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John Denver
January 11th, 2004, 06:09 PM
HEY NOW!!

I know you've all heard some funny quotes in your life, now here you can share em...just make sure it isn't too vulgar your sexuality innapropriate (hehe). It doesn't matter if you made it up or not as long as it causes a chuckle...

I'll start with one

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes."

BOO ya!

Frostweaver
January 11th, 2004, 06:13 PM
hmm... i actually see a lot of depth in that one... not "funny" to me but who knows ^_^;
Basically "Before you judge someone, get into the situation of the person" pretty much (but that's not all of it... the other part of it I don't know how to explain"

Hmm... I don't have any quotes, but certainly something funny to share especially for all of you living in Denver.

"It is unlawful and considered illegal to lend your vacuum clearners to your next door neighbor in Denver."

Don't lend vacuum cleaners to anyone... you never know when the police will come up to your door and gives you a fine for it...

John Denver
January 11th, 2004, 06:16 PM
heh, thas funny...

"Sometimes, I wake up grouchy. Other times I just let her sleep."

get it? HA!

oh well...

boo YA!

Dizzy
January 11th, 2004, 06:20 PM
"Why suffer when I can let you suffer" Rita Brayton, Tan House Room 311... Lol okay it wasnt that funny... STOP LAUGHING

Frostweaver
January 11th, 2004, 06:25 PM
Shortest War:

The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

Not quotes again... but something laughable...

Arcanine
January 11th, 2004, 06:30 PM
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes."*DIES LAUGHING* That is funny Dakota, I dont see where you can come up with this stuff.
Ill think of one and post it. *Thinks hard and gets a headache and a bloody nose* I got one "One that thinks hard and gets a headache and a bloody nose" OK that sucks. XD

Frostweaver
January 11th, 2004, 06:34 PM
errr... what's with the censors? =/

Hmm... Arcanine you're from Georgia? Hope you'll like this one then...

"No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday." ~laws in Georgia

So Arcanine... you ever got fined by that yet? ^_^;

Dizzy
January 11th, 2004, 06:36 PM
errr... what's with the censors? =/

Hmm... Arcanine you're from Georgia? Hope you'll like this one then...

"No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday." ~laws in Georgia

So Arcanine... you ever got fined by that yet? ^_^;


OOO DO MASSACHUSETTS LOL!!!!!!!1111111111oneoneone

Frostweaver
January 11th, 2004, 06:41 PM
As you wish...

"Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. "

surprisingly, there are a LOT of "dirty laws" written by the government =/ (especially with how to and when...). What are the politicians thinking... must be an all men parliament.

Arcanine
January 11th, 2004, 06:41 PM
errr... what's with the censors? =/

Hmm... Arcanine you're from Georgia? Hope you'll like this one then...

"No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday." ~laws in Georgia

So Arcanine... you ever got fined by that yet? ^_^; Whats with the word b.l.o.o.d.y? Thats not something that needs to be on the censors. :\
I was not born in Georgia but I have lived here all my life, and yea I did get fined for having an ice cream cone in my back pocket on Sunday. It was kind of wet. XD
"If flames is comming out of your mouth then get some water" XD

Kairi
January 11th, 2004, 06:46 PM
Whats with the word b.l.o.o.d.y? Thats not something that needs to be on the censors. :\
I was not born in Georgia but I have lived here all my life, and yea I did get fined for having an ice cream cone in my back pocket on Sunday. It was kind of wet. XD
"If flames is comming out of your mouth then get some water" XD
Its fixed now. Theres a bunch of weird ones in there. O.o;;
Bloody?

John Denver
January 11th, 2004, 06:48 PM
"He's not dead...he's just electroencephalographically challenged."

HEE ya!

Frostweaver
January 11th, 2004, 06:48 PM
must be from all of those crazy "censor crisis" back then x_x

I thought I was a perfectly good citizen who has done a single thing against the law... hmm... guess that I'm actually an evil evil person because "Citizens may not publicly remove bandages" So let me see... how many times should I be fined? 20? =(

Dizzy
January 11th, 2004, 06:50 PM
frostweaver-sir where are you getting this?? Sorry lol I'm nosey.

Zento
January 11th, 2004, 06:54 PM
Frostweaver, did you get all those law things from dumblaws.com? :) I love that site. XD

I'd have some to share that I find funny, but I doubt any of you guys would get it since they're inside jokes between people I know. >.>
Well, reading the ones people put here are fun enough though. :3

John Denver
January 11th, 2004, 06:57 PM
if he is getting this from memory I'll be very impressed...

but if he's not I'll hate him with every fiber of my being...

(hehe, j/k)

BOO ya!

Frostweaver
January 11th, 2004, 06:57 PM
it's just one of my many strange hobbies... Instead of watching TV I waste my time reading writer quotes, reading Devil Dictionary, and searching through 'fun useless facts' including these law stuff... hop on to Google and just type in "dumb law (place)" and you'll probably find some stuff

and now something for Soph (it's an actual quote this time ^_^; )

"In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime."
~Phyllis McGinley.

Edit:

-dumblaw is one of the site... it's pretty good but not enough in amount at times

-quotes from my memories are never hilarious ones... I usually remember the philosopical ones only

John Denver
January 11th, 2004, 07:08 PM
"Time is never present, it is always past and future*
~Me

That is my only original quote that ever got recognition on www.Ephilosopher.com, they ripped it up and said I was intellectual...aww shucks...

but for some funny ones that I hope are good

"Dolphins are extremely intelligent. Within days of being captured, they can train humans to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish at them."

BOO ya!

Dizzy
January 11th, 2004, 07:10 PM
"Time is never present, it is always past and future*
~Me

That is my only original quote that ever got recognition on www.Ephilosopher.com, they ripped it up and said I was intellectual...aww shucks...

but for some funny ones that I hope are good

"Dolphins are extremely intelligent. Within days of being captured, they can train humans to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish at them."

BOO ya!

Oh ya Dakota..
"I dont bite... hard"

Frostweaver
January 11th, 2004, 07:13 PM
"Time is never present, it is always past and future*
~Me

That is my only original quote that ever got recognition on www.Ephilosopher.com (http://www.ephilosopher.com/), they ripped it up and said I was intellectual...aww shucks...

but for some funny ones that I hope are good

"Dolphins are extremely intelligent. Within days of being captured, they can train humans to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish at them."

BOO ya!
Oh my goodness! You wrote that? Oh! I quoted that in one of my writings before! Awww... ok... let's see guess one more slot for my smartest member vote is taken up now ^_________^

Lol! Oh... lovely quote Dakota. Did you write the dolphin one as well? Great humor as it's a complete mockup of dramatic irony ^_^

Dizzy
January 11th, 2004, 07:20 PM
"You Poor People, Thats Brad Pitt" Said Kayleigh.

lol DAKOTA is BRAD PITT

MoonLight
January 11th, 2004, 07:33 PM
LOL Dizzy that's too funny Dakota's new identity *Brad Pitt*
XD *dies*

John Denver
January 11th, 2004, 07:41 PM
LOL, I remeber that, some people actually thought I looked like that...fr-r-r-reaky...

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't."

caCO ya!

Frostweaver
January 11th, 2004, 08:09 PM
and Dakota goes into those who cannot count ^_^
Then again... I am too... i clicked that signature link to come to number matching game, and they insulted my intelligence and says that I need to cooldown for a second for the sake of my sanity... x_x

http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
(special note: read at own risk, political matters related)
-comments written in the above link may or may not offend your personal beliefs regarding a political matter (but very funny in the way they are telling us this matter, certainly worth reading imho)

Kairyu
January 11th, 2004, 08:11 PM
I always love saying this: "Expecting the world to treat you fairly, because you are a good person, is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you, because you are a vegetarian."

Everyone laughed at me when I said this once, "You don't truely learn to swear at people until you learn how to drive."

You'll quickly learn how true that is later in life.

John Denver
January 12th, 2004, 04:40 AM
oh yeah, people have sworn at me for my driving...shizzah...

"I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type."
~George Burns

BOO ya!

John Denver
January 12th, 2004, 05:06 PM
uh...you guys can post your funny quotes to ya know

I know tis a double post but no ones posting :(

bya...

