Things that anime characters would never say.

[Mr Cat Dog]

Self explanitory title, neh?

Pokemon and AG

Takeshi - I'm gay, Nurse Joy.
Pikachu - Jigglypuff?
Satoshi - I'm giving up all this Pokemon crap. I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT!
Kazumi/Haruka - I love you Satoshi, and want your babies!

Cardcaptor Sakura

Sakura - You know, I think I'll let those cards go free. I'm sure they hated being in that big ol' book.

Fullmetal Alchemist

Edward Elric - God! It's Sunday! I have to get to church!
Roy Mustang - Women should not be allowed to how their disgusting and filthy legs! They shall pollute the minds of our most loyal soldiers! WOMEN MUST NOT BE IN THE MILITARY!
Major Armstrong - Does this suit make me look fat?

[Jack O'Neill]

Pokemon

Nurse Joy: Where'd I put the cyanide?

Jessie: Let's just stop trying to steal Pikachu. I'm sure that the boss doesn't care by now.

Ash: Pokemon are a disease, a cancer of this region. They are a plague, and Team Rocket is the cure.

Brock: I hate women. They have cooties.

Professor Oak: I give up on this Pokemon nonsense. I've wasted almost my entire life on this. I might as well move on.

Officer Jenny: I'm gonna go plant some evidence.


Inuyasha

Miroku: I hate women. They have cooties.

Naraku: Why do I even need these shards, anyway? *gives them away to Kagome*

Sango: I like it when Miroku gropes me.

Naraku: Why can't we all just get along?

Inuyasha: Screw the Tetsusaiga. I'm getting myself a gun.

Sesshomaru: Rin, go away!

Rin: I hate you, Sesshomaru!

Jaken: Screw Sesshomaru, man! I'm joining Inuyasha's group!

Inuyasha: *after barely being scratched by a demon* Aah! I surrender!


Digimon

Takato: I'm giving up Digimon and moving to Pokemon.

Tai: *after being confronted w/ a baby Digimon* RUN AWAY!!!

Davis: Let's actually think this through before we charge in blindly.

Izzy: And this does what now?

Joe: Let's charge in recklessly without any regard for our personal wellbeing! AAH!!!

J.P.: I hate Zoe.

Jeri: Why do I even have this stupid sock puppet in the first place? *throws away the sock puppet*


Fullmetal Alchemist

Maes Hughes: I hate my daughter. I wish that she was never born.

Roy Mustang: Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

Riza Hawkeye: I hate guns.

Scar: Screw my religion! I wanna become a State Alchemist!

Zolf Kimblee: Explosions scare me!

Gluttony: I'm not hungry right now.

Ed: What's alchemy?

Roy Mustang: The mere thought of women in miniskirts sickens me.

Barry the Chopper: I don't wanna kill anymore!

[AngelMina]

Pokemon:Advanced & including Misty..
- Ash/Satoshi:I hate Pokemon , Pikachu is my dumbest choice of my first pokemon ever!
-May/Hakura: ASH I HATE YOU and I am not traveling with you anymore!!!!
-Brock: I hate women there total a *****
-Misty/Kasumi: I hate all Pokemon! and I hate ASH!

Cardcaptors:
- sakura: I am letting the clow cards free and giving up on being the master.
-Li: I am in love with you madison!!!!
-Madison: Im not making anymore costumes or fliming things anymore.

Inuyasha:
-Miroku: I hate women there just a waste ,especially Sango.
-Inuyasha: I hate kagome shes just a plain old human.
-Sango: im giving up on this journey with you guys and im not a demon slayer anymore.
-Kagome: I hate Kikyo, everyone has to always confuse me for her when she is just so ugly.

~Mina~ XD

[obelisk-kun]

dragonball z
goku:i'm not hungry
chi chi:my son is an idiot
chi chi:stop studying gohan
yugioh
yugi:I play the seal of orichalchos
yami yugi:dueling is for losers
joey:I HATE MAI!

[Shadow]

80% of Animes
Main Character: "<Insert intelligent, non-suicidal, and/or non-arrogant comment of your choice here>"

Done and done.

[Zero ex]

Naruto
Sakura: I prefer rock lee than sasuke.
Hinata: I love you naruto.
Jiraiya: I am bored of ladies.
Rock lee: Be my new master Kakashi.
Sasuke: I forgive you brother.
Tsunade: I want you Jiraiya.
Gaara: Yay! I have lots of friends.

