!!! MY COMPUTER WONT GET OFF CAPS LOCKS. THAT SUCKS. IT DOES INDEED DOESNT IT. THANK YOU BETAS FOR HELPIND ME I APPRECIATE IT

COMMENTS NO CRITSIZM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 >< ILL SICK MY ;309; ELECTRIKE ON YOU IF U DO!!!!!!!!!!!11

ill give up if u do... =(
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot =D

Well . . . You did improve I suppose boon. You still lack in description, you still don't know how to space, you still have seemingly Gary-Stus and your overusage of exclamation points just burns my eyes.

But you did improve on grammar and spelling, I'll give you that. ^_^ Now all we got to do is teach you what commas are and we'll be all set in basics pretty much. Joy.

Characters . . . well, at least they don't get legendaries anymore though, I hear that Munchlax are pretty rare. But then again, since Pokmon merchadising is making so many times of the thing, it's most likely that some will assume that Munchlax are common. :rolleyes:

New paragraphs begin when different subjects and characters begin mind you. Description isn't the greatest either. Keep working on it. I'll let someone else nail down other things too. :D
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Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as-

Better my ass. I'd expect better of you 15. You used to shove your beta version of people's fics down their throat and now you're becoming . . . nice. o0 The horror man, the horror!

Apparently, Jesse is a ranter since there are no pauses in your fic. >> Actually, apparently Jesse is naked since you said he threw clothes and not he threw on clothes. Ew, he's nakey!

Gah, go become a Spriter and bug their side of the forum huh? God only know how many spriters we have anyways...
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Reviewer # 5
You know you wanna

You improved greatly from your first try boon I must admit. Though, you've got a long ways to go. Basically, # 10 summed up all you have to work on. Don't give up if people try to help you though. I know of another author who was just like you boon (except perhaps in attitude). He was a rather proud boy who refused to listen to the good advice of the reviewers. You know what happened to him?

He got a bad attitude. :D
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Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as-

I know of another author who was just like you boon (except perhaps in attitude). He was a rather proud boy who refused to listen to the good advice of the reviewers. You know what happened to him?

He got a bad attitude. :DI know! Can you believe 15 back then! Gah, what was shoved up his ass back then? :)
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Reviewer # 14
You have cooties

In all honesty boon, you would of been better off using 15's version of your fic. He didn't change anything, he just tidied up the grammar and typos a bit.

I'm more concerned for your plot though now. Are we just planning a regular trainer fics, you refused to tell us in our PMs. Regular trainers fics are a big no no here at SPPf for we have hundreds here already. Think about all of them at ff.net. o0 *shudders at the thought*
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Reviewer # 15
Monkey balls?!

. . . . How do I put this kid?

BETAS ARE MEANT TO PROOFREAD AND GET RID OF YOUR ERRORS!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT THIS!! Over and over and over and . . . gah! *heart explodes*

Least the major uber Gary-Stus are gone.

I know of another author who was just like you boon (except perhaps in attitude). He was a rather proud boy who refused to listen to the good advice of the reviewers. You know what happened to him?

He got a bad attitude. :DI know! Can you believe 15 back then! Gah, what was shoved up his ass back then? :)Oh yes, I am such an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aren't I 2? *roll eyes*

Anyways, you heard me boon. 14 and I can really help you tidy up your fic for less errors.

But this version of your own . . .

*dies*
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Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as-

Least the major uber Gary-Stus are gone.Which is the only good thing I might add. What? Reviewer # 2 saying something kinda nice? Now that's horrific. :D

Yes! He died! Come now reviewer # 14! You belong to me now! *sweep you off and runs*
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Reviewer # 17
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

Absol: this sux.

it does. cant believe that someone would write this peice of ****!!! this sux monkeys ill tell ya, monkeys!! it ****ing sucks it worst than **** it comes out of # 2s ***, its yucky i say yucky go ****ing die in a hole you ******* cuz no ones cares if yuoc come back or not ****it so go and piss peple off with this crapp **** cuz it sucks!!!!!!!!! go to hell *****!!!!

ABsol: dfamn right!!!
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Reviewer # 10
#2's robot =D

Hey # 17! Don't you have any manners or respect? Because I certainly think you don't. Don't you know it is very rude to flame an author or a member period?

At least try to put a comment in the preview. Sheesh.

