The Family Thread

[Teara]

Ehh? You're older then uz Mattokun? Hmm...how old are you?
(too lazy to check X,x)

[Mattokun]

Ehh? You're older then uz Mattokun? Hmm...how old are you?
(too lazy to check X,x)

16 years young :P

[Teara]

Well you're only three(almozt two...zorta) yearz older then me...That not...*cough* alot @,@
But that'z okay, we'll juzt "conzider" you younger then uz ^_^''''

[Mattokun]

Well you're only three(almozt two...zorta) yearz older then me...That not...*cough* alot @,@
But that'z okay, we'll juzt "conzider" you younger then uz ^_^''''

Hehe, good

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Okay, I am definatly the youngest out of my brothers and sisters! But you can still be the youngest brother Mattokun.

[Mattokun]

Okay, I am definatly the youngest out of my brothers and sisters! But you can still be the youngest brother Mattokun.

Okie dokie

[Pokemaster10000]

HAR...HAR.
You have to be the youngest Teara. :P
Mattokun and Karli are my siblings while your my daughter.
That means you call Mattokun uncle and Karli auntie. XD

So hows school today Teara?
*shrugs* Parents have to go through this everyday. XD

[100marios]

So....this thread explodes while I'm gone eh?
Well, I'm happy to know that we're starting to get things cleared out.
*nudges PM10000*
So, who's your wife? Maybe it can be you-know-who hehe...
*smirks*

[Teara]

HAR...HAR.
You have to be the youngest Teara.
Mattokun and Karli are my siblings while your my daughter.
That means you call Mattokun uncle and Karli auntie. XD

So hows school today Teara?
*shrugs* Parents have to go through this everyday. XD
*ztartz going back in age*
Nooo! Juzt when I got to the top of the food chain I have to go back!
...figurez, juzt when I replace my ztepdad I have to go back to being a little kid;.;

[Pink]

Teara just be thankful your not as old as my grandpa 100marios lol.

[Pokemaster10000]

So, who's your wife? Maybe it can be you-know-who hehe...
*smirks*

*devil face flashes aross his face*
I wish......but you better not tell though. :P
*clenches fist*

It's alright Teara. ;)
I hear some adults saying that they do want to be a kid again. XD

[Scyther5]

*devil face flashes aross his face*
I wish......but you better not tell though. :P
*clenches fist*

It's alright Teara. ;)
I hear some adults saying that they do want to be a kid again. XD
hehe, teara i wonder if she likes you enough to marry you :laugh: jk so good luck!

[Teara]

It's alright Teara.
I hear some adults saying that they do want to be a kid again. XD
Well good for them!>,<
But I'm not an adult, I'm juzt a teen, and I worked hard to get here! ;.; grrr...

And I zuppoze you're right, Miroku, atleazt I'm not an old fogie like Jordan...old...coconut head >=)

[100marios]

Well good for them!>,<
But I'm not an adult, I'm juzt a teen, and I worked hard to get here! ;.; grrr...

And I zuppoze you're right, Miroku, atleazt I'm not an old fogie like Jordan...old...coconut head >=)
Dooh!
That's the straw that broke the camel's back!
....I never understood how that worked, but who cares hehe...
Two grandchildren are going to be in big trouble if this sort of talk persists! Respect your elders! Only my mom has the permission to call me a coconut head hehe...

[Pokemaster10000]

hehe, teara i wonder if she likes you enough to marry you :laugh: jk so good luck!

*chokes*
Now why would I marry my own daughter. :P

Wassup, coconut daddy? XD

[Scyther5]

*chokes*
Now why would I marry my own daughter. :P

Wassup, coconut daddy? XD
Cuz your strange like that! hahaha j/k sorry i didnt realize she was your duaghter :dead: (im so stupid)

[100marios]

*chokes*
Now why would I marry my own daughter. :P

Wassup, coconut daddy? XD
....now that's pushing an old man too far hehe....
Wait! I'm not old! I don't have white hair!
Coconut heads don't have white hair!
....why oh why did I have to mention that nickname hehe...
Shh! Soon all of PC will be calling be that!
*puts on a hat*

[Hikaru's Twin]

....now that's pushing an old man too far hehe....
Wait! I'm not old! I don't have white hair!
Coconut heads don't have white hair!
....why oh why did I have to mention that nickname hehe...
Shh! Soon all of PC will be calling be that!
*puts on a hat*

For a minute there i thought you were telling everyone that you had white hair! Lol then i realised i read the post wrong.....yeah...._.''

