Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because you don't want milk from a dog o.o

has anyone seen my cow !_!

[eX.A.K.R.]

Yes. It's in space.

Why did the local bus company made pointless new bus routes and amendments and cut backs to existing ones?

[Ibuberu]

Uh...because the sky ish purple in color??
YAY PURPLE!!!!XD

Why is the world round and not square?

[Kroko_Boy]

So you dont fall of!Why am i posting??

[Shiny Meganium]

Because you're bored. Why is my science teacher so evil?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because life is composed of "Johnny: The One Celled Boy" XD

Why is Johnny a one celled boy o.O

[Yuna-chan]

Because he is what he is and thats what he is? O.o

Why is Johnny a Lunatic?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because there is not better Luna Tick than John E XD

Why is everybody scared to poke me to death o.O XD

[Yuna-chan]

Who said I was scared? *pokes Johnny to death*

Why did I poke Johnny to death?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

*is poked to death* *dies*

yay =D XD

you pokedeth me to death because I asked you to and you are a very brave/not scared girl and with that you would never give me a cookie =D XD

Why am I so random ? o.o

[Digital Mage]

Becuase the spanner of plim told you you are.

why do I love Pie so much?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because I like cookies =D

Why do I like cookies? XD

[Yuna-chan]

Cause he told you to! *points to a telephone pole*

What forces me to come back to this random place?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because life is like a magnet, except, live is on the opposite end of a magnet XD

Why have I no friends? *covers friend list* XD

[Yuna-chan]

Im your friend! *pokes to death agian*

Why don't I have any friends? *grabs friends list and hides*

[eX.A.K.R.]

Because you hidden them.

Where does the six train go?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

to the eight mountain of doom

How come YunaofMoonlight is my friend yet no one else is o.O

[Yuna-chan]

Cause I is? >.>

Why is up down?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because you are right and I'm wrong...I mean left! XD

Why doesn't anyone sprite often now a days

[Yuna-chan]

Cause he said so! *points to the same telephone pole*

Umm... Why do i live in a box?

[Smarties-chan]

Because the world is square o_O

What is pie?

[Shiny Meganium]

Pie=3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 and something yummy!

What is a pineapple made of?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

cheese =D

what is a cookie made of? XD

[Yuna-chan]

If you knew you'd never eat another cookie =P

Where do posts go when they die?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

They go to my post count, I collect dead post counts =O

I like cheese, is it true?

[Yuna-chan]

No, it's false!

Where'd I leave the remote?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

I'm sorry, it's over here, you'll have to comeby and pick it up o.O XD

Where is the sky pink?

[Yuna-chan]

In your own warped little mind XD

Why do I always end up posting after Johnny?

[Alter Ego]

It's all because of them darn EU regulations.

Why am I feeling so hyper even though it's almost 2 AM around here?

[Kinzu_kiwi]

Because I am controlling your small mind.

em yebo.

[Ibuberu]

Uh......wha?XD

Why do the labels on mattresses and other thingys say 'Do not pull'?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because it wants you to disobey it XD

Why am I different from you? yes, you. XD

[Dogboy2709]

uh.. i don't know

what is 2x-200=5x+86?

[Digital Mage]

I get enough of this in school. I hate collecting like terms.

If I came up behind you with a meat cleaver what would you do?

[Rai]

Scream. I hate meat.

Will the Earth explode in 300 years?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

If I die in 7 days, then yeah XD

Am I going to die in 7 days?

[Digital Mage]

Only if you watch the ring..........or possibly scary movie 3.

How tall is the worlds tallest man?

[Rai]

He is 13' 04 feet tall O.o;;;;

SAY WHAT?!

[Digital Mage]

Okay, "what".

Knock knock.

[Dogboy2709]

WE GAVE IT THE OFFICE!

UM.. What is A question?

(try to ask a stupider Question then that!)

[Yuna-chan]

Something ending with a "?" I think.

Whats that? *points at nothing"

[PrinceOfDarkness]

that's me ;D

Why is the sky blue? XD

[Yuna-chan]

Cause space is black, duh.

Why does johnny always put the XD face after his questions?

[Dogboy2709]

becuase he can

can i eat candy?

[Yuna-chan]

No you cannot. Cause it's mine!

Can I go home now?

[Dogboy2709]

no you can't. you are my hostage

can i go to Lyoko?

[Yuna-chan]

Maybe,if you don't miss the bus >.>

why is air invisible?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because gas sometimes isn't :P

why isn't the sky pink? I reallly want the sky pink !_! XD

[Yuna-chan]

Cause it knows you want it pink.

