Monty Python Fan club

[Legendary_Master]

This is the MOnty Python fan club. Here you can talk about well....monty python.

Rules:
1) NO spamming
2) Any rude language and your out (except if ur using quotes from the series)
3) Have fun.

Owner:
Legendary_master

Co-Owners:
Bakuru kun

Members:
Da fool
Ranusha
Lightning
White_winter_wolf
Thomas-san
smart_arty
00zero

[Bakura-kun]

Neat! I shall join! I've only seen The Holy Grail so far, is trying to get hold of the others though. :P Oh. Can I be co-owner please? ^_^

[Smarties-chan]

I want to join monty python is just hilarious.

[Bakura-kun]

Heehee. Welcome to the club, smarty_arty. :D

[Ranusha]

I'll join!!! KILLER RABBIT!!! I love that.

[Bakura-kun]

Yay, Ra's joined! ^__^ *huggles Ranusha*

[Thomas-san]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Here they are a standing in a row! Big ones small ones some as big as your head XD

I'll join~

[Bakura-kun]

Cool, welcome to club. XD We need topic. :P

[White_Winter_Wolf]

I love Monty Python. I have ever single episode on DVD!!! Plus the Holy Grail! Did you know the made a play off that? It's called Spamlot and its on Broadway right now! Its hiliras!(sp?) My favorite songs are "A Song Like This" and "Whatever Happened to My Part." I've got the lyrics if you want them.

[Ranusha]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM. <<<<<<That is funny.

[Lightning]

I'll join. I loooove Monty Python. xD I've seen most of the episodes (probably all, but none recently ;_;) and I have the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and And Now for Something Completely Different on DVD... along with a CD of their skits. ^__^;

Lol, I love the Spam one, the Cheese Shop, and Upperclass Twit of the Year. XDD

[Ranusha]

Killer Rabbit!! I so want that plushie. *wishing upon a star for one*

[Bakura-kun]

Teehee. xD My favorite part of The Holy Grail (since is only one I've seen so far) is... The Knights who say... NI! (My little group at school use that name as a team name during quiz nights etc. :P)

[Da Schwarz]

w007 for Monty Python, I've seen alot of the skits on BBC

[Legendary_Master]

ok people heres is the first topic about monty python:
Which is better? LIFE OF BRIAN or HOLY GRAIL

[Ranusha]

Holy Grail!! That was so easy!!

[Smarties-chan]

Holy grail was much funnier even though life of brian was good too.

[Da Schwarz]

Holy Grail wins it cause its the only one ive seen all of, several times

[Ranusha]

Killer Rabbit. I saw slippers of it. I also saw a giant plushie!!

[Legendary_Master]

so its a verdict the holy grail is very holy.
now then:
the knights who say NI NI NI NININININI lol

annoying, funny, or ur own verdict?

[Legendary_Master]

Bakuru kun u may b co-owner.!!!!!

[Da Schwarz]

hey all how about this skit here

Man: 'Evening, squire!
Squire: (stiffly) Good evening.
Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean,
nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
M: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
S: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes.
M: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,
knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
S: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
M: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a
wink to a blind bat!
S: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
M: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
M: Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
S: Well, I, uh....
M: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
S: Um, she likes sport, yes!
M: I bet she does, I bet she does!
S: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
M: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been
around a bit, been around?
S: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.
(pause)
M: SAY NO MORE!!
M: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
S: I wasn't going to!
M: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay?
"Photographs, ay", he asked him knowlingly?
S: Photography?
M: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
S: Holiday snaps, eh?
M: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know,
CANDID photography?
S: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
M: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
S: Look... are you insinuating something?
M: Oh, no, no, no...yes.
S: Well?
M: Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
S: Yes...
M: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh....
You've "done it"....
S: What do you mean?
M: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
S: Yes....
M: What's it like?

[Smarties-chan]

hey all how about this skit here

Man: 'Evening, squire!
Squire: (stiffly) Good evening.
Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean,
nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
M: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
S: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes.
M: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more,
knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
S: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
M: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a
wink to a blind bat!
S: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
M: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
M: Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
S: Well, I, uh....
M: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
S: Um, she likes sport, yes!
M: I bet she does, I bet she does!
S: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
M: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been
around a bit, been around?
S: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.
(pause)
M: SAY NO MORE!!
M: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
S: I wasn't going to!
M: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay?
"Photographs, ay", he asked him knowlingly?
S: Photography?
M: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
S: Holiday snaps, eh?
M: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know,
CANDID photography?
S: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
M: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
S: Look... are you insinuating something?
M: Oh, no, no, no...yes.
S: Well?
M: Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
S: Yes...
M: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh....
You've "done it"....
S: What do you mean?
M: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady....
S: Yes....
M: What's it like? Yeah I've seen that one many times and it still cracks me up I sometimes start nudge nudge wink winking to my brother :P well has anyone heard the lumber jack song (don't know what it's called and I've forgotten most of the words) EDIT
*Goes to look in the internet for the words*found them this is the best :D.
I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)

Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!
I got this from http://www.intriguing.com/mp/ it's got a lot of monty python stuff :)

[Da Schwarz]

cool i have both on a cd along with the albatross skit and the crunchy frog skit

[00Zero]

May I join!^^^ I love this club

[Da Schwarz]

welcome to the club whats ur fav skit?

[Legendary_Master]

of course u can join.
so everyone. what do u think of the knights who say.... NI NI!!!?

[Kiora]

heh heh heh..I do love the Lumberjack song, but I think my fave skit is confuze-a-cat..i ended up being confused myself. I'm so happy for digital cable...They offer BBC as one of the channels and almost every weeknight at 8:00 there is an Episode of Monty Pyton's Flying Circuses*begins to march along to opening theme*

ALL HAIL MONTY PYTHON!

can I join?

my favorite actor though would have to be john Cleese, or maybe the guy who played teh Lumberjack(name escapes me atm)