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T3h BOB
January 8th, 2006, 07:54 PM
Anyone here besides me take ninjitsu?
For those that don't, and don't even know what
it is, I've heart it is the art of the ninja. But
what do I know, I'm just a whitebelt.

Kurono
January 8th, 2006, 07:57 PM
I'd like to take ninjutsu.

But I'm enough of a ninja already..XD

T3h BOB
January 8th, 2006, 08:00 PM
I'd like to take ninjutsu.

But I'm enough of a ninja already..XD
Hmm. I see. I'm not much of a ninja, more like what you get when you cross
the opposite of pure agileness, a mega-powerhouse, and a professor.

John Denver
January 8th, 2006, 08:10 PM
Hmm. I see. I'm not much of a ninja, more like what you get when you cross
the opposite of pure agileness, a mega-powerhouse, and a professor.

That makes no sense whatsoever

T3h BOB
January 8th, 2006, 08:44 PM
What I mean is I am really slow, strong, bad at jumping, and intellectually high-class.

Esupio
January 10th, 2006, 08:07 AM
Well the art of the ninja is really called ju-jitsu and I'd love to train as a ninja.

Ryoutarou
January 10th, 2006, 08:35 AM
No it isn't. O_o

The "art" of the Ninja is nothing more than thievery and murder. There was nothing good about being one in the Feudal era, and there's nothing good about being one now. Ninja were nothing more than hired guns, they were the scum of their time.

John Denver
January 10th, 2006, 10:05 AM
What I mean is I am really slow, strong, bad at jumping, and intellectually high-class.

You're eleven years old dude...

Your parents probably enrolled you in jujitsu because you whined and begged them to after watching some TV show falsely portraying ninjas in it. And now that you've learned how to kick your foot in the air, you think you're suddenly this amazingly enlightened ninja...

funny

Allstories
January 10th, 2006, 04:03 PM
Don't you guys know anything? The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm)

DarkCircuit
January 10th, 2006, 07:02 PM
No it isn't. O_o

The "art" of the Ninja is nothing more than thievery and murder. There was nothing good about being one in the Feudal era, and there's nothing good about being one now. Ninja were nothing more than hired guns, they were the scum of their time.
They were assasins.

And yes, they were low class ... but skills of deception, theivery, and weapon-wielding can come in handy.

I'd rather be a ninja than a samurai. I want to be the minority~

Supreme Edgeboy Max
January 11th, 2006, 03:13 AM
Ninjas = Hireable murderers, gangsters, theives, criminals from Japanese feudal eras. And if you're on about belts, that's karate.

John Denver
January 11th, 2006, 05:40 AM
So we can all infer that the started of this thread doesn't have a clue what he's talking about? Neh...lovely

Ryoutarou
January 11th, 2006, 06:35 AM
They were assasins.

And yes, they were low class ... but skills of deception, theivery, and weapon-wielding can come in handy.

I'd rather be a ninja than a samurai. I want to be the minority~
They were hitmen, that's all there is to it. If you were one, chances are, ironically enough, the government would hire more Ninja to kill you...who then they themselves would be killed off. Those skills only came in handy because in that time, people were weak and didn't know how to defend themselves. Carrying a sword was punishable by execution. They took advantage of people, raped women, murdered children, I don't see how any of that is something good to have.

Supreme Edgeboy Max
January 11th, 2006, 07:05 AM
Eh yeah .. there are some people who find ninjas cool. Go for samurais. Or kendo people, they're much better. >_<

T3h BOB
January 11th, 2006, 10:24 AM
You're eleven years old dude...

Your parents probably enrolled you in jujitsu because you whined and begged them to after watching some TV show falsely portraying ninjas in it. And now that you've learned how to kick your foot in the air, you think you're suddenly this amazingly enlightened ninja...

funny
Dude, there are 5 problems with that.
1: I may be 11, but I am extremely overmature. For a good example, take some
girl's boyfriend, add the age of eleven without the mentally inmature parts and give him the urge to
watch "Monty Python's Flying Ciurcus" but half for the humor and half for the naughty bits.
2: I already knew how to kick my foot in the air like that.
3: I do not whine and beg. When my parents tell me to do something, I stick with it.
4: I HATE fighting movies! (Except Super Mario Bros. since it has
a little humor XD) When I watch TV (which is almost never 'cause I'm usually too caught
up in making a game or playing one I already made or trying to crash my Silver rom or
posting here) I watch things like "SpongeBob SquarePants", or "Ed, Edd, and Eddy",
or "Tom and Jerry".
5: My parents wanted me to go to ninjitsu. It was
me who didn't want to go. But I'm happy now, seeing as now
I realise how much I need to lose wieght. (Trust me, I am VERY
fat. XD)

If I said anything to make you feel bad, I appologize for such.

Edit: Oh, and no flaming.

John Denver
January 11th, 2006, 10:56 AM
You're immaturity level has doubled now

T3h BOB
January 11th, 2006, 10:59 AM
That's great for you.
I've always favored maturity, but I'll settle for that, too.

John Denver
January 11th, 2006, 11:00 AM
So can you beat up any little kids with your mad nijutsu skills?

