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Eon-Rider
August 10th, 2005, 05:44 AM
This thread is back!
Umm... yeah.

Well basically, give a stupid answer the the post above and the post your own stupid answer!

I'll start:
Why are round pizzes served in a square box?

Edit: Please don't go completely off-topic. Some of you are giving answers that don't even relate to the question!

Dragon-Chan
August 10th, 2005, 05:51 AM
Becuase the sky is blue!

Why do so many people think Dragons don't exist?

masquerainmistress
August 10th, 2005, 06:09 AM
Because Pikachu poked them with a large dragon nonexistance stick.

Why do I have so much music by the pillows on my Wpm playlist?

Chikara
August 10th, 2005, 06:19 AM
because your puppy said to

why are midgets so short?

Cybex Mewtwo
August 10th, 2005, 07:17 AM
Because people like sandwiches.

Why do firemen wear red?

Amy-chan
August 10th, 2005, 07:40 AM
Because the evil hairmonster blackmailed them.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Alter Ego
August 10th, 2005, 08:11 AM
Because it was sick and tired of being asked why it did.
What does purple smell like?

the skate board kid
August 10th, 2005, 09:49 AM
Like cake

Who are the Who?

~TSBK~

Chikara
August 10th, 2005, 10:05 AM
the pizza!

why do dreams seem yellow?

Alter Ego
August 10th, 2005, 11:12 AM
Because blue was already delegated to visions.
What is the sound of toast?

Amy-chan
August 10th, 2005, 01:30 PM
The fat lady singing.
Why do elephants like cheese?

Deadly Aim
August 10th, 2005, 05:10 PM
They are actually some weird form of mutated sofas.
Why is it that randomness resides in a squishy green paycheck?

obelisk-kun
August 10th, 2005, 05:22 PM
because the monkey will kill the whales if it doesn't
why do monkey's eat spam

Deadly Aim
August 10th, 2005, 05:36 PM
They like the hot and burning sensation that burns a hole in their tongues.
Why is it that this board has skin like a chameleon?

obelisk-kun
August 10th, 2005, 05:56 PM
the half monkey half chamelion jedi master wishes it to be.
why are most whales allergic to the ancient aztecs

Deadly Aim
August 10th, 2005, 06:03 PM
Montezuma put a curse on Shamu the first.
Why do the deer and the santelope play?

obelisk-kun
August 10th, 2005, 06:18 PM
because **** you is heard a discouragin phrase and the skys are not sunny all day
why do 50% of al lizard suck on pickled frog feet

ArchAngel
August 10th, 2005, 06:20 PM
because that is the stupidest question yet!

y do you park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Deadly Aim
August 10th, 2005, 06:34 PM
Because the world is a giant epileptic.
Why are so many falling to the dancing trapinch?

obelisk-kun
August 10th, 2005, 06:37 PM
because they don't think that chibi dancing mawile is cute
why are clams so clamy

Deadly Aim
August 10th, 2005, 06:39 PM
The government doesn't want you to know.
What is it with Paranoia Agent's Lil' Slugger?

Dragon-Chan
August 10th, 2005, 08:39 PM
Hats are nice.

Why do Dragons breathe fire?

Camp Kill Yourself
August 10th, 2005, 09:29 PM
Because breathing water would be just plain lame.


What the hell is a banana phone?!

Eon-Rider
August 11th, 2005, 01:47 AM
It's a banana that makes old people think it is a phone.

If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

Camp Kill Yourself
August 11th, 2005, 10:12 AM
...Yes.


Can I have a cookie too, Eddy?

Deadly Aim
August 11th, 2005, 06:26 PM
Yes; the plastic cow just ate your disco ball.

What is the difference between that which goes blip and BLEEP?

Dragon-Chan
August 11th, 2005, 07:24 PM
Trapinch does the Dragon Dance!

Why do all fully evolved Dragon-types excpet Kingdra and Lati@s have a 4x ice weakness?

Kid Frost
August 11th, 2005, 09:45 PM
Why is barney purple, and why is the computer i bought black

Alter Ego
August 12th, 2005, 04:45 AM
Because the giant goldfish had predicted it to be so.
Did you remember to feed the goldfish Edmund?