Samurai champloo:
Mugen: I do not want to kill.

[Rift]

Pokemon:

*Ash: I'm a loser, i can never win a tournament, I quit, i'm gonna go home, throw a fit, suck on my thumb and have a glass of milk
*Ash: *drop kicks Pikachu* GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!
*Misty: I got my new Pokemon, MOLTRES!
*Brock: Misty, have my babies
*Meowth: Meowth?
*Jessie & James: Let's go be on Team Magma
*Ash: Look we're on TV! *the whole group walk up to a camera and stare*

One Piece:

*Zoro: I give up on being the best sword fighter, *throws his swords in the ocean*
*Usopp: Hi Nami how are you-*gets too close and pokes her in the eye with his nose*
*Chopper: Chopper, the blue nosed reindeer, liked to study medical areas XD
*Luffy: SCREW YOU SHANKS! *sets his hat on fire*
*Luffy: Pirates suck i give up
*Luffy: *goes swimming*

Yugioh-

*Yugi: I know summon Tim Duncan equipped with the MVP trophy card!
*Seto: I give up, Yugi you're the best, I suck at everything, Gozaboro rocks!
*Mai: Wow Puberty came late, my voice changed during this season!
*Joey: I HATE YOU YUGI YOU'VE GOT A DANG MANGA AND ANIME NAMED AFTER YOU! I WANT THIS TO BE CALLED "JOEY!!!"...Whats that? theres already a show called that?...crap
*Seto: *rolling on the ground giggling like a schoolgirl*

Dragon Ball Z-

*Goku: I give up, you're too strong for me to fight *sits on the ground*
*GT Gohan: Uh...Duh?
*Mr. Satan: *On Live TV* I did not kill Cell, It was a boy named Son Gohan, I'm really weak, I watch chick flicks, i cry when i stub my toe! I sleep with a teddy bear named Kuku
*Goku: E=Mc2

Digimon-

*Agumon: Pika! Pika, Pi, Pikachu!
*Guilmon: E=Mc2 Takato!
*Impmon: Would you like a spot of tea dear?

[obelisk-kun]

dragon ball z
master roshi:bulma you are so frikin ugly so is miss america
vegeta:goku I was a jerk I will never fight you agan

[Kiryuu]

Misty: *eyes Togepi* How about we have eggs?

[obelisk-kun]

beyblade
kai: DRAGOON!
tyson: DRANZER!
max: DRIGER!
rei: DRACEIL

[pokejungle]

Pokemon:

Ash: Well...pikachu...I just don't think you're cut from the right clothe my friend. I'm asking to borrow Gary's eevee for awhile.

Brock: Ash...I'm gay. AND YOU'RE SOOOOOOO HOT!

Misty: Brock...do you find me....attractive?

Ash: <insert swear word>

Gary: Ash...you're the brother I never had! *sob*

Prof Oak: Well...Prof Ivy...you're looking rather sexy in that labcoat tonight... Later on, could we, I mean, ...?

Misty: A bug pokemon...! YAY!

Misty: Water is like, SO yesterday! Come'on steel!

Max: I think you actually may be smarter than me Ash...

[obelisk-kun]

pokemon
gary:pokemon are for losers I've moved on *kisses nurse joy*
brock:nurse joy these ten years of mariage have benn great but I've moved on to misty

[Shiranui]

Shaman King
Yoh: What do I do?! What do I do!?

[obelisk-kun]

pokemon
ash:good bye toto
misty caterpie you are so adorable

[SBaby]

Holy crap, this topic is ingenious!!! I can't believe I didn't think of it myself!!! Don't let this one die, people!!!

SBaby's list of things you'll never hear Anime Characters say:


Sailor Moon: Oh, Melvin... You're sooo hot!!!

Amy Rose: I'm leaving you Sonic! Chris knows how to treat me right...

Cream: 'Chao'-me-ha-me-HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessie, James and Meowth: We are Team Rocket, champions of Justice, and in the name of the Speed of Light, we will triumph over evil!!!

Miroku: I'm sorry ladies. As a monk, I've chosen to live a life of celibacy...

Misty: Chocolate Covered Grasshoppers? I'm there!!!

Sailor Moon: I'm Sailor Moon, yadda yadda yadda and you know the rest...

Ash: Don't worry. I've calculated the strengths and weaknesses of my team of Pokemon, and have planned for every contingency.

Any main cast member of Pokemon: Is it right for Pokemon to battle just for personal gain?

