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Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 04:08 PM
I've seen quite a few "businesses" operate out of Fun Time in PokLand: inns, cafs, restaurants, nightclubs, and the like. I figured that I should be different from the other "businesses," and here I am, the owner and operator of the PokCommunity's unofficial arms dealership. That's right: I'm selling guns from Fun Time in PokLand! My inventory is as follows:

Pistols
GLOCK 17/18 (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg15-e.htm)
Beretta 92/96 (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg07-e.htm)
Colt Python (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg69-e.htm)
IMI Desert Eagle (.357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, or .50 Action Express) (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg16-e.htm)
Heckler und Koch USP (Standard, Compact, Match, Expert, or Tactical) (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg11-e.htm)
SIG-Sauer P226 (9mm Luger, .357 SIG, or .40 S&W) (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg09-e.htm)
SIG-Sauer P228 (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg60-e.htm)
Fabrique Nationale Five-seveN (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg18-e.htm)
Shotguns
Franchi SPAS-12 (http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh14-e.htm)
Benelli M3 Super 90 (http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh15-e.htm)
Benelli M4 Super 90 (http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh19-e.htm)
Submachine Guns
Heckler und Koch MP-5 Navy (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg14-e.htm)
Heckler und Koch MP-5K (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg15-e.htm)
Heckler und Koch MP7 (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg49-e.htm)
Heckler und Koch UMP45 (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg16-e.htm)
Fabrique Nationale P90 (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg13-e.htm)
Ingram MAC-10 (.380 ACP, 9mm Luger, or .45 ACP) (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg22-e.htm)
Steyr TMP (http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg11-e.htm)
Rifles
IMI Galil (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as23-e.htm)
Kalashnikov AK-47 (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as01-e.htm)
GIAT Industries FAMAS (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as21-e.htm)
Colt M4A1 Carbine (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as17-e.htm) (attached M203 grenade launcher available upon request) (http://world.guns.ru/grenade/gl07-e.htm)
Colt/Fabrique Nationale M16 (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as18-e.htm) (attached M203 grenade launcher available upon request) (http://world.guns.ru/grenade/gl07-e.htm)
Heckler und Koch G3 (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as12-e.htm)
SIG-Sauer SG-550/SG-552 (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as25-e.htm)
Steyr AUG (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as20-e.htm)
Steyr Scout (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn37-e.htm)
Accuracy International Arctic Warfare Magnum (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn06-e.htm)

All items are guaranteed in stock! I also do special requests: name the weapon, and I'll find it for you! My only precaution is this: Don't blur the line between the Internet and real life, but I'm sure that y'all are smart enough to make that distinction, right? Right? O_o; Anyways, come to Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory for all of your weapon needs here at PC!

Sincerely,

Jack O'Neill, Owner and Operator of Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 04:40 PM
aww... no melee weapons... i like swords ;_;
well im lovin that rifal! Colt/Fabrique Nationale M16 with attached M203 grenade launcher can i take it?

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 04:53 PM
Like I said, serpenter, I also do special requests; I can get you items not normally in the inventory, like swords. Oh, and here's your M16 with attached M203 grenade launcher, like you requested. *gives serpenter his requested weapon* Thank God for unlimited supplies.

Chairman Kaga
July 6th, 2005, 04:54 PM
The Heckler and Koch MP7, please. It's small and chunky--I can sneak up to my enemies by convincing them that it's made by little tykes and is nothing more than a super soaker. The art of deception is as deadly as any gun.

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 04:58 PM
OK, here's your MP7, Chairman. *gives the Chairman his MP7* Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory: Over [insert number here] Customers Served!