[100marios]

For a minute there i thought you were telling everyone that you had white hair! Lol then i realised i read the post wrong.....yeah...._.''
Nope, I still have a full head of dark brown hair!
I should be careful what I say from now on. It seems everything can be used against me hehe...

[Pink]

Nope, I still have a full head of dark brown hair!
I should be careful what I say from now on. It seems everything can be used against me hehe...

Are you sure thats not just the cocnut lol, but anyway i'm sure you really don't have white hair.

[Hikaru's Twin]

Are you sure thats not just the cocnut lol, but anyway i'm sure you really don't have white hair.

^^Yeah, it just goes to show that maybe everything can get used against you Jordan. Lol. But you know i didn't purposely use that against you, i'm just really that dense, j/k. ^^

[100marios]

It would be for my best interest if I don't reveal anymore nicknames hehe...
It was a mistake to tell Teara that one!

*chuckles*
I know.....I would've thought the samething if someone else had posted that!

[The Evil One]

j00 w1ll d13.

*snores*

[Pokemaster10000]

It would be for my best interest if I don't reveal anymore nicknames hehe...
It was a mistake to tell Teara that one!

*chuckles*
I know.....I would've thought the samething if someone else had posted that!

*brings a group of homeless near Jordan's head*
Now........FEAST!
*homeless starts stampeding for Jordan's head* XD
Now that's what I call a nutty head. :P

[The Evil One]

ZZZZZZZ...

BTW, anyone want to visit me. I won the lottery...

[Ryoutarou]

back and i'm confused so who's been added top our happy lil' family?

[Alverge]

This sounds nice. To have a family online. I guess i'll join the family too.^.^

[Ryoutarou]

but who's ?? um...i'm confused now??? ok so just for the starter family right now add who joined and who's brother sister/cousin/uncle/whatever they are so since i last posted who has joined our family and what are they in it?

[Alverge]

Ok then.......well I can just be a brother. Just a simple plain brother. I cant help you with trying to get the whole family together. I just know that theres a lot......

[Ryoutarou]

OKAY YOU'LL be our brother...

[Ryoutarou]

100marios and Hikaru's Twin are parents of
PM10000, Mattokun, Jedi Amara, Miyu-chan, blue,Legendary Pokegirl , Alverge
Blue's kids-miroku ashley03

PM10000's kids:Teara and kaga

tera kaga and mirokus and ashley 03 uncles and aunts

PM10000, Mattokun, Jedi Amara, Miyu-chan, blue,Legendary Pokegirl , Alverge

100marios and Hikaru's Twin are grandparents of
teara kaga and miroku and ashley03
Teara and kaga are miroku's and ashley03's cousin's


there we go now what am i missing?

[Hikaru's Twin]

there we go now what am i missing?

The exact same people that you missed out yesterday....Dizzy, Scyther 5, Cosmo and Wanda.....-_-;

Edit: Just thought i'd have a go at posting an updated list. (Not trying to steal your job, blue o.o; ) The way i've displayed the list, is by listing every member of the family that is either a parent or an elder without children. And from that i think that it's earsier to figure out who's who. For example: 100marios and Hikaru's Twin are the parents of the six listed below. Further down the list we can see the Sayuri is the sister of 100marios, obviously making her an Auntie towards his kids. See where i'm going with this......


