Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

[Karasuma]

My gramps rose again.


Who farted in here?

[Digital Mage]

It was flashmew.

Why does it smell so much?

[Flashmew]

Because .. you have a kadabra in your sig!

Am I really the best?

[Digital Mage]

No of course not. you don't even know the differencr between a kadabra & an alakazam.

Why does ^ thinks hes the best?

[Flashmew]

because everyone says that ^ is the best
what is Digital Mage's problem?

[Digital Mage]

I am very stressed today.

Why do I have to log off now?

[Flashmew]

because I made you flee

Devil Jin or Flashmew?

[Digital Mage]

Devil jin.

How am I on this website at school?

[Yuna-chan]

The page filter dosen't catch it.

Why do we chat here in school instead of work?

[Digital Mage]

Because the work is crap?

why is the work crap?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause its stuff we will never use.

Why do they teach us things we will never use?

[Karasuma]

because thats school for ya....


V why did I beat you DIGI?

[Digital Mage]

No idea

Why did mystic trunks beat me to post?

[Karasuma]

Because I got the fastest Low-speed internet

Why he mad at the speed? =P

[Digital Mage]

Cos my speed is crap.

Why is my speed crap?

[Karasuma]

cause i need to buy another

Why did U called Digital Mage?

[Flashmew]

I am called Flashmew!! ..
Why does Flashmew think that he is so super COOL XD?

[Digital Mage]

Because he had an accident that caused his ego to inflate.

Why?

[eX.A.K.R.]

Because he breathed too much carbon monoxide.

Where did those fumes come from?

[Digital Mage]

Global warming.

Now, come to me. What! why didn't it work?

[Flashmew]

Because you are a bad man!!

Hot or Cool?

[Digital Mage]

cool.

Why does an elephant have four legs?

[Flashmew]

Because the elephant's mother also had four!!

Who is cooler.. Flashmew or Digital Mage?

[Digital Mage]

Obvious answer. Digital Mage.

Why are we both obsessed with coolness?

[Flashmew]

Obvious answer. Digital Mage.

Why are we both obsessed with coolness?
The topic is get a stupid answer! .. so the stupid answer is Digital Mage! Flashy wins xD

Because .. I am cool and ..ehmm you are not! :\ I am confussed now!

What is the meaning of life!

[Digital Mage]

All shall be cool.

Why does he have to make my answer contradictory all the time?

[~JapaneseWolf]

why do i love eevees? digital mage because you asked a stupid question.

[Digital Mage]

because they're so evolvable.

Does it always have to be a stupid answer?

[Yuna-chan]

Cause the thread title said so.

Whys it so hot in this room?

[Digital Mage]

Because there is a heater.

If you could blow up the world would you?

[Yuna-chan]

No, cause then I'd have nothing to do.

Why would you want to blow up the world?

[Digital Mage]

Maybe you lived on mars.

Do you live on mars?

[Yuna-chan]

No I live on Jupiter.

Do little green people live on mars?

[eX.A.K.R.]

No, they live on Earth.

Then what's on Mars?

[Digital Mage]

grey people.

Where do the green people live?

[Flashmew]

on the sun maybe?? .. who know's!!

What is the point of this thread?

[eX.A.K.R.]

The formula Indians use to make contact with the Japanese and Meowth.

Is there a point to life?

[Flashmew]

Yes! Go to school, get a good job so your kids can go to school and get a good job so their kids can go to school and get a job!! - well it have been like this for ages so .. xD

Why do I hate dancing?

[Digital Mage]

Because you're crap at it.

What's so good about cheese?

[Tiger-chan]

It's pink, that's what.

Why do I love cats?

[Digital Mage]

Who doesn't? maybe you were a cat in a past life.

What's the best type of cat?

[Tiger-chan]

German Shepard. o.O

What is an algorhythm?

[Digital Mage]

the opposite of an ingorithm.

What is an ingorithm?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

a mathematical term for 5/9
whats my username?

[Tiger-chan]

BatPoke_XD

What's a 5?

[Digital Mage]

1 more than a 4.