Customers Served (w/ requested weapons)
serpenter (Colt/FN M16 w/ M203, two sabers, ten sticky grenades)
Chairman Kaga (H&K MP7)
NiNGi's Worst Nightmare (NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle w/ 7.62mm rounds, W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters)
Kratos (Desert Eagle .44 Magnum)

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 05:02 PM
The Heckler and Koch MP7, please. It's small and chunky--I can sneak up to my enemies by convincing them that it's made by little tykes and is nothing more than a super soaker. The art of deception is as deadly as any gun.
yea, but i can walk up to someone and say"dont move or im blowin your head off"
the art of threatning is better

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 05:03 PM
I'm gonna request something a little...different. I would like a NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle with 7.62mm rounds. Please and thank you! :D

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 05:06 PM
Your request has been filed and processed, NiNGi's Worst Nightmare, and here's your NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle with 7.62mm rounds, like you requested. *gives NiNGi's Worst Nightmare his requested weapon, along with the corresponding ammunition*

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 05:07 PM
Alright! Time for some...fun. :badsmile:*runs into the nearest building and starts climbing the stairs*

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 05:19 PM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/serpenter/saber.jpg
can i request two of them?

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 05:21 PM
Sure! *gives serpenter his two sabers* You can request as many weapons as you want (within reason, of course).

Chairman Kaga
July 6th, 2005, 05:27 PM
yea, but i can walk up to someone and say"dont move or im blowin your head off"
the art of threatning is better

It's better for them to not see it coming. That way they can't use that split second of warning to move, get out their own knife/gun/etc.

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 05:30 PM
i geuss... but i prefer to scare em...

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 05:30 PM
Alright...Lemme see what this can do...*aims for a can and fires* *ding* Bullseye! Oh, wait...Serpenter's eye...Oops...*runs*

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 05:35 PM
*chases after ningi with sabers...*
IF I ONLY HAD A COLT M4A1 CARBINE ID SHOOT YOU...oh wait.. i do :D
*shoots at ningi*

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 05:38 PM
OH CRAP! Wait, I'm on a roof, and he's down there...Okay, I'd like to order a second weapon of a different type...a W.A.S.P (Wide Area Saturation Projectile) with satchels and rocket canisters.

Oh, and just for fun...*shoots serpenter's other eye*

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 05:47 PM
Done and done. *gives NiNGi's Worst Nightmare his W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters*

Oh, and I thought serpenter ordered an M16, not an M4A1...

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 05:52 PM
No take-backs! And because I'm feeling nice, I'll let you in on a secret: this new gun is designed to take out VEHICLES! *loads a satchel and shoots serpenter*

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 05:52 PM
oops... wrong weapon i used... my bad...
ow i only have one eye left...well i geuss im a mutant ^_^

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 05:54 PM
And now you have a satchel stuck to your chest...Way to go...*laughs and loads a rocket canister*

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 05:58 PM
umm can i have 10 sticky grannaids[spelling]/bombs
umm i love you...[its a dare;_;]

Kratos
July 6th, 2005, 05:59 PM
Can you get a .44 magnum for me I would really appreaciate that thanks.

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 05:59 PM
NiNGi's Worst Nightmare, serpenter, please don't fight in the armory. It scares away the customers. That, plus I've got explosives and volatile chemicals lying around all over the place; one stray shot is all that's needed to blow up the whole place and deny you and the other potential customers a reliable source of weapons.

Oh, and one more thing... *gives serpenter his 10 sticky grenades and gives Kratos a Desert Eagle .44 Magnum* Since you didn't specify a specific gun model, Kratos, I'm giving you a Desert Eagle, OK?

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 06:01 PM
i want my bombs!
i love you[sigh]

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 06:01 PM
Sir, yes sir! *salutes* We will bring our fighting elsewhere, or cease fighting at all.

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 06:06 PM
i want my bombs!
Your request has already been filed, serpenter.

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 06:07 PM
sticky bombs? *checks list*
i love you

Kratos
July 6th, 2005, 06:08 PM
I could have specified the model and everything but I was in a rush. But I can live with the Desert Eagle.

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 06:10 PM
*pats Kratos on the back* Well, you can always place a second order...*runs away laughing* By the way, there's a satchel on your back...

