Family Guy/American Dad Disscussion Thread

[Inome]

For those of you who might love the big fat guy, or the CIA officer. Those of you who love the nasal-sounding housewife, or the pestering blonde. Or all of those.This is the place to talk about it. If you don't know what the heck I happen to be talk about, these two shows are poular animated comedy series designed by a genius named Seth McFarlene. If you still have no clue, visit the below sites. Anyway, disscuss what you want, and don't spam, please. *Forgive some minor language, because after all, these are adult themed shows.*
http://www.familyguy.com/
http://www.fox.com/americandad/

[Himawarii]

I love Family Guy!It's a comedic show revolving around a lovavble fat oaf,a caring oblivious mother,a carefree son,a drama queen daughter,an alcoholic dog and a mad baby.Gotta luv em all!family Guy is my personal fav American cartoon.^-^

[PrinceOfDarkness]

Family Guy > American Dad

I love Stewie from Family Guy, Stewie is sooo cute and evil, it makes me happy XD

[Bomberman]

Everything Stewie says is genious.

"Yes, I want some ice cream... but NO sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I will kill you."

[Aorio]

see no more you sick, sick moocow! i liked that episode XD have you seen the one (cant remember title) where peter has an operation and loses all his fat? and THEN gets muscle? i think thats the best out of what ive seen.

[PrinceOfDarkness]

Stewie is hillarious, the way he acts in every episode, it's hillarious, and I've taken a quiz and I was Stewie XD

[Aorio]

Stewie is hillarious, the way he acts in every episode, it's hillarious, and I've taken a quiz and I was Stewie XD
i guess ur pretty funny then XD

[Inome]

I like Stewie, too. I love his quotes.

"Go. Away. Fatman."

"What the Deuce?"

"DIE LOIS!"

"You! Dog! Come here."

What about Quagmire with his Giggitys?

[PrinceOfDarkness]

You're the Evil Monkey that lives in Chris's bedroom!
The sad part is, you weren't *always* evil. Ah well, you are now! Whether you're catching your monkey-wife cheating on you or pointing your finger threateningly, you're doing it with smarts and physical finesse. You're horny, evil, smart, and in good enough shape to swing from things menancingly. Banana?

"Ooh-ooh, ah-ah!"


o.O creepy

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15249710549232143871
^test from a stupid site XD

Edit: http://img283.imageshack.us/img283/3308/1062572191siamstewie6qw.jpg
Another even Better test (http://quizilla.com/users/pruesclues/quizzes/Which%20Family%20Guy%20Character%20Are%20you%3F/) XD

[Bomberman]

Can't forget this one, about halfway through the first season.

Peter (to Brian): OH MY GOD! YOU CAN TALK!

[Himawarii]

That is like,so,LOL.I love the eppys with Quagmire.It adds to the comedy of the show.

[Bomberman]

Quagmire is so.... unique :D

Giggidy!

[PrinceOfDarkness]

Quagmire and his giggity's are soo hillarious, but now a days, Family Guy is getting alittle too inappropriate for my 9 year old brother, so yay XD

[Bomberman]

All Right!

Francis Griffin
You scored 60% Evilness, 50% Horniness, 65% Intelligence, and 70% Fitness!
You're Francis Griffin!

You're Peter's mean old dad, and you're here to knock some skulls. Mean-tempered, convinced that masturbation is a sin, and still fit enough to work even after retirement, you're quite the obnoxious old fart. At least you're not an idiot like that lazy son of yours.

"You'll burn in hell for that!"

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/760/176/7601776244480541931/mt1117140300.jpg

[B-Baller]

Family Guy > Simpsons > American Dad (actually I haven't watched American Dad, but the preview of it on TV looks cool)

LMAO this quote had me laughing out like heck.

Peter: First, I tries drawing.
(in drawing class)
Peter: Psst, am I supposed to draw the *****?
Peter: Then, I tried sculpting.
(in sculpting class)
Peter: Psst, am I supposed to sculpt the *****?
Peter: Then I tried music.
(in orchestra)
Peter: Psst, am I supposed to conduct with my *****?

LMAO.

