five word story!

[elekoteko]

here's our beloved story!:



One day, Ash Bought a pokeball to catch a rare Pokemon named Febass! Once he caught it, he realised that it was Mewtwo's Pokemon and it killed and devoured him. Then Misty came and stole the already dead Ash's underwear then sold it to someone who owned an evil laboratory that was hidden in Antarctica who experimented on it on turn it into a human The human became a giant that killed all off Ash's Mother who was picking up the mess in Ash's room His mother was surprised and disgusted to find a box with a baby Eevee inside The Eevee looked like it had its tongue hanging out because it caught West Nile fever, but it was gone and the Eevee grew very big, And turned very evil, then burst through the wall. And met up with two crazy Pokemon called Celebi and found a new planet that is made of marshmellow and Then they ate it together and then eevee woke up and turned into a marshmellow that was blue with big purple, black and green spots in the shape of hearts Team Rocket found the marshmellow And wanted to use it to trick Team Aqua's leader's daughter into marrying Team Magma's mascot that was a eevee went bad. After the Eevee was attacking other innocent pokemon was attacking other innocent pokemon The Eevee ate a chocolate cake with little pieces of the already dead Ash's underwear then he choked with a piece of fruitcake and coughed up a fur ball the size Of Tokyo tower and it blew up beacause it was...

[tmbjr]

here's our beloved story!:



One day, Ash Bought a pokeball to catch a rare Pokemon named Febass! Once he caught it, he realised that it was Mewtwo's Pokemon and it killed and devoured him. Then Misty came and stole the already dead Ash's underwear then sold it to someone who owned an evil laboratory that was hidden in Antarctica who experimented on it on turn it into a human The human became a giant that killed all off Ash's Mother who was picking up the mess in Ash's room His mother was surprised and disgusted to find a box with a baby Eevee inside The Eevee looked like it had its tongue hanging out because it caught West Nile fever, but it was gone and the Eevee grew very big, And turned very evil, then burst through the wall. And met up with two crazy Pokemon called Celebi and found a new planet that is made of marshmellow and Then they ate it together and then eevee woke up and turned into a marshmellow that was blue with big purple, black and green spots in the shape of hearts Team Rocket found the marshmellow And wanted to use it to trick Team Aqua's leader's daughter into marrying Team Magma's mascot that was a eevee went bad. After the Eevee was attacking other innocent pokemon was attacking other innocent pokemon The Eevee ate a chocolate cake with little pieces of the already dead Ash's underwear then he choked with a piece of fruitcake and coughed up a fur ball the size Of Tokyo tower and it blew up beacause it was made of atomic particles that...

I added my five words to the quote...

[elekoteko]

had weird colors like the...

[Dizzy]

oo heres a 5 letter story!

Tan house is the Bomb!

[Drakken]

And little people went to...

[elekoteko]

this ain't making sense. you must continue the story, not invent a story with 5 words. it continues from my post.

[oni flygon]

the internet in order to...............

[pika12]

be Bill Gates' clone, then...

(BTW, Thanks for contining this thread that I created before!And you have the same birthday as mine!(12.27.1990))^_^
~pika12~

[tmbjr]

...take over corporate America with...

[Miyu-chan]

Miyamoto Shigeru and a crazy...

[22sa]

...Pepsi Worker Who Drank Coke...

[Miyu-chan]

Made out of chocolate that...

[elekoteko]

...had a little bit of...

[Miyu-chan]

Vanilla ice cream that was...

[elekoteko]

out of the consumers date...

[tmbjr]

...and it had green fuzz...

[elekoteko]

plant growing at the speed...

[ash_misty4ever]

light. then it exploded when...

[elekoteko]

when it was the size...
this story is the weirdest story i've ever seen.

[tmbjr]

...of a Wailord that had...

[elekoteko]

three extra fins and two...

[tmbjr]

...Feebas eating at its eyes...

[elekoteko]

that are green with red...

[tmbjr]

...warts, which means that they...

[ash_misty4ever]

they are fungus balls with

[tmbjr]

This is getting kinda off-topic...please post only phrases that will add to the story to make it related to pokémon.

...Vileplume floral patterns on their...

[Sage]

... petals with a sweet little ...