*reports*
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Reviewer # 5
You know you wanna

I think you could use a little time out 17. *bans*

Don't listen to him boon. If he doesn't have decent grammar then you shouldn't listen to him. Heck, if he disrespect you, then his comments are probably not worth reading anyways.
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Reviewer # 18
FJKDSL:

Not bad boon! I'm proud of you for creating such a brilliant masterpiece! It's wonderful, astounding really! Jesse, Ashleigh, boy . . . Brilliantly developed! I must say I love your plot, and I disagree with you 14, I think his plot is well thought out and clearly original.

Thumbs up boon, thumbs up.
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Reviewer # 10
#2's robot =D

No offence # 18 but I'm rather diappointed in you. I've read your fic I must say, it was pretty good, but encouraging boon's flaws? You and I both know that words like "outstanding" are words that shouldn't describe this fic just yet. =/
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Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as-

Look at her sig 10, she's paired up with him. No wonder she's kissing up. Speaking of kissing ... *looks at 14*
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Reviewer # 14
You have cooties

*slaps # 2 and points at user title* That's referring to you! ;.; Save me 15, sweetie!
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Reviewer # 15
Monkey balls?!

Back off # 2! *draws sword and smirks* You wanna dance amigo?
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Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as

Back off # 2! *draws sword and smirks* You wanna dance amigo?You want to dance amigo? WTF is that? HOw about you wanna box ♥♥♥♥♥? :D

On topic: This is a comma ",". We use it when we want to pause in sentences. USE THEM!
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Reviewer # 19
Boulder Trainer

Marshtomps have big heads.
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Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as-

Marshtomps have big heads.How thought provoking.
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Reviewer # 20
Secrets Untold

Marshtomps have big heads.So does # 2. ;)

I've been told by # 10, 11, 14, 15, and countless others to check out this thread and offer my advice.

Most of you summed it all up though so my advice is rather useless. I must say though, there are no limits to your imagination. Weave magic as I like to call it. The world is at your fingertips.

I do recommend that you use the beta'd copy by 15. He's a master at catching easy mistakes like yours boon.
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Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as-

All bow your heads! The legendary # 20 is here! *kisses her feet*

My head is not big. :(
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Reviewer # 10
#2's robot =D

*curtsies to # 20* Mod kiss-up # 2! XD You know, I still do wonder why # 5 or # 20 refuse to close this. I suppose it brings the entire fanfic community together or something. Or perhaps it's a spammy version of Advice for Aspiring Authors.
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Reviewer # 15
Monkey balls?!

*shieths sword and bows* XP I know how much you love being treated like royalty # 20![/sarcasm]

Yeah, I do wonder why this thread is STILL open. But hey, whatever. Thanks for supporting me guys and trying to convince boon to use my copy (of course, he still won't take it though).

*dies again that 20 mentioned him in all her glory*
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Reviewer # 21
HI!

What the-?!?!?!?!? Whats this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ITS ME! MARIO!!!!! XD Psycho!!!!! just # 3 again! You cant catch me, you cant catch me *sticks out tongue*
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Reviewer # 6
^_^

My beta version is fine as well. >> 14 and 15 aren't the only ones beta-ing boon's fic you know.

*grumbles that she's overshadowed by fic celebs*
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Reviewer # 5
You know you wanna

WILL YOU STOP! *bans # 3/16/432483920583490 again*

Sheesh. >>
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Reviewer # 14
You have cooties

We don't mean to overshadow you 6 heh. ^_^;
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Reviewer # 22
Trainer

Let's start from the beginning. . .
Jesse Sycamore woke up with a start an alarm ringing in the distance as he slammed his fist on the clock shutting it up and practcaly shatttering it in to tiny peices but he did not care for today was the day he was gooing to become a opke'mon master!!!!!!! That's a complete run-on without the right punctuation. Like countless above me, commas are the key to fixing them. Watch out for those typos. Listen to # 15 and 14 (and 6 ;) ) or use a spellchecker to catch them.
Throwing clothes, the 10 boy stared at himself in the mirror nodded in approoval
at his pants, shirt, gloves, hat and messy hair that sits neatly on the head.Here, you're saying that he threw clothes but didn't put them on, so like 2 said, he's naked. o.0 And this messy hair might not even be on his head since you said "the head" and not "his head".
"Crud, Im late arent i?" he questioned himself running towards his door only to trip at the stairs. *CRASH BOOM BASHH!!!!!* were the noises that fallowed as he rolled down the stairs landed at his mothers feet. "siorry mom, gotta go!!!" he shouted jumping on his feet and kissing his mom on the cheeck before running out the door and towards the lab. Onomatopoeia doesn't need asterisks. Just type it. You can bold it and put it in a new paragraph for effect though I suppose. How come Jesse's mother isn't the professor anymore? Hell, how come Jessica turned into a Jesse?
there was a girl. she threw her hair over her shoulder and simpered sweatly at jesse. "just here to get our poke'mon" she remarsk, throwing her hair over her shoulder again. what was up with her? she has a lot of hair.There was a girl huh? Clear indication that you need to describe describe describe! Never write Pokmon as Poke'mon because it looks terrble. Pokemon is fine if you can't make the .

