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Typhlogirl
April 7th, 2006, 03:24 AM
K-BLEH.

For all who don't know me, my name is Typhlogirl. *waves* The fanfiction that follows this brief message is one that gained a reasonable amount of popularity in the SPPF FF (so many F's XP) section, so I thought I'd post it here and see if members here respond to it the way the members of SPPF did. Even though I recognize quite a few names. ^_~

So yeah. 'Tis is comedy, btw. Rather stupid, IMO. Nothing classical. Gets funnier as it goes along (or so I have been told, anyway). Read it if you want a cheap laugh at the way I portray your favourite characters. If I get a decent amount of replies (which I doubt I will), I will continue to post teh episodes of, oh yeah, it's a Talkshow. Fwee. SO...yeah. Here it is, for your viewing pleasure/displeasure. And it's rated PG-13, for adult themes and swearing.

P.S. Oh yeah, if you are going to reply, please for the love of god, no one-line posts. This fic has seen too many.

P.P.S The first few episodes don't really reflect on the quality of the ones to come, so don't judge the fic by these first few. >_<


PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: Well duh

Typhlogirl: Shut up Micheal!!! Anywayz, dis is a talk show where I am the host. Enjoy!!

Episode One: Gangsters

Typhlogirl: Hello, it’s me, you’re host, Typhlogirl!! Today on our show, we have the scum of the pokemon world-

Archie: That’s a bit harsh!!

Giovanni: You just can’t accept the truth

Typhlogirl: -here for an exclusive chat. You know them, you hate them-

Archie: That’s not true!!

Maxie: Maybe not in my case. I have heaps of fangirls. You’re just…meh.

Archie: I guess you’re right. *depressed*

Typhlogirl: Guys, please stop interrupting!!!

All three: Sorry

Typhlogirl: *back on track* -and here they are! Giovanni of Team Rocket, Archie of Team Aqua and Maxie of Team Magma!! Say hi guys!!

Giovanni: Hello

Maxie: Hi

Archie: Greetings Earthlings!!!

Everyone present: O_O;

Archie: *grumbling* oh fine, I was just trying to make it interesting!!

Typhlogirl: O.o Anyway, let’s start the conversation. What’s it like being the head of a feared criminal organization?

Maxie: I presume that question is only directed at Giovanni and me, because no one fears Team Aqua.

Archie: Why you little-

Typhlogirl: *raising voice* Okay, let’s change the question. Giovanni, what exactly are the goals of your organization?

Giovanni: Well that’s quite simple Typhlogirl. We aim to take over the world with super powered genetically modified pokemon!!

Archie: Like Maxie’s Mightyena’s.

Maxie: Shut up!!

Typhlogirl: Why do you want to take over the world?

Giovanni: Another simple question. BECAUSE I AM EEEEEVILLL!!!!! *laughs like a maniac and falls backwards off chair*

Typhlogirl: -_-; Okay, what about you, Maxie?”

Maxie: Well, we intend to expand the landmass to be…equal… with the sea. Oh f*** it, we intend to make the land so big that it covers the sea and makes more places for people to live!!! Happy?!

Typhlogirl: Very. Just please ease up on the swearing.

Maxie: If you insist.

Archie: *snickers uncontrollably*

Maxie: *angry* What’s so **** funny?

Archie: *calms down* Oh please. That goal is so pathetic. You’ll never succeed to beat Team Aqua at our goal!!!!

Maxie: You’re just afraid of Team Magma defeating you!!

Archie: Yeah right. I’m afraid of nothing.

Maxie: Pinecones.

Archie: WHERE!?!? WHERE!?! AAAHHHHHH!!!!! *runs around studio like a madman until crashing into the beverage table*

Archie: Yeep!! Strawberry frosting! Caffeinated beverages! MUFFINS!! THE HORROR!!!

Maxie: Heh heh heh.

Typhlogirl: >_< You are so paying for that Maxie. And I don’t just mean financially.

Maxie: How do you mean?

Typhlogirl: Never mind. You should be able to take a clue.

Maxie: Oh thaaaaat way. *winks*

Typhlogirl: *suddenly gets his meaning* WHY YOU… PERVERT!!! *slaps*

Maxie: *cross eyed* Ow, mummy, that nasty frog just hit me. Smack him!