Kratos
July 6th, 2005, 06:12 PM
O c***!!!!!!!!* I'll spare you the gory details*

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 06:14 PM
*turns to serpenter* How are YOU doing, One-Eye? Oh, that reminds me...*runs*

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 06:16 PM
girr! *throws sticky bomb*
i love you

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 06:17 PM
Yeah, those pack alot of "love" all right...*counters it with a satchel*

FYI, satchels are like sticky grenades, but with a timer.

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 06:18 PM
yea... umm...*is blown up*
the love thing is a dare -_-
i love you

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 06:21 PM
*gets right arm blown off* AW CRAP! That was my throwing arm!

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 06:35 PM
What did I say about fighting in the armory?

serpenter
July 6th, 2005, 06:43 PM
take it outside... sorry... *walks out*
i love you

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 06:45 PM
What did I say about fighting in the armory?
^Can I put that in my sig?

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 06:48 PM
^Can I put that in my sig?
Yes, you can if you wish. There's nothing stopping you.

manectric_chief
July 6th, 2005, 06:54 PM
I want the M4A1 carbine(with grenade launcher plz), and the Five-seveN

Lil' Schu
July 6th, 2005, 06:56 PM
You never know when someone is going to get you. Hehe. I'd like the GLOCK 17 please. Style is as important as tactics. And, I'd like a holster. ^^;

Jack O'Neill
July 6th, 2005, 07:17 PM
Done and done. Your weapons will be arriving...now. *gives manectric_chief his Five-seveN and M4A1 w/ attached M203 and gives Lil' Schu her GLOCK 17 w/ holster*

Customers Served (w/ requested weapons)
serpenter (Colt/FN M16 w/ M203, two sabers, ten sticky grenades)
Chairman Kaga (H&K MP7)
NiNGi's Worst Nightmare (NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle w/ 7.62mm rounds, W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters)
Kratos (Desert Eagle .44 Magnum)
manectric_chief (Colt M4A1 Carbine w/ M203, Five-seveN)
Lil' Schu (GLOCK 17 w/ holster)

manectric_chief
July 6th, 2005, 07:20 PM
great, now *goes outside*, who's messing with me?

Lil' Schu
July 6th, 2005, 07:29 PM
*magically teleports to the Small House thread* Whoever comes in my room next is in for a big shock. XD

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 06:19 AM
*finishes welding on a robotic arm* Alright. Now that that's over with...*picks up W.A.S.P and walks outside* What should I shoot...?

manectric_chief
July 7th, 2005, 06:24 AM
Hey PUNK! I've got many bullets with your name on them!, starts firind the Carbine to NWN

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 06:28 AM
*runs and loads a rocket canister* Let's see you EAT THIS! *fires at manectric chief*

manectric_chief
July 7th, 2005, 06:29 AM
*jumps to a cliff to dodge rocket*
Explosives eh? *fires grenades to NWN

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 06:34 AM
*runs inside the armory and climbs to the roof* Time for the precision rifle...*starts firing at manectric chief*

manectric_chief
July 7th, 2005, 06:38 AM
*uses a Michael Jackson puppet to distract NWN, uses laser sight to aim and fires carbine*

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 06:42 AM
*hides n the ventilation shaft* Oh crap...THIS may take a while...

manectric_chief
July 7th, 2005, 06:51 AM
*fires a grenade into the shaft*
That's easy

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 06:54 AM
*falls out through the laundry chute* Well, that was lon--*sees the grenade* Aw crap! *dives into the nearest dumpster*

manectric_chief
July 7th, 2005, 07:00 AM
*blows up the dump with several grenades*

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 07:04 AM
*pokes head out of the dumpster* It seems safe...*dumpster walls fall down* Aw crap...This really isn't my day...

manectric_chief
July 7th, 2005, 07:20 AM
*starts running after NWN, shooting all resident evil 4 ish, like:Te voy a matar!!!!111

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 07:24 AM
*throws out alot of satchels like a mine field* Ha! That should stop you! *starts running again*

manectric_chief
July 7th, 2005, 07:26 AM
*shoots mines rom a safe distance, then runs towards NWN screaming and shooting*
Te voy a romper en pedazos!!!!!!