What is the centre of the known Universe?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

simple its me
whats on the side of my bullet? (nickleback song ^^)

[Digital Mage]

The name of the bullet maker.

Where is happiness?

[Tiger-chan]

Here at PC. Where else

Where am I?

[Digital Mage]

At your computer.

Who invented pie?(the food not the number)

[It was funny when I typed it.]

the person next to me
where is here?

[Digital Mage]

Next to you.

how do you go invisible?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

by waering the clock ill hand you, make sure you dont drop it :P
are you soft skinned ? O.o

[Digital Mage]

I...don't...know.

What exactly is soft skinned?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

youll know if you have it XD
do you have a tourniquet?

[Digital Mage]

Only the song.

What is a torniquet?

[Tiger-chan]

A singer.

What is a what?

[Digital Mage]

it is a what what in the what what.

Where is a what?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

i believe its something to do with drinking blood, as in "jesuses" / someone special's blood or sumthing similar
there next to thw when
who wants free candy cane?

[Tiger-chan]

That tree over there.

Where is a why-of-how?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

next to the dog chasing that mouse
is your heart of misery beating?

[Digital Mage]

It may be.

Is your heart beating at all?

[jimbobjo]

of course not

do pens walk?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

*feels chest* i cannot find anything
when your hands are holding it
are you gonna learn to crawl?

[Tiger-chan]

No, only vacuums do that.

Are you a cat?

[Digital Mage]

No I am a flying tiger.

Why would you crawl if you could fly?

[jimbobjo]

its more fun

why do tvs walk?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

No I am a flying tiger.
Why would you crawl if you could fly? beacuse your spiderman O.o
to cross the road
arent you spiderman?

[Digital Mage]

Yes of course I am.

Why am I?

[Tiger-chan]

Because of dogs.

Why is how?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

a raadioactive bat bit you
when is where
do i know to much about your life?

[Tiger-chan]

No, everything you know is nothing.

Is bold itallic?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

no italic is bald
do yu like your two seater?
i gotta stop using my music for inspiration XD

[Tiger-chan]

It is gone.

By what name is a chrysanthemum called?
http://photobucket.com/albums/v356/blinkiebases/th_KittenCuteOdd.gif

[jimbobjo]

killer whale

what meat do pills take

[Tiger-chan]

Pie. Sour apple.
What is a j00?

[jimbobjo]

3 letters

what is black and smelly

[It was funny when I typed it.]

my socks....
will you try to say never?

[jimbobjo]

maybe if the time is right

is batman evil?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

as much as a law enforcer
who wpould win the chicken or the fox?

[Tiger-chan]

The egg. o.O

What is a monopod?

[charizard_maa]

A thing that does this and that is able to be a chicken

What is a cat to the 10th power?

[Flashmew]

a Big Cat? xD
Why do I hate cats?? .. they are so stupid and annoying!

[Digital Mage]

Because you're an idiot.

Are cats stupid & annoying?

[Flashmew]

thank you!!
and yes they are ^.^

Do you like snow??

[It was funny when I typed it.]

only when its not snowing
whats 10 past 3?

[Digital Mage]

13:24:35:46:57: or something like that.

What is discharged when a proton decays into a neutron?

[jimbobjo]

a bit of strange

whats milky and tangy?

[Karasu]

The rotten cheese I kept in my belly button for 8 months.
Why can't whales fly?

[Digital Mage]

Because they prefer to swim.

What's brown & sticky?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

ewww... thats well i cannot even speak of it *vomits*
whats needs attention almost everyday?

[Digital Mage]

An annoying little brother.
(a stick is brown & sticky!)

How long till apocalypse?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

ill be dead way before that O.o
what question cant yo uanswer yes to?

[Digital Mage]

Are you gonna say no? You can't answer yes or no to that.

Yeah but am I bovered?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

no but peegy and albert square are :P children in need :P
i was actually quoting the batman," are you sleeping?" :P
when does the day start?

[Digital Mage]

Just after the end of it.

Are you related to chaz & dave?

[~JapaneseWolf]

why no why seriously why do people steal others art and claim it as themselves that made it?

[Digital Mage]

Because the're no good dirty rotten work stealin art thiefs.