Listen to everyone's advice and read Basic FAQ while you're at it.
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Reviewer # 4
HIYA!

Listen to reviewer # 22. He knows all. ;)

stop the flames. Stop the spam. stop the hatred.

Stop it all.

Edit: Yes! I got a rep point for my 100th post
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Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as-

Oh, so is that why you keep saying "Listen to [insert reviewer here]" huh? Post rank! =O Ebil! *unshieths sword* Shall we # 15? Or wait, you died huh? *grins at 14 sheepishly* So you wanna go out sometime? :D
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Reviewer # 14
You got cooties

*looks at the dead body of 15 and sighs* Sure # 2! *glares at 15* I'll go out with you!

On topic: boon, who is afraid to visit his own thread now sadly, PMed, saying that he listened to all your advice but he wishes to use his own and develop on his own. He says that's what # 20 and # 2 did so he wishes to do that as well.

Poor kid. Doesn't he know that I beta'd # 2? =P
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Reviewer # 24
Fwee!

You rule boon! This preview rocks! I can't wait to see the real version one day! Yay for that day! Have a Magby! http://www.serebiiforums.com/images/smilies2/240.gif :D and these too! http://www.serebiiforums.com/images/smilies2/324.gif http://www.serebiiforums.com/images/smilies2/086.gif http://www.serebiiforums.com/images/smilies2/131.gif http://www.serebiiforums.com/images/smilies2/324.gif
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Reviewer # 2
I pwn y0 as-

-.-; What's with n00bs and smilies? I don't understand this concept.
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Reviewer # 5
You know you wanna

It's a question that shall always remain unanswered # 2 . . .

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Yes, I know, a few "green" forum inside jokes, but meh. :P Who's reading this anyways lol?

LaTeR dAyZ!

Avegaille
June 3rd, 2005, 04:49 AM
Breezy, this is one long fan fic?! But anyways, I'm glad you're working on this again! I'm soooo happy! I promise to read it soon! XP

Shuko
June 3rd, 2005, 06:19 AM
This must be a testament to the true essence of a writer, because I honestly believed that your fic was not a fic, and was in fact a true rant from a poor, misguided n00b!!! XD The realism was so convincing, in fact, that after reading the first half of it, I was trying to decide whether to chastize the misguided teen for flaming her critics, or to try to comfort her and hint that ranting and raving might not be the best way to voice her opinion. 9_9 I feel so emotionally used right now, lol!

Great job on your fic! You made me feel and think things that no ordinary fic could have done. And even though I'm kind of bewildered and deflated right now, I like it when fics involve me like that. I hope that any and all newbies that read it aren't offended, and can laugh at the absurdity along with the rest of us. :laugh:

Abskull
June 3rd, 2005, 06:36 AM
At first, when I saw the title, I said to myself,

"Oh my god. Not another nOOb writer. Holy meep! That's Breezy!"

So I looked, and laughed. You're truly brilliant Breezy. I hope to see more of this! Along with you, I hate illiterate people, too.

Yamato-san
June 3rd, 2005, 10:17 AM
Shuko's right, it does seem very realistic. You even got character development down right, since it seemed as though #2 matured a slight bit since that whole mini-mod skirmish.

emeraldslay
June 3rd, 2005, 11:36 AM
LOL, this will probably sound like a n00b-ish question, but what are the betas and all that?

oni flygon
June 3rd, 2005, 02:29 PM
betas are the same as rough drafts...>>

I liked this fic... very creative... =D

RocketMeowth
June 3rd, 2005, 08:55 PM
This is odd. But yet awsome at the same time. Its so originall. So, so, so, unlike anything I have ever seen. Er...........read.

