The Futurama Club

[Mr Cat Dog]

I don't think there's a Futurama club, as I searched for it and it came up with nothing. Anyways, in this club you can discuss everything Futuramary ^_^ So... *waits patiently for members to arrive*

Members List

- Mr Cat Dog
- MegaDitto
- Seto7Kaiba
- PGNFounder
- maya miyazono
- NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
- Biohazard Girl
- Phoenix316
- Doctor Zoidberg
- rm2k3kid
- PIKA2
- LatiosMaster
- marillmonster2000
- Aiya Quackform
- Esai
- HariyamaGuy
- Blazey boy

17 members

[Bleach and Sunshine]

I would join the show is great.

[Seto7Kaiba]

I'll join! Haven't seen it in awhile but I like Bender.

[Mr Cat Dog]

OK... we have two members! ^_^ Welcome to the club... let's discuss our favourite characters. Mine is most definitely either Kif or Mom. Kif because he's always overshadowed by Zap Brannigan, and I can't help but feel sorry for him. Mom because she's so frickin' evil! And the way she slaps people is hilarious! XD

*updates the member list*

[Trent]

Can I join? My dad told me about that show and I watched the first 3 episodes the other day

[Mr Cat Dog]

Yeah, sure. Anyone can join as long as they like Futurama ^_^

[Asura Nirosuki]

who does like this show? iam joining and there is nothing you can do about it!.

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Hey, I found a club! I think... 0.o

I want to join, too! Clubs are fun, and I like Futurama!

[Mr Cat Dog]

Yay! More members! But shouldn't we be talking about Futurama or something? XD

[Biohazard Girl]

Must....join ^____^

Okay, I personally love Bender and MOM!

o.o What is your favourite episode? I liked the one where it's Mother's day and all the robots are giving cards to Mom...Oo

[Mr Cat Dog]

My favourite is probably "Less than Hero", where Dr Zoidberg gives them a cream which turns them into superheroes! Definitely one of my favourites. But I also like "The Sting" and "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings". They're all in Season 4 as well :P

*updates member list*

[Dawson]

I wanna join!!! Futurama is teh pwnz XD Bender is awesome! One of the greatest characters...ever!

[Mr Cat Dog]

Okelly dokelly doo! Oops, wrong Matt Groening production XD

*Updates member list*

[Asura Nirosuki]

I liked the island where they snosno people.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

You should've told me about this sooner!
"Oh, if anyone needes me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!"

lol.

Yeah I'm joining.

[Mr Cat Dog]

I had to PM you to get your attention, although I thought you'd have been searching MCG every day to see if one had been made XD

*updates member list again*

[Doctor Zoidberg]

I don't think you can count. There are 9 people.

lol

Fry: Alright, it's Sturday night! I have no date, a two litre bottle of shasta, and my all Rush mix-tape. Let's rock!

Fry: Well my grandfather's dead.
Leela: Wait, if your grandfather's dead how come you're still alive?
Fry: I dunno, maybe God loves me.
*Bender starts laughing*

[Mr Cat Dog]

Shut up... *updates list AGAIN!!!*

Whale Biologist: Stop them! They're stealing aqaurium property
Cops: Better do what he says. He's a Whale biologist! XD

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Read this profile on Bender:



full name
>Bender Bending Rodriquez

age >1057 (Head)
> 4 (Body)
job >Ship's Cook
voiced by >John DiMaggio
Bender is a Unit 22 Bending Unit and was his mothers 1729 th son. His father was killed by a can opener. Comprising of 40% Zinc and 40% Titanium he later attended Bending State college where he majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. He became a legend for his pranks while being part of the house Epsilon rho rho. He then took up a successful career in bending Girders but tried to kill himself when he found out they were for suicide booths. He was saved by Fry and later took up the job of ships cook at Planet Express. His other pastimes include watching TV, smoking cigars and stealing. To be able to function properly he needs the chemical energy from alcohol, so excessive drinking is mandatory or he will become sober and unable to control his body. Magnets stuck to his head make him sing like a folk singer.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Did you get that from GotFuturama?

[RM2K3kid]

I love futurama! I'd love to join! My favorite characters are Scruffy, Dr Zoidberg and Bender!

Dr Zoidberg - "Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"

Bender - "You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."

Scruffy - "wow,i've never seen him so down,..or ever before" , "I'm Scruffy...The Janitor "

[Doctor Zoidberg]

I love futurama! I'd love to join! My favorite characters are Scruffy, Dr Zoidberg and Bender!