[Miyu-chan]

scent that was coming from...

[tmbjr]

...tiny little Muks that lived...

[ash_misty4ever]

somewhere in viridian city..

[elekoteko]

that was inside the fungus...

[Jason]

cake that Grovyle will slice...

[elekoteko]

...in tiny little pieces resembling...

[Jason]

muddy smelly chocolate fungi poos

[Miyu-chan]

...that a Vileplume just ate...

[elekoteko]

at 5.45 am of the...
weird...very weird...

[Miyu-chan]

Pokeball which had a feebass...

[Jason]

popping up and used Water-Gun

[elekoteko]

in the poor vileplume that...

[Kyosuke]

it was beggining to feel....

[Miyu-chan]

sick to the pits of...

(weird, weird, story.... o.O; )

[elekoteko]

the very big fungus that...

[Daniel-Son]

was actually a shroomish and

[ash_misty4ever]

it fell in love with..... a very long run-on sentence!

[Jason]

a female shroomish who hate

[elekoteko]

a cake with the dead.... yack!...

[Daniel-Son]

already dead ash's underwear which

[Jason]

can expel very bad smells

[elekoteko]

that knock out any pokemon....

[pika12]

....named Mewtwo! Then a Pichu......
(VERY wierd story! -_-;;; )

[elekoteko]

appeared out of the fungus....

[Daniel-Son]

for dinner with 2 weird
................................

[elekoteko]

black mouths full of big....

[Daniel-Son]

and gigantic darkballs which captured

[elekoteko]

weird shadowy pokemon with a...

[ash_misty4ever]

tri force on its forehead......

[Jirachi]

...That could eliminate Kyogre and...

[knives]

fish that had eaten a

(had to add more characters so they are here)

sorry i thought we were onan above one

all life on a big....

[ash_misty4ever]

drown the hoenn region because

knives u shouldnt double post so if u make a mistake edit it :D

[elekoteko]

groudon was starting to burn.....

[DragonTrainer]

all of the forests because............

[WillowMage]

the forests were very mean...

[Kayleigh]

... and they attacked all kinds...

(I think some of my brain cells have died just from reading this thread, lol.)

[DragonTrainer]

......of homeless worms because they........

[WillowMage]

...couldn't pay their mortgage bills...

[DragonTrainer]

........so then they had to.........

[Kyosuke]

use what they could and.......

[DragonTrainer]

.....put the trees on fire..............

[WillowMage]

...to learn extrordinary break dancing...

[DragonTrainer]

............so they could use it..................

[Kyosuke]

To gain extra money and....

[Kayleigh]

... buy tons of beauty magazines...

[Kyosuke]

and purple cottom candy that...

[Kayleigh]

... would explode in their faces...

[Kyosuke]

and turn into another food.....

[Kayleigh]

... that would attack blind chickens...

(Yup, my brain cells are definately starting to die.)

[DragonTrainer]

............so that the chickens wouldn't..........

[Kayleigh]

... run into any walls or...

[Kyosuke]

any hard solid objects and....

[Sturm]

eaten by 25 charactors rules...

[Kayleigh]

... and then they couldn't do...

[Sturm]

...anything to get rid of...

[Kayleigh]

... the crazy evil monkeys flying...

(Oh dear. ._.")

[ash_misty4ever]

over cerulean city when a...............

[Kayleigh]

... huge Aerodactyl stole their bananas...

[DragonTrainer]

.......and clobbered turtles with them.............

[Sturm]

...I really want to do...

[Kyosuke]

Away with the brand new.....

(ok... that made sence) XD

[Sturm]

...Avatar and used to be...

[DragonTrainer]

...........available at the indigo plateau.................

[Sturm]

...My name is Andy the...

[WillowMage]

...amazing flying dutchman of your...

[DragonTrainer]

.........that would probably end up.............

[Kyosuke]

being turned into a a movie.....

[DragonTrainer]

..........critic that would most likely..............

[Marisa]

...end this crazy story. Meanwhile...

[DragonTrainer]

............cows are trying to take...........

[Cassidy]

D'OH!! I mean...

...All the milk because they...

[SwedishPoke-fan]

Like to drink more. But...

[WillowMage]

...they are underage so they...