Act
June 4th, 2005, 04:31 AM
LOL, this will probably sound like a n00b-ish question, but what are the betas and all that?

A beta is an editor who reads your work before it is posted.

Cute. It's a shame how true it is, though. o.o;;

Lily
June 4th, 2005, 08:52 PM
lol...

The realism scares me. >=D I love it, Breezeh. It's just...so realistic and you captured it well. xD

Miyu-chan
June 4th, 2005, 09:12 PM
O.O; It's so... scary. It was so realistic. o.o; Great job. xD

The different reviewing styles of the 'reviewers' were amusing too, and how you tried to make them as realistic as possible. xD

The only thing... I got a bit confused about which reviewer was #10, #13, et cetera. (#2 was stuck in my head though, lol) xD

A truly wonderful job. n__n

Breezy
June 5th, 2005, 07:08 PM
LMAO, this got fanfic of the week? That's so awesome lol. Extremely weird, but awesome. Feel free to get change it though in case you do find a better fic lol.

Geometric-sama
June 5th, 2005, 07:15 PM
*giggles uncontrollably* Best. Fic. Ever. XD

Breezy
September 4th, 2005, 07:27 PM
After updating the sequel to this fic, I realized I never finished posting the rest of this fic here. Formatting in a pain though. ._.

I've realized that this fic would of been closed already if it were a real fic. Let's pretend that we don't have fanfic massacres though. Or we can pretend that this is another forum.

It's exactly like sppf. XP Joking.

...I'm gonna die for saying the forbid forum huh?

On another note, do you guys want me to put the usernames of the reviewers like I did in the sequels?

Enjoyeth.

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Author Boon
cheezers!!!! XDDD

Deer other writesr of PC fannyfiction forems,

*sniffles* ;_; Y muust u treet me so horreblie?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? im onlt tryin to haev a good tiem writing and then u tell me i suck?!?!?!?!?!?! learn some commen decensee pwease!!!!!

^__________________________________________^ OKAt! I'm teh better now!!!!!!!!!!!

I toook ur advise n put it n other prevew!!!!!!!!!!! WANNA C???!?!?!?!? I NO U DOOOOOO!!!! (haha, i go a singin!!!!!)

Jessica Sycamore woke up with the sun shining through her white satin curtains that hung from her open window. She yawned widely and jumped out of her bed, head turning slightly so she could take a quick glance at her alarm clock. With her heart racing, the girl screamed shrilly in fright as she dashed toward the bathroom to get ready for the upcoming day. "No! I'm going to be late!"

Of course you might want

in ahurry, jessica though on sum clothes and raceedd outta erhouse. "Oh gawd, oh gawd!!!!!" she said rushing outside her house towards the professors labs wich wuz a few yardsaway
she opened the door to teh lba and finded er 2 other rivalies they're!!!!!!!!

"not u to!!!!!". she asked?

"Thats write!' the otha grl said, smirk on her face. (WRYTE?.RIGHT?!. GET IT??!?!?! XDDDDDDDD)"imgonnaget the bestest poke'nom wile you, jessica get a yucky, icky one!!!!!!!!"

"Yay!!!!!! Mewz! ^________________^" screamed jessica as she through her arsm around her mother, pink and purple ball in hand.She let go of hre mom n straigtened out the wrinkles in her blue shirt also adjusting her pants fit snug around waist.

"Celebi is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO.....*gasp* IOOOOOOOOOOOOO*sniffle* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*cheese!*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO beetttttteeeeerrrrrrr
r!!!!!!!!!!!" the boy whispered weakly.

"Is not," jessical explained.

"itsright, jirachic is." remarked the meany grl.

'so not true..." Shoted the boy.! 'i wub you jessica! your are the most purfectt grl in teh world!!!!!!!!!!!"

jessica pounted her temper rising "and who are you callin a it?!?!?!?!? but OMG!!!!!! boy.............. do u mean it??????"

boy Blushed, "well....................................... um............................."

:D Yaya!!!! isnt that mucho betteh?. but igots anothre question. *waves hand in teh air*

y u make parodies on me and the other "n00berz" of PC fanficion? we mean no harm.. :( we mean not to burn ur eyes or make you go the "ahhhhhh"_age. we just write to have funnerz! ^_^ n thats as wel ask. i dont wanna be a writer when i growup, i just wannawrite until i grow up. N other news, papa bear got me a dooggie! i name her confetti.

and home come you have fanfic massaacrres????????????? y cant we try agin?!?!?!?!?!?!?!~~~~

Supposrt teh shippign to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 LISTEAN TO MEE I SAY!!!!