Frostweaver
January 12th, 2004, 05:09 PM
lol Dakota... bumping is illegal on PC =p

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
~Steve Martin

Kairyu
January 12th, 2004, 05:24 PM
I CAN post more? Cool! Hmm ok, here's a list, yes a list of Murphy's law of combat operations. Its quite hilarious for obvious reasons, even if you're not in the military. Supposively there are 140 laws but I thought that it was too long to post. So instead I'll post the first 60:P. Its still quite a bit to chew on, but I think its funny enough for anyone to read through. If I get enough replies of anyone wanting to see the rest I will post it then, for now Enjoy.

Murphy's Law of Combat Operations:
1. Friendly fire - isn't.
2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.
3. Suppressive fires - won't.
4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.
9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.
10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.
12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
a. When they're ready.
b. When you're not.
16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.
17. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
18. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
19. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
20. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
21. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.
22. The easy way is always mined.
23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
24. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.
25. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
26. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
27. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
28. Incoming fire has the right of way.
29. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
30. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
31. If the enemy is within range, so are you.
32. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
33. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.
34. Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.
35. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
36. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both).
37. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
38. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
39. Tracers work both ways.
40. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.
41. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.
42. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
43. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
44. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.
45. Weather ain't neutral.
46. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
47. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground.
48. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go'.
49. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
50. Napalm is an area support weapon.
51. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
52. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.
53. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.
54. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
55. The one item you need is always in short supply.
56. Interchangeable parts aren't.
57. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.
58. When in doubt, empty your magazine.
59. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
60. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
61. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

John Denver
January 12th, 2004, 06:11 PM
Heh, I found this funny one that proves Shaquille O' neals intelligence...

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to. "
~Shaquille O'Neal, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

BOO ya!

baby*j
January 15th, 2004, 04:35 PM
Here's one:

"You just mad because Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after-party!"

- Missy Elliot

:P

John Denver
January 15th, 2004, 07:33 PM
"Those who live by the sword...get shot by those who don't"

and a BOO ya!

Frostweaver
January 15th, 2004, 07:43 PM
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."

^_^;

Iveechan
January 16th, 2004, 01:11 AM
"The poop has hit the fan now"

-various sources, Binky from "Shakes the Clown" comes to mind

If this has already been mentioned, then deal with it, it's because I didn't feeling like reading through the whole topic.

Dizzy
January 16th, 2004, 01:04 PM
Whoever said a Moderator's (even a super Moderator's) job is all work and no play.. Shame on you!

"Let's play, Close the thread!..... Let's Play, Ban the Flamer!" Dakota, Super Moderator

LOL Dakota is so great

100marios
January 16th, 2004, 01:46 PM
I'm surprised no one has said this one yet:
"I think, therefore I am....I think....."

Oh and this a spanish translated one: (very strange if you don't know what it means hehe)
"The donkey kicks in the front"
....hehe....it's one of those things to halp you with proper grammar. In this case it means to say yourself last when you're talking about a group. Something about you're the donkey, and if you're in front, you'll kick everyone behind you, so you say yourself last........it's best keep it in spanish hehe.......

flygonruler1
January 16th, 2004, 01:50 PM
Its all fun and games till someone loses a eye.Thin its pingpong!-me

~FR~
Did someone already post that?

John Denver
January 16th, 2004, 02:58 PM
"It's all fun and games once someone loses an eye."

yeah, think about :P

BOO ya!

Frostweaver
January 16th, 2004, 03:04 PM
"It's all fun and games once someone loses an eye."

yeah, think about :P

BOO ya!
I'm sorry for my igorance, but the literature and knowledge within it are beyond that of mine...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
Dean Martin.

This one can be either very funny, or very reflective... think about it.

Kairyu
January 16th, 2004, 03:13 PM
"It's all fun and games once someone loses an eye."

yeah, think about :P

BOO ya!
I always thought the whole quote to that was: "Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then its hilarious!"

Here one that may get you all to laugh:P:
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up...what did he go back to?

John Denver
January 16th, 2004, 04:14 PM
"I'm a dic....I'm addicted to yoooouu!."

Ok, it's funny when you hear the song...meh

BOO ya!

punkie90
January 16th, 2004, 04:55 PM
" Watch this ya all. *dies *"
- my favorite redneck

Ok. Thats the only i could think of...

John Denver
January 16th, 2004, 05:09 PM
"If your house is mobile but your 15 cars aren't, you might be a redneck."
~J-Fox

BOO ya!

punkie90
January 16th, 2004, 05:20 PM
Oh good! I have his cd's burned on my xbox! LOL!

" If you go to a family reunion to find a girlfriend...you might be a redneck"

- J Foxworthy

John Denver
January 18th, 2004, 12:55 PM
"If seeing a sign that says, 'Crack is illegal' reminds you to pull up your pants, you might be a redneck."
~J-Fox

BOO ya!

H.A.W.K.
January 19th, 2004, 07:58 AM
Okay heres one... " If you where on TV more than 5 times describbing what the tornado was like... You might be a red neck.. "

-J Fox!

^^NICK^^ v.2.0
January 20th, 2004, 05:14 PM
"I'm sorry I pantsed you."-Ryan Cooley [degrassi]


"Do you see any underwear?"
"No."
"Because I'm not wearing any..."- Cassie Steele talking to Miriam McDonald [degrassi]

John Denver
January 20th, 2004, 07:02 PM
PG-13 RATED!!!!!!

"I once dated a woman with one boob bigger than the other. She entered a wet t-shirt contest and placed first and third. I was so proud of my sister that day."
~Jared, The Cable Guy

BOO ya!

Yamichu
January 20th, 2004, 08:00 PM
Here's some that I know!


"We must drink the toilet water, for it is all that is left..."
~ Wise Elder Kramastos from some show that I forget the name of.

"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
~Ralf from The Simpsons


"I ate an ant once! It was crawling in a little brown thing that I ate!"
~My Sister from er... My Family


"My doggie ate Crystal's (my sister's) poopoo!"
~My Nextdoor Neighbour


Guy 1: Oooooooh! I found a wishing wand!

Guy 2: Great, can I have a wish?

Guy 1: Sure but what're you gonna wish for?

Guy 2: For everyone in the world to have infinite money!

Guy 1: But if everyone had infinite money then price tags would be useless! That's why only I'm gonna have infinite money!

Guy 2: Yeah you have a point there! I wish for a new toilet!
~Comedy Inc.


Hope ya like 'em! :D :D :D
~HORN!

John Denver
January 21st, 2004, 07:33 PM
"I still don't know who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off."
~Jeff Foxworthy

BOO ya!

Yamichu
January 21st, 2004, 08:44 PM
Here's a some more...there not really funny though...they're just quotes...

"If life was fairytale we'd all live happily ever after..."
~I dunno... It was somewhere...

"Australia is the world's largest island..."
~My 7th grade teacher.

"Hello!"
~Nearly everyone who speaks english.

"D'oh!"
~Homer Simpson from the Simpsons

"Ayekurumba!" (sp?)
~Bart Simpson from the Simpsons

"Thankyou, come again!"
~Apu from the Simpsons

"If anyone wants me I'll be in my room."
~Lisa Simpson from the Simpsons


Meh...that's all I can think of right now...
~me



~HORN!
~ME!

baby*j
January 22nd, 2004, 02:01 PM
*A teacher is taking attendance*
"Ms.Tompson? Ms.Tompson?" he says
*Just as he is about to mark her absent a female student walks
into the room.*

Teacher - "Ms.Tompson, why are you late ?"
Ms.Tompson - "Because the bell rang before I got here."

-HSH


"God give me patience, but hurry!"

-Cookie

Roxas
January 22nd, 2004, 02:14 PM
here are from movies...

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming"~ Dory from Finding Nemo

"Spanish!? I can barely speak English!" ~Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents

"You were like woah! And we were like WOAH! and u were like woah..."~ Crush from Finding Nemo

"I'll neever let go, Jack! I'll never let go!" ~ Rose from Titanic (the sadest movie ever!)

"Don't you dare say that! Don't you speak like we're gonna die! Your gonna live to be a old lady! And your gonna have lots of babies"~ Jack from Titanic (the sadest movie ever!"

"I have a crush on you. HA! I can't belive i just blurded that out."~ Patch from Patch Adams

now for shows...

"Of course I'm gonna grow a beard! Why do you think Jesus was famous? For his little magic tricks?" ~Peter from Family Guy( :laugh: thats one of the funniest parts of Family Guy but if u think it's too inapropreate just tell me and i'll take it off)

"Yeah there was an umpalumpa, but it wasn't moving"~ Marge from The Simpsons

^^NICK^^ v.2.0
January 22nd, 2004, 04:15 PM
"That's a big butt"- that thing from Finding Nemo

Hanatori
January 24th, 2004, 04:15 PM
OOH QUOTES! [/odd]

Let's see...