100marios+Hikaru’s Twin

(Parents of:)

PM10000
Mattokun
Jedi_Amara
Miyu-chan
Blue
Legendary_Pokegirl
Alverge

Cosmo+Wanda

(Parents of:)

--

PM10000:

(Parent of:)

Teara
Chairman Kaga

Blue:

(Parent of:)

Ashley03
Miroku

Dizzy: (Half brother of Hikaru’s Twin)

(Parent of:)

Scyther 5

Sayuri no Hoshi: (Sister of 100marios)

--

Edit No. 2: Added Alverge to the list.

[Pokemaster10000]

Okay from now on....no more siblings for me.
Just cousins, aunts, uncles, nephew, niece.
You pick one option from the above.

[The Evil One]

I'm Your Rich Grandpa!!! Visit Me!!!

[Chairman Kaga]

Grandfather! I've brought you some hard cider and some firewood! I've been labouring all day in the forest and I thought I'd bring you this stuff as a tribute. I've been hunting bears with nothing but my weasel team and an axe, but still nothing...I'll have that bear meat for you soon enough, so don't worry!

[Teara]

That'z odd, I can't zee Hikaru's Twin'z attachment *.*''''
From what I can zee of the thumnail it lookz good though. Nice job^_^

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Okay, for all my brothers or sisters children, dont call me Auntie. Call me Karli. Okay...
Now where did I put Zebra,Frog, and Herman..... *goes and looks for them*

[Hikaru's Twin]

That'z odd, I can't zee Hikaru's Twin'z attachment *.*''''
From what I can zee of the thumnail it lookz good though. Nice job^_^

...That may be because i've just removed it ^_^;; I was too embarrased to keep it up any longer, because i really thought it looked terrible.....in terms of drawing, sure, my avatar looks ok....but family trees are another thing.......

[Chairman Kaga]

Ohh...your family tree looked fine! It was actually a bit Tolkien-ish the way it was done if you ask me...that aside it was the best visual reference we had to the family tree as of yet...

[Teara]

Oh*.* Well that'z okay, thiz iz juzt for fun anywayz ^_^''' I'd draw one myzelf but... Well I'm juzt zo...*cough* buzy*cough* with all kindz of important...umm...ztuff >_<'''

Kewl avy btw ^_^

[Hikaru's Twin]

Ohh...your family tree looked fine! It was actually a bit Tolkien-ish the way it was done if you ask me...that aside it was the best visual reference we had to the family tree as of yet...

Ohh...^_^; well, thanks for that Kaga..
Lol, and thanks for the comment on my avatar, Teara.

[Pink]

Oh i guess i missed it darn shcool *kicks bookbag* So does anyone wanna give me a soda XD i Lost the 2 24 packs already *looks at everyone*

[100marios]

24? Pssh! They have a new 36 now!
You need to keep up with the times hehe....

[Dark_Absol]

Err... How do i make/join a family? Im embarassed...

[100marios]

Err... How do i make/join a family? Im embarassed...
Don't worry! You're more then welcome to join us!
All you have to do is say who you want to be in the family, and you're in!
Simple as that!
There is a family tree Hikaru's Twin made a little while back....
Great tree Sheridan! Nice work!

[Dark_Absol]

Ok! Thnx! And about my position in the family... can be any! Yeah, i just dont want to be a father XD.

[Ryoutarou]

Oh i guess i missed it darn shcool *kicks bookbag* So does anyone wanna give me a soda XD i Lost the 2 24 packs already *looks at everyone*


Hey that was my hook....um...my candy money i gave you.

[Geometric-sama]

XD Maybe you should put in that Scyther5 is adopted XD. Also, isn't The Evil One a grandfather or something? And you forgot my Pengy... and the Peng I gave to Andy as a present...

EDIT: Oh yeah, and you forgot my boyfriend oni flygon XD

[The Evil One]

I AM EVERYONE'S GRANDFATHER!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, yeah, and I decided to win the lottery again.