Would you like a loan? have you been turned down in the past? are you struggling with keeping up repayments on your mortgage? Well now it's easy just call 555-RIP OFF.

[Rai]

*calls number*

Hello? Operator? IS ANYONE THERE!!!!?

[Digital Mage]

*auromated voice says*We are currently ripping someone else off right now. your call is very important to us, please hold.

yeah but no but yeah but what're ye doin?

[Dogboy2709]

waiting for Blackie to get online

why not click here?

[Digital Mage]

because it doesn't lead anywhere.

What should we do with kevan.brain.org?

[Dogboy2709]

make a pettion online to stop it! DUH!

how can we do that?

[Digital Mage]

That's your job to figure out.

Where?

[Karasu]

Somewhere.
Why don't websites have spiders on them?

[Dogboy2709]

they don't beacause they have cyber-spiders

why? What? Who? where? When? and how?

[Digital Mage]

42

What in lyoko is that?

[Dogboy2709]

a number of X.A.N.A.'s monsters

BURP!!! Pikachu?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

the only gay in the village :P
when will you realise your not?

[Digital Mage]

when they stop making them.

What're they doin on our like patch yeah but no but yeah but sorta fing?

[Dogboy2709]

umm.. 98?

butter toast, where?

[Digital Mage]

in the toaster.

pssst what's my line?

[Dogboy2709]

it's on TO TELL THE TRUTH!

When is press your luck on?

[RedGyarados]

Who's YOSHI from pokemon.

[Dogboy2709]

YOSHI is not in pokémon

When is press your luck on?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

every second, go turn the tv on....
will you fly away with lucifers angel?

[Dogboy2709]

what the ...?

can i throw the game?

[Smarties-chan]

The mighty cradily has give human kind free will...

What the heck did my answer mean?

[Rai]

Mutant Monkies!!!

Who stole the cookie from teh cookie jar?

[Digital Mage]

I DID!!!

What's that? I've never seen anything like it?

[Yuna-chan]

Its a.. *gets hit with a brick*

Ow.. who threw that?

[eX.A.K.R.]

I saw a Pikachu named ConfusingBus859 doing it.
(this is actually a rant in disguise about the rerouted bus routes in the area I live in...)

Are fonts really Pandora's boxes?

[Digital Mage]

I don't fink so.

How do you do that?

[White_Winter_Wolf]

I didn't!
Why did I answer that?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

no idea.....
what would you never change if you could relive your life?

[Digital Mage]

I would never change this post.

Would you sell your soul for a donut?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

if it was a custard filled donut
will you "promise to keep your heart broken?"

[~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~]

Not one bit! Haha! XD

Should a bomb go off now?

[Digital Mage]

If I press this button.

Should I press the button?

[Linoone]

nope, you'll make me sad
should I destroy the evil button?*faints*

[It was funny when I typed it.]

gowon then am i bovered though
am i BOVERED?

[Digital Mage]

Ger out er my pub!!

If a=6 what is 5a?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

a bit of cash for children in need
will you take the shot for me?

[Digital Mage]

If you show me how.

Who told you that?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

the rasmus
would you jump of a building for cin?

[Digital Mage]

If cin=money.

Where's my elephant?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

um its behinf the ant O.o
wheres my cat?

[Yuna-chan]

Digital Mage ate it.

Dude, wheres my car? XD (had to do that)

[It was funny when I typed it.]

i wouldve thought about giving it back if you paid the bills............ok you cannot give me any money now since i sold it
will you give me one more last dance?

[Digital Mage]

*dodges question & waits for it to hit Yuna.*

Where does that lead?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

not the back seat of the car if that what your thinking O.o
yea but no but yea , you understand?

[Yuna-chan]

*gets hit with other question* No but he will XD *redirects at Digital Mage*

Why is school back tommorow? =/

[Digital Mage]

Because tommorow sucks.

Have you seen my friend andy? he was here. He's actually in a wheelchair. Can you help?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

no but i did se chaz an dave
can you die by jumping?

[Digital Mage]

If it was off a cliff.

What is one of the two isotopes of hydrogen?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

that hockey team =D
when will you be famous?