Deadly Aim
August 13th, 2005, 12:00 PM
No, but Big Bird did.
Where and why what was who?

Alter Ego
August 13th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Forty-two and a half, but only on Tuesdays. Otherwise, the answer is pie or, alternatively, cheese if there's an 'N' in the month.
Where do babies come from?

Deadly Aim
August 13th, 2005, 01:09 PM
Rite Aid Ruled Index Cards.

What is the some of a goldfsh, an airplane, and a businessman?

Alter Ego
August 13th, 2005, 01:15 PM
A bit less than that of a barrel of monkies, and not half as much fun as previously expected.
Have the sea monkies come to devour Manhattan?

Satrijou
August 14th, 2005, 06:23 AM
No; But their thinking about to do that after they seen the movie "How to swim Manhattan"

Why do I poke my nose everytime I get of a bus?

Cybex Mewtwo
August 14th, 2005, 06:30 AM
You hope to strike oil.

Why do I eat hot dogs without buns?

Alter Ego
August 14th, 2005, 07:27 AM
That I do not know...but the great turnip in the sky does.
How come the only time lessons start when they should is when I'm not there on time?

Random Plushie
August 14th, 2005, 03:00 PM
Because the giant gold fish thinks your name should be changed to Bubu.

Why is my oxygen breaking?

Dragon-Chan
August 14th, 2005, 03:24 PM
Because Delibird likes to eat brussels sprouts.
Who did Pikachu poke Dragons with a large Dragon-nonexistence stick? O_O;;

Random Plushie
August 14th, 2005, 03:53 PM
The waffle family, of course! ^-^

Why does my dinosaur sculpture look like a teapot?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 06:46 AM
Because your hands make a weird figure(so do mine) when you sculpt.

Can I be a Moderater?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 06:18 PM
I like chicken.

Is my axe blue?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 08:13 PM
Yeah, a pinkish-yellow kinda blue.

Did Mary really have a little lamb?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:09 PM
No, She had a kid.(XD :P)

Is grass green? Or is it just the reflection?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:14 PM
Everyone knows that it's actually a mirage.

Where is my giraffe?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:15 PM
at the zoo.

Why does Plushie say Plushie?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:22 PM
Because the word Plushie is 1337.

Why does Cloud say Plushie?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:25 PM
Because it was hypnotised. :P

Why am I?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:28 PM
Because two is too.

How tall is a molecule?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:28 PM
Because that's how you were born

Why does Plushie like Goldfish(which are cool) and Plushies(which are huggable)?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:29 PM
Because I'm just weird like that. ^_^

Why does people eat forty?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:30 PM
Because I like chicken.

Why does cloud82 ask so many plushie questions?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:31 PM
because cloud finds Plushie funny XD

why does missingnomaster ask me that?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:32 PM
Because missingnomaster is cool like that.

Why do you find the Plushie funny?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:34 PM
Because he asks alot of plushie questions.

Why am i cool like that?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:34 PM
Because you are what you is. XD

Why hasn't Cloud answered the Plushie?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:34 PM
because she always says *checks to see if Random Plushie is around* Plushie.

Why does Plushie ask that?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:35 PM
Because I like Swampert!

What do you mean by that check thing?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:36 PM
Because this is going round in circles.

Why do i like chicken.

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:36 PM
Because you have remained cool like that. XD

Why has Plushie been talking in third person lately?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:38 PM
Because noone has replied to the new funtime inn.

Why ish me drunk?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:38 PM
Meant to answer plushies question: because alter ego (I think) got her into it.

Why do cloud82, random plushie, and missingnomaster always ask questions here?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:39 PM
Because you have eaten one too many Bon-bons.

Why have me found one quarter?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:40 PM
because it was underwater.

Why does it smell like banette here *sniffs*

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:40 PM
Because you dropped a nickel.(meant to answer plushie)

Why did you drop a nickel?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:41 PM
Because Banette does not have a smell, and it was actually Plushie who got everyone at the Alphimega rp into third person speech.

Why what?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:42 PM
Because Who Where.

Why do we keep getting our posts mixed up?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:43 PM
Because that is how the giant gold fish wished it to be.

What the hey?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:43 PM
Random Plushie- I don't talk in third person there.