[Ryoutarou]

so.....what no new add on's

[Pokemaster10000]

Oh i guess i missed it darn shcool *kicks bookbag* So does anyone wanna give me a soda XD i Lost the 2 24 packs already *looks at everyone*

*sees Miroku charging at him and Miroku lifts up his collar*
Miroku: Gimme your lunch money.
Me: You know it's not good to do that to uncles. :P
Miroku: *glares*
Me: *slips a penny into Miroku's pocket* XD THat's your birthday present from me and your aunt (whoever that might be).

[Dark_Absol]

Since im not in the family, i'll be that neighbor that you always wished to not have XD.
Me: *Look at the PC house* Humm... one molotov... Should i throw it?... YEP :P!
Police Guy: Stop!
Me: *Throw the molotov into the police* (KAABBBOOMMM) **** that was my last one... better get moving until the guys in that house see me! *Starts to run to faaarrr away...*

[Pokemaster10000]

Since im not in the family, i'll be that neighbor that you always wished to not have XD.
Me: *Look at the PC house* Humm... one molotov... Should i throw it?... YEP :P!
Police Guy: Stop!
Me: *Throw the molotov into the police* (KAABBBOOMMM) **** that was my last one... better get moving until the guys in that house see me! *Starts to run to faaarrr away...*

A neighbor? Alright, but not a grumpy one. I had enough with my neighbor in real life. :P

*points at Dark Absol and starts laughing*
Wow! none of my neighbors ever run away with their door unlocked.
*sneaks inside Dark Absol's house* XD
Now where did he put his money?..hehe

[Dark_Absol]

A neighbor? Alright, but not a grumpy one. I had enough with my neighbor in real life. :P

*points at Dark Absol and starts laughing*
Wow! none of my neighbors ever run away with their door unlocked.
*sneaks inside Dark Absol's house* XD
Now where did he put his money?..hehe

When Pokemaster10000 enters the house, the alarm soared (WWWWWIIIUUUUUUU), the walls disapaered and inside of them appaered some rocket launchers.
Alarm: Start to fire in 5...4...3...2...1...

[Pink]

*sees Miroku charging at him and Miroku lifts up his collar*
Miroku: Gimme your lunch money.
Me: You know it's not good to do that to uncles. :P
Miroku: *glares*
Me: *slips a penny into Miroku's pocket* XD THat's your birthday present from me and your aunt (whoever that might be).
I wouldn't be that mean XD

A neighbor? Alright, but not a grumpy one. I had enough with my neighbor in real life. :P

*points at Dark Absol and starts laughing*
Wow! none of my neighbors ever run away with their door unlocked.
*sneaks inside Dark Absol's house* XD
Now where did he put his money?..hehe
I already got the.... oh nvm*sweat drops*

[Pokemaster10000]

I wouldn't be that mean XD
I already got the.... oh nvm*sweat drops*

Aww come on. I always do that to my uncle in real life. :P...j/k

What you didn't finish you sentence Miroku. :P
*gasps* Oh I know what you got.....
...You got the food from Dark Absol's house.
Oh that's okay. As long as you don't take the money. XD

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*walks into the house*
I fell down, and it really hurts! *starts to cry*

[Dark_Absol]

*walks into the house*
I fell down, and it really hurts! *starts to cry*

Me: (Thinking) Looks like the banana on the floor works...

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Im bleeding! Can someone get a bandaide?

[Dark_Absol]

Im bleeding! Can someone get a bandaide?

Hehe, i burned all bandaides only for sure that my plan would work. Im bad!

[Pink]

Heres a bandaid *gives to legendar pokegirl* I got it from err.... The store

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*starts getting tissues, and tapes them onto her arm* Everything can be fixed.
*walks out the door*

[Dark_Absol]

Heres a bandaid *gives to legendar pokegirl* I got it from err.... The store

*Pick up one of my Rocket Launchers* Who gave you the permission to give her a bandaid!? I'll sssssshhhhhhhhoooooooooootttttttttttttttttt! Opss... out of rockets!
*Starts to run, again...*

[Pink]

I see my bandaids were unapreacitated *sobs....* i went threw alot of troble to get those

[Dark_Absol]

I think you have to be proucupated with Pokemaster10000. Hes in one of my brlliant traps! Hahahahahaha! And i will shot in the drugstore right NOW! Ops, i forget im out of rockets...