Why do I post in here so much?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because if you didn't, you would die of ... I mean randomiality loss XD

What was I about to say? XD

[Dogboy2709]

Transfer Dogboy2709 Scanner Dogboy2709 Virtulization

can i burp?

[Yuna-chan]

No you cannot.

*runs into a wall* Ow.. who put that wall there?

[Dogboy2709]

Who Cares? *Burps*

how do i get to Lyoko?

[Yuna-chan]

You don't, cause it don't exist -_- sorry to crush that dream XD.

How do I get out of here?

[Dogboy2709]

you don't and yes i can go in my imagination.

is this a question?

[Kroko_Boy]

you don't and yes i can go in my imagination.

is this a question?
I dont know??Why did i got lost in the woods today??

[Dogboy2709]

'cause you did not bring a map.

what is a pokémon?

[eX.A.K.R.]

You need Wikipedia for that.

8888R?

[Digital Mage]

I...Don't...know.

abcdef...?

[Yuna-chan]

Thats as far as you got on the DUI test XD

why am I me?

[darkgamerGS]

Because I can't be you, and neither can you, so nobody's you, except for you
What do you put at the end of a question?

[GodofPH]

Ummm, I think you put a dog at the end of a question

why are we humans here on Earth?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause mars was already taken.

Why does soda fizz?

[Amy-chan]

Because the gravitational pull of the moon makes it fizz.

Why did we break up?

[Yuna-chan]

Because.... *has no idea*

When was there something to break up from in the first place?

[midnightmyuu]

when the worm wiggled

how does a mushroom sing?

[Dogboy2709]

a singing mushroom? Where?

*burp*Why*burp*do*burp*I*burp*keep*burp*burping*burp*?
Translation: Why do I keep burping?

[GodofPH]

Because you angered a gypsy who then placed a burping curse on you!

How come the Ninja Pirates won't come to my house when I summon them?

[Kid Frost]

why is shrek fat and green

[PrinceOfDarkness]

because Shrek wants to be the new Jolly Green "Giant" XD

Why does Johnny only like Old School Slipknot

[Dogboy2709]

I have no clue

why don't I have off on monday?

[Amy-chan]

Because the board of education is ebil. :(

Board? Is that a plank?

[Dogboy2709]

yes. it's the plank that Jhonny 2 x 4 carries around. on ed, edd, and eddy.

how do i post a reply?
(try to ask a stupider Question then that!)

[allen95]

hoo inventid money and candy

[Digital Mage]

The god of all things great.

What does this button do?

[Dogboy2709]

no don't prees that *Thread explosies* it's the threads self-desturct button

is a gameboy food?

[Rai]

Yes! *eats one*

Do cats wear socks? O.o;;

[Dogboy2709]

yes. *puts socks on my cat*

can pokémon talk like humans? (excluding meowth from team rocket)

[Rai]

No. They are too dumb.

Who's there? O.o;;;;;

[Yuna-chan]

It's me!

Why does this thread get more insane by the post?

[Dogboy2709]

because i said so

why..um..um..um..couldn't i think of a question?

[Yuna-chan]

Because your too busy thinking of Aelita from Lyoko

Why is dogbog so addicted to Lyoko?

[Dogboy2709]

Who said i could'nt be?

why did YunaofMoonlight spell my name wrong?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause she... err I.. was typing fast XD

Why does all of dogboys posts have something Lyoko in them.

[Dogboy2709]

because i want them 2 and if i don't X.A.N.A. will take over these forums

why does she keep asking me stuff about Lyoko?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause your sig is full of lyoko and im out of ideas.

Why am i out of ideas?

[Karasuma]

Cause your in love ^-*

Why am I acting weird? 0_0

[Dogboy2709]

because you ARE weird!

*FARTS* why did i just Fart?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause.... *smell lingers over here* *gags and dies*

......Should I go towards the light?

[Karasuma]

No...come back to earth.

Is Dogboy right about me being weird? *_*

[Dogboy2709]

yes i am


*Falls alselp* zzz.. how...zzz.. can..zzz..I...zzz..type...zzz...this..zzz..when I am... sleeping?...zzzzzzzzzzz

[Karasuma]

cause your sleepwalking.

Am I super ultra weird? >_<;

[Dogboy2709]

no you are not that weird

What does LOL mean?

[Karasuma]

Laughing Out Loud

Are you Blackies pair?

[Dogboy2709]

thats a stupid question yes i am

what is this thing? *points to a tv*

[Karasuma]

Its a screen

Why is prince chralie in the can?

[MAR Heaven]

He is looking for some peas.

Why did John go to the supermarket

[Yuna-chan]

Cause he was out of soda!

