saul
December 15th, 2005, 11:36 PM
Okay, in English we had to come up with some short stories, and I had already done a modern day Cinderella (where Cinderella was evil and her name was Deserae The Demon) so I decided to do a Snowhite =P So here it is....
A Snowhite Story
Once upon a time there lived a wonderful man, with a wonderful job as a realtor. He loved to read The Littlest Elf to his son Andrew-who was also wonderful-but he had a horrible daughter named Deserae. Now, you are probably thinking that this story is about this man and his odd family. If you guessed yes then you’re wrong. No, this story is about a little girl who lived next door to the man. This little girl’s name was Polly, and she happened to live in a giant white house, with an evil step-mother who just happened to be known as “President First Lady.”
President First Lady was the first lady to ever become President of the United States. President First Lady was a very important person who was always on the internet. While she “surfed the net,” she would so important things like: play Online Solitaire, Online Checkers, and her favorite; “Accidentally send people a web virus.”
One day a popup came up on the internet that caught President First Lady’s attention.
How Smart Are You?
TAKE THE ONLINE I.Q. TEST!!
There was a rumor that Polly had taken this same exact I.Q. Test. President First Lady was determined to get a higher score than Polly. She realized that it would be tough; Polly was one of the smartest girls in the city! The old and evil President answered the questions without any problem. Finally, she finished and the High-Score Table popped out. President First Lady was stunned and angry to see Polly’s name at the top and hers directly under it. “The girl is as bad as her father was,” thought the evil President. She was glad that Polly’s father “accidentally” died in a plane crash only a year ago.
A plan was devised to have Polly pick flowers and have the local plumber kill Polly so President First Lady’s name would be on top of the High-Scores Table. Polly obediently went outside to pick flowers while her step-mom talked to the local plumber about getting rid of Polly. However, when the plumber attempted to kill Polly he couldn’t help but notice her sweet, pretty, and sad face. He warned Polly about her step-mom’s plan and told her to run away and never come back.
Polly obeyed the plumber and ran away to the other side of town, looking for a new home. She noticed a sign on the front of a door of a small house that said:
MIDGET HOME
NEW COMERS WELCOME
Inside, Polly found seven midgets. Each one was short, big nosed, and wore clothes that were much too big for them (all except two, one was dressed in a grim reaper outfit, the other was reading Midget Weekly, so she couldn’t get a good view.) The midgets gladly accepted Polly after hearing her story. It turned out that that the midgets worked for Bob’s Mining Company and enjoyed singing a song about “hi,” “ho,” and “It’s off to work we go.”
While Polly was enjoying her new home the President was once again taking the Online I.Q. Test. The wrinkled up President went through each question and the High-Scores Table popped up once again. Now, it just so happened that while President First Lady was looking at the High-Scores Table in her favorite chair, in her favorite room, in her big white house (which was next to a girl known as “Deserae the Demon’s” home), that Polly was also had finished re-taking the I.Q. Test. It just so happened that Polly also got one more point than the President did.
The president was furious to see that Polly’s score had risen since Polly died (which meant that she was still alive.) President First Lady decided to bake an apple pie with an extra powerful sleeping potion. “Once Polly eats the pie she will fall into a deep sleep,” thought the President, “Once she is sleeping I will ship her off to Romania where she will pick corn for the rest of her life!”
It didn’t take long for the President to find Polly (she just searched the keyword: Polly on Goggle.com). The President delivered the pie and Polly ate it. The midgets soon noticed that Polly wasn’t moving and that strange roaring noises came from her. Puzzled, the midgets read the card attached to the pie:
Dear Polly,
Here is an un-poisoned pie. Please eat it.
Love Always,
An anonymous President
The midgets were furious and told everyone the truth about President First Lady. The President was soon impeached and was then known as, “President First Impeached Lady.”
Eventually, Polly woke up. She was very grateful that the midgets cared and loved her. They all lived happily ever after in the Midget Home-at least until Polly fell off a horse and broke her collar bone, but that’s a whole other story.