[DragonTrainer]

......have to feed off of............

[Pikachu The Master]

......rats but then they get.....

[DragonTrainer]

......rabies which makes them drink.......

[Pikachu The Master]

.......sewage water from the infested.......

[DragonTrainer]

...........caterpies that want to destroy...........

[Cassidy]

The world because of the...

[DragonTrainer]

........frogs that like to jump........

[WillowMage]

...over the heads of poor...

[DragonTrainer]

.........slugmas that tried to destroy..........

[WillowMage]

...a colony of Wurmples who...

[DragonTrainer]

.........like to eat chocolate covered.........

[PokeAMan]

...........prune raisins that look like...........
Its already five pages long, we are going to have to end it sooner or later.

[Cassidy]

a ponyta's head that was.... (smashed like my pumpkin!)

[WillowMage]

...inflated to resemble a porky...

[DragonTrainer]

.......piece of bacon that likes..........

[WillowMage]

...to sing obnoxious sea chants...

[DragonTrainer]

.....that sound like a seel's.........

[Cassidy]

...scream when it has been...

[DragonTrainer]

........eating too many chocolate covered........

[WillowMage]

...rotten pumpkin pasties from the...

[DragonTrainer]

.......ice cream truck that wanted.......

[Cassidy]

...to take all little kids'...

[DragonTrainer]

.......money so that they could.......

[Cassidy]

... kick evil aipoms in the...

[DragonTrainer]

............toes that way they couldn't.............

[Cassidy]

... jump without being hurt by...

[WillowMage]

...inflated Duskulls who had really...

[DragonTrainer]

...........pissed them off by trying..........

[Cassidy]

... to be a idiot who....

[WillowMage]

...drank coffee at midnight and...

[DragonTrainer]

....ate candy because they couldn't........

[Cassidy]

...eat ice cream so they...

[DragonTrainer]

.......do their home work because.....

[Cassidy]

...could become smart like the...

[DragonTrainer]

.......beedrill that like to fish......

[Cassidy]

...remoraides that like to hop...

[DragonTrainer]

....scotch because it makes them........

[Cassidy]

... like an evil Aipom that...

[DragonTrainer]

....likes to hop on trainer's.......

[WillowMage]

...toes, making them river dance..

[DragonTrainer]

...at the local inn because........

[WillowMage]

...Pikachu conned them into buying...

[DragonTrainer]

...a pokeball that liked to....

[WillowMage]

...capture flopping Magikcarps who breathed...

[DragonTrainer]

...noxious gas that made them....

[Malc]

drink loads of milk and.....

[WillowMage]

...emit steaming buckets of stromboli...

[Kayleigh]

...that caused huge earthquakes and...

[DragonTrainer]

....made the clouds cotton because.....

[Cassidy]

... Of they who elected Grey...

[DragonTrainer]

....candy for office because he....

[WillowMage]

...promised the Ponyta a rich...

[DragonTrainer]

...bar of chocolate that was...

[WillowMage]

...so good that ponyta farted...

[DragonTrainer]

.....and it smelled like perfume....

[WillowMage]

...that a Muk would wear...

[DragonTrainer]

...if he danced with a...

[WillowMage]

...grumpy waterlogged Persian who ate...

[DragonTrainer]

..rotten magikarp for dinner because...

[WillowMage]

...he couldn't afford to buy...

[punkie90]

a new house to eat his dinner because...

[WillowMage]

Ya know punkie90, there is a reason that this thread is called a five word story. You're only supposed to use five words!

...Century 21 are jerks who...

[DragonTrainer]

...illegaly tried to sell a......

[Amy-chan]

.... shiny Treecko because it tried......

[DragonTrainer]

.....to bite it when he.......

[Lanceiscool]

...Tried to feed it rotten...

[DragonTrainer]

..mushrooms that smelled like a....

[WillowMage]

...Dudley Dursley's armpit with no...

[Amy-chan]

....bit of clean on it.....

[WillowMage]

...so you gotta stand downwind...

[Amy-chan]

...so you gotta stand downwind...
....because the smell is so......................

[punkie90]

.............bad like green eggs because.............

[DragonTrainer]

...pikachu sniffed it and tried.......