Answer-What're you asking?

Question-why did i trip on a cordless phone?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:44 PM
Plushie knows. She knows a lot. But she was too lazy to mention that you do not talk in third person.

What has you thunk?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:44 PM
Because you are a wally*Points to joke book*(To cloud)

Why is plushie random?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:45 PM
Because I am what I is.

Why are we three?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:46 PM
I thunk that I thunk I saw a putty cat I did! Idid see a putty cat!

Why won't missingno master and Random plushie post in the one above thread?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:46 PM
Because 13 is unlucky.

Who am I?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:46 PM
Because Plushie ish lurking here right now.

Why are my oranges rotting?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:47 PM
Because you are keeping me busy! and confused.

Why am i heading to the one abouve thread?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:47 PM
because my chameleon touched it (to plushie)

why have we done a full page?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:48 PM
Because I just did.

Why is hello hello?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:49 PM
because bye.

Why am i tired of this?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:50 PM
because you said it. anything you say the goldfishies obey. hey i rymed!

why did i rhyme?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:51 PM
Because your a poet and u don't know it.

Why am i still here?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:51 PM
Because you also think that Banette ish cute.

Why are we still posting here?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:52 PM
dunno!

Why are we all taking a break?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:52 PM
We are not taking a break, though.

Why do people call me Random Plushie when they first see me, even though it's easier to call me Plushie?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:53 PM
because the goldfish told us to be here.

tommorow Will people think it's weird we keep talking.

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:54 PM
Yes, they will think we are freakeh.

Why did I name my first gold fish Bubu?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 09:54 PM
Yes.(Cloud)

Why will we now desert this thread in three seconds?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 09:56 PM
Because we will be busy at the One Above thread. I think.

Why am I posting another question?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 09:58 PM
cuz you don't know why.

What is plushies real name(seriously)

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 10:00 PM
Plushie doesn't know. Plushie forgets.

Why is me here?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 10:00 PM
Ummm......Joanna? I forgot.

Why can i tell a zombie link without checking?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 10:01 PM
cuz you are.

I met this girl i loved but she dumped me. why?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 10:01 PM
I dunno.

Did she eat lots?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 10:01 PM
Because you are ugly XD.

Why doesn;t everyone STOP POSTING QUESTIONS!

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 10:02 PM
no she was on a car diet.

What do you stick out from the rest of the people Plushie?

Random Plushie
August 15th, 2005, 10:02 PM
Cuz we like annoying ya.

Why did missingnomaster call me Joanna? I am not Joanna!!!!!! XD

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 10:03 PM
He meant to call you MarionetteXD

why is everyonefollowing us into this thread like Dark Penguin?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 10:05 PM
No.

Why doesn't plushie check her PMs?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 10:06 PM
because i disabled them

Missingno didn't you know i changed the question on my last popst?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 10:07 PM
No.

Why did cloud answer my question?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 10:08 PM
because the gold fish made me

will we all be bestfriends after this?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 10:09 PM
Yes!!!!!

Why aren't our questions stupid anymore?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 10:10 PM
cuz we're best friends.

if cloud asked plushie to be a pair. she would say no right?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 10:11 PM
Probably.

If missingnomaster asked if he could be plushie's guardian angel would she say no?

Agent9
August 15th, 2005, 10:12 PM
probaly.

Will plushie answer my first question on tis page?

Innocence
August 15th, 2005, 10:15 PM
No:P

Would we just quit while we're ahead?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 12:15 AM
Probably.

Eh, Plushie had to eat dinner so she missed everything, including missingnomaster's PM. XD

Why is this thread deserted?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 02:28 AM
Because people don't know quality entertainment.
What is the average velocity of an unladen Banette?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 02:29 AM
15 miles per hour. Dang.

Cool, I came here right when you posted. ^_^

Who is the computer?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 02:30 AM
He's a kind of a fruit.

Does Ralts seem a little oddish?

Innocence
August 16th, 2005, 02:30 AM
Jon.

Why is plushie avoiding the funtime inn?

EDIT: I hate 3 way games! When 3 people are on at once!