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*finds some rockets* These will come in handy......*starts to run away*

[Dark_Absol]

*finds some rockets* These will come in handy......*starts to run away*

Hey! Come back here! I need these rockets... ARRGHH! Weres the black market?

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*climbs a tree and sticks tongue out at Dark Absol* Na Na a Boo Boo!

[Dark_Absol]

*climbs a tree and sticks tongue out at Dark Absol* Na Na a Boo Boo!

Go Tyranitar! Hyper Beam! *sent out one larvitar* yeah, i hope you evolve soon, come back... ARRRGGHHH! Get down here RIGHT NOW!

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Why dont you just come up here and make me! geee...what a grouch.

[100marios]

Karli! Get down here this instant young lady!
Hehe....
*sees Dark Absol acting crazy next to him*
.....so.....
Who's your new friend Karli?
Hehe....

[Dark_Absol]

Good idea! *Starts climbing the three* im, almost there....
*Legendary kicks my head*
Ouch! Thts not fair! Wait exactly where you are! Im going to the supermarket buy some knifes, hehe... WAIT PLEASE! *Starts to run...*

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

You cant get me! Why would I listen to you?

[Dark_Absol]

*get back* So... i'll out down this three with this knife! *look at jordan*
You! Help me! Pick up this knife!

[100marios]

You cant get me! Why would I listen to you?
I'm your father!
.....and I can so get you!
*climbs up the tree and hangs onto a branch after slipping a few times*
Ha! See!
*hears a crack and the sees the branch breaking*
.....whoopsie?
Hehe..

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*jumps off the tree and onto her skateboard, and rides down the street with rockets in her hand*
See ya! Have fun just hanging out with each other!

[Dark_Absol]

Hey, YOU! Do you have one car? I hope you have! Arrgghh, no time to talk, RUN! Wait for me skateboarder girl! *fell into the street* Ouch, that hurts... BUT IM NOT GIVING AWAY! Come back here!

[100marios]

*jumps off the tree and onto her skateboard, and rides down the street with rockets in her hand*
See ya! Have fun just hanging out with each other!
*is hanging from the branch*
Stop making puns about your father! Hehe...
*slips and falls to the ground, but lands on his feet*
....oh yeah! I've still got the moves!
*the branch whacls him on the head*
Oof!

[Dark_Absol]

*tired...* Aff... Come... back... here... ok... i forfeit... give me the rockets PPPPLLLLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE! Ugh! It hurts... could anybody help me?

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*shows the rockets to the policeman* They are Dark Absol's! I just wanted to show you!
*shoves rockets in his hands, and jumps back on her skateboard*

[100marios]

Policeman: Thanks!
*awkward silence*
Policeman: Psst! Dark Absol!
*takes off his mask and hands them to him warily*
It's Jordan!
Hmm? Who was the guy that fell out of the tree?
*Jordan walks past him*
Jordan2: Hey Jordan! A nasty knock on the head I got!
Jordan1: Tell me about it! This is all really strange!
Jordan2: Hehe..
Jordan1: Hehe..

[Dark_Absol]

*still tired...* Arf...arf...
Police - You! I knew you!
Me - Hey! You are the guy that exploded! How are you?
Police - Im fine... ahh! You are...
*Throws a rock on his head* this will stop this police... The Rockets!
*Pick up the rockets* hehe, just wait for me!

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Oh...thats not a good thing....*plugs ears, and then hears a explosion*
Who was it this time?

[Dark_Absol]

*Starts to walk* IM.... tired... I'll get home...

[100marios]

*arrives home in his car*
Ah, well, after that it's going to feel good to be home!
*rubs his head*
Man, am I going to feel this in the morning....
Hehe...

[Dark_Absol]

When i arrive home, i see 100marios.
Hehe, my next target! FIREEEEEE! *shots into the house*

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*runs into the house, and sits down to watch tv* Ahhhh....relaxation.......

