Teh Weirdest Crush Thread

[Missingno Baby]

Who's the weirdest crush you've ever had in your life?

Me?


ha, It's not Si....


puni puni...???

[DragonTrainer]

He's like 50 years old o_O

[Missingno Baby]

Nuh-uh! He's only 45! -_-

puni puni...?

[DragonTrainer]

Still over 30 years older than you =P

[Missingno Baby]

32...to be exact

puni puni...?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

wierdest crush ever. hmmmmm...Jamie Lynn Spears? or Brittany Spears(a used to, shes gone wierd XD)

31 to be more exact.

[Missingno Baby]

Heh, my weirdest crush?
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I still like him...
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The band teacher, he's hot

puni puni...?

[Team Magma Girl]

I had a crush on Jeff Hardy last year. I was obessed with him. I still am though. =3

[Missingno Baby]

Who the...heck?
is Jeff hardy?

puni puni...?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

I had a crush on Jeff Hardy last year. I was obessed with him. I still am though. =3
Jeff Hardy pwns Matt Hardy. That's a nice person to have a crush on, he was the coolest Hardy Boy.~Wrestling Guy

[Alex_]

Weirdest? Hmm..probably Jennifer Aniston.

[PrinceOfDarkness]

Weirdest? Hmm..probably Jennifer Aniston.omg omg omg, I have a crush on her as well, shes soooo hott and funny. and hott XD

[Team Magma Girl]

This is Jeff Hardy the guy I liked. XD (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/IMPAQT/Jeffhardysplash.jpg)

[Missingno Baby]

0_0 *changes sig*
lol, band teacher, who I won't name to protect your identy, My love for you is completely pure!!

Actually, I wrote a love note to him today in class!

puni puni...?

[Crystal Clair]

Wow! This is a thread for me.
I have a crush on Articuno, several teachers at my school who are older than forty and are female, my aunt, and Kazooie. I have a thing for birds.

[Missingno Baby]

-____-;; that's odd, did you write love notes to them or try to get out of class to kiss any of them? *raises hand* today, I was in after school detition, and I tried to go to the bathroom, run to the band hall, plant one on the teacher, and get right back, but it didn't work... -____-;

puni puni...?

[Kiryuu]

Well I like boys but I once had a crush on Britney Spears

[Missingno Baby]

Britney spears is a.... umn....*cant say it*

any way, -_-; I was this close to being discovered today.... who knows what could've happened to the poor man....

puni puni...?

[Crystal Clair]

Oh, tomorrow, I plan to give my biggest female crush a beautiful, fragrant purple flower. I think she may know I like her because she's a phychic and she's said so to and I think she's my guardian angel and ......... *goes on and on* It's like Clair in real life. *sigh*

[Missingno Baby]

Eh... is this a teacher?

puni puni...?

[Crystal Clair]

Eh... is this a teacher?
Oops! Am I bad! Yup. She's my school's gymleader I mean....oh darn I forgot the word. It's not a gymleader something really close though. And all the gymleaders or whatever it really is are said to be dikes which means I am one lucky teen. Hey, I'll do something with my sig or my location.

[Kylie-chan]

Sorry, Miyu or Robert, if I'm wrong, but this is more of a poll...

*MOVED*

[Missingno Baby]

To... the polls! Away! * Has a note in hand and is leaving for school in 10 minutes*
This note dedicated to....

*removed name, cause if I put it here, you'll stalk him~*
I wish he was my teacher, heck, i'm not even in band~ lol

puni puni...?

[Crystal Clair]

Oh, well I gave my crush the flower (a hyacinth) and by a freaky coincidense it turned out to be her most favorite flower. I'm telling you, she knows telepathy or my mom grows the right flowers. I'm still recovering from the shock. It's incredible, out of all the flowers in the world, it's the one I give her.

[IceKitten]

Probably my English/Art supply teacher in my secondary school. She was 19 o.o

[Shadowfaith]

Mine was on my Art Teacher oO; I cant belive it really, I have never had a crush on a school teacher sept for that one time XD Ah well, that was like 2 years ago XD I was young ^_^

[Rhykasho]

I currently have a crush on Krystal (and I always will do), I dont think its starnage but u guys probally do (well not Porygon anyway)

[Porygon]

Mwar, I don't think it's strange ^_^

And because of that, I won't list the obvious ones, but… I did once have a crush on one of my teachers… well, mwar, I can't be blames she's hot XD

[Shadowfaith]

I currently have a crush on Krystal (and I always will do), I dont think its starnage but u guys probally do (well not Porygon anyway)
Well, I wouldnt call it weird either. Krystal is portraid as a human in Star Fox as she stands on two feet and has a human-like body. She may have the Face and tail of a fox, but it is easy to imagine her a a human being, so that is quite reasonable if you think about it ^_^

[Charizard_Fire_God]

I have an obsessive crush on Charizard and Ninetales...
...for about 2 1/2 years now! XD
...don't think it will ever go away...
...don't want it to...
XDXDXDXD

[Porygon]

Well, I wouldnt call it weird either. Krystal is portraid as a human in Star Fox as she stands on two feet and has a human-like body. She may have the Face and tail of a fox, but it is easy to imagine her a a human being, so that is quite reasonable if you think about it ^_^
Mwar, that's the whole point of anthro ^_^

*drags Dawson to this thread*
See? It's alright to like Krystal! *kicks in nuts*

[Dawson]

*winces is pain*
Don't ya think the kick was a little unnecessary? XD Krystal also has a fox face and a tail too, so it's also reasonable to think she is a fox XD.