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 02:32 AM
Because Plushie has no idea what it's about. XD

Why are turnips sometimes yellow but not always most of the time?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 02:34 AM
Because cheese grows purple on sundays.

What is grass?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 02:35 AM
It is equal to the approximate size of your head times forty pigs.

How heavy is the tile in the corner if it is 2% lighter than Slakoth on Sundays?

THIRTY-SIX
August 16th, 2005, 02:36 AM
as heavy as cow food
when did the erath become round?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 02:36 AM
About a quarter of a dancing Trapinch, provided that there's an 'E' in the month.
Can I borrow your wheelbarrow?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 02:38 AM
No. My wheelbarrow. XP

When does the Festival of Gold fish take place provided that it never happens in July, never on Tuesday, starts at midnight, and goes on for six days if the month and day both start with the seventh letter?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 02:39 AM
At the time which the great goldfish has decreed for it. Unless, the mischievous Banette has tampered with time and space as we know it.

What is the sum of pie?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 02:40 AM
Four Banettes + (4 x 346) - EightFIVE x Grumpig

Kingdra likes Unicorns. Why?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 02:41 AM
Because he finds Banette scary.
Is it or not, why, when and how sheep?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 02:43 AM
Excuse me?

Does Alter notice something about my sig? ^_^

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 02:54 AM
Alter is not blind, and notices himself being quoted.
Is Plushie going to answer the previous question?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 02:59 AM
Sheep are sleepy today.

When will the Sun finally realize that the Moon pwns him?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 03:02 AM
When the bad doggie werewolf monsters cease chewing my toes while I sleep.
Can you see them coming out of the walls? :paranoid:

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 03:02 AM
*gaspeh* AcK!!!!! No. I do not. :/

Does Alter have the ability to tell the future?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 03:11 AM
Only if Alter is on a three-day insomnia streak and wearing a flowing garment while humming the little teapot song backwards.
Does a beheaded man show up on a headcount report?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 03:12 AM
No, but he will certainly attend the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. ^_^

When does the bumblebee look at a star which glows bright red and gives him the creeps?

Innocence
August 16th, 2005, 03:21 AM
No. He doesn;t have a head.

Why is a Chicken?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 03:32 AM
No, but he will certainly attend the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. ^_^

When does the bumblebee look at a star which glows bright red and gives him the creeps?

The day Alter looks at a Banette with a squeal of delight and calls it huggable.
It was you wot dunnit isn't it?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 03:49 AM
Yep! I look at Banette's, squeal with delight, and call them huggable all the time! ^_^

lyk y 15h I 74lkin lyk d15?

Innocence
August 16th, 2005, 03:52 AM
I can't read.

Why don't you go to the backwards thread?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 04:15 AM
Because there are already too many outgoings.
Do you like swords?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 04:16 AM
You cannot read 1337 speak? Cool!

Marcy said to Bill, if a long little caterpillar said wolf, what kind of cheese would he be?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 04:18 AM
Limburger
To which the wolf replied sunny starlight to all in sight. So, are you really green?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 04:19 AM
No, I be purple. But green is still cool.

Kingdra STILL likes unicorns. Why?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 04:25 AM
Because the sun has yet to wear women's underwear on its head.
Which is rounder...or a porcupine. Who's correct?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 04:48 AM
No one is correct. The statement is false.

Is this statement false?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 04:53 AM
I belive it is true, but great goldfish knows that it could also be false.
Is the corner of a square equal to the sum of its parts?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 05:05 AM
No. That statement also be false.

Is a circle really just round, or is it truly just un-sharp?

THIRTY-SIX
August 16th, 2005, 05:10 AM
its a shape with no edges or sides
what kinda donkey quaks?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 05:12 AM
A really messed up one. One that likes lettuce, to be exact.

How badly does my fishy need a haircut?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 05:19 AM
About as bad as an oystern needs a rope for mountain climbing.
Do you not hear the howling?

Cybex Mewtwo
August 16th, 2005, 06:14 AM
I can't hear you over the howling.



Wy does 2+2 equal 4?

Chikara
August 16th, 2005, 07:18 AM
cause three + puppy = sausage!

why is my comp monitor square?

Cyndaquil
August 16th, 2005, 07:26 AM
Because your eyeballs are so. (Or maybe not...)
Why do I like PC?