T3h BOB
January 11th, 2006, 11:03 AM
No, because maturity is intelligent.
I also favor intelligence over strength.
Brutal strength means nearly nothing to me,
while intelligence means the world. Yes, I
know that Einstien thinks creativity is more important
than intelligence, but I think the opposite.
...Besides, why would I want to do that?
I love little kids! They're cute.
They're cute. They're cute. They're cute.
They're cute. They're cute. They're cute.
They're cute. They're cute. They're cute...........
Need I say more? XD

John Denver
January 11th, 2006, 11:20 AM
No, because maturity is intelligent.
I also favor intelligence over strength.
Brutal strength means nearly nothing to me,
while intelligence means the world. Yes, I
know that Einstien thinks creativity is more important
than intelligence, but I think the opposite.
...Besides, why would I want to do that?
I love little kids! They're cute.
They're cute. They're cute. They're cute.
They're cute. They're cute. They're cute.
They're cute. They're cute. They're cute...........
Need I say more? XD

But you're a little kid...

vain...

Esupio
January 11th, 2006, 11:34 AM
How can Einstien think?, he's dead

T3h BOB
January 11th, 2006, 11:35 AM
I meant "Einstien thought". Sorry.
Edit:
But you're a little kid...

vain...
Oh. I thought you meant kids younger than I, judging by the way you said it.
Sorry for the misbelief. But still, I would only need that if the kid meant to do something bad to me,
and all other attempts to stop him, such as telling a teacher, or running away, were to fail.

Ryoutarou
January 11th, 2006, 11:41 AM
No, because maturity is intelligent.
I also favor intelligence over strength.
Brutal strength means nearly nothing to me.
You have never seriously studied the martial arts have you...?

T3h BOB
January 11th, 2006, 12:20 PM
No, I have not. Remember when I said I was a whitebelt?
Well in my other class (Tae-Kwon-Do) I was a whitebelt two-stripe.
Whenever I was practicing kicks on the bag, I knocked back the black-belt
who was holding it, too. Though I suppose that's pretty easy to do.

DarkCircuit
January 11th, 2006, 02:19 PM
Eh yeah .. there are some people who find ninjas cool. Go for samurais. Or kendo people, they're much better. >_<
When I get to my Japanese school, I plan on being in the Kendo Club.

...that my friends, would be awesome.

Ryoutarou
January 11th, 2006, 03:38 PM
You people have some weird misconceptions.

DarkCircuit
January 11th, 2006, 03:58 PM
You people have some weird misconceptions.
Frankly, let's remember that all ninjas weren't the same...just as all politicians aren't evil.

And also, all we can study is scrolls of past times. None of us were alive back then obviously.

Ryoutarou
January 11th, 2006, 04:14 PM
Scrolls? There are journals, pictorial recordings. Seriously, Japan was a civilized country back then, save for the government, which is how the era got it's title. And yes, most if not all Ninja were in fact street trash. Ninja was not a title given to a student of a teaching, it was a title given to a crook.

DarkCircuit
January 11th, 2006, 04:16 PM
Scrolls? There are journals, pictorial recordings. Seriously, Japan was a civilized country back then, save for the government, which is how the era got it's title. And yes, most if not all Ninja were in fact street trash. Ninja was not a title given to a student of a teaching, it was a title given to a crook.
Well, I won't argue seeing as you studied Japan.


And for kicks and giggles~

narutos a ninjaa!!111 thy musst b go0d!!11

John Denver
January 11th, 2006, 06:29 PM
I have a theory:

Fact: Social Idiots know little of the real world

Fact: "true" anime fans, are usually Social Idiots

Conjecture #1: 90% of the kids that watch anime are, unfortunately, social idiots, they shall herein be known as MISINFORMED

Conjecture #2: 90% of said MISINFORMED think that anime portrays things like ninjas, pirates and oldern japan--all accurately.

Theory: MISINFORMED will grow up one day realizing they have to get a job, and fail at life

I'm writing a book

T3h BOB
January 11th, 2006, 07:02 PM
Wow. I'm glad I don't watch that kind of show.

DarkCircuit
January 11th, 2006, 07:04 PM
I have a theory:

Fact: Social Idiots know little of the real world

Fact: "true" anime fans, are usually Social Idiots

Conjecture #1: 90% of the kids that watch anime are, unfortunately, social idiots, they shall herein be known as MISINFORMED

Conjecture #2: 90% of said MISINFORMED think that anime portrays things like ninjas, pirates and oldern japan--all accurately.

Theory: MISINFORMED will grow up one day realizing they have to get a job, and fail at life

I'm writing a book
You should.

I'm sure it'd be a best seller...theories sell.

Supreme Edgeboy Max
January 12th, 2006, 01:42 AM
-_-;; Someone needs to grow up and get a life ...
Look, there isn't nothing GOOD about Ninjas. If ya'll would like to give them points for style, go ahead. But what they did were not good.


