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azn_trainer
January 27th, 2006, 12:07 AM
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to
become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a
suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds
and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast
because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture
shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes
the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha!
He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you
two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING
because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best
answer you can come up with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to
the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is
your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds"
. . . think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and
says, "Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really
doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer . . . wait here for a few
minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on
that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the
suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE!
The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work!
How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular
glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.

THIRTY-SIX
January 27th, 2006, 12:34 AM
its sterotyping but lol its funny xD

Eon-Rider
January 27th, 2006, 01:02 AM
O.o

That's weird... *doesn't really get the joke*

Micans
January 27th, 2006, 04:12 AM
its sterotyping but lol its funny xD


All blond jokes are stereotyping, but only blonds who really are stupid care.

O.o

That's weird... *doesn't really get the joke*

*doesn't insult* The third blond made a seemingly intelligent answer (he wore contact lenses), and the policeman was astounded by the fact that this turned out to be true. When he asked how she did it, she also thought that his profile view was his actual face, like the other two blonds.

Randall Raichu
January 27th, 2006, 10:14 PM
HAHA!! NICE!! THat was good...

Innocence
January 28th, 2006, 02:02 AM
Yeah, isn't it weird that two "blonde jokes" happen in the one "season" of threads?

Yuka
January 28th, 2006, 06:54 AM
Hehe,this joke of yours is funny! No,weird things always happen here...^^

John Denver
January 28th, 2006, 09:13 AM
The only reason you posted this joke is because Kazuhito posted a joke thread, he got posts, and you wanted to do the same...

good job

Drummershuff
January 28th, 2006, 09:20 AM
hehe, thats was quite a good joke.

Dawg 2005
January 28th, 2006, 06:30 PM
The only reason you posted this joke is because Kazuhito posted a joke thread, he got posts, and you wanted to do the same...

good job
XD

That's a great joke, it's one of those ones you can remember for awhile, bad ones just leave me, XD.