"One year later, I get beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchy." ~Fry, Futurama

"UH-OH!" ~Peter, Family Guy (to be specific, it was in "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein".)

"It's all lies! They said we (something I forgot), and that we worship some guy named Stan!" ~Peter, Family Guy

And, one I remember from the quotes thread on the old PC...

"Remember to eat your school, stay in sleep, don't do vegetables, and do at least eight hours of drugs.." ~?

I'd add more... but I don't swear. ;-;

Roxas
January 24th, 2004, 04:37 PM
And, one I remember from the quotes thread on the old PC...

"Remember to eat your school, stay in sleep, don't do vegetables, and do at least eight hours of drugs.." ~?

HEY! I remember that! :laugh:

"YOU! i mean, Hey, Tim-may"~ Gary from Fairly Odd Parents

"What do you think, I'm blind!? Of coures I can smell it!"~ Mayor from The Powerpuff Girls

"Why should we give money to the poor? If we give money to the poor, then they won't be poor anymore!"~ Esme Squalor from the book A Series of Unforunate Events: The Ersatz Elevator

"Who cares about incorrect grammar!? Our Aunt just jumpped out the window!" ( :laugh: thats my favorite line from the books) Violet Baudelaire from the book A Series of Unfotunate Events: The Wide Window

"Guess what ryhmes with chores? More chores!" Vicky from Fairly Odd Parents

100marios
January 26th, 2004, 04:22 PM
I thought this one was really funny, here it goes!:

"When you step on the brakes, your life is in your feet's hands"

Hehe....

John Denver
January 26th, 2004, 05:14 PM
Hey! I quoted that 8 hours of drugs things!

Actually I heard it off Mr. T then I posted it on PC...good times...

This actually happened today from my substitute teacher!

Katy: So Mr. Sargeant, hows it hanging?
Mr. Sargeant: A little to the left.
Katy: That's really gross

do you get it? HA!

yes

BOO ya!

Frostweaver
January 26th, 2004, 05:17 PM
*understands Dakota's joke*
*likes jokes involved with pun, even if it's a bit gross (but this one is acceptable) ^_^; *

John Denver
January 26th, 2004, 05:27 PM
the funniest thing about it was who was saying it. The sub was an old very bald and fat guy..it was hilarious...

"Oh crap...I think I just hate mail to him"
~Flaming Torchic

BOO ya!

Sapphire Titan
January 26th, 2004, 05:42 PM
From As told by Ginger:

"[on stealing] I consider it borrowing without asking with no intention of ever giving it back!"

Roxas
January 26th, 2004, 05:45 PM
i got some more quotes!

"They got secret pocjets with phones in them!"~ Guy(Firgot who it was) from Dude, Where's My Car

"Oro?"~ Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin

Kaoru: How old are you?
Kenshin: How old, indeed?

:laugh: ...it's funny....dont u get it? Kaoru asked Kenshin for his age and he didnt know.....still dont get it? KENSHIN DOESNT EVEN KNOW HIS OWN AGE!!! :laugh:

John Denver
January 26th, 2004, 05:48 PM
"Now it's time to hit the phones...really hard with our heads"
~Vice City....Chaskis Sato

BOO ya!

Roxas
January 26th, 2004, 05:53 PM
ooo VICE CITY!! i forgot about that!

"He would've made a fine American. I'll cry when i stop killing." :laugh: thats from vice city. it's sapposed to be a commercial for a movie on one of the radio stations. but i forgot which one.

John Denver
January 26th, 2004, 07:25 PM
"The great thing about today's society is you can sue anyone for pretty much anything and you'll probably win! Or at least get a settlement."
~Vice City

BOO ya!

Frostweaver
January 26th, 2004, 11:53 PM
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
~Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

*from one of Frosty's favorite book ^_^;*

John Denver
January 27th, 2004, 04:56 PM
heh, thas a goodin

"My grandmother died when she was 104 years old. We went up to her funeral and some idiot asked me, "Hey howed she die?" How'd she die?? She was 104 years old! She crashed her harley running over 20 wheelchairs...what do you mean how'd she die."
~Larry the cable guy

BOO ya!

Sapphire Titan
January 27th, 2004, 05:04 PM
Teacher: In today's lab[experiment]...
Kid: We're gonna make zygotes!
Teacher: [looking at him strangely]...uhhh, I could actually get arrested for that....
Kid: [turns extremely red as entire class laughs at him]

-true story! I was there!

John Denver
January 27th, 2004, 05:38 PM
hmmm...I don't get it...dangit...sounds funny

"A big promotion is just around the corner FOR SOMEONE MUCH MORE TALNETED THAN YOU!"
~Wierd Al Yankovic

BOO ya!

DragonTrainer
January 27th, 2004, 06:00 PM
Lol, this one's funny

"I was walking in the pet store the other day.This guy offered me a water purifier for dogs.A water purifier for dogs.Heck, my dog just ate a turd 10 minutes ago, got a turd purifier?"
Larry the cable guy

Sapphire Titan
January 28th, 2004, 01:06 PM
Newsflash: A Zygote is the first stage of an embryo, aka when the sperm has just met the egg.


{Read my previous post....^ up there......that means YOU frostweaver! }

Frostweaver
January 28th, 2004, 01:17 PM
... *knew what the zygote is but... still doesn't get what's so funny... just a statement* =/

*is dense*

Roxas
January 28th, 2004, 01:27 PM
:laugh: u dont get it!? i cant beleive the kid said that.... :laugh: .....it's really funny...... *stares at everyone* what? it's not my fault that i understand it and u dont.

Larry: What's your name?
Cable Guy: The name's Ricardo......Ricky Ricardo...heh heh heh
~from The Cable Guy


Who ever smelt it delt it~ Ash from Pokemon (it sound funnier when he says it)

Muffin Man
January 29th, 2004, 11:55 AM
MAY YOUR LIFE BE LONG AND USEFUL LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER- fortune cookie

Roxas
January 29th, 2004, 12:30 PM
here are quotes from Fairly Odd Parent when Timmy found out that the rich kid also had fairy god parents....heehee....

Gorgan Vonstrangle: The hansmoe fairy has failed!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!
Gorgan Vonstrangle: *looks at crowd nervously* But he is still very sexy!!
Crowd: YAY!!!
:laugh: that is the funniest thing ever from Fairly Odd Parents

this is from the same episode:
Rich Kid: Hey little buddy!hmmmm... you seem very familar, like a long lost friend! but i'll eat you anyway!
Wanda's Ex Boyfriend: NOOO!!! I'm too sexy to be eaten!

Sapphire Titan
January 29th, 2004, 05:35 PM
Me: Look! I wrapped my Latin book in Christmas wrap cuz I didn't have a book cover!
Friend: Why did u do that?
Me: Hey; It was either this or "Happy Birthday Grandma"!

Hanatori
January 29th, 2004, 05:51 PM
Haha, poor Wandisimo. I didn't think he was sexy, though. =P I don't think anyone's sexy. XD

Now, for a couple of random quotes...

"We're the band of Diglett thieves known as the band of Diglett thieves!" ~Diglett thief, Pokemon

"She can violate my rights anytime!" ~Brock, Pokemon

I would add a quote from Home Movies about Septopus, the giant monster with seven testi-- I mean, tentacles... *bursts into laughter*... but I'd rather not. ^^;;;;

PokeAMan
February 4th, 2004, 09:02 PM
There is no present there is only the immediate future and the recent past.

After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

Are these quotes okay?

John Denver
February 6th, 2004, 04:50 PM
"Never forget your friends, expecially those that owe you."
~Chinese Proverb

ha! I got it!

BOO ya!

Arcanine
February 14th, 2004, 12:54 PM
Here is a a funny one my dad came up with (well funny to me).
"I had a dream I was a muffler, now I feel exhausted"

John Denver
February 14th, 2004, 02:06 PM
that's so stupid it's funny...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*laughs til death*

"First Christina Aguliera makes a song called "Dirty," then she writes "Beautiful." A shower must have taken place between songs."
~My creative writing teacher...

BOO ya!