Why are they throwing pudding snowballs in winter DCC? XD

[MAR Heaven]

because they ran out of chocolate. :D

Why is Billy crying?

[Karasuma]

Cause his PKMN PC wont work.

Why is there no monkey in your Signature when I click?

[Ibuberu]

Uh...because the Earth ish sphererical in shape??

Why does a mango taste like a mango?

[Digital Mage]

Because it is a mango.

Why can I only go invisible when nobody's looking?

[eX.A.K.R.]

Because if they see you, you are no longer invisible.

767568795438974927946239473897489127394937?

[Munashii]

Oh yeah! I love it!

What is a Full Metal Alchemist?

[Digital Mage]

What is that?

Is it a bird, is is a plane, is it superman! no! What is it then?

[Ibuberu]

Uh...Marcaroni and cheese!!

Quack,quack,quack??

[Yuna-chan]

Duck! XD No really, duck! *ybur_angel gets hit with a frisbee*

Umm... Who threw that?

[Karasuma]

It was george bush.

Who won NJ's election?

[Ibuberu]

Owwies!!!
*chews on frisbee*

Who won??
Custurd pie!!!!And,Jigglypuff!!!^^

Who invented the telphone?

[Karasuma]

It was Prof. Oak^^

Who invented school?

[Yuna-chan]

the devil! *runs*

Umm.. Why does school start so early? *falls asleep on desk*

[Karasuma]

Cause its the devils rules *protects you*

Who invented the white house?

[Ibuberu]

Uh...cause....apple pie ish good!!!

Where'd the frisbee go??
*looks around*

[Karasuma]

It was a frisbee? Oops *__*;

Uh why is there detention?

[Yuna-chan]

Edit: got beat to the post =X

Cause the teachers made it up just for you..

Why do you get detention?

[Karasuma]

nope it feels just fine.

Who ate the frisbee?

[Yuna-chan]

ybur_angel

Was it good???

[Karasuma]

Uh well dont know.....

Where is sir Mostachon?

[Yuna-chan]

Who?

Why is the forum so quiet?

[Ibuberu]

Pickles!!!(Yummy,good frisbee,Yuna!!^^)

Why does the Moon comes up at night??

[Karasuma]

Cause the mods are taking a break *__*

Where is my hat?

[Ibuberu]

In my stomach!!!

Where's my goldfish??

[Karasuma]

I ate it for breakfast

Who here knows Six Flags?

[Yuna-chan]

Me me me! *runs from acrophobia* not agian! noooooo!

Why am I so afraid of heights?

[Karasuma]

Cause we all throw up.

Who here rode the Nitro?

[Ibuberu]

MY FISH!!*cries*

Uh..cause the atmosphere ish purple in color??

Does the Sun set in the East or West or South??(XD)

[Karasuma]

Uh you posted two of those.

Why do I must go toschool now?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause the cops chase you in the door.

Why does the earth go round and round?

[Karasuma]

So that we get more juice.

Why is christmas so cool?

[Ibuberu]

(I know.Darn,I'm so impatient!!>_<)

Cause the man said so.

Why'm I so impatient??

[Digital Mage]

It's inherent to people who use forums.

which way is left & which way is right?

[Dogboy2709]

eat some pizza and you will have your anwser.

D-D-Do you have it? D-D-Do you have it? D-D-Do you have it? GUTS! ?

[Yuna-chan]

maybe

why does blackie want to glomp you so bad? XD

[Karasuma]

eat some pizza and you will have your anwser.

D-D-Do you have it? D-D-Do you have it? D-D-Do you have it? GUTS! ?

Heck yes.........nope *__*;

Are people supposed to each ice cream in one cone?

[Dogboy2709]

why don't you dig up the person who invented ice cream and ask him?

what is the sercret slime action?

[Karasuma]

The one they used to show in Nick jr.?

Why havent I've seen The angry beavers in a while?

[Dogboy2709]

e-mail nickeloden

why is turbonick basicly always down?

[Karasuma]

cause I dont have DSL ;_;

Where can I watch rockos modern life?

[Dogboy2709]

turbonick

why am i running out of Questions?

[Karasuma]

Its because i'm such a fhjdshfshfahdjfha

Why do I wanna see Hey Arnold?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause he's got a football head!!!

Umm... Why am I so sleepy?

[Karasuma]

Cause we've talked all day^^

Why am I in wuv?

[Dogboy2709]

brcause you like old shows

i have to go to bed. why?

[Karasuma]

Cause Mr. Krabs says so

Why do I always talk something about Nick?

[Ibuberu]

Obviously cause those little creepy voices in your mind tell you to.o.O

Why do I watch television??

