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EmeraldSky
April 24th, 2006, 05:05 PM
Since everyone liked the pizza commercial...I thought I'd do another commercial...

"Rock n' Roll Forever"


(We see Ash on the set of a commercial, where some wardrobe attentants are getting him into costume as Kochou, the star of the animated series 'The Adventures of Kochou and the Beautiflies". A brown haired girl watches as the attendants put on the last pieces of the costume: the checkered jecket; complete with a fake white rose, and a long haired silver wig. The girl hangs Ash's cap on a hat stand.)

Attendant: How's he look, Rubina?

Rubina: Just like Kochou! (she runs over to Ash and lets him see the script) This is what you have to sing before the Rock n' Roll Forever CD is described, okay? The chords are there too.

Ash: Got it!

(We blip to the scene of a stage, where Ash, as Kochou, stands at the center before a mic, a red electric guitar in hand. The crew hurries to position)

Rubina: We're on in 3, 2, 1!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 1! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat, but his notes are sounding a little off)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!
Rockin and a reelin,
Reelin and rockin,
Shakin up the human race!
Rubina: Cut! Your guitar's out of tune!

Ash: It is? (checks a few notes. Sure enough, they're horrendously out of tune.) Yeesh, it DOES need to be tuned. (starts tuning his instrument)

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 2! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it--- (strums a few uncertain notes) Line?

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 3! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!
(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!

(Before Ash can sing more, a blast of feedback is heard)

Rubina: Cut! Adjust the microphone!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 5! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash is clearly moving his mouth like he's singing, but we don't hear anything)

Rubina: Cut! The mike needs to be turned on!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 9! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!

Offscreen voice: Jigglypuff, jiggly...

Ash(getting sleepy): Rockin and rollin'... (yawn)

Rubina: Someone get the Jigglypuff (yawn) out of here...

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 13! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash gives his guitar a mighty strum, making a POW! be heard nearby. The crew rushes to extinguish the burning speaker.)

Ash: Oops...

Rubina: It wasn't you, someone turned it up too loud....

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 25! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!
Rockin and a reelin,
Reelin and rockin,
Shakin up the human r- (a Pikachu steals his microphone) HEY! (chases after the Pikachu)

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 33! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat, but the silver wig begins to slip off, revealing his normal black hair He scrambles to keep it on, to no avail.)

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 47! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're--

(We hear a TWANG!)

Ash: Great, I broke a string!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 59! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a glitchy rock beat begins.)

Ash: Wha?

Rubina: Cut! Fix the backup tape!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 64! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!
Rockin and a reelin,
Reelin and rockin,
Shakin up the human race! (As Ash is singing, various arrows start scrolling upwards, obscuring Ash's face)

Rubina: Okay, who's playing DDR when we're supposed to be filming?

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 75! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every--! (trips on a mic wire) YIPE! (falls to the floor with a crash)

Rubina: We'll never get filming done at this rate....

THE END

wobbuffetds
April 24th, 2006, 06:15 PM
You want to know something? I actually kind of like this thing! It shows originality that one doesn't only travel on a journey and do the same thing over and over again, yet can still turn out to be something good. I hope that you'll bring even more characters to this thing and keep up the great work!

EmeraldSky
April 24th, 2006, 06:29 PM
Thank you!

You may want to look at my other one-shot, "The Pika Pizza Commercial", if you haven't already.