22sa
February 14th, 2004, 02:36 PM
"That joke was very... hmmmm... funny... LOL... but please watch what you joke about... you may hurt someone's feelings."
~Diana

Huh? It was funny. :D

The Evil One
February 14th, 2004, 02:42 PM
Here are some good quotes for you:

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."-My friend

"The chance of a piece of toast landing butter side down is directly proportioned to the cost of the carpet"

And

"The light at the end of the tunnel is the light of an oncoming train."

Murphy's Law, some more of it

Dragon_Tamer
February 15th, 2004, 10:05 AM
"You make fun of me 'cause I'm different,I make fun of you 'cause your ugly"
:'( :disappoin :(

Deoxys55
February 15th, 2004, 10:39 AM
I took two of these from websites so I hope don't get in trouble...

"Lossers are quiters, Winners never quit, and those who never win and never quit are idiots"

"It's only funny until someone gets hurt..then it's hilarios!(spelling?)"

"Love is a powerful thing..but so is the last chocolate cookie..."

John Denver
February 16th, 2004, 06:25 AM
hmm

XX DIRTY JOKE ALERT XX turn the little kiddies away...

I saw his on some guys shirt

"Wait! Bus Driver! Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off!"

hehe...hehehe

boo ya...hehe

The Evil One
February 16th, 2004, 06:41 AM
Murphy's Laws of sex
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
No sex with anyone in the same office.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of month.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
The younger the better.
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love is a hole in the heart.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Do it only with the best.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Never say no.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
Love comes in spurts.
The world does not revolve on an axis.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
"This won't hurt, I promise."

Sakuyamon
February 16th, 2004, 08:06 AM
"Sonic boom? isnt that when Sonic the heagehog crashes with Robotnic?" --- by me.

"Woah man! You are the dude of the doodles!" ---Matt, digimon

"Over my smelly armpits you will" ---Ogremon, digimon

"Here we go folks, keep it moving. Next stop is the forest of irelivent road signs."--Matt,digimon

"Come back here Sushi!"---Hawkmon, digimon

"Uh, I just remembered that I forgot to remember something."---Joe, digimon

Sapphire Titan
February 16th, 2004, 08:35 AM
On Chicken of the Sea Tuna-

"Is this chicken or tuna?.........I know it's tuna, but it says chicken.....so what is it?"

-Jessica Simpson, DUH!

John Denver
February 16th, 2004, 09:10 AM
"It's a proven fact that three out of 2 people can't count"
~I dunno

can I get a BOO ya!

^^NICK^^ v.2.0
February 19th, 2004, 01:47 PM
"if it was literally raining men, wouldn't someone break a leg or arm or something??"-Vegen from the Degrassi.tv message boards.

ScArLetSkye
February 20th, 2004, 07:19 PM
Hmm....I got one...no 2...
"You like pain?Try wearing a corset!!!"

"Follow the spiders?!?Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?!?!"

:P

John Denver
February 20th, 2004, 07:40 PM
heh, Pirates of the carribean, good movie...

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
~Stoner Jack Sparrow...

it's one of those BOO ya!

22sa
February 20th, 2004, 11:17 PM
Murphy's Laws of sex
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
No sex with anyone in the same office.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of month.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
The younger the better.
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love is a hole in the heart.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Do it only with the best.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Never say no.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
Love comes in spurts.
The world does not revolve on an axis.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
"This won't hurt, I promise."
lol, that was funny but wow it's long too. O_o;;

DragonTrainer
February 20th, 2004, 11:42 PM
I was too lazy to even read the first sentence :P

bna_li
February 20th, 2004, 11:44 PM
Heh, me too. "There is no I in team, but there is an M and E."

22sa
February 20th, 2004, 11:45 PM
I was too lazy to even read the first sentence :P
Then let me read it for you, "Murphy's Laws of Sex". :P

DragonTrainer
February 20th, 2004, 11:46 PM
Now that sounds interesting!:P:P:P

bna_li
February 20th, 2004, 11:47 PM
Always the smart aleck, huh?

22sa
February 20th, 2004, 11:49 PM
Now that sounds interesting!:P:P:P
Yes, go read the rest while I got back to posting! :P Oops, that slipped........ =P

DragonTrainer
February 20th, 2004, 11:51 PM
Nah, I think I'll just post instead :P

22sa
February 20th, 2004, 11:53 PM
Heh, posting? Who said anything about posting? ^^' :P

DragonTrainer
February 20th, 2004, 11:55 PM
I dunno, the 2 guys in the back of my head :P

22sa
February 20th, 2004, 11:56 PM
Ohhhh..... You litsen to those 2 guys? :D :P

DragonTrainer
February 21st, 2004, 12:25 AM
Ye, they are my leaders!Don't you have them?

22sa
February 21st, 2004, 04:46 PM
No, I've only found 1 of them. =P

Allstories
February 21st, 2004, 04:58 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I had sixty cents, I'd be a Canadian. :)

22sa
February 21st, 2004, 07:00 PM
That one would've been something if used 2 years earlier. The only reason the US dollar hasn't dropped to like 0.95:1.00 from 0.61:1.00 versus the Canadian Dollar is because of Asian Pacific countries buysing massive amounts of American dollars to save their exports.

Roxas
February 21st, 2004, 07:10 PM
time for one of the funniest things that was ever said at school. this happened during english classm when my friends asked a stupid question.
NOTE: My friend is Marco

Marco: Why do you have rinckles?
Teacher: Because I looked at you, Marco

:laugh: this really happened at school

John Denver
February 21st, 2004, 07:29 PM
*chuckle chuckle*

hmm, what happened at my school eh? Lemme think... I know! It wasn't at school but old people said it...

Man A: Didga hear what happened in texas, this woman got cut into pieces by her husband!
Man B: really...?
Man A: He only got a misdemeanor for it...
Man B: really...?
Man A: Yeah, apparently cutting a person to pieces is a misdemeanor in Texas

Well I thougt it was funny (pouts off)

is there a BOO YA!?

Kyosuke
February 21st, 2004, 08:05 PM
Here is a quote from the Simspons which is pretty funny :P.

Homer: Remember that time when I took that wine making course and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: Thats because you were drunk!

Homer: And how!

^^NICK^^ v.2.0
April 11th, 2004, 11:08 PM
"What does a grandmom and you make? A Grandpapa!"- my corny sister

LanceLite
April 12th, 2004, 11:20 PM
hm.. here u go- some really nice quotes

bna_li: I FAILED MY SPELLING TEST! UNPOSSIBLE!!!

LanceLite: We all thought it was her who "gassed out"* but it took us an entire minute to figure it out the real thing.

Prof.Oak: A Pokemon's personality changes with its trainer, and the trainer with his or her Pokemon!
Ash: Your right Professor! Thats a great example of Misty and Psyduck!!!

22sa: ~~kimi~~sae... ~~ireba-...

22sa: Love may exist for years and then one day it hits home!

LanceLite: What do you say when you see a dumb alien? You say "its official, there is no intelligent life in space"!

YAY! I STOLE EVERYONE'S SIGS!!! *gets chased by everyone for the sigs* Hey wait *screech halt* I didn't steal my and Ash/Oak's sigs... why are they chasing me? And then... where did that clone-o'-LanceLite come from to chase me? HEY! THAT THING I SAID IS ANOTHER QUOTE BY ME! *runs again with huge angry mob behind him*

*farted

//mew\\
April 13th, 2004, 12:43 AM
hehe....
-i`m not rude,you are insignificant.
-nobody is perfect,i`m nobody.

22sa
April 15th, 2004, 07:24 PM
hm.. here u go- some really nice quotes

bna_li: I FAILED MY SPELLING TEST! UNPOSSIBLE!!!

LanceLite: We all thought it was her who "gassed out"* but it took us an entire minute to figure it out the real thing.

Prof.Oak: A Pokemon's personality changes with its trainer, and the trainer with his or her Pokemon!
Ash: Your right Professor! Thats a great example of Misty and Psyduck!!!

22sa: ~~kimi~~sae... ~~ireba-...

22sa: Love may exist for years and then one day it hits home!

LanceLite: What do you say when you see a dumb alien? You say "its official, there is no intelligent life in space"!

YAY! I STOLE EVERYONE'S SIGS!!! *gets chased by everyone for the sigs* Hey wait *screech halt* I didn't steal my and Ash/Oak's sigs... why are they chasing me? And then... where did that clone-o'-LanceLite come from to chase me? HEY! THAT THING I SAID IS ANOTHER QUOTE BY ME! *runs again with huge angry mob behind him*

*farted
^_^ Thanks man, glad you liked those quotes lol!