I STILL LIKE TRESS TOO!!!! >.< SAY ANYTHIN ABUOT MY TREES N IL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO MY DOGS!!!!!! MY DOGS LIke heads. ^____^ my dogs name is confetti..

'course ur guys stupid. I cant xpect much outta ya guys i guess.
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Reviewer # 11
Trainer

o.0 Dude ... You just copied reviewer # 1's example and used it in your preview. She used it to guide you and NOT for you to use!

:( That's not good. Not good at all.

Your grammar is atrocious along with your spelling and description. Even though you have gotten better (despite the fact that you did copy reviewer # 1), your description is still vague. Describe everything you see in your head because we're not mind readers and like hell I'm going to learn how just to read fanfiction.

Where did Professor Sycamore get these rare Pokmon? Pokmon just don't grow on trees after all.

Do you not realize the Mary-Sueness of Jessica? Not only does she have "the boy" fall in love with her in the first chapter randomly, she also has a Mew AND her mom is the professor. What joy.

Read fun little sticky threads at the top of the forum. In fact, read anything. Maybe you'll learn something. ;)
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Reviewer # 2
t3h un-bannaged! Can't stop me now!

Oh, I'll promise to be better reviewer # 5, just don't ban me again! ._. Honestly, why is an admin from a forum COMPLETELY opposite of fanfiction doing in fanfiction anyways! How was I to know that he was a mod?

Are you aware of your stupidity right now? I, for one, can't believe that you still continue to ♥♥♥♥♥ at us for making fun of your fic. Want to know why I made a parody of fics like yours? Because obviously, you really need a slap back to reality to see how hard you suck monkey balls.

In shorter terms, it still sucks boob- I mean boon. Nah, I mean boob. Just like those saggy man ones. ;)
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Reviewer # 4
'?' see the face!~

How was I to know that he was a mod?Are you not aware of the pretty blue of of Reviewer #5, #2?

Listen to reviewer # 11. She know all. ;)
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Reviewer # 2:
I owneth your as-

Listen to reviewer # 11. She knows all. ;) Last time you said that reviewer # 1 knows all. Now you're saying that reviewer # 11 knows all. You know, why don't you stop kissing some reviewer ass AND ACTUALLY REVIEW FOR ONCE!
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Reviewer # 5:
Should I care?

Now, now Reviewer # 2, we don't want to be banned again do we. ;)

Boon, while you have improved somewhat with your latest preview, you still have much to work on. Firstly, describe what you see like reviewer # 11 said. Another bit of advice would be to read over your work, and see if it has any sentence fragments or run-ons. Reading it out loud is partically helpful for those who can't catch sentence errors.

And please try not to copy other people's examples for you next time.
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

Firstly, describe what you see like reviewer # 11 said.Wow! Look at that stick figure! It's so fantastically detailed! It's got a single head and everything! I must say, never have I seen such a beautiful picture weaved in my mind!

Honestly, idiots, why do we bother telling b00by n00by this helpful ♥♥♥♥? He obviously is not going to take our advice let alone use it.
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Author boon
cheezers!!!! XDD

Im not a booby u meanee!!!!!!!!!!
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

I am not a booby you meanie!!!!!!!!!!Sure you aren't. Booby.
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Reviewer # 3
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

I am t3h unbannaged! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Poke'mon plushies for evry1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Reviewer # 3
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

He is not a b00by................... ur the booby # 2-ie! XPPPPPPP
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

My my, that's a lot of D's. Must be your report card.

Edit to your lastest post: Thank you. :D
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Reviewer # 3
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

Youre not vary nice 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ><!!!!!!!1
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

Now let's be nice reviewer # 2. We don't want to make him cry now. ;) Besides, I would shut up if I were you. Your first fic (if I recall) was practically like this if not a tad better.

Want to know why I made a parody of fics like yours?
On another note, your n00b parody is not at all realistic. Not one newbie writer rights in 1337 talk, and, I might add, your fic is barely, if at all, funny. Period.