Yami Yugi: There is no way I can win this... I have nothing... My last draw was a Fake Trap... I'm done for...

Goku: Oh, great. Krillin's dead again... Let's just bring him back like always...

Vegeta: But I don't wanna fight!!

In the News:

April O' Neil: This is April O' Neil of Channel Six news, covering the incident in Cerulean City. Apparently residents were awakened last night when a high pitched scream rang through the entire city. With me now are Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy. Can either of you tell me anything?

Officer Jenny: When I ran out of the Police Station, I saw what I thought to be a ball of fire. It seemed to fall straight into the pond on the western side of town.

Nurse Joy: By the time I got there, all I could see was a dead Pikachu lying on the edge of the pond.

April: Do either of you have any theories as to how this could have happened?

Officer Jenny: Lightning could have struck it and caused it to burst into flames...

Nurse Joy: Lightning wouldn't have affected it, and it was raining, ruling out the theory of a Fire-Type Pokemon attack... Maybe it jumped off and was struck midway, like in Highlander...

April: There you have it folks... Apparently the Pikachu was attempting to imitate Highlander and jumped off the cliff, getting struck midway... It seems that television is now not only responsible for the deaths of children, but our pets as well...

[BlueNightmare]

Dragonball Z:

Vegeta: WHERE'S THE @$%^#@ REMOTE??? OPRAH's ON!!!!

Goku:Gohan, what the heck are you doing outside, you need to study.

Chi-Chi: Aw heck, you can finish your math later. Go to that tournament.

Vegeta: Bulma, honey, where are the tissues *sob*?

Bulma:Get the @#%#$%% tissues yourself.

[Mystic]

yugi:I play the seal of orichalchos

Actually he did say that. Well Yami Yugi did. I don't know if that would count as the same person.

Dragonball Z
Goku: I really should've joined my brother back then.

Sailor Moon
Setsuna: I'm tired of this whole 'Guardian of Time' job. I'm going to be a hotel manager.
Mina: I don't want to be a teen idol.

Mega Man NT Warrior
Lan: I think I'll do my school work before I save the net.
Lan: I feel bad for Willy, I think I'll join World 3.
Dex: You know, I'm not better than Lan at Net Battling.
Mega Man: These Dark Chips are delicious. Betcha can't have one.

[Jack O'Neill]

One Piece

Luffy: Piracy is pointless, not to mention illegal.

Luffy: I wanna go swimming!

Zoro: Screw these swords. I'm getting myself a gun.

Nami: I'm lost!


Inuyasha

Kagome: I think that we'll be better off if Naraku has these shards. *gives Naraku her sacred jewel shards*

Kagura: I'll never betray Naraku!

Koga: Inuyasha, let's be friends!

Koga: I don't like Kagome! She's got cooties!

Miroku: I don't want any of you ladies to be bearing my children!

Miroku: I'm gay.

Miroku: Hey, little girl, how old are you?
Some chick: 16.
Miroku: 18? You're first.
Some chick: Mom!
Miroku: I like where this is going. Giggedy giggedy giggedy!

Miroku: Hello, 911? Yeah, it's Miroku. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Myoga: The time for hiding has passed. Now, I fight!

Inuyasha: RUN AWAY!!!

Sango: I side with Naraku.

Sango: Why do I have to use this stupid boomerang? Why can't I just get, like, a rocket launcher or something like that?

Sesshomaru: I'm putting down my swords for good. From now on, I'm using a pistol.


Digimon

Mimi: Pink is loathsome.

Kari: You don't know the power of the dark side!

Yolei: KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!

Kari: Embrace your hatred, and your journey to the dark side will be complete!

Kari: Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Let the hate flow through you!


Pokemon

Misty: Bugs are cute! Ooh, look, a cockroach!

Officer Jenny: Sure, I'll accept a bribe! How much?

Nurse Joy: Euthanize them. All of them.

Jessie, James, and Meowth: Oh, why do we even bother with the motto anymore? Just attack!

[Phoenix Riley]

These are all from pokemon

ash: Get Lost picahu you really anoyy me just sitting on my shoulder all day

May: I am the crumist trainer anrt i?

Brock: no girls for me im on the gay diet XD

Misty: Nah its not ash for me its richie *licks richie*

Max: I want a DIGIMON now!

[Elite Trainer Raven]

Chi-Chi: Aw heck, you can finish your math later. Go to that tournament.
But ChiChi allowed Gohan to lay off his studies so he could compete for the Tenkaichi Budokai in the Buu saga. >_>

Things anime characters would never say, hm?