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 07:40 AM
*runs into the armory and uses the pay phone* Yes, mental institution? I have the perfect addition to your "members only" program. He's right here in front of the Fun Time Armory.

manectric_chief
July 7th, 2005, 07:45 AM
Good!, bring them here!, I need more victims, and oh, sorry, gotta kill you now
*destroys the phone cabin*

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 11:00 AM
*phone booth walls fall* Why does that keep on happening?! *puts manectric chief in a straightjacket*

Chiru
July 7th, 2005, 11:28 AM
Dude. I need a weapon for that "Locked in a small house" thread. Got any Uzi's? Or maybe an M-16? XD

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 11:29 AM
If you want a weapon, get a TZS-93 Magnetic Rail Driver. It can fire through walls, people, elephants, etc.

Esupio
July 7th, 2005, 12:10 PM
any rocket launchers I SEE NO ROCKET LAUNCHERS
I want an mt 40 rocket laucher and a master sword style sword

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 12:11 PM
I have the second best thing: the W.A.S.P. It's designed to take out heavily armored vehicles.

Jack O'Neill
July 7th, 2005, 05:50 PM
Dude. I need a weapon for that "Locked in a small house" thread. Got any Uzi's? Or maybe an M-16? XD
any rocket launchers I SEE NO ROCKET LAUNCHERS
I want an mt 40 rocket laucher and a master sword style sword
Your requests have been fulfilled. *gives Chiru-chan dual Micro Uzis and an M16 and gives Blazin Espio an MT 40 rocket launcher and a master sword-style sword* Oh, and one more thing... *gives Chiru-chan a TZS-93 Magnetic Rail Driver* You'll be needing that a lot in the small house, Chiru-chan. ^^;

Customers Served (w/ requested weapons)
serpenter (Colt/FN M16 w/ M203, two sabers, ten sticky grenades)
Chairman Kaga (H&K MP7)
NiNGi's Worst Nightmare (NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle w/ 7.62mm rounds, W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters)
Kratos (Desert Eagle .44 Magnum)
manectric_chief (Colt M4A1 Carbine w/ M203, Five-seveN)
Lil' Schu (GLOCK 17 w/ holster)
Chiru-chan (Dual IMI Micro Uzis, Colt/FN M16, TZS-93 Magnetic Rail Driver)
Blazin Espio (MT 40 rocket launcher, master sword-style sword)

serpenter
July 7th, 2005, 05:53 PM
can i have another few hunderd sticky grennaids...i seem to have ran out

Overlord IX
July 8th, 2005, 06:48 AM
Intresting setup you got here.
*leans against the counter*
Do you have any 12-Guage Shotguns?

Kira
July 8th, 2005, 08:36 AM
Can I have a Desert Eagle .44 Magnum? Thank you.

Esupio
July 8th, 2005, 08:56 AM
*blasts you all to some place a long way away and slices CHESSE up with sword*
I LOVE THEM basically

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 8th, 2005, 02:43 PM
*yelling from down the street on a building* Hey, Espio! I see you! *starts shooting the precision rifle*

Jack O'Neill
July 8th, 2005, 10:37 PM
can i have another few hunderd sticky grennaids...i seem to have ran out
Intresting setup you got here.
*leans against the counter*
Do you have any 12-Guage Shotguns?
Can I have a Desert Eagle .44 Magnum? Thank you.
All of your requests have been fulfilled. *gives serpenter 100 sticky grenades, gives Overlord IX a Benelli M4 Super 90 and a Franchi SPAS-12, and gives Kira a Desert Eagle .44 Magnum* You're welcome, Kira. ^^;