Idiot. :D
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

That's right, my first fic WAS better than this fic as in "never, in all my years of reviewing, have I read something more crappy than this". :D I PWNT you # 10! Bow down to your creator! :D
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

Whatever 2 lol.
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

That's right. Never question your creator.
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

That is so spam.
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

So is that.
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

And that.
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Reviewer # 3
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!!!!!! =D Lets get down with the Mankey tonite!!!!!! XDDDDD
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Reviewer # 2:
I owneth your as-

^ --; And that.
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Reviewer # 5
Do I care?

It's both spam, GET OVER IT. I should ban you over that # 2 since you're already on thin ice. I'm also ashamed of you 10, I thought you would have more common sense than to spam like that.

As for you # 3 . . . Since I've noticed you spamming on other forums besides this one, tell everyone in Banville I say hello. :)
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's robot XD

I'm also ashamed of you 10, I thought you would have more common sense than to spam like that.Oh, come now 5, you know that I never get to have fun here with all the reviews I have to do. Can't a reviewer just have fun for once even though it's bad? :)

But okay, I'll go proper.

As many above me have stated, it is not right to copy someone else's work and use it for your own benefit. You'll find it much more satisfactory if you write your own work. Also, be glad that # 1 is on vacation other he'd probably- nah, I won't spoil the surprise. ~.^

As for what you actual wrote, needless to say that you still need help. For the love of humanity, get a proofreader/beta! I have heard that # 6 is beta-ing your fic but it doesn't seem like it so either use her proofread version of your story or find a new proofreader (in all honesty, while 6 does know the basics of grammar and she knows how to write just enough description, she's still rather vague. Her lack of sentence structure and character development just makes my weep in my sleep, and let's not even get into her desperate attempts at literary devices). I specifically recommend reviewer #'s 14 and/or 15. :)

Description has gotten better but it's still vague. Close your eyes and imagine what you want your readers to see and write that down.

As for the characters . . . do I dare tackle that? Nah, we'll let another reviewer do that. ;)

Better # 5?
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

I'm also ashamed of you 10, I thought you would have more common sense than to spam like that.Oh, come now 5, you know that I never get to have fun here with all the reviews I have to do. Can't a reviewer just have fun for once even though it's bad? :)Of course not! Shame on you reviewer # 10! *slaps you* You're programmed to only crit the ♥♥♥♥ outta fics, and what's this? You go against my orders! After everything I taught you! You make your creator cry at night. :(

Characters. Mary-sues. Nuff said.
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Reviewer # 12
Whoamg

I'll comment on characters # 10. You're grounded for being bad like # 2 said! =P

Ten year-olds falling in love eh? What's the world coming to? I mean come on boon! It's common sense that ten year-olds don't fall in love, especially in five seconds! Stupid boy. Stupid Jessica.

And this random, biznatchy girl . . . What's up with her? Who shoved a stick up her arse? Why is the rival always biznatchy like her? You writers sometimes . . .

Needless to say that Jessica is, in fact, a major Mary-Sue. She has a Mew, her mom is the professor, she already has someone in love with her.

Stick to reality kid. Wake up from your fancy, little perfect dream and smell the fresh air which probably smells horribly like BO and car oil. >=D
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Author boon
cheezers!!!! XDDD

Needless to say that Jessica is, in fact, a major Mary-Sue.her name is jessica not mary-sue!!!!!!! ^____^ Silly revuewers!!!!!!
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Reviewer # 2:
I owneth your as-

her name is jessica not mary-sue!!!!!!! ^____^ Silly revuewers!!!!!!... I'm actually speechless for once.
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Reviewer # 12
Whoamg

o0 Ditto that # 2. I know that her name is Jessica boon. I'm saying that Jessica is like that of a perfect character. Author lingo for a perfect character is called a "Mary-Sue" or "Gary-Stu" (if it's a boy).
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Reviewer # 13
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

Guess who's back!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! back Again!!!!!!!!! # 3's back!!!!!!!!!!!! tell a friend!!!!!!!!!! yah!!!!!!!! let's Medicham it!!!!!
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Reviewer # 5
Do I care?

Evade ban # 3/13. Now you're a permanent resident of Banville! Great job!

And yes, # 10, much better. :)
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Reviewer # 6
Smile like you mean it!

;o; How dare you say I suck at writing and beta-ing # 10! You told me that my story was fine the way it was! I also know the basics of grammar and that's all that boon needs to work on right now anyways!

And yes, my version of his fic is much better but he refuses to use it. I'm not too sure why though. He's rather stubborn, stating that he'd rather improve by himself.
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Reviewer # 5
Do I care?