*slays every Fullmetal's yaoi dreams while he's at it*

Edward Elric: I've converted to Letoism~!

Roy Mustang: Mm, Fullmetal sure does seem better than these women.

Alphonse Elric: Nii-san, let's try reviving mom again!

Scar: Forget the teachings of Ishballa. Perhaps I can find God's true purpose for me if I sign up for the State Alchemist exam.

Gluttony: Lust, I'm full.

Envy: I hate that Fullmetal Pipsqueak so much I want to bone him~!

Armstrong: Perhaps these muscles really aren't beautiful..

Winry: Ah to hell with Automail.

Maes Hughes: Forget my wife and kid, I'd rather have Roy~! <3

So yeah. As you can see..some of the yaoi pairings that are common in the FMA world are listed here..CAUSE THEY'LL NEVER HAPPEN! >:O

[obelisk-kun]

Actually he did say that. Well Yami Yugi did. I don't know if that would count as the same person.

I'm countin them as different people
dragon ball z
vegeta:kamehameha

[SBaby]

dragonball z
yugi:I play the seal of orichalchos


My god!!! Someone actually knows how to spell Orichalcos...

Anyway:...

Jessie, James, and Meowth: No! It's Mr. T!!! He made it here too!!!

Yami: You're not more evil, I'M more evil!!!

Bakura: You're not more evil, I'M more evil!!!

Joey: Ha!!! I got the ultimate card here!!! I play Cthulu!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! Hee hee hee hee!!! Ha ha hahahahaaa!!!!

Envy: My life's purpose is fulfilled!!! Now I can die happy!

Yugi: You know, since all this crap seems to happen around us, why don't I just destroy the Millenium Items?

Ho-Oh: Now open the GS Ball Ash!!! Light our darkest hour!!! (As the inspirational song is playing in the background.)

Ash: Now, I'll make a thorough search of the area, using a grid-like system...

Dr. Eggman/Robotnik: I've done it!!! I've finally done it!!! I've robotisized Sonic!!!! I've won!!! (Yeah, not exactly Anime but close enough.)

Lil' Slugger: I'm just a regular person living in a normal world...

Dr. Wily: I've got it!!! I'll create eight Robot Masters that DON'T share weaknesses with each others' weapons!!!

Ryu: Haaaaaadoooooookeeeeeeeen!!!!!! ... ... ... Aw crap... Anyone got a pair of underwear on hand???

Speed Racer: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii think Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'll taaaaaaaaake the daaaaaaay off today...

Keith: Screw Voltron!!! We need Dino Zord Power!!!

Raleena: That's it!!! If you won't all convert to pacifism, then I'll just nuke the entire planet!!!!!!!!!

[obelisk-kun]

dragonball z
vegeta:bulma I've decided to go to college
goku:yeah chi chi is right gohan you need to study
chi chi:gohan you can train
goku:no fusion is for losers we don't need it
vegeta:fusion is our only hope

[Roy-Kun]

Pocket Monsters:
Satoshi: Ok Pikachu is time to evolve!
Masato: I hate Pokemon, i'm happy of being Haruka's young brother
Haruka: I really need to get rid of this Agehanto (Beautifly)
Takeshi: *opens eyes* Ahh! I'm blind!
Kasumi: I hate water type Pokemon, fire types rocks! *thumbs up*

[Disintegration]

Pokemon:

Ash: Gary, you're my best friend ever!! You're so cool!!! *0* *flails*
Gary: Aww, I love you too!

[Dee Trier]

Pokemon
Jessie and james : Our meowth can talk, We must sell it for high price

Ash : Hey team rocket, you can make a lot of robot, why not sell them instead of stealing my pikachu??

Misty : I want to be Bug pokemon master

[SBaby]

Professor Oak.: Ok... One Pikachu... That'll be 200 bucks.

MewTwo: Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost...

Goku: ... He blocked the Spirit Bomb... like it was nothing...

Edward Elric: I just got a great idea. Instead of killing myself to make a Philosopher's Stone, let's just use the Chaos Emeralds for Transmutation!!!

Dr. Wily: It seems I must join forces with Team Rocket in order to defeat Megaman...

Narrator: Now that Pikachu's true powers have been awakened by the Autobot Matrix, there is newfound hope against the mighty Unicron. But what about Galvatron? Has he really been beaten? Find out what happens as the ultimate battle begins next time on Pokemon.