And for the fun of it ...ZOMG! POWER RANGERS IS NINJAS!! W00T W00T!!11one

manga-ka
January 12th, 2006, 06:04 PM
LOL.Thats all I did reading your posts T3h bob.....and BTW your title discribes you perfectly! Before you post how about think first? Ninjas don't existests in todays world, They are called criminals today. And there are NO such things
as Ninja(crimanal) school.........T____T.Why would your Parents enroll you in ninja school?


I think this Kids trying to talk about Karate....


Seriously,get a life. + grow up.

Umm mods wouldn't this thread kinda be considered SPAM?

and for the fun of it..... ONGZZ!! juuuuo performmed da shrigans!!111one two Q.

T3h BOB
January 12th, 2006, 08:05 PM
If I were talking about karate, I would be talking about karate, not Boh-shi-khan (spelling?).

Eon-Rider
January 12th, 2006, 08:16 PM
I've never actually heard of anything called Ninijitsu so... I dunno.

T3h BOB
January 12th, 2006, 08:20 PM
I see. My teacher told everyone it was Ninjitsu, but my eyes proved him wrong.
When I looked at the sign, it said "Boh-shi-khan class".

Eon-Rider
January 12th, 2006, 08:22 PM
Oh. XD
That's kinda odd.

T3h BOB
January 12th, 2006, 09:15 PM
I agree, and t3h oddness is giving me a headache which I do not feel.
...
...
...
Yes, I know I make no sense whatsoever. XD

Supreme Edgeboy Max
January 13th, 2006, 11:16 PM
...


What DO they teach you in that ninja-school? <_< Maybe a few katas or something and ya'll go hiya and throw plastic shurikens..

Happy Dude
January 14th, 2006, 01:46 AM
OMG111 this kid wants to be a Ninja Kinda cute in a way.

So what have they been teaching you anyways.ROFL

Supreme Edgeboy Max
January 14th, 2006, 01:52 AM
OMG111 this kid wants to be a Ninja Kinda cute in a way.

So what have they been teaching you anyways.ROFL
>_< Now THAT was spam. If you must say something, at least say it properly and eh .. try not to be weird?

Who knows what they've been teaching him. Its ninjutsu, and some other martial art mixed .. *sweatdrop*

Happy Dude
January 14th, 2006, 02:20 AM
Hmm supreme max guy fellow:Umm no

I asked him a question about what they was teaching him i didnt mean it in a bad way you Mod wanna be your post was spam

Supreme Edgeboy Max
January 14th, 2006, 02:31 AM
^_^ Random flames are nice and warming. Not really, you posted in a weird spammy way. This gets a report. And besides, you repeated a question I already asked properly.

XD Mod wannabe.. *dies laughing*

Happy Dude
January 14th, 2006, 02:34 AM
*is too tired to keep relpying to n00b posts*

so i'll close by saying dont post if you are gunna flame people you started the flaming and you can end it by reporting yourself ^-^

Supreme Edgeboy Max
January 14th, 2006, 03:08 AM
XD Now he calls me a n00b.. eh, I've reported. The staff'll do what's needed. D=

Back on topic - as for that Boh Shi Khan thing.. I googled it and I found nothing. Are you sure you spelt it right? I tried Kan as well.

T3h BOB
January 14th, 2006, 05:12 PM
I probably didn't. Anyway, they haven't taught me much. I learned more in Tae-Kwon-Do...
Nearly all this class has taught me that I didn't already know from Tae-Kwon-Do (Korean)
was how to jump pretty high and roll around on the floor. I mainly like it there because the
master is nice and my best friend goes there.

TwinScythe
January 16th, 2006, 01:18 AM
Well I'm quite experienced in several arts
Purple belt in Ninjutsu
Something(forgot :/) in Jujutsu
Orange belt (pretty low :/) in Aikijutsu

and well although ninjas were hired as assasins, more often they were just hired(or on their own o_O) as common theifs, guards, old plain or scouts. Its a shame but their life wasn't much of thrill but I would do it =)

T3h BOB
January 16th, 2006, 08:04 AM
PEOPLES! I think you don't understand me. I want to be a scientist, not a ninja!
My parents want me to be a ninja. That's because they think I need excersise, and
they are right! They don't really think that a ninja is what you guys know a ninja is!
Can you just respect that? If you can't (as in you find it too stupid and/or
screamingly funny) then that's okay, too. I'll just try to get a moderator to close this topic.

John Denver
January 16th, 2006, 09:14 AM
PEOPLES! I think you don't understand me. I want to be a scientist, not a ninja!
My parents want me to be a ninja. That's because they think I need excersise, and
they are right! They don't really think that a ninja is what you guys know a ninja is!
Can you just respect that? If you can't (as in you find it too stupid and/or
screamingly funny) then that's okay, too. I'll just try to get a moderator to close this topic.

Then why is the title of this thread "Nijitsu" and not "Scientist, yo!"

T3h BOB
January 16th, 2006, 09:32 AM
Because I thought I took ninjitsu and I am not a scientist.
I wanted to find people who do something I do so I could make friends
with them. (Note: Will someone plz close this?)

Ryoutarou
January 16th, 2006, 09:47 AM
Your wish is my command oh great chop-chop.