LanceLite
April 15th, 2004, 11:50 PM
Ur welcome!!!! Neways, I'm back with some more quotes...
****
LanceLite: its my dream to be a movie director! *walks in front of camera waving hello*

Satoshi: CUT AGAIN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING SPOILING MY MOVIES?
****

****
Ash: I'M THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
(later)
Ash: rite now i feel like the frozen one... *brrrr*
****

****
Sabrina (the teenage witch): the spell i put on my typewriter doesn't know how to spell...
****

****
LanceLite: dude, you should get your head checked for termites, everyone knows the like to nibble on wood!
****

thats all for now, i'll be back with more!!!

John Denver
April 16th, 2004, 01:03 PM
"Well let's see doc, the last time I flossed...well...heh, you did it!"
~Jeff Foxworthy, on dentists...

hah, BOO man on fire!

Wing Zero
April 16th, 2004, 02:24 PM
family guy quotes:
Not in sequential order...
Peter: o yea, remember the time i littered in public?
*peters rigtht next to a trash can and trows a pice of trash at it and missed, he looks around*
Peter: and remember the time i peed in public?
*peters in a swiming pool and pees, then begins to look around*

heres another one:
*chris is at the store with his family*
*security amn walks up*
Security man: son im gonna have to ask you to take those hams out from under your shirt...
Chris: what hams?
Security man: *lifts up his shirt* o sorry, your just a fat kid, arnt you you fatty fat fat kid? here have some chocolate fat kid!

heres another:
*chris and his family are in the swimming pool*
*chirs is on the diving board sitting down, peters talking to him*
Pool guy: sir, you not allowd to park your VAN on the diving board....
Peter: thats not a van, thats my son!
Pool guy: o sorry, *turns around and yells* hey John (or whatever the name was) hes just a fat kid!
Peter: thats not right!
*goes off to do soemthing, then rushes back and palces that wheel lock on chris's belly*

LOL XD

22sa
April 16th, 2004, 04:25 PM
"It is better to reign in h*ll then to serve in heaven."

I forgot who said that. ^^'

John Denver
April 16th, 2004, 04:42 PM
prolly some drunk guy....

"I could while away the hours, confering with the flowers...consulting with the rain..if I only had a BRAIN!!!!"
~Jesse Ventura

BOO ya!

Wing Zero
April 16th, 2004, 04:45 PM
"im not poking shmot" lol anonomyous...
"i sware to drunk i am not god!" i heard that on a show...
"Imagine 500 friars eating 500 plates of steaming minestrone every nightthat's pollution."
On the restoration of The Last Supper, Leonardo da Vinci's 1498 refectory fresco

John Denver
April 16th, 2004, 04:55 PM
"Oh man, I sure hope this is sweat."
~Bart Simpson, on regards to having wet pants in his bed after a bad dream

eeeeeeeeeeeh BOO ya!

22sa
April 16th, 2004, 05:11 PM
prolly some drunk guy....

"I could while away the hours, confering with the flowers...consulting with the rain..if I only had a BRAIN!!!!"
~Jesse Ventura

BOO ya!
lol, The publisher must've been drunk too. ^^'

"In heaven, all interesting people are missing."

^From... Ack, don't know.

Kaolla Su
April 16th, 2004, 05:16 PM
Give me Potato Salad!

Ok Dakota, lets not bring that up shall we.

John Denver
April 16th, 2004, 05:24 PM
*bows to Koalla Su*

BOO ya! gimme a quote to laugh at! YES!

Pokemaster10000
April 16th, 2004, 05:26 PM
Plumber:*installs a new bath tub for the idiot and asks* Would you like a plug for it?
Idiot: Oh, I didn't know it was electric. XD

LanceLite
April 17th, 2004, 05:54 AM
that one was good PM10000.... *points at sig and whispers* he stole my the idea of my username...

here are some more-

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Protoman: WHO IS THIS FOUL IMPOSTER WHO WOULD DARE IMPERSONATE ME?
****

****
The dude gazed at it in awe. "Its AWEsome," he said.
****

****
Dakota: Remember kids, don't do sleep, eat your school, and get at least 8 hours of drugs!
****

Pokemaster10000
April 17th, 2004, 07:23 AM
I found a funny quote on my pair-up's sig.
"Goldfish smile because they don't have a clue when they'll be eaten" :P
That one had me cracking up from a while.

Wing Zero
April 17th, 2004, 03:17 PM
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
-- Ernest Hemingway

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
-- Phyllis Diller

XD HEH...IM A KID AND I THINK THaTS FUNNY>...

John Denver
April 17th, 2004, 04:12 PM
"I dropped my balls"
~Juggler, Pokemon RBY

I thought it was funny...he dropped...his balls...tee hee...:)

BOO ya!

LanceLite
April 18th, 2004, 07:49 AM
****
LanceLite: watz tha hex gopher on down there? whatz did 22za zay?.... WHY IZ MEZ TALKING LIKE ZAT? WHO GIVEZ ME TEARA-Z-ITIS?
****

heh.. sorry teara if i insulted u.. but i had to come up with a funny quote...

22sa
April 18th, 2004, 09:56 AM
****
LanceLite: watz tha hex gopher on down there? whatz did 22za zay?.... WHY IZ MEZ TALKING LIKE ZAT? WHO GIVEZ ME TEARA-Z-ITIS?
****

heh.. sorry teara if i insulted u.. but i had to come up with a funny quote...
Well you can't see it anymore cuz apparently it wasn't very funny. =(

"Cry until your dream comes back."
~22sa

I think up quotes but I keep forgetting them... x_x;

LanceLite
April 19th, 2004, 08:57 AM
;_; my quote not funny....... *cries* i can't be the funny quotable member.....

here's some new qoutes-

***
Vampires are a pain in the neck
***

***
Mom? There's a man at the door collecting for the old people's home. Shall I give him grandma?
***

John Denver
April 19th, 2004, 06:08 PM
Bill Clinton: We've all learned a valuable lesson: When you don't get your way, just complain until your dreams come true.

Mom: That's a pretty lousy Lesson...

Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president...*smirks*

So it was on the simpsons, oh well

BOO ya!

Teara
April 19th, 2004, 06:30 PM
****
LanceLite: watz tha hex gopher on down there? whatz did 22za zay?.... WHY IZ MEZ TALKING LIKE ZAT? WHO GIVEZ ME TEARA-Z-ITIS?
****

heh.. sorry teara if i insulted u.. but i had to come up with a funny quote...
Meh?
*fallz out of chair*
Erm, okay...I'll juzt take it az a complement that my pozting ztyle made it to the funny quotez thread ^_^''''' Umm...yeah...that'z what I'll do <.<

Taco Bell zauce packetz (what? the're funny...not really but hey!)
Zave a bun, eat a taco
My other taco iz a chalupa
Zingle mild zauce zeeking friendzhip, maybe more
:laugh:'''''

John Denver
April 19th, 2004, 06:50 PM
"Of all the president with the last name bush, George W. is definately in the top two."
~I dunno

HAHA!

LanceLite
April 20th, 2004, 07:53 AM
hehe.... thanks Teara....

heres a really nice one... Beau (Phantom Angel/Fallen Leaf- u should know about his name changes) said it to Haruka!!!

***
Haruka: *crying for some reason*
Beau (to Haruka): STOP CRYING OR I WILL RIP YOUR BEAUTIFUL SKIN OFF!!!
Haruka: *stops crying and screams like *****
***

MAN THATS THE GREATEST THING BEAU HAVE EVER SAID!

John Denver
April 20th, 2004, 04:42 PM
"I know where you live! My house!"
~Simpsons...

HA! that was on today...this proves I am running out of quotes...

LanceLite
April 20th, 2004, 09:16 PM
nope.. u still have these mr. buu wa!
"I think the reason old men take viagra is because old woman are just so ugly..."
"It's a 50:50:90 chance, in all 50:50 chances, 90% of the time your wrong."

here's another 1.... by me....
****
Idiotic Penguins rule.... they rule the south pole!
****

get it? penguins rule.... the south pole! the south pole... eh.. heh...

im running out of quotes too.....

John Denver
April 21st, 2004, 01:09 PM
"If you stare at that pile of dog crap too long you'll turn into one!"
~me...still not sure why

BOO ya!