[Digital Mage]

Not long now.

The two isotopes of hydrogen are Deuterium & tridium. Is that right?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

O.o could be *brain overload*
need cabbage?

[White_Winter_Wolf]

Want cabbage... /drools/
Am I over preppy and excited?

[Digital Mage]

Yeah.

What did I just say?

[White_Winter_Wolf]

"Something i don't like.
Why did I use a quote there?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

i did what
"how could you be so full of hate?"

[Digital Mage]

Because there is nothing else in my broken soul.

Wasn't it supposed to be more dramatic?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

umm maybe
what does the word "dramatic" mean?

[Digital Mage]

Something like with more emphasis & acting.

Where can I get a good dictionary?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

just like everything ebay!!!! but it might be bootlegged O.o
do we escape "just you and me"?

[Digital Mage]

What would be the point? it's great here.

Should I publish stickdeath in all major bookstores?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

only if you type the whole book here XD
when will i be bothered to continue playing pokemon XD?

[Digital Mage]

When it gets good again.

Why has the DCC gone dead again?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

oinly time will tell, tell what i have no clue XD
what came first meat or vegetables?

[Digital Mage]

Meat.

What came first turkey or egg?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

the yolk O.o
what came first plants or animals? :P

[Digital Mage]

Animals

What came first The internet ot hell?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

the internet is hells grandpa =0
what happens when the door closes?

[Digital Mage]

The universe is compacted into something called the dead zone.

What happens when you press the off button?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

the world stops moving on its axis
when will i think of a good question?

[White_Winter_Wolf]

When the question thinks of you.
Did I just atemp to quote Socrates?

[Amy-chan]

No, Plato.

Is living in a computer a waste of time?

[Karasu]

No, the computer has a clock built into it.
Toto Too?

[Karasuma]

Toto is very Coco.

What time is it in england?

[Karasu]

Time for tea.
Gernamblaphlangenschwartz?

[Amy-chan]

No.

An insanal toaster?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

with the brains of a human OMFG help *screams*
which is better?

[Digital Mage]

hhhhmmmm..... that one.

falling or flying then falling?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

falling straight on my arse =0
can i get a coke nowww?

[Shiny Meganium]

Go ahead, buy one!

How many chickens crossed the road last night?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

fifteen but only one survived the chef onslaught O.o
what was the chickhens name?

[Digital Mage]

'kfc dude'

What happened to 'kfc dude'?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

that was his name =0 i heard he went to kfc and never came back.......
whats happend after chaz and dave came in?

[Digital Mage]

They bought a new washing machine for peggy mitchell.

What're they like doing on our patch like yeah bur no but sorta fing?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

telling people in albert square they cant afford washing machines XP
do you do the pants dance?

[Digital Mage]

I do the pants dance.

Who told you that?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

richard macort and dominic wood AKA **** 'n' dom :P
is ity weird that i know their names?

[Digital Mage]

Yes it is.

What's my real name?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

chaz....or it could be dave,but am i bovered though?

[Digital Mage]

Nah not realy.

What are you doing about..............now?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

getting out of my pub O.o
do you feel lucky, or do my bouys have to deal with you?

[Digital Mage]

I feel lucky...punk.

Are you gonna or am I gonna have to make you?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

youre gonna ave to make me!!!!
night after night do you wake up and feel like dying?

[Digital Mage]

meh......... sometimes.

Originally posted by Red Dwarf
Can I have a triple fried egg sandwich with chilli sauce & chutney?

Message isn't realy too short

[It was funny when I typed it.]

i dont speak alien O.o or english
is that your hand on my girlfriend? i wish youd do that again, ill watch you leaving limping :P
so is it?

[Digital Mage]

No it's actually my whole arm.

Originally posted by Me
Can you think of a stupid answer?

[Amy-chan]

No....unless....the stilt thieves....

Can you hear the drums Fernando?

[Digital Mage]

Nope only djembe drums.

What happened to pocoyo?

[Amy-chan]

He...uh.... was eaten. By sharks.

Is the Microwave ebil?

[Digital Mage]

No only what's indide it.

What is inside it?

