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Kurono
December 17th, 2005, 09:40 PM
Okay...seems a bit violent but nonetheless not meant to be...overly active..

Anyway here you pick a person you don't like and....well kill them...with any method whatsoever...but there are rules..

1. Do NOT use anyone in PC or in any forum as a victim...
2. Sexually related methods are RESTRICTED from usage.
3. Don't make any negative comments on the previous person's choice..as it may lead to flaming and such..
4.Follow all other PC rules.
5. If the person's already dead...well...I'm sorry my friend..its too late..XD
Okay...now an example:
*Kills George W. Bush with a knife to the back*
That's for sending our troops out into Iraq!

Something along the lines of that...

Random Plushie
December 17th, 2005, 09:49 PM
Only you would make a thread revolving around death, Cha-cha. XD

Anyways.

*kills the manager of a McDonald's down the street using my shoe*

For not giving me a refund when my McChicken was soaked in ketchup. XD

Kurono
December 17th, 2005, 09:54 PM
That's the funniest post I saw all day..XD
And I don't think this thread'll last long..XD
*uses RPG-7 and fires a rocket up Saddam Hussein*

He deserves it...XD

Eon-Rider
December 17th, 2005, 09:55 PM
*kills sister*
Muahaha! Take that!

Kurono
December 17th, 2005, 10:13 PM
*Bashes Bill Gates several thousand times with a keyboard*

That's for everytime my old PC crashed..XD

charizard_maa
December 17th, 2005, 10:13 PM
Uses a remote to kill the makers of Bobobo.

They created the worst show ever.

Kinzu_kiwi
December 17th, 2005, 11:50 PM
*Kills guy in hot dog suit*

Well...Thats what you get for dressing up in a p*nis suit.

Random Plushie
December 18th, 2005, 01:02 AM
That's the funniest post I saw all day..XD
And I don't think this thread'll last long..XD
*uses RPG-7 and fires a rocket up Saddam Hussein*

He deserves it...XD


*feels honored XD*



*kills employee of a Subway in the nearest shopping center using a steel-plated umbrella*

Because she kept asking me what size drink I wanted over and over again. >O

Dawg 2005
December 18th, 2005, 05:50 AM
*kills employee of Steak & Ale* She kept calling me ma'am!!! XD

Chikara
December 18th, 2005, 06:10 AM
*helps CharMz kill Bush*

Thats for sending my mom To Iraq

~\"Metal Sonic"/~
December 18th, 2005, 06:13 AM
*Kicks Barney into a cage of hungry Crocidiles*
THAT'S FOR ENSLAVING OUR CHILDREN WITH YOUR HORRIBLE NONSENSE SHOW, BULIDING AN ARMY OF BRAINDEAD KIDS TO CONVINCE OTHERS TO BECOME A HAPPY FAMILY AND TO LOVE BARNEY, AND FOR POISONING OUR WATER SUPPLY AND RUINING OUR CROPS!

Oh. Almost forgot something. *Leads a Vastatosaurus Rex into the cage of hungry crocs and Barney*

Kayota
December 18th, 2005, 06:30 AM
Dare I say it...?

*sets Murdoc from the Gorillaz on fire*

For doing teh same to kitties. And for sacrificing chickens. And for 2D. DIE!!!

Alex The Great Master
December 18th, 2005, 07:39 AM
*kills Nestor Kirchner with a gun*
That's for trying to turn Argentina into a dictatorship.

Soul-Music
December 18th, 2005, 03:45 PM
*kills **Na-bleep** using a HCl acid for being a traitor.*

Take that! *makes her drink buja tonic.*

Dragon-Chan
December 18th, 2005, 04:35 PM
*turns into a brass dragon and barbecues George "Dubuya" Bush*
That's for literally sitting and playing the guitar while New Orleans flooded and thousands of people died!

Dogboy2709
December 18th, 2005, 04:48 PM
*Kills capcom with there own games*
That's for making lan move in MMBN6!!

Dragon-Chan
December 18th, 2005, 05:15 PM
*turns into a velociraptor and disembowels Yazmin the snotty, snobby, idiot queen bee at my school*
That's for existing and being so nasty. :X

Dogboy2709
December 18th, 2005, 05:16 PM
*Shoots big bird with a gun*
that for being a stupid, over-sized, annoying bird!

Dragon-Chan
December 18th, 2005, 05:41 PM
*becomes a movie critic and criticized Barney out of existence*
That's for poisoning the minds of small children!

Amy-chan
December 18th, 2005, 06:26 PM
:) It makes me happy to see that so many people here don't like Bush....

*drowns Bush in oil* That's for not caring about the environment or the nation, for sending us to war, and for basically being a n00b!!!

*growls, turns into a Wolfox, and lunges at her math teacher's throat* And THAT, on a less global scale, is for giving us homework over winter break!!!

DarkFenris
December 18th, 2005, 06:32 PM
*kills my brother by stabbing him repeatedly with a knife and hitting his head with a brick* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT HUH?HUH? CAN YOU FEEL PAIN NOW??? OR DO YOU STILL SAY YOU CANT FEEL PAIN??? DIE DIE!!!!

my brother i horrible. he sat on my head, punched me heaps for no reason at all, and you know the mats you pput on carpets so wheel chairs can move around? you know how it has lots of little spikes underneath? well he said close your eyes. i did. he asked me how much pain i could stand. at that time he had been heaps horrible and lost my trust yonks ago. i said 1 second. he shoves the spikes down on my hand.i didnt bleed but it hurt.


if you want me to delete this post i will. *sighs* im glad i hav lifted that off my chest a bit. its heavy. it will never go away and i dont want it to.i want to keep it as a reminder of how horrible people can be.