LanceLite
April 22nd, 2004, 03:52 AM
looks like its only me here.... heres a new quote and my new trademar:

~Please ignore me, I'm just a newborn online kid thats 100% confused.

John Denver
April 22nd, 2004, 06:26 PM
"Don' be a hater! Ya'll betta stop drinkin dat Hatarade!"
~Some black girl at my school...tee hehe

BOO ya!

LanceLite
April 23rd, 2004, 11:19 PM
dats a nice one.. try the button.... it could be called a quote.... i think.... i think too much and come up with unquotable quotes.. something

Hey ur supposed to ignore this button... rite?

Vlad
April 24th, 2004, 05:55 PM
"I wanted to be somebody. I shouldve been more specific..."
"An eye for an eye, but is you strike first, youll still have one eye left"
"When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squirt them in peoples' eyes."

*quoted dry.*

Wing Zero
April 24th, 2004, 05:58 PM
girl in my class- if loves not a game then why are there so many players?
yea yea its not funny but its good!

my friend- man P-TOWN is just a big p**** just waiting to get ******
yea its bad but i laughed so much...-_- degrading my own town

simpsons- "somethign like this" what do we want??!?!? *insert what they wanted here*
when do we want it!?
(crowd) over the next 25 years!!!
(i think thats the simpsons...)

22sa
April 25th, 2004, 09:23 AM
"H*ll is Heaven enjoying itself."
~by I forgot who...

Jeez I remember weird quotes. x_x

"I hate my neighbour..."
~Catriona

That one was funny. :laugh:

Err, I have another one, but it's a bit too cruel. o_o

Vlad
April 27th, 2004, 02:33 PM
What Is It!!!!????? What Is It?!?!?!?!?!??! I Cant Stand Suspense!!!!

22sa
April 27th, 2004, 03:00 PM
What Is It!!!!????? What Is It?!?!?!?!?!??! I Cant Stand Suspense!!!!
I'll tell you if you want.

lol

"All one has to do to become rich in this world is turn their back on God"
~Italian Proverbs

I'm not an Atheist, just a Christian who's not attending any Church at the moment.

LanceLite
April 28th, 2004, 12:54 AM
Arcanine_88: Arcanine and Soph are paired together... wait... thats me!

22sa:2/10 x_x I'm hungry................... if you're reading one of my recent posts, you're probably seeing $tupity $_$

John Denver
April 29th, 2004, 02:12 PM
Read my sig... I got way more...yes!!

^^NICK^^ v.2.0
April 29th, 2004, 02:15 PM
"Next time, ask questions first, get naked later."-Lauren Collins "Paige Michalchuk", Degrassi

22sa
April 29th, 2004, 08:46 PM
Arcanine_88: Arcanine and Soph are paired together... wait... thats me!

22sa:2/10 x_x I'm hungry................... if you're reading one of my recent posts, you're probably seeing $tupity $_$
Aww... you always put the quotes in my sig here, thanks buddy.

"Good things die."
~22sa Proverbs (lol)

"Everything has to end."
~Linkin Park

"Topics go off-topic."
~22sa Proverbs (lol)

...I keep forgetting the quotes I was going to post. =/

LanceLite
April 29th, 2004, 10:55 PM
no problem dude!!! i like ur sig... its full of fun stuff..... like this:

22sa's friend Leah: Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

I don't understand that one.... but sounds funny... XD

Ytnim
April 29th, 2004, 11:31 PM
Dunno if someone said this already but

Don't make me come down there!
-God

LanceLite
April 30th, 2004, 05:59 AM
lol that ones a nice one..... some dudes in PC mite get offened by that one tho... and anyways.. religious stuff aren't allowed..... whatever......

YAYNESS!!! I GOT AN ELEPHANT FREE IN MY CEREAL BOX!!!!!

^^NICK^^ v.2.0
April 30th, 2004, 10:59 AM
Dunno if someone said this already but

Don't make me come down there!
-God
That one's funny! I can't think of one though.

John Denver
April 30th, 2004, 02:49 PM
"Jesus is coming, and boy is he mad."
~Bumper Sticker...

I must smack that thing on my future car...

LanceLite
May 1st, 2004, 03:04 AM
lol thats a funny one Dakota... I'll put one on my car 2....XD can't think either.....

22sa
May 1st, 2004, 09:01 AM
"No leg is too short to reach the ground."
~Meaningless Proverbs

^^NICK^^ v.2.0
May 1st, 2004, 02:40 PM
"Don't get intelligent with me, mister!" don't ask... -_-

Castrainer
May 1st, 2004, 02:42 PM
"Look a Playstation! Lets play in the station!"

John Denver
May 1st, 2004, 04:13 PM
"It's like trying to find a needle in a....stack of needles..."
~CSI

meh

Jess
May 1st, 2004, 05:16 PM
"Take the Disc and make it compact"

22sa
May 1st, 2004, 05:46 PM
"Joy is the root of all creation."
~22sa

Jess
May 1st, 2004, 05:53 PM
Whats Proverbs?

-----

"Eating is not a verb it`s a noun"

22sa
May 1st, 2004, 07:52 PM
Whats Proverbs?

-----

"Eating is not a verb it`s a noun"
It's suppose to be a common widespread saying that is accepted as basic truth. I guess mine are not, lol.

Latios Master
May 1st, 2004, 08:07 PM
Funny quotes... I've got a lot of them. ^_^

"Of course you smell gas, what do you think this car runs on, coal?!"- Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show)

"Here at the rock, we have two basic rules. Recite them in your sleep so that you don't get any grief later. Rule number one: Obey all rules. Rule number two: Do not right on the walls, as it takes a lot of work to erase writing off of walls."- Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show)

Jed: "Why ain't there any ice in Californee?"
Jethro: "Well don't look at me, I didn't take it!"
(The Beverly Hillbillies)

That's just a sample of all the ones I know. I'll tell more later when I can remember them.

Wing Zero
May 1st, 2004, 08:53 PM
lol ur good at the oldies...why dont u go to the old school tv thread lol,thats what its all about

Sanford and Son:
Fred- I could put your face in some dough and make me some gorilla cookies!

lol

22sa
May 1st, 2004, 09:03 PM
"In making no mistakes you make nothing."
~22sa

Wing Zero
May 1st, 2004, 09:04 PM
"i never make mistRakes!" -mr nedderman, substitute at Hart middle school

LanceLite
May 2nd, 2004, 03:29 AM
i FINALLY FOUND ONE!!!!!

"May your beard grow longer"
-Bilbo Baggins

If you're going through ****, keep going.
-22sa

22sa
May 2nd, 2004, 06:27 AM
i FINALLY FOUND ONE!!!!!

"May your beard grow longer"
-Bilbo Baggins

If you're going through ****, keep going.
-22sa
lol, Winstin Churchill said that, not me. :laugh:

Jess
May 2nd, 2004, 09:19 AM
"When Life gives you Lemons make Lemonade"

"When Life gives you Oranges make Orange Juice"

"When Life gives you salt kill a Snail!"

Wing Zero
May 2nd, 2004, 09:24 AM
its not funny but since winston churchhill was brought up i remembered napoleon for some reason.
Napoleon: Circumstances-what are circumstances? I make Circumstances!

22sa
May 2nd, 2004, 09:42 AM
its not funny but since winston churchhill was brought up i remembered napoleon for some reason.
Napoleon: Circumstances-what are circumstances? I make Circumstances!
lol, I have one from Napoleon.

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
~Napoleon

Wing Zero
May 2nd, 2004, 09:45 AM
lol thats hillarious!!!!!
sooo funny...yet soo true...

Jess
May 2nd, 2004, 04:25 PM
'Why Is the Sky Blue during the day and Black at night??" asks a litte kid.

"Because Someone paints it" answers it`s parent.

22sa
May 2nd, 2004, 07:42 PM
lol thats hillarious!!!!!
sooo funny...yet soo true...
Why thank you. :cool: *grins and takes the credit for Napolen's quote* (jk)

"Every problem has a resolution"
-frostweaver :D

:P

Wing Zero
May 2nd, 2004, 07:43 PM
obviously...
"life is but a visual interpritation of the minds desire"
-Wing Zero...aka me, odele...
thats my name...

