lol

[Pax Deorum]

this is obviously not your regular, fat OU team

Snorlax (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 140 HP / 184 Atk / 184 SAtk
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Fire Blast
- Focus Punch
- Body Slam
- Earthquake

Regirock @ Leftovers
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 204 HP / 192 Atk / 112 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Curse
- Rock Slide
- Earthquake
- Explosion

Ludicolo (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Swift Swim
EVs: 204 HP / 156 SAtk / 148 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Leech Seed
- Toxic
- Ice Beam
- Surf

Moltres @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 44 HP / 220 Spd / 244 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Morning Sun
- Will-O-Wisp

Donphan (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 96 Atk / 160 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Rapid Spin
- Roar

Vaporeon (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 156 HP / 252 Def / 100 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Surf
- Wish
- Baton Pass
- Substitute

[Pyrotechnix]

this is obviously not your regular, fat OU team

Snorlax (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 140 HP / 184 Atk / 184 SAtk
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Fire Blast
- Focus Punch
- Body Slam
- Earthquake

16 SAtk EVs are all that are needed to land a guaranteed 2HKO on standard Skarm with Fire Blast, believe it or not. This will definitely help your spreading other places :D

Regirock @ Leftovers
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 204 HP / 192 Atk / 112 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Curse
- Rock Slide
- Earthquake
- Explosion

HP Rock > Rock Slide. You're not going to be flinching very much.

Ludicolo (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Swift Swim
EVs: 204 HP / 156 SAtk / 148 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Leech Seed
- Toxic
- Ice Beam
- Surf

Toxic or Synthesis, and HP Grass > Surf.

Moltres @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 44 HP / 220 Spd / 244 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Morning Sun
- Will-O-Wisp

So this looks pretty **** cool.

Donphan (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 96 Atk / 160 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Rapid Spin
- Roar

K.

Vaporeon (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 156 HP / 252 Def / 100 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Surf
- Wish
- Baton Pass
- Substitute

K.

Zapdos/Raikou beat the crap out of this team.

[Synchronize]

Leadoff with Moltres plz. CB Problems IMO. Needs more Gengar.

[Fr0st]

Might as well give that snorlax Choice band imo

[Squarewalker]

this is obviously not your regular, fat OU team

Snorlax (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 140 HP / 184 Atk / 184 SAtk
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Fire Blast
- Focus Punch
- Body Slam
- Earthquake

more like 140 hp/176 atk/64 satk/rest in sdef

Regirock @ Leftovers
Trait: Clear Body
EVs: 204 HP / 192 Atk / 112 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Curse
- Rock Slide
- Earthquake
- Explosion

those are CT's EVs, right? I prefer max hp/144 atk/rest in def on this though.

Ludicolo (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Swift Swim
EVs: 204 HP / 156 SAtk / 148 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Leech Seed
- Toxic
- Ice Beam
- Surf

needs some def imo to be able to switch into swamperts and other stuff without taking a shitload of damage, and of course, needs max hp as well. synthesis somewhere would help it out a lot, too

Moltres @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 44 HP / 220 Spd / 244 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Morning Sun
- Will-O-Wisp

I like Fthrower/Sub/Protect/WoW; Pressure abuse is just simply awesome.

Donphan (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 96 Atk / 160 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Rapid Spin
- Roar

k, w/e

Vaporeon (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 156 HP / 252 Def / 100 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Surf
- Wish
- Baton Pass
- Substitute
sdef evs are useless on this, and from my experience, it can't hold up a sub for more than one turn, and what's the point of putting up a sub and passing basically nothing? It is also quite fragile, and it won't pass off more than 1 or 2 wishes w/o dying due to not being able to take another 2 hits the next time you'll bring it into play again, so I'd just use [ib/toxic]/protect/surf/wish here.
Even though you have many things on this team to take special hits, expect Zapdos to majorly own you, since Snorlax takes too much damage from a T-bolt on the switch with its current EV spread. Also watch out for Gengar, as a McGar can potentially damage this team as well (but then again, who uses McGar anymore?)