Customers Served (w/ requested weapons)
serpenter (Colt/FN M16 w/ M203, two sabers, 110 sticky grenades)
Chairman Kaga (H&K MP7)
NiNGi's Worst Nightmare (NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle w/ 7.62mm rounds, W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters)
Kratos (IMI Desert Eagle .44 Magnum)
manectric_chief (Colt M4A1 Carbine w/ M203, FN Five-seveN)
Lil' Schu (GLOCK 17 w/ holster)
Chiru-chan (Dual IMI Micro Uzis, Colt/FN M16, TZS-93 Magnetic Rail Driver)
Blazin Espio (MT 40 rocket launcher, master sword-style sword)
Overlord IX (Benelli M4 Super 90, Franchi SPAS-12)
Kira (IMI Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, lightsaber)

Kylie-chan
July 9th, 2005, 12:57 AM
Guys, you're getting a bit spammy in here... stay in the armory, okay? -.-;

Cybex Mewtwo
July 9th, 2005, 06:42 AM
Yo, do you have any rocket launchers? I LOVES LARGE EXPLOSIONS!!! And Kamas, do you have any of them?

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 9th, 2005, 10:21 AM
Charmander

How many times do I have to say W.A.S.P? It has the firepower of a tank turret and is SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO TAKE OUT ARMORED VEHICLES.

Cyndaquil (14)

Cybex Mewtwo
July 9th, 2005, 10:54 AM
How many times do I have to say W.A.S.P? It has the firepower of a tank turret and is SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO TAKE OUT ARMORED VEHICLES.

I'm fine without that. I would rather have one of those old-fashioned ones from Resident Evil. I like those.

Kira
July 10th, 2005, 08:14 AM
So, a small question: Can i take a lightsaber to go?

Jack O'Neill
July 10th, 2005, 12:38 PM
Lightsabers? OK. *gives Kira a lightsaber*

Kira
July 10th, 2005, 01:15 PM
Yay! I got one :P *Take sit and leaves*

Jack O'Neill
July 15th, 2005, 04:45 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE: The following items have been added to the catalog:

SIG-Sauer P228
Steyr TMP
Steyr Scout
Benelli M3 Super 90
In addition, the catalog links have been changed to ones from this site: http://world.guns.ru/main-e.htm. No matter what you do, DON'T click on the banner ads or any of those weird buttons. All of these changes have taken effect on the very first post; click here (http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?p=1329336#post1329336) to refer back to it.

Sincerely,

Jack O'Neill, Owner and Operator of Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory

Chairman Kaga
July 20th, 2005, 02:54 PM
I have been dilenquent in my duties to this thread! O_O;

Say, you have any two-shot derringers? Like the one that killed Abraham Lincoln?

Jack O'Neill
July 20th, 2005, 07:35 PM
Derringer pistols? I've got a few of those lying around somewhere. *gives the Chairman a two-shot derringer pistol* As for Cybex Mewtwo's requests... *gives Cybex Mewtwo a Shoulder-Launched Multipurpose Assault Weapon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoulder-Launched_Multipurpose_Assault_Weapon) and two kamas*

Customers Served (w/ requested weapons)
serpenter (Colt/FN M16 w/ M203, two sabers, 110 sticky grenades)
Chairman Kaga (H&K MP7, two-shot derringer pistol)
NiNGi's Worst Nightmare (NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle w/ 7.62mm rounds, W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters)
Kratos (IMI Desert Eagle .44 Magnum)
manectric_chief (Colt M4A1 Carbine w/ M203, FN Five-seveN)
Lil' Schu (GLOCK 17 w/ holster)
Chiru-chan (Dual IMI Micro Uzis, Colt/FN M16, TZS-93 Magnetic Rail Driver)
Blazin Espio (MT 40 rocket launcher, master sword-style sword)
Overlord IX (Benelli M4 Super 90, Franchi SPAS-12)
Kira (IMI Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, lightsaber)
Cybex Mewtwo (Shoulder-Launched Multipurpose Assault Weapon, two kamas)

Cybex Mewtwo
July 21st, 2005, 04:35 AM
YEAH!!!!! EXPLOSIONS RULE!!!!!! And these kamas rock! Time to attach them with a chain......*CLICK*....now let's rock and roll!!!