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Space Guard
February 26th, 2006, 01:26 AM
Ever seen that boy/girl that has caught your eye? wanted to ask her out but frightened that they will say 'no'? Well in this thread you can post lines that have worked for you and have got you that very special person, here's one that worked for me:
'If you held 12 roses up in a miror you would see 13 beautiful things'
What has worked for you? post your comments,
Oh! I almost forgot! You can request lines on th9is thread

_Huggle_Bunny_
February 26th, 2006, 01:59 AM
lol...That line Is Funny....And Im Not To Good At Pick Up Lines...

Drifblim
February 26th, 2006, 04:17 AM
Chime in on the conversation — that's significantly more effective than walking up and asking right out of the blue.

mewtweak
February 26th, 2006, 05:16 AM
thanks to my english teacher for making me read julius ceasar. i learned some things about manipulation and ever since then, i've had more girlfriends in a year than the previous. may just be coincidence though. i don't just use them for sex or anything like that though. after a while, me and/or a girl just lose interest and we just become friends. it's nice having girls as friends, you can talk to them about girls and ask for advice to help you out. (find out their secrets, lol)
what i learned about teenage girls: imo, but if i'm wrong and you wanna talk crap about me, please keep it to yourself. (this is only my oppinion. if you want to add anything or modify anything, it's cool. just dont' talk crap about me. so here we go)
1. most teenage girls aren't into full on good gentleman, yes, most high school girls just wanna have fun....
2. girls say, "just be yourself"...that's correct, don't be too nice, if you're feeling wild, be wild. if you wanna touch her, touch her. if you wanna kiss her, kiss her.
3. as long as your not ugly and she's not busy with other things, a girl likes it when you go up to her and just talk to her. (specially in front of her friends, lol, so she'll have something to brag about. if you think you're ugly, be careful about this step), they love that confident thing
4. before and beginning of the "relationship", when me and a girl are alone talking, i like to talk in the most upbeat way, like full of energy. with a little touch of sex topics (not enough to scare her off, just enough to spice up the convo, i don't wanna get bored), and when i talk that way, my face would look like it's saying, "i wanna rip your clothes off and kc*f you the whole day and night"

hahaha, have to remember though, we live in different places, with different people. i live in hawaii. what works for me might not work for someone from jupiter. and i dont' think my way is for a long "relationship". i just grad from high school, whatever my profile on the right side say aren't real. i don't like to put real profile on anything i sign up for, for security reason. i don't know if my ways will work for more mature woman. i'm cool with it, college's coming up next anywayz.


for lines, it was so funny when i did this. i bought the biggest chocolate bar i could find, i forgot what was the candy, it was a while ago, and when we were cruizing, i asked her, "how would you like ___inches of pure pleasure in you?",she said, "what?" with her and her friend's laughter, and then i took out the chocolate bar, lol. i was trying to pick her up indirectly with that line, lol

mewtweak
February 26th, 2006, 05:17 AM
****, it was that long???..............

Lucid
February 26th, 2006, 10:52 AM
****, it was that long???..............
First off, that was a double post, don't do that, use the edit button in the lower right-hand side of your post, second, don't cuss, and third, that was spam, don't make another post like that again.

Esupio
February 26th, 2006, 11:37 AM
"hi"
"hi"
"sup?"
"well I was doing work untill I was distracted by your beauty"

Crap I know, got me my Girlfriend though

Allstories
February 26th, 2006, 04:09 PM
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Chase Leader
February 26th, 2006, 04:28 PM
(About to say my pick up line...)
Random Girl: Yes, yes I will go out with you...
Me: ...?(Shrugs)

No seriously, I really don't use pick-up lines they just make you sound stupid.

mewtweak
February 26th, 2006, 04:30 PM
First off, that was a double post, don't do that, use the edit button in the lower right-hand side of your post, second, don't cuss, and third, that was spam, don't make another post like that again.

sorry man, didn't think the "d" word was counted as swearing. i'm still new to pokecommunity, my bad, none of those will happen again. thanks for telling me the rules.

Tapioca
February 27th, 2006, 05:54 AM
Leaving a stupid confessions note in my planner was my first... -.-'

Dawson
February 27th, 2006, 07:07 AM
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
That was just...awesome.

Pick up lines don't work, plain and simple. Unless, of course, the girl is extremely stupid or easy. But then you wouldn't need a pick up line anyway.

Chase Leader
February 27th, 2006, 11:47 AM
I dis-agree with the statement above, I think that pick-up lines most of the time, make you sound stupid, however I could see how a girl would melt if you said the right line no matter if its cheezy or stupid...it could work.

Poke Mastr
February 27th, 2006, 04:22 PM
My favorite...

'Were you ingected with estrogen? Cuz you whole lota woman" XD

Kylie-chan
February 27th, 2006, 05:47 PM
I would be offended if a guy used pick up lines on me x: it's an insult to the girl's intelligence. And they sound odd. o_o;

Psychotic_Demon
February 27th, 2006, 06:14 PM
I would be offended if a guy used pick up lines on me x: it's an insult to the girl's intelligence. And they sound odd. o_o;

Right on, Kylie-chan. n_n' I'm one of the girls who wouldn't go out with just any random guy, I'd have to know him a bit. If anybody came up to me and used a pick-up line, I'd probably punch them. (Which I have done before... >_>')

Dawg 2005
February 27th, 2006, 06:22 PM
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Pure awesomeness, XD.

I don't use pick up lines, I don't like sounding like an idiot in front of a girl I like, although I said one once(don't remember what though, XD) and it got me a girlfriend for a month who decided to sorta cheat on me, I didn't give though, XD.

All I would do is leave a note, sadly, XD.