Dr Zoidberg - "Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!"

Bender - "You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."

Scruffy - "wow,i've never seen him so down,..or ever before" , "I'm Scruffy...The Janitor "
lol. Those three are hilarious!

Zoidberg: I shall get him right here in the gonads! *points at neck*
Fry: Shh! Nobody correct him!

Santa: You've all been VERY NAUGHTY! *in nice voice* Except you Doctor Zoidberg, here's a present!
Zoidberg: Hooray, a pogo stick!

lol. I should've said that when I got my pogo stick for Christmas.

[Mr Cat Dog]

Fry: You remember your own birth?
Bender: Why not? I'm only 4!
Leela: You're only 4 eyars old?
Bender: Precocious little scamp ain't I! XD

Welcome rm2k3kid to the club. *updates member list*

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Fry: And a whole heap of Bart Simpson dolls!
*Bender picks one up*
Bart Doll: Eat my shorts!
Bender: Okay! *eats* Hmmm... Shorts.

[Mr Cat Dog]

Maybe I should change it to the Futurama quoting club or something XD

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Yeah that's a good idea!

Zap: Just remember, rock beats scissors... But, paper beats rock, and scissors beats paper! Kif, we have a conundrum: Search them for papers and then find me a rock!

EDIT: More accurate:

Zapp: "Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum."
Kif: *sigh*
Zapp: "Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!"

[Mr Cat Dog]

I found some quotes on the [adult swim] website:

Lur: "The one they call smelly hippie is right."
Zap Brannigan: "Kiff, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."
Zap: "Never have I been so happy to be beaten up by a woman!"

Mutant 1: "Don't worry, we're harmless."
Mutant 2: "I Have three arms!"
Mutant 1: "I said harmless, not armless."

Leela:"She can't hear us in here. Just pretend to shower."
Fry: "Right, Just Like Everyday."

Bender: "All this talk about bouncing balls is making me testy!"

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Did you get that from GotFuturama?
Yep. I thought it might intrest some people.

[Jeremy]

*Jumps in cutely.* Can I join, pwease? ^0^

I remember a quote!

Mario : Mamma-mia! The meatball of war has rolled of our plate, and ruin our white pants of peace! *Runs off, Donkey Kong style.* XD

[Mr Cat Dog]

Ack... sorry for taking so long *kills the Subscribe Thread option* Yeah, you can join Jeremy ^_^ *updates Member List*

Bender/Coilette: All hail Robonia, a land I didn't make up! *B/C takes off her top and starts dancing on the podium*

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Fry: Hey! I know that monkey! His name is Donkey!
Professor: Monkies aren't donkies quit messing with my head!

*everyone but Zoidberg gets taken away*
Zoidberg: What? Do I smell or something? *snifs* Awww...

*at tower*
Leela: Why did you bring us here?
Zoidberg: And why did I have to take a cab?

Professor: Now what would you all like?
Zoidberg: Nothing! I'm leaving! But if you have some courage maybe I could haul it away from you?
Professor: Diddypoop my cowardly lobster! You don't need courage! Who needs courage when you have a gun?
Zoidberg: Bang, bang, bang! No world you put your hands up!
*walks to Fry*
Professor: And all you need is a brain!
Fry: Why does everyone keep saying that?
*Bender steals gun*
Bender: This is a stick up! Forward over the bag, old man!
Professor: Here you go, five hundred thousand Professor Land Fun Bucks!

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

I need to find some quotes too...*starts looking*

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Lur: Game over, Humans! Instead of shooting at where I was, you should of shot at where I was going to be!

That's a good tip to remember, and it will happen, next time we play Space Invaders.

Pacman: I'm been hit! So cold... *does the "Pacman dieing" sound*
Ms Pacman: Nooo!
Fry: Amy, tend to the widow Pacman.
Ms Pacman: *sob, sob, sob* Wacka, wacka! *sob, sob, sob*

[Rated R Superstar™]

Can I join? Futurama rocks...Tonight,it's the episode where Fry talks about that clover.

[Mr Cat Dog]

Sure, you can join.

Professor: Here's our new advert. I've paid for it to be aired alongside the Superbowl
Fry: Wow!
Professor: Not on the same channel of course.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

lol.

Fry: What if Bender was really tall?
Leela: We just saw that.
Fry: I know. I liked it so I want to see it again.

[Mr Cat Dog]

Coilette: This top makes me look fat. Is it too trampy to go on a first date nude?
Amy: Yeah
Coilette: Perfect!