Dragon-Chan
August 16th, 2005, 07:35 AM
Because the great venusaur in the sky does.

WHY did Pikachu poke Dragons with a large Dragon-nonexistence stick?

Alter Ego
August 16th, 2005, 08:49 AM
Because it didn't work on Banettes.
Now does not maybe or because. Who was right?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 11:51 AM
The little guy named Chuck who resides in your brain cavity.

Why is Alter afraid of Banettes?

Dragon-Chan
August 16th, 2005, 01:20 PM
Because of Pikachu and the large Dragon-nonexistence stick.

Why do I spell Dragon with a capital D?

Linoone
August 16th, 2005, 01:29 PM
because you care more than others?
Why have I returned?

Dragon-Chan
August 16th, 2005, 02:14 PM
Becuase Linoone likes edible Pokeballs.

Where did Oikachu get a large Dragon-nonexistence stick?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 02:24 PM
From the giant gold fish in the sky.

Where did the giant gold fish in the sky come from?

Agent9
August 16th, 2005, 05:47 PM
the giant toilet in the bathroom

How come everytime i jump in the air. I get stuck?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 06:45 PM
Because you defy the laws of physics.

Why did Cloud get a name change?

Dragon-Chan
August 16th, 2005, 07:23 PM
Because the giant goldfish in the sky wished it to be so.

Why did I invent the word 'Scarydragonisticute'?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 07:26 PM
Because the great meaty taco of Sea World wanted you to.

Why does Banette creep out a lotta peoples?

Agent9
August 16th, 2005, 07:29 PM
because if you look at your sig. It laughs at people. But I think it's cool (now)

Why did Plushie ask why I had a name change?

Dragon-Chan
August 16th, 2005, 07:33 PM
Because he did.
Why have beavers come to kiss us?

Agent9
August 16th, 2005, 07:36 PM
because they think we think that there cute. *Beaver goes up to Agent and licks*

Why did jhgghyu say Plushie is a boy? She is a girl! *Glares*

Sithre
August 16th, 2005, 07:36 PM
Because you live in Canada.

Why does pokemon consume every free moment of my life?

Innocence
August 16th, 2005, 08:10 PM
Because you are obsessed.

Why aren't i cooking now?

Silver Pearl
August 16th, 2005, 08:35 PM
because the lightbulb died out.

why do people need to use the bath tub?

Innocence
August 16th, 2005, 08:38 PM
Because ponds are dirty.

Why have Plushe, USED TO BE cloud, And me taken up 2 pages?

Random Plushie
August 16th, 2005, 10:02 PM
Because we have nothing better to do.

Why am I over the rainbow?

Agent9
August 16th, 2005, 10:05 PM
because marionette threw you there.

why can't i turn super saiyan?

Innocence
August 16th, 2005, 10:25 PM
'cause you aren't saiyan!

Why are rabbits purple?

Agent9
August 16th, 2005, 10:30 PM
because I spray painted them

Agent went undercover, but I can't find him, why?

Silver Pearl
August 17th, 2005, 09:05 AM
because they're playing a game of hide and seek.

Why do dogs bark?

Alter Ego
August 17th, 2005, 09:39 AM
Because it would sound downright wrong if they quacked.

Is a sky higher than the sky thinner than forget?

Agent9
August 17th, 2005, 04:59 PM
it is netheir(sp) it is the moon

If you telll on a telephone. then why do you cell on a cell phone?

Innocence
August 17th, 2005, 05:07 PM
Because you have a great product to cell. XD

Why am I on the computer?

Agent9
August 17th, 2005, 05:11 PM
cuz your there to serve me in the Funtime Inn!

What smells?

Innocence
August 17th, 2005, 05:19 PM
My feet.

Why am i your master?

Silver Pearl
August 17th, 2005, 06:38 PM
because i asked you to.

Why am i still here?

Dragon-Chan
August 17th, 2005, 07:08 PM
Because the great turnip in the sky zapped you.

Am I Dragonistic?

Random Plushie
August 17th, 2005, 10:15 PM
Yes. Very much so. =)

Why are smileys 1337?

