Kira
May 17th, 2005, 06:33 PM
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand
This virus is called WORK
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those who can afford it. The NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to five friends - if you do not have five friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
This virus is deadly.
Update: after extensive testing it has been concluded that LAGER may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
And remember, I have passed this on because I CARE!!
This virus is called WORK
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as WINE. The quickest acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those who can afford it. The NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to five friends - if you do not have five friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
This virus is deadly.
Update: after extensive testing it has been concluded that LAGER may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.
And remember, I have passed this on because I CARE!!