Kenshin: The Tetsusaiga, huh? How much are we talking about here?

[White_Winter_Wolf]

Pokemon:
Ash: Go Gary! Go Gary! Its ya birthday, its ya birthday! You are the bestest ever!
Jessie: James, I think I want to die my hair black...
James: Butch! Wanna go catch a movie about the wonders of sceince?
Tracy: Professor Oak? Never heard of him...

Digimon:
Izumi(Zoey): Will you marry me Junpei(J.P.)?
Rattamon: Ahh, Izumi, you are the most beautiful of us all.
Takuya: Screw Shinya. I want Kouji to be my my younger brother.
Bokomon: Your so right, my yellow rabbit friend(I dont know his name). I shall do anything you want.

DNAngel(the anime):
Risa: I don't love Dark, I love Krad.
Krad: I don't want to kill Daisuke, I want to marry him.
Dark: Satoshi, you can keep the painting, I give up.
Wiz: Jolt eon eon jolt jolt.

[ArKiVe]

Gary: I like pie.
Ash: Fine Mrs. IMAMISTY POOPY-PANTS LOVIN STARMIE ORANGE HAIRED WEIRDO
Misty: I farted.
Brock: And people think i'm scary....

[palabok]

Naruto-

Sasuke: I am the clichéd angsty boy that everyone seems to love, because I am so cool and have so much depth AND I HAVE SUCH A DARK PAST, BECAUSE I AM AN AVENGER.

[Jeremy]

Ooh I love these, sweeties. XD

Yugi: My love for my deck is like a lovely loving river of loving love!
Kaiba: I don't need Blue-Eyes, for I have Yugi!

Misty: I suffer from testicular cancer!
Ash: I think Max is HOT!

BEAR: HAY ITS A GRL! LETS CYBER!!
(From .hack//sign :P)

Err...I got some bad material at the moment sweeties. XD

[SBaby]

Yoh: Let's just leave Zeke here... He's harmless anyway...

Sonic: Dude, he's faster than ME!!!!

Tails: Um, what's a Frequency Modulator?

Sabrina: Just remember the truth. There is no spoon... Then you'll learn that it isn't the spoon that bends, only yourself...

Henry: I wonder of I can teach Terriermon how to play D&D?...

Link: Only twenty Rupees?! Come on!!! This is the Master Sword, here!!!

Spike: Look!!! A winning ticket!!! Now I don't have to be a bounty hunter any more!!!

[obelisk-kun]

mai:*slaps joey*I hate you i never want to see you again

[marillmonster2000]

Inuyasha:
Shippo:I'm Getting A Boob-Job.

Yu-Gi-Oh:
Yugi:I've Given Up On Magic And Wizards, Baseball Cards Are Where It's At Now!

Pokemon:
Ash:I'll Trade You My Pikachu For Your Pidgey!

Brock:I Scored.

Nurse Joy:Brock, Will You Marry Me?
Brock:No.

Brock:*opens eyes*

Gary:ash, I'vE Had The Hugest Crush On You Since The 3rd Grade!
One Piece:
Luffy:Ah..I Feel Like Going For A Nice Relaxing Swim..

Zoro:Forget The Dam Swords, I'm Getting Me A Gun.

Zoro:I've Given Up Drinking.

Case Closed:
Conan:Hey Raecheal! Just Tell Them To Make It Out To "Jimmy Kudo"!

[RandomPunk]

Envy:"I like pretty pink ponies!" If I ever saw anyone male off of fma say that, i'd run to the nearest mental facilty.

[Chiru]

Beware of utter weirdness :shocked:

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[CHIRU'S NEVER SAY LIST THAT PUTS WEIRD IMAGES INTO YOUR HEAD I]

Fruits Basket/Furuba

Akito: *waves coke bottle* I'd like to teach the world to chill, take time to stop and smiiiiiiiile....

Kyo: I love leeks :3

Tohru: I'm tired of being the Sohmas' slave! I'm running off and joining the military!

DN Angel

Satoshi: I wuv you, Krad! <33333333

Wiz/With: These pathetic mortals know nothing of my plans for world domination! This will be easier than I thought >:3

Krad: Heeeeeeey Macarena!

Samurai Champloo

Jin: Let's go to iHop! I'm driving!


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Maybe I'll think of more later. However, you should probably pray I won't XD.

[SBaby]

Excel Saga

Excel: (Talking like Forrest Gump) Helloooo... My name is Exceeeel... I work for Ilpalazzoooooo... He's a villain...