Typhlogirl: OH, SO I’M A HIM AM I!?!? TAKE THAT!!!! *slaps again*

Giovanni: *stands up * I just got a new idea to cause pain and suffering to innocent little children!! I have to go!! *leaves*

Typhlogirl: Oh great, I just lost one of my guests!!

Archie: *wanders back to seat with pink icing all over his face and donut glasses* I’m back!! But there better not be any more pine cones…

Maxie: *looking drunk* Heeheeheeheeheehee! Cones!! *faints in chair*

Typhlogirl: *clenching teeth and muttering something inaudible until a telephone sounds* What? Oh, we have a caller! Hello this is PokeTalk, who’s calling?

Aqua Admin Shelly: Hi Typhlogirl. I need to talk to Archie for a sec.

Typhlogirl: Go ahead. But you’ll be on speaker phone. We don’t have any others.

Shelly: *to Archie* Er, boss? We’ve got a situation here…

Archie: *munching on donut* What’s the matter?

Shelly: Well, IT got out and is now rampaging around the base.

Archie: IT got out? How!!?!

Shelly: The grunts gave IT too much coffee.

Archie: Dammit! How many times must I tell those fools, only ONE teaspoon!

Shelly: That’s not the worst part. They gave IT coffee…with cream.

Archie: WITH CREAM!?!?!

Shelly: With cream. Now it’s tearing up the base.

Archie: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!! THEY KNOW DAIRY HAS BAD EFFECTS ON GROUDON!!

Maxie: *suddenly waking up* Groudon?

Archie: *hurriedly* Groudon? What Groudon? I’ve got no Groudon! Er, see you later Shelly bye!! * hangs up phone*

Typhlogirl: That was…interesting. Wait, we’ve got another call!

Officer Jenny: Hello, may I please speak to Archie and Maxie?

Typhlogirl: Right here.

Officer Jenny: I just want to say that we’ve got the place surrounded and that you should come out with your hands up!

Archie: Eep.

Maxie: Crap.

Archie: YOU”LL NEVER GET ME OFFICER! AHAHAHAHA!! *throws tiny ball on the floor, causing smoke to appear* GOODBYE!! *smoke clears in three seconds showing Archie trying to climb out a small window*

Everyone: >_<;

Maxie: I am so out of here. *clicks fingers and Magmamobile crashes through roof*

Typhlogirl: I’ll send you the bill, dammit. Anyway, that’s all we have time for today *is interrupted by Archie’s screams he falls out of window* on PokeTalk. So see you next time!!


Yay. So...tell me what you think, if you want. Bye now!

-Typhie (I have to sign my posts with something!! ARGH!)

Zorua
April 7th, 2006, 03:29 AM
K-BLEH.

For all who don't know me, my name is Typhlogirl. *waves* The fanfiction that follows this brief message is one that gained a reasonable amount of popularity in the SPPF FF (so many F's XP) section, so I thought I'd post it here and see if members here respond to it the way the members of SPPF did. Even though I recognize quite a few names. ^_~


Just to tell you, don't compare this forum to SPPF. Staff here don't like that.

oni flygon
April 7th, 2006, 07:27 AM
Just to tell you, don't compare this forum to SPPF. Staff here don't like that.
Now you make us sound so totalitarian... Try to stay on topic please... =D

I'm not really skilled in script fic reviewing so I can't really help much but say that it's a pretty good fic. ;D

Lily
April 7th, 2006, 01:05 PM
Just to tell you, don't compare this forum to SPPF. Staff here don't like that.

Niko, we *are* totalitarians.

Grim humor aside, you are not the one to judge our personal preferences, so please refrain from doing so in the future.

The script (mainly its plot) is mediocre, although as Akinari mentioned, I'm not very skilled either. Usually actions/feelings portrayed through astericks is alien when regarding fanfiction...o.o You might also want to avoid the excessive capslock and exclamation points, as a relatively small amount of them is enough to emphasize the point (italics is better).

Ahh, but 'tis only the first one...I'll wait until the next few installments, I suppose, before finalizing and such~ .-.