22sa
May 2nd, 2004, 07:55 PM
"Marriage is heaven and h*ll."
-(I forgot)

Frostweaver
May 2nd, 2004, 08:29 PM
"I cannot sleep for dreamin'; I cannot dream but I wake and walk about the house as though I'd find you comin' through some door"

"And mark this. Let either of you breathe a word, or the edge of a word, about the other things, and I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you. And you know I can do it"

~both quotes by Abigail Williams

"... if you want to you can, but as if PC can read..."
~Frostweaver

Wing Zero
May 2nd, 2004, 08:33 PM
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twain

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain

Frostweaver
May 2nd, 2004, 08:35 PM
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance"
~forgot

Wing Zero
May 2nd, 2004, 08:37 PM
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein

Frostweaver
May 2nd, 2004, 08:40 PM
lol... I'm beginning to doubt why this is "funny" quotes... so cynical we're being

A note for Kairi:
I hope that you've never hunt whales before in Kansas... according to the Kansas law book...

"It is illegal to hunt for whales in Kansas"

Wing Zero
May 2nd, 2004, 08:43 PM
isnt whale hunting illeagal nowadays in mostly all places?
i thought it was against the law almost everywhere, o well...
yea this shouldnt be "funny" it should be just "quotes"...o well...funny in our perspective...einstines one was pretty funny...

Frostweaver
May 2nd, 2004, 08:45 PM
the fact that Kansas is miles away from where whales live make this law irrelevant... and therefore, supposedly funny

Einstein's quote isn't funny to me... it's a well worded sentence meaning "the next world war will restart civilization because we'll all be wiped out in it"

Wing Zero
May 2nd, 2004, 08:48 PM
im well aware of its meaning, i just find it funny how he feels well destroy ourselves in quite a short period of time...ahh watever...
lol what if you went whale hunting at marine world? lol, nah but weird thought .... 0_o;

22sa
May 2nd, 2004, 10:31 PM
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
That's one quote from Einstein I don't believe. I'm sure a third World War which will probably errupt in the Middle East will not kill all of civilization. I doubt God will kill civilization by WWIII.

"Nothing shows throw."
-22sa

LanceLite
May 2nd, 2004, 11:10 PM
we're going off topic......... anyways. here's one-

"Wow a secret door!!! Must lead to something secret!!!"
~Phil and Lil, The Rugrats

Jess
May 3rd, 2004, 03:29 AM
"The moon is only blue when it falls in the water"

~Someone x.x

Frostweaver
May 3rd, 2004, 06:17 PM
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
~Japjot Vig (classmate)

*note: just because I quoted it due to funniness, that doesn't mean I agree with this quote at all

Castrainer
May 3rd, 2004, 06:28 PM
"Why GCN memory card is smaller than a GBC game?"

~Geecko

22sa
May 3rd, 2004, 06:58 PM
"I think there I am. I think." >=D

LanceLite
May 4th, 2004, 08:57 AM
XD

another 1...... by me......
Ash's brain is too slow... i wonder how he became a pokemon trainer then......XD

Jess
May 4th, 2004, 12:57 PM
"Obescity killed the cat" o_O

~Garfield *It was in one of the comic Books in 1998*

Sayuri no Hoshi
May 4th, 2004, 02:11 PM
This one's for my buddy ol' pal Jordan (100marios)...^_^

"Embrace the total dork in yourself--life is way too short to be cool."

I don't know who made up that quote but it says a lot, lol.

100marios
May 4th, 2004, 02:18 PM
This one's for my buddy ol' pal Jordan (100marios)...^_^

"Embrace the total dork in yourself--life is way too short to be cool."

I don't know who made up that quote but it says a lot, lol.
Even before I ventured into this thread, I just knew your quote would relate to me in one way or another hehe...

Wow! Who's the genius who thought of this piece of work?
It's so....inspiring!
*pulls up his pants like Steve Erkel*
Yeah! Hehe....

Nice one!

Sayuri no Hoshi
May 4th, 2004, 02:29 PM
Even before I ventured into this thread, I just knew your quote would relate to me in one way or another hehe...

Wow! Who's the genius who thought of this piece of work?
It's so....inspiring!
*pulls up his pants like Steve Erkel*
Yeah! Hehe....

Nice one!
Hey! Are you implying that my quote is no greater than trash?! O_o Well, it does suit you so I'd shut up if I were you! Especially since you know I have a temper the size of planet Earth...^_^; You think you can do better?! Find a quote that explains me as good as the one I displayed for you! C'mon! *snorts like Steve Erkel*

Sapphire
May 4th, 2004, 02:40 PM
XD Lets see...

"I want your soul"
XD thought of that when me and my friends were talknig about the Doom Organization (or Doma;whatever)

"Doom is coming"
take a guess where I got that from!

"Science is blooming"
my friend thought thats waht my other friend said once...0.o

I've got more, pointless ones...XD

100marios
May 4th, 2004, 02:44 PM
Hey! Are you implying that my quote is no greater than trash?! O_o Well, it does suit you so I'd shut up if I were you! Especially since you know I have a temper the size of planet Earth...^_^; You think you can do better?! Find a quote that explains me as good as the one I displayed for you! C'mon! *snorts like Steve Erkel*
No! No! No! You took it the wrong way! I like the quote! No need to unleash your wrath!
*sweatdrops*
Hehe...

Uh....I really don't know any good quotes.....
I can make jokes, but not quotes! Nope! Sorry!

Sayuri no Hoshi
May 4th, 2004, 03:01 PM
No! No! No! You took it the wrong way! I like the quote! No need to unleash your wrath!
*sweatdrops*
Hehe...

Uh....I really don't know any good quotes.....
I can make jokes, but not quotes! Nope! Sorry!
I didn't take it the wrong way...this time. I was kidding, Oh Smart One. ^_^; And if you keep trying to appease me like that because you don't want me to get mad...it'll only fuel my anger...O_o *sigh* Jordan, you're going to make my entire incredible head of hair gray by next year. >_<

100marios
May 4th, 2004, 03:11 PM
I didn't take it the wrong way...this time. I was kidding, Oh Smart One. ^_^; And if you keep trying to appease me like that because you don't want me to get mad...it'll only fuel my anger...O_o *sigh* Jordan, you're going to make my entire incredible head of hair gray by next year. >_<
Uh.....let me get this straight...
If I act like a smart-aleck, you get mad, yet if I act nice you still get mad?

Well, that doesn't leave very many options left hehe...

Hmm....I'll just go for the smart-aleck! It's a lot more fun hehe..

*slaps his leg*
Haha! Head of gray hair! That's rich!

I think we're kinda drifting away from the purpose of the thread hehe...

Sayuri no Hoshi
May 4th, 2004, 04:35 PM
Uh.....let me get this straight...
If I act like a smart-aleck, you get mad, yet if I act nice you still get mad?

Well, that doesn't leave very many options left hehe...

Hmm....I'll just go for the smart-aleck! It's a lot more fun hehe..

*slaps his leg*
Haha! Head of gray hair! That's rich!

I think we're kinda drifting away from the purpose of the thread hehe...
No, let me explain it just a tad, hmm? Appeasing and being nice are two entirely different things. They're worlds apart. Let's elaborate, shall we?

appease: 1.) To bring peace, quiet, or calm to; soothe. 2.) To satisfy or relieve. 3.) To pacify or attempt to pacify (an enemy) by granting concessions, often at the expense of principle.

nice: 1.) Pleasing and agreeable in nature. 2.) Having a pleasant or attractive appearance. 3.) Exhibiting courtesy and politeness. 4.) Of good character and reputation.

You tend to appease from trying to dismiss yourself from my temper. Get it? Got it? Good. >_< You know, I KNOW we're drifting away from the purpose of the thread because YOU get off-topic! I'm having such a stressful day and you're not making it any better, COCO!!!!! And to get back on topic--you can QUOTE me on that! *takes in a deep breath and storms off* O_O

Jess
May 4th, 2004, 06:53 PM
"Never Drink and Eat, Eat First then Drink"

~Garfield (The Hit of 2002 Series III *2002* )

Kayleigh
May 5th, 2004, 10:51 AM
Stuff that they were saying... Read those other posts, lol.Lol, you both are so fun to watch. XD And... what about Coco? Is that Jordan's new nickname?

Fox_Die
May 5th, 2004, 10:53 AM
And Im gonna keep my pants saggin', keep my skatebard and a spray can for the taggin' - Fred Durst

Jess
May 5th, 2004, 05:37 PM
YAY! More Garfield Quotes:


"Im looking at how beautiful the Structure of Your Head is"
~Garfield *The Best of 2003 Series I*



"The Lasanga, It speaks to me..."
~Garifeld *The Post-Star Newspaper (May 2,2004)*




*Bark* "What`s" *Bark* "That" *Bark* "Bark?"