Ilpalazzo: Forget the City of 'F'!!! Across is now going to conquer the Town of 'C'!!!

Rurouni Kenshin

Kenshin: Why spare him? It's quicker just to kill him...

Pokemon

James: Since those twerps keep ruining our plans, let's just find the hotel that they're sleeping in and kill them!!!

-Begin Scene-

Narrator: As the sun rises over the Kanto Region, a mechanical monstrosity is wreaking havoc on Saffron City. Who do you think is responsible for this?

Meowth: Ha Ha!!! ‘Tis I, the star of the show!!!

Narrator: Check your contract. It says 'Guest Villain'...

-End Scene-

[RandomPunk]

Chiru-Chan, the iHop one was hillarious. XD
Seto Kaiba:Yugi, lets be friends! *Hug*
Misty:I killed president Bush!

[SBaby]

Pokemon:

Ash: Well, Ho-Oh. Since you won't show up, I'm gonna tell you what I really think of you!!!

League Announcer: How do the refs know when a Pokemon is knocked out? Is it a guess, or do they actually have a way of telling? Hey, maybe they play favorites.

Narrator: Is this the end of our heroes? After only SEVEN episodes?

And a scene:

Ash: Ok. Get camera 3 in place for the Thunderbolt Attack. Let's have a big finish!!

Narrator: (As Pikachu's powering up to attack Team Rocket.)
Even though it was Flannery, the Fire Pokemon Gym Leader that rescued the Pokemon from Team Rocket and saved the day, Ash and Pikachu are the heroes who negotiated the lucrative merchandising deal for the Pokemon Running shoes, T-Shirts, Lunch Boxes, Executive Desk Sets, and Trading Cards. So we have a contractual commitment to make a big fuzz over them like this in every episode. Bear with us folks. It's big business...

[Wind_Guardian]

Child Gohan: I'm not scared
Anyone from DBZ: Im done talking, so im ready to fight
Team Rocket: It's on sale! Lets buy it!

[Chiru]

(Lol, thanks MewChan XD)

[CHIRU'S NEVER SAY LIST THAT PUTS WEIRD IMAGES INTO YOUR HEAD PART II]

DN Angel

Satoshi: *insert Satoshi in that Axe shower gel comercial with the spanish music and the guy running through the sprinkler and stuff*

<< DELETED SCENE >>

Dark: Now, I just have to steal the sacred maiden statue and--

Satoshi: Stop right there!

Dark: What are YOU gonna do?

Director: Guys, the script-

Satoshi: *looks at the camera* Come on everybody, help me out! *points at dark* Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Dark: *Snaps fingers* Aww man! *runs away*

Satoshi: WE DID IT! Thanks guys!

Director: CUT!

<< END DELETED SCENE>>

Krad: Got milk?

Samurai Champloo

Jin: So, let me get this straight: you put your left foot in, then you put your left foot out and...

Yu Yu Hakusho

Yusuke: # ~You are my cuppycake, gum drop, snookum wookum...

Kurama: *flails arms around* Miya-hee! Miya-hoo! Miya-haa! Miya- HA HA!

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The less ideas I have, the weirder it gets XD.

[AngelWolfie]

Pokemon:
Pikachu: Ash, that's it I've had enough of your 'Pikachu, use this, pikachu used that!' I want a devorce!

Uh, that's all I could think of XD

[Kurono]

Ash: 1 pwn 4LL 0th3r 7r41n3r5! P1K4cHu 347 h15 5kull!

Number one thing ANY Anime character would never say:
Screw you Japan! Americans rock!

[Charizard_Fire_God]

Ash: Look, I'm not in the mood so just give me the darn badge so that we can go home and eat.
Brock: Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are both ugly. Barbara Streisand is prettier.
Misty: Ooooh, Brock, you can cook so well, what else can you do? *blink blink*
James: *waiting on the set* Are we on yet, 'cause I haven't finished putting on my lipstick.
Jessie: Do you think I should get a complete haircut, because this dandruff is starting to itch me.
Meowth: Hey Pikachu, PM me if you wanna be friends. ^_~

[obelisk-kun]

ash:hey pikachu *grabs thunder stone* evolve now

[Kurono]

Pokemon narrarator voice at end and/or start of episodes: Screw Pokemon.. I need a beer.

[digi-kun]

ok these are starting to get really cheesy and obvious...how bouts we let this dies in peace XD

[EvIL_CAjUN_CHIkIN]

Inuyasha:Wanna make out?
Kogome:Yeah, sure.
*kisses forever*
END SCENE.

