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Trainer Hook
June 25th, 2005, 10:05 PM
This is my star wars parody. Make up characters/Things that are in the real star wars. Don't use star wars, spaceballs, thumbwars, hardware wars, or any character already used in a parody/star wars movie.

Episode 1:
Anakin: Manequen Flyswatter
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Obee-Juan Jinnobey (3 wishes not included)
Qui-Gon Jinn: Quid-Gong Finn
Jar Jar Binks: Tar Tar Bonks
Boss Nass: Big Cheese Nays
Queen Amidala: Matriarch Palma Amygdale
Captain Panaka: Cpt. Pankake
Jabba the Hutt: Crabby the Uutt
R2-D2:
C-3PO:
Watto:
Yoda: Yurga
Mace Windu: Cudgel Breezu
Other Jedi Counsel Members (Make these up,8) : Yukk Foo,
Supreme Chancellor Vallorum: Supreme Councelor Valium
Senator Palpatine: Senator Palpyteen (yes he is a teen)
Nute Gunray: Mute Gundry
Rune Hakko: Prune Rachcho (ch=k)
Darth Maul: Darthy Small
Darth Sidious: Darthy Sinuous
Battle Droid: Armed Agression Droids
Destroyer Droid: Corrosion Droid

Episode 2:

Anakin: same as above
Obi-Wan Kenobi: same as above
Senator Amidala: same as above
Senator Binks: same as above
R2-D2: same as above
C-3PO: same as above
Mace Windu: same as above
Yoda: same as above
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: same as above
Clone Trooper: Duplicated Cannon Fodder
Count Dooku/Darth Tyrannus (Must have both): Count Dorky/Darthy Tie-Ranus
Nute Gunray: same as above
Rune Hakko: same as above
Wat Tambor: Rott Tambourine, Maker of Musical Instruments
Poggle the Lesser: Boggle the Greater, Confuser of others
Shu Mai: Shoe May, Leader of the Shoe Makers
San Hill: Sand Krill, Leader of a Desert World
Jango Fett: Mango Fatt
Boba Fett: Bubba Fatt
Taun We: Ton Wei, Maker of the _____________ (Clonetrooper Parody)
Lama Su: Llama Soo, Maker of the _____________ (Clonetrooper Parody)
Super Battle Droid:

Episode 3:

Anakin: same as above
Darth Vader: Darthy Grater
Obi-Wan Kenobi: same as above
R2-D2: same as above
C-3PO: same as above
Mace Windu: same as above
Yoda: same as above
Chewbacca: Chumbarkka
Padme Amidala: same as above
Supreme Chancellor/ Emperor Palpatine/ Darth Sidious: Same as above (both names can be called)
General Grievous:

Episode 4:

Luke Skywalker: Duke Flyswatter
Princess Leia: Princess Leila
Obi-Wan Kenobi: same as above
Han Solo: Kahn Loner
Chewbacca: same as above
R2-D2: same as above
C-3PO: same as above
Wedge Antilles:
Biggs Darklighter:
Darth Vader: same as above
Moff Tarkin: Miff Tarkio
Admiral Motti:
General Tagge:
Col. Wulf Yularen: Ulf Tulare
Stormtroopers: Furious Cannon Fodder
John Vander:
Jek Porkins: Jack Porkey

Episode 5:

Luke Skywalker: same as above
Princess Leia: same as above
Han Solo: same as above
Chewbacca: same as above
Lando Calrissian: Blando Calamari
R2-D2: same as above
C-3PO: same as above
Wedge Antilles: same as above
Yoda: same as above
Dak Raltar: Hak Radar
Admiral Ozzel: the Wizard of Ozzel
General Veers: Gen. Skids
Captain/ Admiral Piet: Captain/ Admiral Pieette
Darth Vader: same as above
Emperor Palpatine: same as above
Captain Needa: Captain Kneeda
Snowtroopers: Cold Cannon Fodder
Zuckuss: Sukkup
Dengar: Denary
IG-88: IX-49
4-LOM: 6- REM
Bossk: Bosky
Boba Fett: same as above

Episode 6:

Jabba the Hutt: same as above
Luke Skywalker: same as above
Han Solo: same as above
Chewbacca: same as above
Princess Leia : same as above
Boussh: Bausch
Lando Calrissian: same as above
Admiral Ackbar: Admiral Krackkbar
Nine Nunb: Mine Numb
R2-D2: same as above
C-3PO: same as above
Darth Vader: same as above
Emperor Palpatine: same as above
Moff Jerjerod: Miff Perjured
Royal Guards: Combat Bulwark

Other:

Millennium Falcon: Rusty Pigeon
Executor: Beheader
Home One: Abode 5
Tyrant:Paper Tiger
Stalker:
Avenger: Pacifist
Devastator: Overwhelmer
Tantive IV: Tontine VI
Death Star: Evil, Destructive, Sphere that destroys lots of things
Death Star II: Incomplete, Evil, Destructive, Sphere that destroys lots of things part 2
Jedi: Jedey
Jedi Master: Jedey Mastah
Lightsaber: Odd Colored Lazer Sword (think actual swords, like katanas and such)
The Force: the Farce
Jedi Counsel: Jedey Meeting Room
Rebellion: Defection
Empire: Dominion

Monetary Unit
Credit: Smiley face coin & Bills with faces of stuff

Creatures

Rancor(Episode 6):
Dianoga(Episode 4):
Dragonsnake(Episode 5):
Space Slug(Episode 5):
Wampa Ice Creature(Episode 5): Wampum Ice Creature
Tauntaun(Episode5): Tauten
Dewback(Episode 4):
Krayt Dragon(Episode 4[ I think]):
Reek(Episode 2):
Nexu(Episode 2):
Acklay(Episode 2): Ackley
Sarlacc(Episode 6): Carlucci
Great Pit of Carcoon: Lesser Hole of Croon

(More to come)

Post new names for the characters or others.
PM me if you have more things I could do a Parody of.

Players choose the character(s) they want to play as. Cannot choose: Obee-Juan Jinnobey or Bubba Fatt.
All items with a colon next to it needs to be parodized to start game.

Shadowfaith
June 26th, 2005, 01:31 AM
I think youre confused with what an RPG is. You see an RPG is a sort of story (not a script) in which members are given a small plot at the beginning and they must sign up with a character to take apart in the RPG.

Script is not aloud:

Me: Hey
You: Hey

but descriptive writing is a must have:

Rachel walked slowly down the street, hands hidden in the darkness of her pockets and head bent low.

The above is the proper way to RPG and to RPG you need members to sign up using a sign up sheet:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Description:
Personality:
History:
Other:

It is NOT a script in which you ask for advice on character names.

So read the RPG rules stickied at the top of the RPG section and read the 'RPGing what it all means' thread in the RPG lounge and you may want to take a look at some other peoples RPG to get a better understanding of what we are looking for.


OK ^ ^;;

*Closed*