[Amy-chan]

A twisted heart made of a black, leather-bound book.

Where on earth did this answer come from?

[Digital Mage]

Your boundless imagination

What is that *points somewhere*.

[Amy-chan]

A turkey! *runs*

Have you heard?

[Digital Mage]

No I haven't

Heard what?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

you know!!! dont tell me you dont know,
do i have to explain it to you?

[MAR Heaven]

Yes you do!

Why are there monkeys in the Ocean?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

the celbrities took over the jungle
why did they take over?

[MAR Heaven]

Because Donkey Kong Ran away

Why is the sky blue?

[jimbobjo]

because i said for it to be

why is my cat fat?

[Amy-chan]

Because....you fed him too many little children. O.o

Are you SURE the sky is blue?

[Digital Mage]

No it is orange on wednesdays.

Is it me or is existence too random?

[Amy-chan]

Yeah, it is. I mean, it's so complex and organized, it HAS to be random!

*turns on interrogation spotlight* Where were you tomorrow?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

i answered that yesterday
wheres my charmander?

[Dogboy2709]

in a vending machine

Where were you on the day of today?

[pika57]

Where i was.

what are you looking at?

[Amy-chan]

....Nothing.... *shifty eyes*

Is that what I think it is?

[pika57]

No its what you think your not seeing

is the sky bluer than green without yellow

[Karasu]

Ish Brown.
Wussupwitdat?

[Amy-chan]

Nothing, it's down.

How can an innocent puppy be evil at the same time?

[Dogboy2709]

RANDOMNESS YEAH!!!!!

pika pika pi?

[pika57]

pikachu pikpika pika pikapi!Pikachu!

Why did the chicken stare at me?

[Dogboy2709]

because it does not like who you are mimic.

are videotapes for eating?

[Amy-chan]

Nope, drinking.

McGonnagal x Dumbledore? o.o

[pika57]

on saturday nights don't go into the headmasters room.....

do i look good?

[MAR Heaven]

Yes so nice ill take a picture

How old am I?

[Team-Aqua-Admin]

You're 45 divided by 3.

Why are whales so big?

[MAR Heaven]

THEY eat to much

Why do I like Pokemon

[pika57]

choclate falls from the sky.

why are what?

[Amy-chan]

....ketchup.

Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker?

[Digital Mage]

Well the...I'm confused!

when the future is hidden who holds the key to destiny?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

the janitor
when is tommorrow?

[Digital Mage]

after today

When will yesterday be?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

never!! yesterday never comes
can there be?

[Digital Mage]

Im some rent in the space time system.

what is Poké-Munna's new avatar & banner?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

i dont know...
who is this Poké-Munna?

[Digital Mage]

He's behind you.

When the ninth gate calls who can resist it's summons?

[Dash]

The gates' guardians :p

Why isn't there pokemon in the real world?

[Digital Mage]

Because they are called animals.

What the smeggin smegs he smeggin done?!?!?

[eX.A.K.R.]

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

Dear?

[Digital Mage]

...Uncle Jim, I am off to...

If 10=a what does 123454321=?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

axsxs
why do we exist?

[Digital Mage]

To cause pain to others.

something that sounds like a question?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

yea i believe so....
are you gonna answer yes to this question?

[Digital Mage]

maybe I am maybe I won't.

What is wrong with the guy in ^'s banner animation?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

depression kills....
when is there?

[Digital Mage]

The question is...actually what is the question

...when is where?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

blah blah blah yakidy shhmackady
now who wants some good old OJ?

[Digital Mage]

Blah pll pll blah *spit's wildly*

Bl Plah pll balh bllllr?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

ugh-ugh taz hate water, taz hate water
taz dear your bath is ready are you coming?

[Digital Mage]

bllaaaah taz don't like WATER!!

Something taz ot one of his friends would ask?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

um i knew that.....
do i look like a dingo?

[Digital Mage]

No more like a wombat.

What should I do with my last five quid of money?

[It was funny when I typed it.]

give it back to the world and bury it, or plant it >D
isnt that the same thing?

[Digital Mage]

Pretty much, yeah.

What would happen to you if I said levicorpus?