XD

[Sorairo]

Fruits Basket

Tohru- I dont wanna clean! you do it!

Yuki- I was drunk last night...

kyo- Yuki's my best friend!^-^

shigure: Ha! I gotta gun!^^

Ill post some more later

[Rift]

Okay im bored and tired so work with me okay XD

Yugioh

Yugi: BLUURF BLOOGLY FLAR MINISHTAN! *eats all his cards*

Pokemon

Ash: FLICKNIRK NUBBY FLANICKERSTAN *flails around on the ground with a doughnut in his mouth*

Brock: OH MY GOD I HAVE NO EYES!!! *starts running into walls flailing his arms around*

[Tiger-chan]

Furuba

Shigure: I hate girls.

Akito: I'm gonna tell the world about our curse.



I can't think of very much at the moment...

[SBaby]

<As of this moment, I'm declaring Narrators as Anime Characters for the purpose of my posts. That being said...>

Cowboy Bebop


Jet
Ok, money's no object, so knock yourselves out!



Disgaea (And there is much rejoicing. Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Laharl
Who cares if I'm the Overlord?! Just let me go back to bed!!!


Pokemon


Narrator (When Charizard is doing his Flaming Seizemic Toss.)
What's that up in the sky? A flaming ball of fire? The remains of my illustrious career? No!!

[Artemis Enzeru]

Fullmetal Alchemist
Edward:Okay, okay...............I'lll drink milk!
Inuyasha
Sesshomaru:Maybe I should put aside this rivalry with Inuyasha. He will always be better than me.
Hellsing
Alucard:Drinking blood...............it's so wrong! From now on, I'm drinking Tomato Juice!

[Jeudi]

Takara Amakusa (Cross manga)
"Opps....I dropped my cross."

[Roxas]

Dragon Ball Z
Goku: We're all gonna die!

XD

[Wolf_Goddess]

(Dun dun dun, battle scene. Tohru vs. Ash)

Ash: Go Pikachu!
Tohru: *confused* Um...go Kyo! *tosses Kyo into battle arena.*
Ash: You can't throw a guy into the ring!
Tohru: Oh, uh...*hugs Kyo* Go, Cat Power now.
Kyo: I swear, once this is over...
(Ends)

Ash: I sold Pikachu for a buck fifty!
Misty: Forget Ash, I love BROCK!
Brock: *opens eyes*
Team Rocket: We're not hungry anymore!

[Inuyasha]

Inuyasha:

Inu -"OH, GOD! Hold on guys... I chipped a nail... Hey Fluffy... Yeah, you... Bro... get me your maicure set..."
Sesshy "I can't brother, I left it at Kouga's den last night..."
Hehe... erm... i mean...
... >.> Definatly wouldnt say that.

Paranoia Agent

Lil Slugger "Hey... I need anger management."

ROD.

Maggie and Michelle "Books suck."
Anita "YOU GUYS! BOOKS ARE AMAZING!"

>.> dont see that happ'nin.

[nicoleb]

Pokemon:

Satoshi: Wow, Kasumi! Nice Ruriri! Did you steal it from someone just like you stole my Togepi?

Yuki: Hey, Takeshi, will you take care of my Rokon for a while?
Takeshi: No.
Yuki: Why?
Takeshi: Because I can tell you're only using me, scank.

Haruka: Hey, guys! I've given up Contests! I'm gonna' compete with my friend, Yuuki in challenging all of the Gyms in Hoenn!

Jun'ichi: Kenta, Marina-chan is mine! Don't you touch her!
Kenta: Jun'ichi, I have never touched Marina. But, God, I have a hell of a lot a better chance than a fat and ugly pig like you ever will.

Marina: I don't like Wataru-sama anymore! He's a stupid goody-goody! My type of guy is someone who would destroy the Earth for the good of Pokemon!

Digimon:

Yamato (season 1): I'm a stupid, self-centered jerk. I try to act cool and indifferent, but every time a Digimon attacks, I scream like Pares Hilton would if would if her mansion burnt down!

Taichi (season 1): Hey, Joe, want a drink?
Joe (season 1): As long as it isn't anything with milk in it. I have a fatal reaction to milk.
Taichi: ... Just a sec'. *Fills soda can with milk* Here you go! *Hands cup to Joe*
Joe: Thanks! *Drinks* Ugh... *Dies*
Taichi: Sweet!