[punkie90]

...to use thunderbolt attack because.......

[DragonTrainer]

...it felt like eatng a.....

[punkie90]

... a plate or worms because....

[latios tamer]

a wierd looking face that...

[Purin]

provoked him to shock him....

[DragonTrainer]

....and almost slap him because.....

[WillowMage]

...of yesterday's false lotto numbers...

[Flame blaziken]

That gave him winning numbers

[Roxas]

he was kicked somewhere bad......

[DragonTrainer]

...and then he decided to...

[punkie90]

...go to the priest because...

[WillowMage]

...priests are good at fixing...

[DragonTrainer]

....spiritual problems because they can....

[WillowMage]

...reincarnate Aerodactyls to raze villages...

[Roxas]

...and take over the world....

[punkie90]

.. because the pokemon will soon....

[WillowMage]

...destroy the Matrix and yell...

[punkie90]

... we will not surender because....

[Swampling]

we drink lots of milk....

[WillowMage]

...to lure unsuspecting Persians into...

[Muffin Man]

...a really deadly camel beacause...

[punkie90]

............ it feet where big because.....

[Muffin Man]

...it liked strawberry jam jars...

[Q Man]

...that explode immediately on contact...

[Arore]

...and bite your toe off...

[DragonTrainer]

...and then spit it out.....

[Arore]

...and take on the toast...

[DragonTrainer]

..and butter the toast and....

[Arore]

...and then run far away...

[DragonTrainer]

...because you didn't get what.....

[Arore]

...we are trying to say...

[DragonTrainer]

...so then we tried to....

[Arore]

...catch them in a trap...

[DragonTrainer]

....and steal their hard trained....

[Arore]

...trainers who cry in dismay...

[DragonTrainer]

..at the loss of their....

[Arore]

...toes and equally precious Pokemon...

[DragonTrainer]

...who tried to run away..

[Arore]

...from packs of rabid Poochyena...

[DragonTrainer]

.....that had recently been eating....

[Arore]

...green, glowing, radioactive banana peels...

[punkie90]

...after it left the building....

[DragonTrainer]

..of extremely absolutely radioactive pikachu...

[Arore]

...that were threats to society...

[WillowMage]

...so Spyro came in and...

[Arore]

...torched all the evil Pikachu...

[WillowMage]

...which allowed the insane Alakazam...

[Roxas]

...to destroy the whole world.....

[WillowMage]

...in just one day flat...

[Arore]

...and went to eat cake...

[WillowMage]

...at a Scizor's graduation party...

[IceKitten]

...Porygon got it's nose bitten...

[Amy-chan]

...and this story is long.......

[IceKitten]

...it might end in about...

[Arore]

...up to eighty more years...

[IceKitten]

...in which I'll be 96...

[Amy-chan]

.....and dogs will rule Earth............

[oni flygon]

and man will crawl in...............

[Amy-chan]

.........and demand that dogs eat.....

[Kyosuke]

cat food and sometimes eats.....

[Sankari]

creamed corn with chunks of...

[Pokemaster10000]

pellets that was from a....

Wow! This story is hillarious!

[Amy-chan]

.....old tire with a big....

[Pokemaster10000]

hole that blew up the........

[Amy-chan]

.......Metagross' home that was nearby...

[punkie90]

...ranover by a montser truck ...

[Arore]

...which one second later broke...

[WillowMage]

...down a Beedrill's tree which...

[H.A.W.K.]

...gave it a heart attack.....

[Sankari]

...and a Luvdisk came out...

[H.A.W.K.]

..and killed a tree because...

[007]

... the tree had told him...

[Aipom Of Doom]

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[yes that is 5 real words... btw the bolded thing is one, the underlined thing is one, if you care]

[tmbjr EDIT] I will let you off with a waning this time, but in the future, post reasonable-lengh words...

[tmbjr]

Aipom of Doom, even tho they are very long words, those appear to be more than five...and I'm gonna count your post as spam as well...in the future, please try not to post anything that will confuse the community's usual clientele XD

[Pokemaster10000]

(I'll continue it)

..."you midget and it got".......

[H.A.W.K.]

..then went to his uncle's...

[Pokemaster10000]

.....house and destroyed him then.....