Alter Ego
August 18th, 2005, 08:13 AM
Because they look a lot nicer than abbrevations. 0-)

Is time, in the manner that we percieve it, an illusory concept?

Random Plushie
August 18th, 2005, 10:45 PM
Yes, for in reality, it is merely the measurement of like how the sun orbits and stuff. Wait, what?

Hugo Books sold his T.V. Do you know why?

Alter Ego
August 19th, 2005, 01:16 AM
The TV was haunted, a conspiracy between Banette and the bad doggy werewolf monsters. :paranoid:

So, what kind of chiken lays green eggs?

Random Plushie
August 19th, 2005, 08:18 PM
A chicken that fears Banette.

Why am I drawing Banette for extra credit in my Art class?

Agent9
August 19th, 2005, 09:06 PM
Because you know you're teacher never saw a banette before and will give you an A for creativity and using your imagination.

Is mcdonald's good?

Random Plushie
August 19th, 2005, 09:08 PM
Oh yeah!

Did you save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geico?

DeathScape
August 19th, 2005, 09:09 PM
I don't know.

Is Green Day and Blink 182 the two best bands ever?

Agent9
August 19th, 2005, 09:10 PM
yea problem was. I still had to pay $1,500


What's the number for 911

Random Plushie
August 19th, 2005, 09:12 PM
Ask the operator.

Where's my brain vessel?

Agent9
August 19th, 2005, 09:14 PM
here *points to Plushie's leg*

Can I read my book?

Random Plushie
August 19th, 2005, 09:15 PM
Again, ask the operator.

Why is my brain vessel in meh leg?

Agent9
August 19th, 2005, 09:18 PM
Because you had a leg transplant

Why am I poking plushie? *Pokes*

Random Plushie
August 19th, 2005, 09:19 PM
Because you are copying me.

*has poked people literally millions of times since the day she was born*

Why have I REALLY poked people millions of times since the day I was born?

Agent9
August 19th, 2005, 09:24 PM
cuz your my lost sister that has poked people like me.

where is my lost sister?

Random Plushie
August 19th, 2005, 09:39 PM
All I know is that Plushie is not your lost sister.

Who is your lost cousin?

Alter Ego
August 20th, 2005, 01:09 AM
A two-year old german shepherd called Wilfred.
Which switch is the switch to Ipswitch, miss?

Random Plushie
August 20th, 2005, 01:10 AM
System Error: Please insert logical question

Uh... what?

Alter Ego
August 20th, 2005, 01:12 AM
Out of banana error, please reinstall universe and reboot.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would the pile of wood amount to more or less than a pile of stone in a cooking contest?

Random Plushie
August 20th, 2005, 01:13 AM
Yes! I was paying attention, honest!

When the light goes off, is that the speed of shadow?

Alter Ego
August 20th, 2005, 01:16 AM
"No, it is merely the average velocity of insufficient light.
Did you brush your teeth today young man/lady?

Random Plushie
August 20th, 2005, 01:16 AM
Maybe. I'm not telling, old man/lady!

What's a man/lady?

Alter Ego
August 20th, 2005, 01:24 AM
It's a paradigm.
Do shoelaces taste like chiken if you boil them with old socks and a hint of lemon zest?

Random Plushie
August 20th, 2005, 01:27 AM
Nah, it has more of a ladybuggish taste to it. Also had a hint of chicken fried steak.

What happens when you mix a pinch a cinnamon, a dairy cow, a giraffe plushie, a window pane, a blue ballpoint pen, a lamp post, and K-Mart, then add a dash of chemical preservatives?

Alter Ego
August 20th, 2005, 01:48 AM
You invoke the most unholy powers of the accounting division upon the head of your nemesis and also end up with a bowl of stew that has the distinct flavour of flowery wallpaper and ladies' underwear.

Does a lightbulb smell cloudish to you?

Silver Pearl
August 20th, 2005, 01:52 AM
No, it smells like cheese.

Why do people need to breath?

Alter Ego
August 20th, 2005, 02:01 AM
It is a question of mass versus coconuts per square mile...

What is the sum of a beaver?

Random Plushie
August 20th, 2005, 12:03 PM
Four tadpoles + the metric value of the continent of Antarctica.

Bagpipes?