[Karasuma]

cause its good for you.

Ah!!! where's my hat?

[Yuna-chan]

I have it! *puts on my head and runs*

Why did I steal your hat?

[Karasuma]

cause it fits you ^_^

Where can I buy a new hat?

[Yuna-chan]

You could just ask for your old one back ^.^

Why am I here?

[Karasuma]

Cause you like this forum and me too ^_^

Will I get my hat back?

[Yuna-chan]

Yes, *throws your hat back*

Why do I gotta go to next class soon and leave PC? =/

[Karasuma]

Cause we all hate school *__*;

Why do I gotta go to school?

[Dogboy2709]

because the evil bored of education said so

want an oreo cookie and milk?

[eX.A.K.R.]

Ermm... why not give it to the cats?

Lucky draws held by local bus companies = ?

[Dogboy2709]

????

is my pop-tart cold yet?

[Shiny Meganium]

Nope, it will be in three minutes though.

What colour is a plant?

[Dogboy2709]

whatever color it wants to be.

why am i borad?

[Digital Mage]

Because no-one is posting.

Why do I feel so strange?

[Ibuberu]

That is the way of life,young grasshopper.XD

Why do the fishies in my fishtank have a tendency to fight with each other?

[Dogboy2709]

because they are evil

why do i feel the need to poop?

[Ibuberu]

Ah,that,my son,is a question none can answer.XD

Which came first?
The chicken or the duck?XD

[Dogboy2709]

that don't make sense.

*eats TV* Why did i eat a TV?

[Karasuma]

cause I missed sponge

why am i so tired?

[Dogboy2709]

cause it's 8:25 pm my time

Pika pika pi?

Translation: Why am i talking like a pikachu?

[Karasuma]

Cause your a Pokemon.

Why am I gonna watch bobobo-bobo-bobobo?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause your mentally unstable

Why do you act so crazy?

[Karasuma]

because I am justa little.

why am I really lazy?

[Dogboy2709]

because you are

Why did i forget bobobo-bobo-bobobo was on tonight?

[Karasuma]

Because its not even shown on Toonami

Did I miss DBGT?

[Dogboy2709]

no you did not it had not been on for 6 months


ummm...duh? why can't i think of a question?

[Karasuma]

Cause Im watching ZB now.

Why is my avatar so small?

[Dogboy2709]

because you want it to be.

why am i thirstey??

[Karasuma]

cause sparkachu said so.

Did I missed yuyu hakusho today?

[Yuna-chan]

They acually still show that? O.o

Why am I watching Zatch Bell?

[Karasuma]

cause the kitty just died.....

Why am I so cold?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause Im not glomping you =P *glomps*

Better?

[Karasuma]

Yep....better^___^


Why am I so very shy now?

[Dogboy2709]

because you are!

why is my butt itchy?

[Karasuma]

cause you got antz in your pants

why am i listening to LP?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause you love it ^.^

Why does he love Lp so much?

[Karasuma]

Because they are my idols ^___^

why are they my idols?

[Dogboy2709]

because they are

why is this my only question?

[Karasuma]

Because Im watching Naruto

wat episode is it?

[Dogboy2709]

i have no clue

why do i have no clue?

[Karasuma]

cause you aint watching it.

why is inari crying?

[Dogboy2709]

actullay i am watching it. he drowed

can i let my pikachu ask a question?

[Karasuma]

But I dont understand PKMN

Is there a translator in da house?

[Dogboy2709]

huh?

Pika pika Pikachu pika pi?
Translation: Why doesn't MT understand pokémon?

[Karasuma]

cause I speak Digimon.

Wheres Argrumon?

[Dogboy2709]

wheres who?

Pikachu pika pi?

Translation: who is digimon?

[Karasuma]

He's Luffys brother

Wheres Luffy?

[Dogboy2709]

under that tree

a tree? where?

[Karasuma]

Stuck under the clouds

Did someone saw Pokemon:Shadows today?

[Dogboy2709]

pokemon:shadows? Where?

*Burps* why did i burp?

[Karasuma]

Yes you did

Can someone tell me wat happen on Pokemon:Shadow?

[Dogboy2709]

pokemon shadows? which ones?

why is a dog sniffing my butt?

[Karasuma]

Cause he loves the smell of but

Did Wes beat the Gymleader of granderturn town in Pokemon Shadows?

[Dogboy2709]

i guess so

are you talking about pokémon XD?

[Karasuma]

No the new Pokemon series in japan

Can someone tell me were to download episode 125 of pokemon shadows?

[Dogboy2709]

do you understand japNESE?

why is that caps lock key so annoying?

[Karasuma]

cause it fixes errors.