Amy-chan
December 18th, 2005, 06:36 PM
*kills my brother by stabbing him repeatedly with a knife and hitting his head with a brick* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT HUH?HUH? CAN YOU FEEL PAIN NOW??? OR DO YOU STILL SAY YOU CANT FEEL PAIN??? DIE DIE!!!!

my brother i horrible. he sat on my head, punched me heaps for no reason at all, and you know the mats you pput on carpets so wheel chairs can move around? you know how it has lots of little spikes underneath? well he said close your eyes. i did. he asked me how much pain i could stand. at that time he had been heaps horrible and lost my trust yonks ago. i said 1 second. he shoves the spikes down on my hand.i didnt bleed but it hurt.


if you want me to delete this post i will. *sighs* im glad i hav lifted that off my chest a bit. its heavy. it will never go away and i dont want it to.i want to keep it as a reminder of how horrible people can be.
No, I don't think anyone has any right to make you delete this. It is perfectly on-topic and you're right, your brother is horrible! *hates him* I will help you for that cause. *throws a shard of glass at his head*

DarkFenris
December 18th, 2005, 06:44 PM
we used to go to different schools. i was picked up by our sitter and when he was picked up he would get in the fron seat, turn around and start hitting me.

and when he got older. he said he couldnt feel pain.

Kurono
December 18th, 2005, 08:55 PM
*Beats the living hell out of Seinfeld*
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY YOU IDIOT!1

Cloud_boy
December 18th, 2005, 09:01 PM
*nukes everybody from Sesame Street*
That is for enslaving me when I was a little kid!

THIRTY-SIX
December 19th, 2005, 07:44 AM
*Beats the living hell out of Seinfeld*
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY YOU IDIOT!1
hehehehehe......
*kills the guy that took/bought my soul... for a doghnut*

Chikara
December 20th, 2005, 12:53 PM
*Kills my brother* stop thinking that your so gangster! your not black you idiot!

Kurono
December 20th, 2005, 12:57 PM
*tranquilizes Bill Gates then proceeds to punch and kick him to death*

That's for the blue screen...
I HATE YOU!

MAR Heaven
December 20th, 2005, 02:42 PM
*Takes a Knife and cuts open every single Furby*

THATS FOR SPYING ON ME!!

YOU EVIL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS!!!

Kurono
December 20th, 2005, 02:45 PM
Furby..XD

*Kills american voice actors for One Piece with giant microphone*
You don't know how annoying you sound...

MAR Heaven
December 20th, 2005, 02:52 PM
*Kills the Muffin Man*

YOU NEVER BAKED ME A GOSH DAM COOKIE!!!

brotlov
December 20th, 2005, 03:07 PM
*kills court jury* for not sending my annoying sister to jail for hitting me.

Karasu
December 20th, 2005, 03:13 PM
*Kills George Bush with a dagger* DIE, YOU *beep*

brotlov
December 20th, 2005, 03:14 PM
*Kills asana bin laden for having a beard longer then mine.*

MAR Heaven
December 20th, 2005, 03:16 PM
*Kills the Rugrats*

WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND I SAW YOUR SHOW YOU HAD HUGE HEADS!!!!!

brotlov
December 20th, 2005, 03:45 PM
*Kills Bill Gates* for not giving me 99.9 of his profits.

~\"Metal Sonic"/~
December 20th, 2005, 04:06 PM
*Gets V-Rex to eat creator of Bonus Stage*

That's for killing off Rya!

Alex The Great Master
December 21st, 2005, 08:02 AM
*kills the man that made Wario World with a knife*
That's for making waste money on a game so short that I beated it in two days!

QT Plusle
December 21st, 2005, 08:12 AM
Well...I am not violent but...

*Kills Teletubbies* for poisoning the mind of my lil bro liam! - (who had to sleep with his toy po untill he was like, 7 years old! XD)

Cloud_boy
December 21st, 2005, 11:03 AM
*Shoots Guy who works at Burger King*
That is for taking 40 minutes to make a stupid Whooper.

brotlov
December 21st, 2005, 12:29 PM
*kill guy at donut king* that's for making me having to buy a drink to get a free donut.

Flabébé
December 21st, 2005, 01:56 PM
*Kills Ed Edd and Eddy* HATE EM!

Amy-chan
December 22nd, 2005, 12:47 PM
*shoves some of Severus Snape's own poison down his throat* THAT's for betraying the one person who trusted you! And being mean to Harry all the time! And favoring your own house! And being a traitor to your 'side'! *has an uncontrollable rampaging rant* Die, you little....

[CENSORED: Language, Violence, and Some Harry Potter Spoilers]
You don't wanna know what I was thinking about posting just now..... O_O; It would have been very vindictively satisfying, but.... Oh well. I will just hold it in my mind as long as possible. *evil grin*

DarkThunder
December 23rd, 2005, 02:33 PM
I can kill someone.But that means someone can kill me .AHHHHHHHH!!!*kills myself*

brotlov
December 24th, 2005, 02:07 AM
*kills iraks Prime Minister* that's for declering war!