[Doctor Zoidberg]

*Zoidberg in Pacman level*
Zoidberg: Hmmm... These taste good! Just like stale marshmellows! Oh and a cherry!

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Found some!

Leela: This is Fry's decision. And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life.

Professor: Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!

Fry: Good lord, what is this?
Bender: It's the decaying ruins of old New York. Welcome home pal!

Fry: Aww, come on, Bender loves mobs.
Leela: Only when he's in them, and you know it.

Fry: Can I do the countdown?
Leela: Huh? Oh sure knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten, nine...
Leela: Ok we're here!
Fry: *hurriedly* 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 blastoff.

[marillmonster2000]

Oooh!!! I Love Futurama!! Can I Join?

I Like The Episode Where Bender Can't Say "@ss" Or He Will Blow Up The Whole World, XD That Was Funny. I Also Liked The One Where They All Get Those 300 Dollar Bills, And Fry Buys 100 Cups of coffee. XD

Bender:Ohhhhh, Nice Diamond, I'll Take It!
Storekeeper:Oh, that's not for sale, sir.
Bender:*grunts* ugh, fiiiiinnne, i'll take the do-it-yourself burgular kit then.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Lol. I like how he drinks 100 coffees!

Lucy Liubot: You're Cute!
Fry: No you're cute!
Lucy: You!
Fry: You!
Lucy: You!
Fry: You!
Professor: Good Lord! She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Well that's love for you!

[Aiya Quackform]

Bates, WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS THREAD?!? This is the coolest thread ever!!!!

Hello, all. I'm Aiya. Or Quacky, Quackzilla, Le Quack, whatever you want to call me. Anyway, I LOVE Futurama. Batesy/Zoidy and I swap funny futurama quotes on occasion. Heh, I LOVED it when Fry drank so much coffee that he achieved that wierd faster than time thing. LOL, I feel like that after coffee sometimes.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Bates, WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS THREAD?!? This is the coolest thread ever!!!!

Hello, all. I'm Aiya. Or Quacky, Quackzilla, Le Quack, whatever you want to call me. Anyway, I LOVE Futurama. Batesy/Zoidy and I swap funny futurama quotes on occasion. Heh, I LOVED it when Fry drank so much coffee that he achieved that wierd faster than time thing. LOL, I feel like that after coffee sometimes.
LOL! I WAS going to tell you! XD

Yeah that's hilarious! I want to do that! Sometimes I feel like that after Coke! *ish hyper*

NOTE: The following quote is rated PG.

Nibbler: You achieved this gene when you went back through time and performed certain actions that made you your own grandfather!
Fry: I sure did do nasty in the pasty!
Nibbler: Verily! And that past matibification...

[Aiya Quackform]

The episode where oil gets spilled over the penguin preserve is one.

Leela: Where's Bender? BEEEEENDEEEER? Here, robot, robot, robot!

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Bender: I'm sick of Parallel Bender waving his cowboy hat in front of me! Let's move onto Fry's next fantasy!

[RM2K3kid]

Molten boron - “Futurama is brought to you by: Molten Boron - Nobody doesn’t like Molten Boron” ...
Thompsons Teeth - "Futurama is brought to you by: Thompson's Teeth - The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth. *crunch*"

[Aiya Quackform]

FUTURAMA

Press eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery.

[Mr Cat Dog]

Welcome Aiya Quackform and marillmonster2000 to the best club in the world! XD *updates member list*

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Fry: I can't go on the mission under these conditions. Without me there is no mission. I am the mission!
Leela: We're back from the mission!
Fry: You left without me?
Bender: You were looking up curse words in the dictionary when we left, we though it'd be a better use of your time!

Fry: But I wasn't there. And you might of needed me...
Bender: No!
Fry: But if I was there I could've-
Bender: No!
Fry: But -
Bender: No!
Fry: Bender's great!
Bender: No! Awww...

[Mr Cat Dog]

At Elzar's
Elzar: Here you go, fois grois and caviar.
Zoidberg: *sniffs* goose liver *sniffs* fish eggs. This isn't rich food!
Elzar: Hey it's what rich people eat. The garbage parts of the food.
Zoidberg: I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me $300

At the jewellers
Shopkeeper: Here you go sir
Zoidberg: *attaches them onto his mouth...thing* What's this? I ask for rich things, and you give me shiny pebbles! Bah! Good day to you

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Fry: That's the most saltiest thing I've ever ate! And I once ate a big ball of salt!