Can I search pokemon shadows on limewire?

[Dogboy2709]

whos stoping you?

do i have a question?

[Karasuma]

No.....................

Does Misty apear in episode 234 in Pokemon Shadows?

[Dogboy2709]

I DON'T KNOW!!!

why do you ask stuff about a series that did not come out in US yet?

[Karasuma]

Cause its really good.

Will I ever download all episodes of Pokemon Shadows?

[Dogboy2709]

stop asking stuff about PS
PIKACHU!
Translation: Yeah!

is pikachu really a god?

[Digital Mage]

If not how did it get its own fanbase?

Can you repeat that?

[Dogboy2709]

That

Does a keybored type?

[Flashmew]

No It doesnt! But it can..

Why is your name DogBoy? are you a dog Oo, all the other names were taken, or just a boy that loves dogs?

[Digital Mage]

What else would it Do?

What is the answer to like the universe & everything.

[Flashmew]

What is your question
What else would it Do?
Or
What is the answer to like the universe & everything.

[Digital Mage]

What is your question

Or

the first one is in answer to dogboy's question.

My previous question.

[Karasuma]

um answer a qwestion please?

so wat is thiat

[Digital Mage]

That is someone saying "um I did. I said my previous question that still remains unanswered.

Again*sighs* What is the answer to life the universe & everything.

[Karasuma]

^ watching pokemon shadows

< where is mostachon?

[Flashmew]

What is the answer to life the universe & everything.
I dont know! - was that a stupid answer? xD

Why does girls think too much but dont understand anything?

[Digital Mage]

Maybe because you're not making sense when you talk to them.

What in the world is that?

[Karasuma]

^ never seende pokemon chadows

^ thinks it cool

[Flashmew]

What 'that' is? it is a word i guess

Why does girls think too much but don't understand anything also when you make sense ? xD

[Karasuma]

^^ has seend pokemon Shadows

< wat eppy? 237?

[Flashmew]

Why is MT posting in the wrong thread? there you go a stupid question answer it and win $10000

[Digital Mage]

^^thinks this is the one above.

If 'that' is not a wod then what is it?

[Flashmew]

'it' is also a word! ^^
Why am I so cool??

[Karasuma]

cause i tough you was a she

is she a he?

[Flashmew]

No she is not a he, but he is a she!

What did I mean with my answer? ^

[Digital Mage]

I....Don't....know......*faints of exhaustion*

Is ' ' a word?

[Karasuma]

Meh have no clue.....

wat he say is what

[Digital Mage]

Sorry i wasn't listening.

How do you define a word?

[Karasuma]

lol,,, cant sey


wat did he say?????

[Flashmew]

How do you define a word?
When you think that it is a word!

What is the differense between fat people and snolax people

[Digital Mage]

I've never heard of a snolax person.

How do you define a n00b?

[Flashmew]

How do you define a n00b?
http://www.thedigi-zone.com/Images2/DEF/_n00b_.gif
n00b

What is a Pokemon?

[Karasuma]

^ thinks he's a No0b but not.

< is sleepy

[Digital Mage]

answerin^^ an amalagamation between the words pocket & monster.(I'm still on words)

^should go to bed.

What is the cure to cancer?

[Karasuma]

I dont know.......

Is there a cure for snorlax-itis?

[Flashmew]

yes Kiss them it always helps

Question: I am a moderator?

[Digital Mage]

Answer: you wish.

When will I get bored of this?

[Flashmew]

When will I get bored of this?
when you get bored!

Question: Why am I so cool?

[Digital Mage]

correction: no matter how hard you try you'll never be cool.

Why does ^ think he's cool?

[Flashmew]

Why does ^ think he's cool?
Because he is! - that is most logic
and ^ name is Mr. Cool xD

What is a man-eater

[Karasuma]

I don't know.

Don't you wanna? wanna fanta

[Digital Mage]

You could say that.

Why does ^^ still thinks he's cool.

[Flashmew]

That is not a stupid question -
good question .. let me think! dunno .. maybe

Quesion: Why is MysticTrunks' name MysticTrunks!

[Karasuma]

Because I was once username: SuperTrunks

why you ask?

[Flashmew]

Because, the topic is about to find on a stupid question!

What am I not paired yet?

[Digital Mage]

Because no-one wants to pair with you.
Why change super to mystic?

[Flashmew]

Because .. SuperFlashmew came - and he was not super anymore!

Question: Why am I in love now?

[Karasuma]

Cause its the way i.........


what was the ????????

[Flashmew]

Find out your-self
Why does it say .. message too short

[Digital Mage]

the ????????? or the ?????????

who or whom?