[Esupio]

"If you can hear so well hear this (says F you quitely)"
"THATS IT I'M TELLING"
"WAIT I SAID VACCUM VACCUM I TELL YOU"

[Inome]

Another funny Stewie quote:

"HA!"

I love it when he points at Brian when he's wrong and says that. Does anyone remember the epi where Brian gets jiggy with the Peuderschmit's dog and they think she's going to have his puppies, and they're in court? And they show that clip while the dog is sitting in a BK and a babies crying behind him? Here's a short briefing:

Baby:Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! (continuious whining)
Brian:WAH! WAH! WAH! YOU LIKE THAT? WAH! WAH! WAH!
Baby:W-
Brian:WAH!
Baby:W-
Brain:WAH WAH WAH! SHUT UP!

Laughed so hard on that one.

EDIT:I took the second quiz and came out as....Meg! Meg, of all people!
EDIT AGAIN:Loretta
You scored 50% Evilness, 25% Horniness, 55% Intelligence, and 45% Fitness!
You're Loretta!
You're good and you're smart, but unconcerned with sex and fitness. You may have some talent as an actress, and you may or may not be a strong, proud black woman. ;)

"Mmm-hmm."

[PrinceOfDarkness]

that episode was hillarious, I loved that episode XD

[Himawarii]

My fav saying in Family Guy was definately the one where Peter and meg crashes.Scooby and the gang made a hilarious cameo appaerence.I still recall fred's quote."That's okay Scooby.What we're dealing with here is one ********** XD

[Inome]

Heh, that one was kinda funny, but I like the one with Brian and the baby. ^_^

[PrinceOfDarkness]

Stewie so totally owns all Family Guy episodes, my favorite is when Stewie thought he was going out with that one girl, but then he found out she just wanted cookies and she asked everybody else for cookies and he dumped her and was kinda crying at the end, so funny "Cookies?" since then, I've been obsessed with cookies XD

[Inome]

I never saw that episode, but from what I've just read, it sounds good.

[PrinceOfDarkness]

No? I loved that episode though. well, another episode...well, I do like when Peter dies on his and Louis's anniversary, he steals his own money from his own wallet, that was hillarious XD

[Himawarii]

That eppy was ultra funny.The little girl's name wa s Janet and yeah,it was funny how she only wanted the cookies.poor stewie XD

[PrinceOfDarkness]

yes, poor Stewie, the girl he loved only wanted cookies, poor poor Stewie. That episode made me laugh my *** off XD

[Pete]

Stewie is hilarous, then Quagmire, then Brian. I love the bit in the first episode.

Judge-I sentence you to 24 months in prison.
Stewie-Oh, no
Lois-Oh, no
Brian-Oh, no
Chris-Oh,no
Kool Aid guy-*bursts through wall*OH YEEAAAHH
*everyone looks at him and he backs out*

Hilarious!!!

Man all the cameos are hilarous too.
I really like the one with Scooby Doo, but have you seen the one with Sesame street?
Too funny!

[PrinceOfDarkness]

I think I've seen one with the Seasme Street, I'm not too sure or remember o.o

[DragonTrainer]

"Hello, I'm a pompous little Antichrist who will probably give up my plans for world domination when I fall in love with a rought trick named Jim."

Love Family Guy.

[Inome]

How about the one with Stewie's sexy parties? He's running around in that sailor suit, (like in Generic's avatar) and chasing all these women? I love that episode!

[tyrant_078]

Family Guy's hilarious. IMO, it's one of the best American cartoons ever made. BTW, have any of you seen Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story? I couldn't stop laughing from it.

[DragonTrainer]

I saw it, it wasn't TOO great, meh.

[Inome]

Eh, 7/10. The only parts I liked were the ones where Peter farts in the car, and Meg has to sniff it, and when Stewie jumps out the window to catch his future self and it's a stunt double.

[Himawarii]

I haven't gotten the movie.I only watch the series.It doesn't come on today,it's Friday.I personally like that monkey that lives in Chris's room.

[Samurai X]

Family Guy is hilarious, one of the funniest shows ever.

I personally like Stewie, Peter, Quagmire, and ummh everybody else.

Peter: Brian, there's a message in my cereal, it says "oooooooo"
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.