Alter Ego
August 20th, 2005, 12:10 PM
Bagpipes? What nonsense are you spouting young lady? Use full sentences. XD

Now, there was a particularly clever riddle we used to pass along in the old days, what was it now...oh yes, what has four legs in the morning, two legs during the day, and three legs in the evening?

3 REGIS
August 20th, 2005, 12:20 PM
Beastboy. =P

How come they don't use hoola hoops for ring toss?

Random Plushie
August 20th, 2005, 12:31 PM
Cause hoola hoops are too good for ring toss. =P

Why has the neighbor's chicken been throwing rocks at my shoulder?

Alter Ego
August 20th, 2005, 12:35 PM
Because it has been corrupted by todays ruthless popular culture...the hooligans are everywhere these days.

Do you remember if I have taken my medicine today?

Random Plushie
August 20th, 2005, 06:26 PM
*gaspeh* You overdosed! :O

Where'd I throw Saturn?

Innocence
August 20th, 2005, 07:31 PM
Round the moon!

Why was i sick?

Insanity Mawile
August 20th, 2005, 10:05 PM
Because you saved nothing by switching to Geico.

Can you break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar?

Random Plushie
August 20th, 2005, 10:22 PM
Nah, I don't really feel like it at the moment. Maybe in two years.

If twelve tadpoles were inserted into my disc drive, would that be unusual or just plain creepy?

Alter Ego
August 21st, 2005, 01:17 AM
That, my dear granddaughter, would be a scandalous waste of completely good tadpoles.

What is this world coming to?

Random Plushie
August 21st, 2005, 01:53 AM
Destruction! Ain't that nice?

If I were to buy my mother a puppy, but it wasn't the kind of puppy she liked, should I eat it?

Alter Ego
August 21st, 2005, 02:02 AM
Goodness no! You should just let it go! Yes, we ate puppies at wartime but only because there was little else to eat. I am appaled at the very insinuation of such an act in these times of welfare.

Is it time for the bingo?

Random Plushie
August 21st, 2005, 02:24 AM
Nope, it's time for that time of day again.. to take your medication, grandfather. =D

What exactly IS medication?

Alter Ego
August 21st, 2005, 02:40 AM
You will understand that when you're older.

Do you enjoy guarding used chamber pots?

Random Plushie
August 21st, 2005, 02:41 AM
No. No, not at all. o_0

Why ish the sky sometimes not blue? =D

Alter Ego
August 21st, 2005, 02:55 AM
That is caused by children being naughty and not respecting their elders.

Are you pulling my prosthetic leg?

Random Plushie
August 21st, 2005, 03:38 AM
'Cause I feel like it. XP

Why are you taunting my gold fish? *evil glare of death*

Alter Ego
August 21st, 2005, 03:48 AM
I am not taunting it. I am merely explaining the problems of the modern world to the goldfish.

Are you insulting my monkey?

Random Plushie
August 21st, 2005, 04:10 AM
Maybe! O.O *stares at monkey*

Why you be you and not you be a horsey?

Alter Ego
August 21st, 2005, 04:11 AM
Because acting like a horse would be downright inappropriate for a man of my age.

How many times have I told you not to bathe in the dishwasher?

Random Plushie
August 21st, 2005, 04:13 AM
Once. Just now. ^_^

Why do I call you Grandpa Titan A.E.?

Satrijou
August 21st, 2005, 11:55 AM
Once. Just now. ^_^

Why do I call you Grandpa Titan A.E.?

Because he loves to watch the SuperTitans on Cartoon Network!

Why does potato chips contain so much fat?

Alter Ego
August 21st, 2005, 12:48 PM
(I've never even heard of it.^_^)

Since the only substitue available was motor oil, which would impair the taste.

Is it a conspiracy?

Random Plushie
August 21st, 2005, 12:59 PM
Once again, maybe! O.O *stares*

Why has the age of the pencil and paper come to an end?

Alter Ego
August 22nd, 2005, 04:40 AM
Because the modern generation is sloppy and lazy. But as long as there is life in these bones the generation of pencil and paper shall never have truly died out.

You there! Define moral fiber!

Wolf_Goddess
August 22nd, 2005, 07:53 AM
A fiber that has a moral.

