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Dragon-Chan
December 18th, 2005, 05:40 PM
Tell corny, cheesy, bad, good, whatever...pokémon jokes here.

What's a Shadow Pokémon's favorite smilie?
XD

What Pokémon do geometry students use?
Linoone.

What trainer would get mixed with a Fire Pokémon?
Ash.

Why did the male Pokémon like the Blaziken?
She was a hot chick.

Let's hear those cheezy Pokémon jokes of yours. XD

~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~
December 18th, 2005, 07:33 PM
Q: What did the Pichu (who refused to even talk) say when he had to go to the bathroom?

A: "Pi"

poke lover
December 20th, 2005, 02:23 AM
How does a Pikachi sound when he sneezes?

Pik "achoo!"
Heard that in the 3rd grade, very bad joke, lol.

Shiny Meganium
December 20th, 2005, 05:42 AM
This is so lame:
Q: How do you get a thousand Pikachus on a bus?
A: You poke 'em on! -_-'

Eon-Rider
December 21st, 2005, 09:09 PM
What Pokémon do geometry students use?
Linoone.
I don't understand that one...

Omega Latios
December 21st, 2005, 09:20 PM
How Many Latos's You Need To Change A Lamp?

None. They Don't Live In A House.

Smarties-chan
December 23rd, 2005, 12:26 PM
Why did I (Smarty_Arty) cross the road?
To huggle a Cradily, of course! o.O Pretty lame, huh? Well... you haven't seen anything yet, here's another one...

A Lugia was coming home from a party, when suddenly, a Chinchou pops out from nowhere. What was Lugia's reaction? It was a complete shock

Wait, I have another one...

What do you get when you cross a Zapdos with a Blissey? Shock terapy

pretty stupid, right? It took me about two minutes to come up with all three of them.

PS. They aren't even supposed to be funny

~Smarty_Arty~

EmeraldSky
December 23rd, 2005, 12:36 PM
Why id Pikachu cross the road?
To prove to Ash that he wasn't chicken! (drums and laugh track)

Omega Latios
December 23rd, 2005, 12:41 PM
Why Did Latios Cross A Road?

It Always Levitates In Air So It Wanted To Try Something New ^^

Smarties-chan
December 23rd, 2005, 01:04 PM
What did celebi say when it was late for an important meeting?

Don't worry, I got all the time in the world o.O

~Smarty_Arty~

Shiny Meganium
December 24th, 2005, 09:50 AM
This is an ancient one:
Q:What's a Snorlax's favourite sport?
A: Squash!

Chiru
December 24th, 2005, 10:48 AM
I don't understand that one...

Linoone = LINE-oone. Geography uses lines and stuff.

Q: Why did the Pokemon cross the road?
A: Because he FELT like it, GOSH! I mean, does there really have to be some kind of deep, significant meaning behind crossing a @$#% road?

So, one day Ash walked into a bar and said "ow".

Dragonite Tamer
December 25th, 2005, 08:08 AM
This is not really a joke but...

Q:What do you get if you cross Pidgey with Santa.

A:Delibird -_-''

lol, that's just stating facts.