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Let's Fighting Love
January 26th, 2006, 03:17 PM
It's basicly a comedy skit me and my friends came up with. Where we start every funny sentence with Confucius says.
For example: "Confusius says Don't join gangs or mine will come kill you all."

Now it's your chance to make some.

Flabébé
January 26th, 2006, 03:26 PM
Confusius say man who stand one toilet high on pot!
Confusius say baseball rules wrong man with four balls cant walk.

Let's Fighting Love
January 26th, 2006, 03:30 PM
Confusius says get your hands out of my cheerios!

sorry yours are so funny I wasn't able to come up with anything else.

THIRTY-SIX
January 27th, 2006, 05:08 AM
Confusius say man who stand one toilet high on pot!
Confusius say baseball rules wrong man with four balls cant walk.
niice xP
Comfusius says what you got, you gotta put in in you, do a little dance and drink a little water
ok not funny.....
{thats what yours reminded me of xD}

charizard_maa
January 27th, 2006, 05:22 AM
Confusius say don't stand in the toilet.

Confusius say that your village called and they want their idiot back.

Confusius say stop saying my name.

THIRTY-SIX
January 27th, 2006, 06:43 AM
Confusius say stop saying my name.ahh an easy one :
Confusius says my name is Earl
you know where i got inspired from ;D

Dogboy2709
January 27th, 2006, 07:31 AM
Comfusius says Don't Drink Yellow toilet water.
Comfusius says Don't drink the snake mix in a lemanade contain
Comfusius says be Quiet! i'm trying to sleep!

Let's Fighting Love
January 27th, 2006, 10:23 AM
Confusius say WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME WHAT I SAY!

Dogboy2709
January 27th, 2006, 10:33 AM
Confusius says Play a nintendo DS!

that's the only one i could think of, XD

THIRTY-SIX
January 27th, 2006, 10:36 AM
Confusius says Play a nintendo DS!

that's the only one i could think of, XD
i got a slightly better one
Confusius says Touch Me, no the DS
ok it sucked

Let's Fighting Love
January 27th, 2006, 10:39 AM
okay that one was good.( Awesome.)
Confusius say I'm out.

THIRTY-SIX
January 27th, 2006, 10:43 AM
O.o
Confusius says use a fortune cookie next time

Let's Fighting Love
January 27th, 2006, 10:44 AM
LOL
Confusius say what happened to Opium?

Dogboy2709
January 27th, 2006, 12:15 PM
Confusius says oh! i just farted!

got that one from my RL dad.

Ryoutarou
January 27th, 2006, 12:17 PM
Confucius says you should learn how to spell his name right

Simmons_2.0
January 27th, 2006, 12:58 PM
Confucias say: If you Don't shut up I'll stick my foot up yer bum. (Friend Made that)

Dogboy2709
January 27th, 2006, 02:43 PM
Confucias says Wash my glasses! they are dirty!
Confucias says don't wash anything with yellow toilet water

(you know what's crazy? in my histoy clas, we are studying about Confucias!)

Let's Fighting Love
January 28th, 2006, 09:49 AM
we just finished learning about him so that's how I came up with it.
Confucius say OH MY DEAR GOD WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT!

Simmons_2.0
January 28th, 2006, 09:57 AM
Confucias say: What confucias say?