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Kinda Childish and silly =P I was just messing around but I would like to know what you guys think ^^
You can download the DOC which is better =P and actually has the paragraphs lined up =P. See the attatchment....
A Snowhite Story
Once upon a time there lived a wonderful man, with a wonderful job as a realtor. He loved to read The Littlest Elf to his son Andrew-who was also wonderful-but he had a horrible daughter named Deserae. Now, you are probably thinking that this story is about this man and his odd family. If you guessed yes then you’re wrong. No, this story is about a little girl who lived next door to the man. This little girl’s name was Polly, and she happened to live in a giant white house, with an evil step-mother who just happened to be known as “President First Lady.”
President First Lady was the first lady to ever become President of the United States. President First Lady was a very important person who was always on the internet. While she “surfed the net,” she would so important things like: play Online Solitaire, Online Checkers, and her favorite; “Accidentally send people a web virus.”
One day a popup came up on the internet that caught President First Lady’s attention.
How Smart Are You?
TAKE THE ONLINE I.Q. TEST!!
There was a rumor that Polly had taken this same exact I.Q. Test. President First Lady was determined to get a higher score than Polly. She realized that it would be tough; Polly was one of the smartest girls in the city! The old and evil President answered the questions without any problem. Finally, she finished and the High-Score Table popped out. President First Lady was stunned and angry to see Polly’s name at the top and hers directly under it. “The girl is as bad as her father was,” thought the evil President. She was glad that Polly’s father “accidentally” died in a plane crash only a year ago.
A plan was devised to have Polly pick flowers and have the local plumber kill Polly so President First Lady’s name would be on top of the High-Scores Table. Polly obediently went outside to pick flowers while her step-mom talked to the local plumber about getting rid of Polly. However, when the plumber attempted to kill Polly he couldn’t help but notice her sweet, pretty, and sad face. He warned Polly about her step-mom’s plan and told her to run away and never come back.
Polly obeyed the plumber and ran away to the other side of town, looking for a new home. She noticed a sign on the front of a door of a small house that said:
MIDGET HOME
NEW COMERS WELCOME
Inside, Polly found seven midgets. Each one was short, big nosed, and wore clothes that were much too big for them (all except two, one was dressed in a grim reaper outfit, the other was reading Midget Weekly, so she couldn’t get a good view.) The midgets gladly accepted Polly after hearing her story. It turned out that that the midgets worked for Bob’s Mining Company and enjoyed singing a song about “hi,” “ho,” and “It’s off to work we go.”
While Polly was enjoying her new home the President was once again taking the Online I.Q. Test. The wrinkled up President went through each question and the High-Scores Table popped up once again. Now, it just so happened that while President First Lady was looking at the High-Scores Table in her favorite chair, in her favorite room, in her big white house (which was next to a girl known as “Deserae the Demon’s” home), that Polly was also had finished re-taking the I.Q. Test. It just so happened that Polly also got one more point than the President did.
The president was furious to see that Polly’s score had risen since Polly died (which meant that she was still alive.) President First Lady decided to bake an apple pie with an extra powerful sleeping potion. “Once Polly eats the pie she will fall into a deep sleep,” thought the President, “Once she is sleeping I will ship her off to Romania where she will pick corn for the rest of her life!”
It didn’t take long for the President to find Polly (she just searched the keyword: Polly on Goggle.com). The President delivered the pie and Polly ate it. The midgets soon noticed that Polly wasn’t moving and that strange roaring noises came from her. Puzzled, the midgets read the card attached to the pie:
Dear Polly,
Here is an un-poisoned pie. Please eat it.
Love Always,
An anonymous President
The midgets were furious and told everyone the truth about President First Lady. The President was soon impeached and was then known as, “President First Impeached Lady.”
Eventually, Polly woke up. She was very grateful that the midgets cared and loved her. They all lived happily ever after in the Midget Home-at least until Polly fell off a horse and broke her collar bone, but that’s a whole other story.
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Kinda Childish and silly =P I was just messing around but I would like to know what you guys think ^^
You can download the DOC which is better =P and actually has the paragraphs lined up =P. See the attatchment....