[fallen_natsumixx]

I LOVE Family Guy. Stewie>All

*Owl comes and knocks down the outhouse Peter is in*
Peter: OH MY GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE! OH MY GOD IT'S IN MY RACOON WOUNDS!

XD

[PrinceOfDarkness]

I need to watch some more Family Guy lately, I've been missing Stewie lately ;_; XD

[Himawarii]

Stewie rules.He's the most hilarious guy in the series.I especially like the one where he's in the water swimming around for almost 10 minutes XD peter,in the same eppy,was in the washing machine while Louis was putting the clothe in.Followed by his recognized laugh XD

BTW,Kiril Kun,have you seen the cameo appearence of the Smurfs in it?

[Pete]

No, I've only seen season One(UK version). Watched it all in a weekend with my friends. My birthday weekend, heh.

How funny is it?

[Himawarii]

It is hilarious!Stewie was watching the Smurfs saying something about Smurfette and that XD Oh yes,I think you haven't see the eppy with Peter meeting Barney from the Flintstones.That one was even more hilarious.

[saint jimmmey]

stewie is the funniest cartoon character ever!
it's a great but they've only just started showing it over here in england.

[Pete]

No, whats it like?

There's this one where Lois puts the teletubbies on for Stewie and he gets a bit hooked then Peter changes the channel and Stewie goes

"Thank you, you saved me from that show. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless!"
Too funny!

[Suki]

i love stewie i saw american dad last night it was funny

[Inome]

Hmm....how about:

"What's his name? Ha! Did you....did you hear that? I made it seem as if you were a homosexual. That's funny to me."

Or, not really a line...
"I'm going on a date." Brian says. *Peter spits water in Meg's face*
"WHAT?"

[Himawarii]

Hmm....how about:

"What's his name? Ha! Did you....did you hear that? I made it seem as if you were a homosexual. That's funny to me."

Or, not really a line...
"I'm going on a date." Brain says. *Peter spits water in Meg's face*
"WHAT?"


That was hilarious!The par t where Pter's like "hey Meg,you see the lil doggie on TV?" saying made her call him a *******.It was so funny,I couldn't stop laughing. XD
and on american dad,I love the part where Steve says that all periods were to be called Steve XDD

[Inome]

When I first saw that, I thought, "Whoa. Meg just swore." Because you don't usually hear her swear, do you? Another good episode, anyway, is the one where Peter saves the nudist, and when Meg crushes on the nudist's son. Meg comes home with him, and she finds Peter and Lois sitting there naked to try and fit in with him. Hilarious!

[Pete]

Heh, there's this one when you see Peter and Meg sitting together by their door. Then this bus comes and brakes down and all of Hanson get out.

Hansonman: Hey dude, can we use your phone?
Peter:Holy crap, it's the children of the corn!!
*shoots Hanson*

[Inome]

A newer one was where Peter tries to sell Meg to the guy at the drugstore. I like it when this happens:

*Lois walks up to Peter angrily*
"I can't beleive you tried to sell our daughter!" Peter laughes.
"I'm sorry, honey. Here, have a card." *pulls a greeting card off of a nearby Hallmark shelf*
"Aw....'I'm sorry for trying to sell our daughter.' How cute, Pete-a."

[Himawarii]

XDDD i remember all those sayings!They were hilarious!True that Meg is almost rarely seen cussing.

[Suki]

hey lol did u see american dad last night, where his wife had her memory erased
lol so funny, and the alien had to date this realy ugly girl
i was laughing my head off

[Himawarii]

For being up here really late,I missed it-_-;;(wait a sec,it hasn't come on cuz it was Inuyasha last nite)Well,I'm definately looking forward to tonite's eppy =333

[Inome]

A little late for this, but did anyone see Brian with his "Peanut Butter Jelly" dance? He dresses up in the bannana suit.....that was so funny! I saw it the other night and I'm thinking, "Now where is this from...?" Anyone know?

[Lord Jacek]

Did anyone see the one where Peter is ruled mentally challenged? "Attention, I only have one thing to say ......... PENIS!!! Hahaha i said it PENIS!!! Oh a fry machine..." It went something like that. I laughed so hard.