Weird crushes? Not really, I used to have a crush on a teacher too. But you should've seen her though! XD

[Missingno Baby]

*is ashamed* I'm currently forced by law and crap to supress my feelings, I feel so lonely. I mean, some people know, but I wanna tell everyone I like...um.... the teacher.......

It's embarassing!

puni puni...?

[Crystal Clair]

*is ashamed* I'm currently forced by law and crap to supress my feelings, I feel so lonely. I mean, some people know, but I wanna tell everyone I like...um.... the teacher.......
I totally understand. *looks at hyacinth garden* yup, I go through the same crap. My mom recently told me about the stupid law and well now I have to pretend she's my favorite and not that I have a crush on her. But I know she knows because she's a psychic.

[Missingno Baby]

Ahn, it really sucks when they guy can lose his job cause you tried to give him a love note 0_0;;

I mean, I wa sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo close to seeing him today! My friend was about to take me to the band hall, where he was, to get her instrument, but....nooo, I had to be scared of getting in TROUBLE! AGGGH! I HATE MYSELF FOR DOING THAT!!

puni puni...?

[Phantom_Bugsy]

Brawly. Not so much the fact I have a crush on him, *it's more than a crush in my eyes* it's the stuff I do and would do for him. It's scary. XD

[Crystal Clair]

Not only is the law against me getting with this chick but she's also married so it REALLY sucks. It seems like the hottest chicks in my school are married and the ugliest hags are single. Even the not very pretty chicks are married. The only hot chicks in my school that aren't married are lesbians. T_T and the only boy who's interested me is REALLY ugly liek a ghoul but he is a senior so I am lucky. But then there's this boy from my old school who really smiles at me when we see each other.
Love is sooo complicated and suspenseful. That's why I hate it and love it at the same time.

[Miyu-chan]

Err... I've have plenty of crushes on teachers. xD I've had a phase where I thought I was bi, so I had confused crushes on girls.

I was stupid then. ;-; *hits self*

[PrinceOfDarkness]

hmmmm....to make it a used to

I "used" to have a crush on my "old" friends sister, and that was quite scary XD

[Missingno Baby]

Not only is the law against me getting with this chick but she's also married so it REALLY sucks.

Yea, so is the guy I'm crushing. *is extremily jealous of his wife*
Wa? Oh-oh yea! I managed to snag his phone number today!
Waa!

puni puni...?

[jejunum]

Tracy Lords Naylor for the block :chinese:

*Waits for someone naive to go google*

I'm terrible.

[Forgotten_hope]

Not only is the law against me getting with this chick but she's also married so it REALLY sucks. It seems like the hottest chicks in my school are married and the ugliest hags are single. Even the not very pretty chicks are married. The only hot chicks in my school that aren't married are lesbians. T_T and the only boy who's interested me is REALLY ugly liek a ghoul but he is a senior so I am lucky. But then there's this boy from my old school who really smiles at me when we see each other.
Love is sooo complicated and suspenseful. That's why I hate it and love it at the same time.
wait...so you like a girl but then you like a boy too?...i'm confused... x.x

ummm i've had an odd crush on my freinds 18 year old sister.she is hot...and all punk rocky which is awesome.

[IceKitten]

Mwar, I don't think it's strange ^_^

And because of that, I won't list the obvious ones, but… I did once have a crush on one of my teachers… well, mwar, I can't be blames she's hot XD


That's why I didn't say any Pokémon XD

Because it's not weird when quite a lot of people know. Eeeeeeeeee o.O

[Crystal Clair]

wait...so you like a girl but then you like a boy too?...i'm confused...
I'm confused myself. I like too many people.
And there's one thing I should point out about my female crush. No one thinks she's pretty besides me. Everyone just says she's nice but not pretty. Maybe it's the fact that she's not much younger than my mom and my mom's fifty. I have a thing for older women. The crushes on older women I've had are about uh six.

[~Nightingale~]

Hmm... The weirdest crush I've ever had... Gotta be the lead singer of Aerosmith... Um.. I just had his name... Something Tyler... OMG I just got a total blank... hold on, let me go ask my mom....... STEVE TYLER!! XD, sorry.. I didn't remember, I asked... How sad is that?