[Mr Cat Dog]

I think that's supposed to say bowel of salt XD

[Esai]

I'll join, futurama is great! Bender is the greatest character IMO.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Brain: You get to ressume your life in the 20th Century and we succeed in taking over the universe!
Fry: Yes! Everybody wins!

[Aiya Quackform]

Futurama

You can't prove it won't happen.

[Mr Cat Dog]

OK, I'll add you to the list Esai.

Fry: I'm gonna miss you buddy. You've been like a brother, and then a sister to me. And now you're getting married. I love you.
Bender/Coilette: The marriage is a scam.
Fry: Cool. What's for dinner?

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Professor: Show us this: The Wheel!
*Skip ahead...*
Fry: There. One wheel.
Leela: Wouldn't it work better if the wheels were round?
Fry: It's my invention and I get to decide how it looks!

Fry: I'm getting one of those things! You know, a headache with pictures...
Leela: An idea?

[Mr Cat Dog]

Fry: I'm not going to watch this because it's sick and wrong. However, I will watch out of curiousity.

I don't care that I'm getting all my quotes from the same episode, it's one of my favourites XD

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Professor: We're skipping ahead randomly in time and when we finish saying something we have no memory of it.
Fry: You mean like
*time skip*
Professor: Oh yes. Hmmm... Just like that!

Bubblegum: We'll need all of the Earth's money to -
*time skip*
Nixon: That's all the Earth's money. Don't waste it. We can't spend all of the Earth's money everyday.
Bubblegum: It won't be easy but -
*time skip*
Professor: There, one Gravity Pump. Now for the arguous task of loading it onto the -
*time skip*
Professor: Off you go, apparently!

Leela: Don't you feel it's wrong to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?
Bender: *laughs* Oh wait, your serious... LET ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER!!!!!!!! *laughs harder*

[Mr Cat Dog]

Robot Devil: You can't just have your characters announce their feelings in the middle of an opera. That makes me feel angry! (w00t - a different episode)

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Bender: I have a question. As a robot I've never been able to have emotions, and sometimes that makes me feel sad...

Fry: I will now perform my people's native dance:
Do The Hustle!
Leela: It says here that this part of The Hustle implores a favour from the gods. Usually a Transam...

[Mr Cat Dog]

Leela: Stay back! Or we'll beat the tar out of you... with super powers!
Bender: Wooooooooooooo!

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Bender: We are not amused!

Bender: Super King has no need for love ones. *gives Tiny Tim autograph and trips him* How ya going kid?

Fry: El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.
Bender: El Zilcho... Hey do you think it's too late to change my super hero name?

Fry: Let's see what we've got.
Leela: Super strength?
*break stuff*
Fry: Yep.
Leela: Check.
Leela: Lickity speed?
Fry: Yep.
Leela: Yes sir! *read* Power to command the loyalty of sea creatures?
Fry: Hey Zoidberg get in here!
Zoidberg: Screw you!
Fry: Nope.
Leela: Ain't got that!

Fry: Maybe we have magic rings on but they're invisible rings, also you can't feel the rings...
*there's silence as Leela rubs on the cream*
Leela: Shut up Fry and look at this!

lol. They're in the wrong order!

[Mr Cat Dog]

They are... It should be 5, 4, 2, 1, 3 ^_^ And here's another one from Less than Hero.

Professor: Take it back to Pikea and get me a wobbly CD rack, and one of those disgusting meatballs. (That is soooo like IKEA XD)

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Pikea Robot: Enjoy your afordable Swedish crap!
*shelf falls down and he is off screen. Then a noise that sounds like he broke completely*

Hermes: Fry, this is Helper. He's willing to be your new friend!
Helper: Howdy friend. Who wants popsicles.
Fry: Not really..
Helper: Who wants to go to a carnival!
Fry: I guess that would be -
Helper: Have a great time! Hey, I heard your friend Bender was back in town!
Fry: Really?
Helper: No. I thought that would make you feel better for a small period of time.

[Mr Cat Dog]

One of the wheels also falls off, for the Pikea robot :P

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Professor: Good news everyone! Twenty years ago I logged onto AOL... And it just got through! We're online!

That is SO accurate!