~Oddie

22sa
May 23rd, 2004, 08:46 PM
"I came. I saw. I posted."
-22sa

Wake up, thread...

John Denver
May 25th, 2004, 03:32 PM
"I think, therefore I am...I think."
~me...

BOO ya!

ASG
May 25th, 2004, 03:41 PM
okey "if u wake up on the wrong side of the bed it is probly because ur pet(or brother/sister) are on the right side of the bed"

John Denver
May 25th, 2004, 03:47 PM
"If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong."
~Bazooka Joe Gum

BOO ya!

Jess
May 25th, 2004, 04:54 PM
"See Ya Later! I said BBYE! I said Im Leaving!!"
~ Gir

John Denver
May 25th, 2004, 04:57 PM
"Not no governor never's won the easter egg hunt before..."
~Jesse Ventura...

BOo Ya!

Jess
May 25th, 2004, 05:01 PM
"Shoot the apple then place it on your head"

~Some Person of those Beer Commercials o_O

22sa
May 26th, 2004, 08:44 PM
"I think, therefore I am...I think."
~me...

BOO ya!I posted that already. d= No matter...

"Thinking men cannot be ruled."
~Ayn Rand

I love Ayn Rand. Even though she was an Atheist... She always stood by righteousness.

John Denver
May 27th, 2004, 07:08 PM
"Confidence will get you no where."
~22sa

you are quite the smart one 22sa

*bows in approval*

ryan
May 27th, 2004, 07:15 PM
that's kinda like "overconfidence is the greatest enemy" yoshimitzu in soul calibur 2
but my favorite quote, "don't stirke a pose, strike a poser"
take that music industry!
also socrates: "the only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing"

22sa
May 27th, 2004, 08:15 PM
"Confidence will get you no where."
~22sa

you are quite the smart one 22sa

*bows in approval*
YAY, I'm approved! ^_^ But I don't quite deserve those credits. >_> PM10k created that.

"Thanks for nothing."
~German Proverb (did I post this already?)

"Those who can read and don't read have no advantage over those who can't read."
~forgot

I'm someone who can't read very well. ._.

"Smile, if you are friendly."
~22sa

LanceLite
May 27th, 2004, 10:52 PM
hey this old thread is back!!! and so is my favorite quotable dude... 22sa!!!!!

I love acting. It is so much more than real life.
~22sa

and this one is by me.....

If you are gonna lie, make sure u plan about it first.... to make it seem good and nice and real.... so that the dudes buy it for a few bucks!

i know it ain't that good.......... its more like think about the lie ur gonna.... make up a nice good story and all dat stuff... oh well.....

*jacks out with MaxMan*

22sa
May 27th, 2004, 11:32 PM
hey this old thread is back!!! and so is my favorite quotable dude... 22sa!!!!!

I love acting. It is so much more than real life.
~22sa

and this one is by me.....

If you are gonna lie, make sure u plan about it first.... to make it seem good and nice and real.... so that the dudes buy it for a few bucks!

i know it ain't that good.......... its more like think about the lie ur gonna.... make up a nice good story and all dat stuff... oh well.....

*jacks out with MaxMan*
Thanks but I didn't create that one either. =\

"There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil."
-Ayn Rand

raveberuk
May 28th, 2004, 12:51 AM
"I love Magicarp...I only used it to beat Elite Four" - Rave

LanceLite
May 28th, 2004, 10:14 PM
wha..? thats weird... magicarp on the E4....... XD

"love is the thing that makes your heart go bing bong, love is the thing that will get your wallet empty".
~ LanceLite

finally, i came up with a nice quote!!!!

*jacks out with MaxMan*

John Denver
May 29th, 2004, 08:26 AM
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
~George W. Bush

I've come to wonder whether not he talks like that on purpose or if he truly sucks at speeches...

(or both)

^^NICK^^ v.3.0
May 29th, 2004, 09:56 AM
"My eyelash hurts!" -Me. I does!

"Fugly."- Regina George, mean Girls.

"That is so fetch!" Gretchen, Mean Girls.

~Dazed and Mean, Girls!

ryan
May 29th, 2004, 10:09 AM
somebody's most likely said this but:
"don't let school get in the way of your education" mark twain

22sa
May 29th, 2004, 05:42 PM
"One word is enough for the wise."
~? Proverbs

"Two words can sum up a way of life."
~22sa

Pokemaster10000
May 29th, 2004, 06:25 PM
"Confidence will get you no where."
~22sa

you are quite the smart one 22sa

*bows in approval*

How did he manage to get my quote.
Let me try one:
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." XD ~Anonymous

22sa
May 29th, 2004, 06:57 PM
How did he manage to get my quote.
Let me try one:
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." XD ~AnonymousAww, cute quote, he's gotta hold on to something! Rofl XD And I don't know how I got the credit for that quote either..................... It's Pokemaster10000's.

LanceLite
May 29th, 2004, 10:25 PM
man..... looks like 22sa's quoting days are over XD

i hope not..... who'll be my favorite quotable person then?

Dark Heaven
May 29th, 2004, 11:05 PM
"Heh heh heh...I'm going to enjoy breaking you!"
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD

Pokemaster10000
May 30th, 2004, 08:05 AM
"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden." XD
~Eric Morecambe.

Another one I remember. :P

22sa
May 30th, 2004, 06:30 PM
"The only difference between stupidity and genius is genius has its limits."
~Albert Einstein

Pokemaster10000
May 31st, 2004, 06:53 AM
^Good one 22sa. :P

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." ~Mark Twain

PGN
May 31st, 2004, 09:04 AM
"Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day, Light a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime"

John Denver
May 31st, 2004, 11:18 AM
"Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day, Light a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime"

Hey, that was one of mine...

"The only reason Snoop Dawg where's an umbrella is Fa Drizzle."
~My friend

fa shizzle mah nizzle...

BOO ya!

ryan
May 31st, 2004, 06:14 PM
isn't that one supposed to go like:
"why does snoop dog cary an umbrela?"
"fo drizzle!"?
i dunno, i'm not up on good jokes.
but, cool quote for me during the middle of chemistry one day while playing the elite four: "I'M OUTRAGIOUS!" as i use outrage on the last of stevens pathetic pokemon.
ahh... you had to be there...

LanceLite
June 1st, 2004, 09:09 AM
You were aqquainted (sp?) to a complete stranger for a year and you didn't know what his name was?
~some guy at school

ryan
June 1st, 2004, 03:45 PM
"if my teacher tried to take my abshire, i'd staple her hand to the desk and run away"
~some guy on footbag.org forum
abshire = $40 hackey sack

LanceLite
June 2nd, 2004, 07:36 AM
that reminds me of a funny one i saw on All That on nickelodeon long time ago.....
"For my science experiment, I shall show you how pulses of pain reaches my brain and makes me shout when I staple my hand."

*jacks out with MaxMan*

Teara
June 2nd, 2004, 07:42 AM
Well zhoot! I juzt wrote down a bunch of zaying I got out of a magazine but I think they went in the wazh...
*goez to zearch*
Zome of them can't be pozted but there were zome really funny onez in there...
*continuez to rumige through the clozet*

LanceLite
June 2nd, 2004, 07:58 AM
*helps teara search her closet*

zhoot.... now i got teara'z accent XD

i alwayz have zome in a book i got.... but i alwayz forget about it.... hey... i didn't forget about it now.... but i forgot and left it at zchool! XD

when u find it teara pozt them all here k?

*jackz out with MaxMan*

Pikachu2007
August 22nd, 2007, 07:26 PM
Wow. Been a while since someone last posted here. I'll try to bring this topic back by posting some funny quotes.

"Critics can't can't make music by rubbng thier legs together!" ~ Mel Brooks
"Today was tomorrow's yesterday, so don't inhale." ~ Mel Blanc
"Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him." ~ Dean Martin
"I believe I could do dance on ice, or play in a musical of Freud's life called 'It's Your Mother' - or maybe one for the symbolists: 'Jung at Heart'. There's always the one about India: 'The Gandhi Man Can'" ~ Robin Williams
"If you want to draw Bugs Bunny, just learn to draw a carrot and hook a rabbit on to it" - Chuck Jones

bgt
August 22nd, 2007, 07:56 PM
Wtf, 2 years old. Uhh, no.