Well, boon's a brave writer then. Not many would post what they have without having it beta-ed even though it's not the greatest of fics out there both plot and grammatical wise.

Of course though boon, you should use 6's beta-ed version.
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's Robot XD

;o; How dare you say I suck at writing and beta-ing # 10! You told me that my story was fine the way it was! I also know the basics of grammar and that's all that boon needs to work on right now anyways! I thought we were friends...Whoa, I never said you sucked at writing and beta-ing 6! I would never say anything like that! Yes, you do know the basics of writing and yes, I know that what's boon needs dire help in but sometimes, n00b fics like these need more . . . how do I say this? More advanced beta-ing I suppose. The other fics that you beta usually only have the misusage of commas or the minor typo here and there, nothing this . . . horrendously messy.

And we're still friends. I hope.
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Reviewer # 6
Smile like you mean it!

Oh, I'm sorry 10! I misunderstood! Forgive me.
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Reviewer # 14
*throw rocks at boys*

Yeah, yeah, you're both friends, moving on. =P Aw, you know I love you both despite both of your stupidity. ^^

Have we heard of a wonderful thread called "Advice for Aspiring Authors" (despite the fact that prolly no new writer knows what aspiring means)? It's a fantastic thing that points out different areas of writing such as plots, characters and much more. I suggest you check it out boon.

Also, reading other fics such as reviewer # 20's fic "Traces of Silver" or # 2's fic (once you get passed his arrogance ;) ) "Dance of the Shadows" would also help develop your own grammar/plot by mimicking their style (and not copying their fic btw).

If you would like another proofreader boon, I'm always happy to help. # 10 recommends me! XD
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Reviewer # 15
Oh Crap Mankeys!

Me too. Along with my wonderful pair-up # 14, I also beta fics with her. I am just a humble servant for writers.

I do wonder where Professor Sycamore got these legendaries along with the fact why the boy (how come he's called the boy and not a name? Are we in the Harry Potter world?) just randomly fell in love with her. Boy also can hold his breath for a long time because of that "SOOOOO~" thing. o.0 Rather scary.

You did ask why we make parodies on n00b fics right? In my honest opinion, I think it's for n00b writers to learn a thing about what their fic looks like through that of an experienced writer's eyes.
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Reviewer # 16
Booted Out - Don't be like me!

WHOAMG!!!!!! Its # 3/13 again!!!!!! :D :D :D :D !!! I haunt-er you're forums!!!!!!! CANT CATCH ME, CANT CATCH ME!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

Uh oh! You need to get-ic him 5! Dew-gong as I say! You're slow-bro!
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Reviewer # 5:
Do I care?

Lol # 2.

*perma-bans # 3/13/16* Now, I know I shouldn't say this but when evading a ban, YOU DON'T SAY IT'S YOU. Geez . . . Great job on getting another comp user banned from this forum.

kthnxbai
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Reviewer # 10
# 2's robot XD

It's rather scary that he comes back . . .
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Reviewer # 5
Do I care?

Yeah well, this world is filled of morons. Example: This thread. But let us hope that all of us learn something today.
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

Crappy fics get more reviewers? That's what I learned today! I also learned that my robot, # 10, is rebelling against me! She's horrible! ><
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Reviewer # 4
'?' see the face?

Listen to # 5, # 3/13/16 if your still here! He knows all. :) Please don't spam guys, k?
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Reviewer # 2
I owneth your as-

Now that's a mini mod.
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Reviewer # 5:
Do I care?

Point taken # 2, point taken.

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Wow, so spammy yet the reviewers don't get banned for it except # 3. o.0 Horribly unrealistic at points but meh, as long as it's funny. I had to re-write this chapter at least four times since it kept getting erased or my comp wouldn't save it and all this crap. It was funnier the first time I wrote this but . . . meh.

Does anyone else know anymore review types? I know I need to nail down the hardcore concrits still . . . Maybe rater reviewers that say 1/5 for effort? No?

LaTeR dAyZ!

Green Blink
November 19th, 2005, 04:23 AM
I am so dang confused, what the heck are you talking about!?

It's "A Letter," not "An Letter."

Hiroshi Sotomura
November 19th, 2005, 04:24 AM
If you haven't noticed, the spelling, writing style, etc. are all informal, and the writer's intention in the title of the fiction is to make n00bs look bad. Success at its peak!