[Mr Cat Dog]

I thought it was 10 years ago? Oh well... Maybe we should have some sort of funny quotes competition or something o_O

[Doctor Zoidberg]

I thought it was 10 years ago? Oh well... Maybe we should have some sort of funny quotes competition or something o_O
lol. Guess who will win? XD

[Mr Cat Dog]

Meeeee! XD J/k. Where do you get all of your quotes from? I have to watch the episodes before I can remember anything XD

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

I'll beat ALL of you in a funny quote contest! *imaginary goats and sheep cheering* Thank you, thank you...You're all too kind.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Meeeee! XD J/k. Where do you get all of your quotes from? I have to watch the episodes before I can remember anything XD
I watch them essentially, 24/7.

*kicks NiNGi to be quiet*

[RM2K3kid]

[The boiler rocks and steam hisses from it. Fry and Bender walk down the steps and find Scruffy "reading" Zero-G Juggs.]

Bender: Who are you?

Scruffy: Scruffy. The janitor.

Bender: Well why aren't you fixing the boiler?

Scruffy: Schedule conflict.

[He thumbs through the magazine.]

[Time Lapse. The boiler has stopped hissing. Bender uses his arm to wrench the pipes tightly together.]

Bender: There. Fixed forever.

[Part of the boiler flies off. Fry and Bender gasp. Steam starts filling the room.]

Scruffy: Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. [He continues looking at the magazine. The boiler explodes. Fry and Bender scream.] Oh marmalade!

[HariyamaGuy]

I don't think there's a Futurama club, as I searched for it and it came up with nothing. Anyways, in this club you can discuss everything Futuramary ^_^ So... *waits patiently for members to arrive*

Members List

- Mr Cat Dog
- MegaDitto
- Seto7Kaiba
- PGNFounder
- maya miyazono
- NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
- Biohazard Girl
- Phoenix316
- Doctor Zoidberg
- rm2k3kid
- PIKA2
- LatiosMaster
- marillmonster2000
- Aiya Quackform
- Esai

15 members

Excuse Mr CatGog, but I already founded a Futurama club. I was away for a while, so I didn't post that much. It is there though. But, it's okay.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Excuse Mr CatGog, but I already founded a Futurama club. I was away for a while, so I didn't post that much. It is there though. But, it's okay.
I believe you but it's dead now anyways. So yeah. MCD created a new one.

[HariyamaGuy]

I believe you but it's dead now anyways. So yeah. MCD created a new one.

You're right. Can i please join though? I didn't mean to accuse you MCD.

[NiNGi's Worst Nightmare]

Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed
up. Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas.
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat ugly momma isn't alive to see this day.

Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.

Amy: Aw, he looks like a little insane drunken angel.

Michelle: You expect me to live in a tiny little hole?
Fry: It'd be deeper, but I'm standing on a gopher.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

*Bender talking to "God"*
Bender: You know, I was god once.
"God": Yes I saw. You were doing well... Until everybondy died.

[Mr Cat Dog]

It's OK... as far as I'm concerned, you were talking to Mr CatCog... whoever he is XD *updates member list*

[Doctor Zoidberg]

Doctor Zoidberg: We'll see what's wrong with you through this camera. *Fry opens his mouth* Guess again!

Professor: Evidence suggests it was no one but our own dear, old Fry!
*everyone gasps*
Zoidberg: I am acting astonished!
Fry: What?! *unfolds arms on shirt and reveals slogan 'I hate Bottles!'*
Professor: Oh it was a well planned crime except for one thing: THIS confession note!
*Note reads: 'Fry confesses!... From the desk of Doctor John Zoidberg'
Zoidberg: Fry you scoundrel!
Fry: Well, I don't really remember it, but I don't have the awareness to defend myself.
Professor: Well I have nothing to do but to charge you the full price for the cost of the materials: Ten dollars!
Fry: Here you go!

[Bleach and Sunshine]

So what's everyone favorite epsiode.

[Doctor Zoidberg]

So what's everyone favorite epsiode.
Don't go there. Or you will be stuck forever... XD

Cubert: Robots are VERY good at keeping secrets!
Bender: Know we're not, you little bedwetter!

[Mr Cat Dog]

"Less than Hero" and "Bend Her" are my two favourite episodes ^_^

[Esupio]

can I join I can't remember the thingies name niffler or something but he rules. My favourite episode is: the basketball match one its just insanse but the name slipped my mind

[Mr Cat Dog]

OK, Blazey Boy, you can join *updates member list*

[Doctor Zoidberg]

can I join It's MCD's decision but I don't see why not. I can't remember the thingies Which thingy? name niffler or something Nibbler. but he rules. My favourite episode is: the basketball match one its just insanse but the name slipped my mind Is it the one with time skips and the Professor's atomic super men?