What is the point of asking questions if we know we'll get something stupid as an answer?

Alter Ego
August 22nd, 2005, 11:10 AM
Stupidity is a very relative concept, and according to some ways of thinking there are no stupid answers, only stupid questions.

Will man ever walk on the sun?

Dragon-Chan
August 22nd, 2005, 01:03 PM
Only if they land at night.

DRAGON!!!! ^______________________^

Alter Ego
August 22nd, 2005, 01:07 PM
That is not a question, youngster.

What is or is not the center of the mass of gravity minus pie to the power of an elephant?

Dragon-Chan
August 22nd, 2005, 01:13 PM
Dragon!

Why isn't it a question, puny human?

Alter Ego
August 23rd, 2005, 01:09 AM
Because there is no question mark in it, foolish youngster.

If the sky is taller than a medium-sized pancake, is the earth shorter than yesterday?

Wolf_Goddess
August 24th, 2005, 06:12 AM
You can say that if you wish.

Why do some people eat pickles, but others don't?

Dragon-Chan
August 24th, 2005, 07:34 AM
Because the sky has no Dragons in it any more.

Dragon?

Alter Ego
August 24th, 2005, 07:43 AM
SHEEP! Eight foot killer penguins!

How many Cradilies can dance on the head of a pin?

Dragon-Chan
August 24th, 2005, 10:01 AM
Infinity dragon minus pie, as long as half of them have Suction Cups and half of them have Air Lock. Otherwise, infinity minus cheese pie dragon.

Is Alter Ego standing by a Cradily because it's as old as he is (prehistoric)?

Alter Ego
August 24th, 2005, 11:46 AM
Nay child. It is there because it's my favourite pokmon. Although I do find the coincidence amusing. ^_^

Will we ever attain a world devoid of Banettes?

Dragon-Chan
August 24th, 2005, 12:18 PM
Only if we can unzip all their mouths.

How do you make that apostrophe above the E in Pokemon?

Alter Ego
August 24th, 2005, 01:01 PM
I pressed the e and buttons simultaneously. Producing this:

Is a barrel of monkies truly less fun than previously expected?

♡ゆめみち
August 24th, 2005, 02:41 PM
It was never fun in the first place.

Why can monkeys jump and rats cant?

Alter Ego
August 25th, 2005, 05:54 AM
It is a matter of gravity. For you see, it is a far too seldom known fact that the force of gravity acts roughly tenfold on a rat's tail, the exact number varies with where on the planet the rat is located, thus keeping them firmly pinned to the ground. The term used for the measurment of this phenomena's effect on rats is called the Avocado constant (A) for some reason.

Will you recieve less of the harmful UV radiation if you walk with your back turned towards the sun?

Neko-sama
August 25th, 2005, 07:25 AM
you'll get a bad back :D

why am i replying to this thread?

Alter Ego
August 25th, 2005, 08:35 AM
Because you've given up on life? :cheeky:

You can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you be just whelmed?

Amy-chan
August 25th, 2005, 03:42 PM
Only in Fruita.
Am I ever going to take over the world?

Random Plushie
August 25th, 2005, 08:51 PM
Will we ever attain a world devoid of Banettes?

I TOTALLY RESENT THAT!! XD XD XD

Anyway, pikamews' question. Someday. Someday soon. O.O

Will Alter Ego ever overcome his fear of Banette?

Alter Ego
August 26th, 2005, 01:33 AM
Perhaps, but only by the grace of the great goldfish.

Does Bellsprout's fashion sense seem a little Oddish?

Spectrum
August 26th, 2005, 01:39 AM
Only on Tuesdays.

Why not on Wednesdays?

Chibi-chan
August 26th, 2005, 01:41 AM
Because they're eating at Wendy's

Why do you eat?

Alter Ego
August 26th, 2005, 01:44 AM
Because not doing that would be in direct violation of the anti-terrorism laws of the state of Alabama.

If a whole orchestra plays off key, is it because the director is an idiot?

Neko-sama
August 26th, 2005, 03:52 AM
no its cos the director is drunk.

If i do the sum of 2+6+9+2+4+5+5+2+3+4+2+5+6= 15 why do i think its 15?