Takeru (season 1): I hate my brother. He's such a dush-bag. He thinks he's so good and stuff. Has anyone got a knife?

Yu-jyo:

Mokuba: I'm a spoiled and obnoxious little brat who loves himself because his brother, and not him, is world champion in dueling. Can someone please stab me?

Kaiba: I'm a stupid moron who can't accept the fact that Yami-sama is a better dueler than me. Can someone please stab me?

Kaiba and Mokuba's parents: We're Kaiba and Mokuba's parents. Most people think we died in a car crash, but we really stabbed ourselves because we were so sick of our stupid children.

Dragon Ball Z:

Chichi: Gohan, time to study!
Gohan: Go to hell, Mom. How would you like sitting in your room for eighteen hours a day and reading stupid books?! Oh, wait. How could you know? You live in a tiny cottage with no insurance.

Dragon Ball Z (4Kids Dub)

Goku: **** it! Oh, god, no! Oh, hell! ****! You bastard! Someone please kill me!

Maybe I came out a little bitter. But there are some characters that annoy the crap out of me.

[Inuyasha]

Pokemon:

Satoshi: Wow, Kasumi! Nice Ruriri! Did you steal it from someone just like you stole my Togepi?

Yuki: Hey, Takeshi, will you take care of my Rokon for a while?
Takeshi: No.
Yuki: Why?
Takeshi: Because I can tell you're only using me, scank.

Haruka: Hey, guys! I've given up Contests! I'm gonna' compete with my friend, Yuuki in challenging all of the Gyms in Hoenn!

Jun'ichi: Kenta, Marina-chan is mine! Don't you touch her!
Kenta: Jun'ichi, I have never touched Marina. But, God, I have a hell of a lot a better chance than a fat and ugly pig like you ever will.
Marina: I don't like Wataru-sama anymore! He's a stupid goody-goody! My type of guy is someone who would destroy the Earth for the good of Pokemon!

Digimon:

Yamato (season 1): I'm a stupid, self-centered jerk. I try to act cool and indifferent, but every time a Digimon attacks, I scream like Pares Hilton would if would if her mansion burnt down!

Taichi (season 1): Hey, Joe, want a drink?
Joe (season 1): As long as it isn't anything with milk in it. I have a fatal reaction to milk.
Taichi: ... Just a sec'. *Fills soda can with milk* Here you go! *Hands cup to Joe*
Joe: Thanks! *Drinks* Ugh... *Dies*
Taichi: Sweet!

Takeru (season 1): I hate my brother. He's such a dush-bag. He thinks he's so good and stuff. Has anyone got a knife?

Yu-jyo:

Mokuba: I'm a spoiled and obnoxious little brat who loves himself because his brother, and not him, is world champion in dueling. Can someone please stab me?

Kaiba: I'm a stupid moron who can't accept the fact that Yami-sama is a better dueler than me. Can someone please stab me?

Kaiba and Mokuba's parents: We're Kaiba and Mokuba's parents. Most people think we died in a car crash, but we really stabbed ourselves because we were so sick of our stupid children.

Dragon Ball Z:

Chichi: Gohan, time to study!
Gohan: Go to hell, Mom. How would you like sitting in your room for eighteen hours a day and reading stupid books?! Oh, wait. How could you know? You live in a tiny cottage with no insurance.

Dragon Ball Z (4Kids Dub)

Goku: **** it! Oh, god, no! Oh, hell! ****! You bastard! Someone please kill me!

Maybe I came out a little bitter. But there are some characters that annoy the crap out of me.

LMAO... nice DBZ...

Howabout this one...

Vegita- "Trunks... Your mother and I would like to talk to you about Sex."
Bulma- "Yes dear... You see... Sex... is fun."
>< sorry xD

>.> Would the FF movie be counted as anime? It is... animated... and all... Hrm...
Aki- "We need to find the Spirits to save Gaia!"
Cid- "Screw Gaia... I need a daiper change!"

[marillmonster2000]

Takeshi(Dubbed): Don't Worry, I Happen to Have Some Spare *reads Script* Pop..corn...Balls? Oh Come On For The Love Of God, It's ONIGIRI.

Luffy:Wow! A New Enemy! This Calls For A Well-Thought Out Strategy!

Yugi:I've Given Up Duel Monsters. Baseball Cards Are Where It's At Now!

Bulma:**** Studying. Let's Go Skydiving!

Kojirou:I'm Straight