Agent9
February 27th, 2006, 09:43 PM
I'm 11, but I've heard some of those six graders at my school. Man are they cheesy.....

For Example some of them say the common one like...

Guy: Can I have your picture?
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

SOme of them say that the Santa part melts the girls heart because little kids like Santa. But i don't care about pick up lines as stuff. They're funny though, I gotta admit.

Kylie-chan
February 27th, 2006, 09:47 PM
Well, they are amusing to read. xD;

Just plain out weird when you hear it out loud.

Chase Leader
February 27th, 2006, 09:48 PM
Some girls will hate you for using them, but there probably are a few out there that aren't cheezy and its not really an insult...but those are one in a million.

Kylie-chan
February 27th, 2006, 09:51 PM
...not a direct insult, more like an insult that: "I think that you have a brain the size of a flea and that a stupid play on words will win you over" O_o;

Samurai X
February 27th, 2006, 09:57 PM
Oh man, I have to say that I love reading pick-up lines, they are funny!! I don't use them though, it's just not me, I do use them as jokes though, not for the intention of getting the girl but to make them laugh, it's weird. I will post some that I think are funny though.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Kylie-chan
February 27th, 2006, 10:11 PM
Yes, edit it, please. It's a bit suggestive. x:

I've heard the first one before on another thread like this. Every so once in a while, PC is treated to a selection of the silliest pick-up lines ever invented <3

Samurai X
February 27th, 2006, 10:25 PM
I love these kind of things, many people see pick-up lines as an actual way of getting a girl which like Kylie said, may offend some girls because they are being considered dumb or stupid. I on the other hand, think that pick-up lines are more like jokes that you use to be funny, I don't know how to explain it but..........yeah.

Hitokiri
February 28th, 2006, 06:13 AM
"Are you from Tennessee? 'cause you're the only '10' I see!"

XD I heard one of my friends use this once. He was joking of course, but it made the girl laugh. I think pick up lines are, usually, a bad idea. But if you deliver them good enough, and the pick up line isn't too raunchy, it can let the girl know that you have a sense of humor ^_^

I didn't get my girlfriend with a pick up line. It was the typical introduce, talk, befriend, ask out, accept...that's it! It's not as exciting as a pick up line, but it works more often XDD

Kylie-chan
February 28th, 2006, 10:02 PM
"Are you from Tennessee? 'cause you're the only '10' I see!"

XD I heard one of my friends use this once. He was joking of course, but it made the girl laugh. I think pick up lines are, usually, a bad idea. But if you deliver them good enough, and the pick up line isn't too raunchy, it can let the girl know that you have a sense of humor ^_^

I didn't get my girlfriend with a pick up line. It was the typical introduce, talk, befriend, ask out, accept...that's it! It's not as exciting as a pick up line, but it works more often XDD
And it's less ridiculous XD

NiNGi
February 28th, 2006, 11:04 PM
"if I were you, I'd have sex with me."

Kylie-chan
February 28th, 2006, 11:16 PM
...that's to the point. XD;

NiNGi
February 28th, 2006, 11:18 PM
Works all the time for me. :]

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klol

Space Guard
March 4th, 2006, 11:10 PM
I REALLY need a pick-up line, a very, very good one. Recently my almost-got-to-be-her boyfriend-style-girlfriend said that I lied about something so she cancelled the 'order', are there any lines that can get me back? Please help!!

Kylie-chan
March 4th, 2006, 11:11 PM
...no, pick-up lines'll just make you look ridiculous. o_o I'd try and talk to her diplomatically and apologise, not try to charm her back.

_Huggle_Bunny_
March 4th, 2006, 11:14 PM
"hi"
"hi"
"sup?"
"well I was doing work untill I was distracted by your beauty"

Crap I know, got me my Girlfriend though
wow that worked....XD

Thats Funny....

And I kinda Dont Know Any Lines...Cause I Like Never Tell A Gurl That i Like her...XD...Im Shy...

Space Guard
March 4th, 2006, 11:29 PM
I thought I was shy XD, Here is the story...I asked this girl out and she said yes, after she had ditched her current. (This is over MSN) she then came back to me and said it was all a joke, yeah right, She had her friend round, I asked her two days later and she said still said yes, only cause I was jokin aboout when she said 'I was your first kiss' and i said No you weren't XD' Meaning I was being sarcastic What shall I do!!!

Kylie-chan
March 4th, 2006, 11:35 PM
Explain to her it was a stupid joke. Honesty's the best thing to do.

Space Guard
March 5th, 2006, 12:00 AM
I did then she said 'no excuses'. and she gave me a kiss on friday.... almost like she's had a personality change, anyway I can only talk to her for 5 minutes before she blocks me and | can't talk anymore
I told her it was a joke 5 times yesterday but she wouldn't have it...
Anyway I have a piccy of her if you want to see her?

Kylie-chan
March 5th, 2006, 12:26 AM
Well, if she's not open-minded enough to even accept the possibility that what you were saying was true, why do you really want to be with her? o_o

Space Guard
March 5th, 2006, 01:45 AM
cause I do and I REALLY like her

DragonTrainer
March 6th, 2006, 05:31 PM
If I say you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!
Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes
Is there an airport nearby or is my heart just taking off?

XD

Dawg 2005
March 6th, 2006, 06:58 PM
If I say you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!
Do you have a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes
Is there an airport nearby or is my heart just taking off?

XD
The first one had me laughing for awhile, XD.

Agent9
March 7th, 2006, 05:10 PM
You and me both Dawg_2005

DeathMetal Anarchist
March 7th, 2006, 05:18 PM
"Hey,you wanna go to a consert?" then id go to the consert with her and then ask her if she wanted to be my girlfriend,thats how I got my last 5 girlfriends.