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White_Winter_Wolf
June 23rd, 2005, 08:07 PM
Hey! This just a short one-shot I came up with so enjoy!
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"Luke, I am your father!" Luke looked at Vader confused and did a classic anime sweatdrop.
"And I'm engaged to Hon. Of course your not my father!"
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!!!"
"Are not!!!"
"ARE TOO!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, okay. I beleive you." Vader wiped his brow and looked at Luke.
"All this Arguing has made me thirsty, wanna get a decafe mocha chino?"
"Love one, Daddy'O."
"Daddy'O? I like it."

Evil Villian Cafe (looks like a Starbucks painted black and red)
Luke slurped is mocha chino and looked at Vader, "Sooo, if your my father, where's my mom?"
"Well, Padme only wanted me for my looks..." Luke snorted out chino from his nose. "What! I was very handsome!"
"Sure dad, whatever you say."
"Anyway, so we broke up then she had you. Padme was very pretty, but my heart belonged to another."
"Who?"
"Yoda." Luke faints.

Some evil place (I have no clue)
Luke opened his eyes and looked out his helmet. 'Huh... I don't remember falling alsleep herrrr... Helmet!'
"You like it?" Luke at the mirror Vader held open and saw they looked exactly alike.
"Actully, yes."
"Good boy. Now what to call you? Darth... Nickel, no... smiley, nope...um..."
"How about Darth Spader?"
"Love it!" So Darth Vader and Darth Spader/Luke left the room to live evily ever after... The End, I think. :D

oni flygon
June 23rd, 2005, 08:12 PM
er... well, it's creative... but it's just lacking in the whole seriousness of star wars and stuff.... sure it was funny... but maybe I expected more. I couldn't say that this is a story... more of something you post in a Star Wars discussion thread...

Happy Dude
June 23rd, 2005, 11:46 PM
Yeah, i thought it was kinda bad.

Murpheos
June 24th, 2005, 01:10 AM
Obviosuly a major dosage of the coffee there

Eon Trainer
June 24th, 2005, 07:46 AM
lol i think its really creative but it doesnt have the feeling of star wars in it