Funniest quote made by....

[Frost]

I didnt know where to put this, so it goes in miscellanious, otherwise known as Other Chat. Please correct me if im wrong.

Carl Weezer:
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Mailman: Telegram here for Mr. Carl Weezer!
Carl: I'm not falling for it!
Mailman: Llamagram here for Mr. Carl weezer
Carl: Oooh, Llamagram!
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Brian from family guy
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Peter: Wondertwin powers, Activate! Form of: Peter and Brian!
Brian: Peter we got these in a box of frankenberry.
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Red foreman from that 70s show
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Eric: Stop treating me like a child, I'm an adult now!
Red: Gee, you say that so much it MUST be true. hey, let me try it. I'm Mr. Rogers. But wait, I'm not wearing a sweater!
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Post your funny quotes here, whether real life or TV.

[Allstories]

By the way, the definition of "retard" is to hinder or to hold someone back. I think your life is about to become retarded. ~ Grissom, CSI

[Frost]

ahahaha thats funny 10/10

[EvIL_CAjUN_CHIkIN]

"It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt, then it's just effing halarious!'

~Some Guy That saw My Friends and Me Skate Boarding and we fell so yeah.

[Allstories]

"Alcoholism, is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, your an alcoholic. Dammit Otto, you have Lupis. One of those two doesn't sound right." ~ Mitch Hedburg

[Frost]

ahahahaha man u got all the funny ones!
Apu: I do not wish to purchase your house. I only wish to mess with your items and rearrange your magazines. Ha! now you see how it feels!
Homer: Thank you come again!