[100marios]

When i arrive home, i see 100marios.
Hehe, my next target! FIREEEEEE! *shots into the house*
*Dark Absol slams into the door as I step to the side*
Woah now!
You didn't even give me the chance to unlock the door hehe....

[Dark_Absol]

(KKKAAAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMMM)
Ops... i think this is my house.... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! My house!

[100marios]

(KKKAAAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMMM)
Ops... i think this is my house.... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! My house!
*drives to his house*
Whoops! Wrong house hehe...
*opens the door to see Karli on the couch watching TV*
How did you get here so fast?!
....how did you get inside?!

[Dark_Absol]

I think i destroyed the hose door... Can i live in your house? Mine is not in conditions to live...

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*shows him the spare key* I kind of stole this from you! I hope Im not in trouble!*puts hands to her mouth* Dont you know what a skateboard is? Your to old to know what it is...

[Dark_Absol]

What? I know what is one skateboard! Are insulting me? If you are im going to use my rocket launcher!

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

What? I know what is one skateboard! Are insulting me? If you are im going to use my rocket launcher!

I wasnt talking to you!

[Dark_Absol]

O_o You arent? Ahh, jordan is here! *took the keys from LP hands* Now i have them! *Starts to run...*

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Hmmm.... oh well. I beat you to the tv dad!

[100marios]

Ahhh! Such ruckus!
*sits them bouch on the couch*
Now....time for one of my extremely long fatherly stories!
Hehe..

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*gets up and starts to walk side ways*
I...uhhhhh.....gotta go clean my room!
*runs out the front door*

[Dark_Absol]

*come back to the house and locks the door*
Now you cant get out! Hahahaha!

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*knocks on the window from outside*
To late!

[Dark_Absol]

****! Pick up the Rocket Launcher! Ill put down this house!

[Pokemaster10000]

****! Pick up the Rocket Launcher! Ill put down this house!

*rushes to the house*
What's happening?
*Dark Absol shoots his rocket launcher at the house and the ceiling falls on top of him* XD
Are you following the 9/11 attacks Dark Absol? :P
*slaps Dark Absol*
Your such a bad influence on me...hehe.

[Dark_Absol]

Buuaaaaaaaa! I'll...I'll...I'll... I WILL SHOT ON YOU POKEMASTER! You have you last 5 seconds alive! 5...4...3..2..1...

[100marios]

Buuaaaaaaaa! I'll...I'll...I'll... I WILL SHOT ON YOU POKEMASTER! You have you last 5 seconds alive! 5...4...3..2..1...
I'll be taking that!
*confiscates it*
And no rocket-launching until you're my age!
Hehe...

[Pokemaster10000]

Buuaaaaaaaa! I'll...I'll...I'll... I WILL SHOT ON YOU POKEMASTER! You have you last 5 seconds alive! 5...4...3..2..1...

*times it with his watch*
5....4....3....2....1....*alarm rings*
Hey I'm not dead yet! :P
*gets shot* XD
I counted too soon...I think.
*dies*

[Dark_Absol]

Hahahahahaha! You are... revived? *Celebi appaers and get back the time*
------------------------------------------------------------
I WILL SHOT ON YOU POKEMASTER! You have you last 5 seconds alive! 5...4...3..2..1...

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

O_o *wanders into the household carrying tons of Yani Gellman stuff* Okay, everyone! Looks like Auntie's going to get married...*starts writing wedding invitations* My current obsession is, in case you haven't noticed by my first action, is Yani Gellman. He is going to be my future husband! Hmm, since he's an actor...he possibly has enough money to buy us a mansion...so I'll be moving out of my brother's tiny room...Jordan's lucky I'm not claustrophobic...heh! ^_^; We'll settle who wants to be the flower girl, bridesmaid, and such later!

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Yeah! Im so happy for you Auntie Sayuri! I dont wanna move though....

[100marios]

O_o *wanders into the household carrying tons of Yani Gellman stuff* Okay, everyone! Looks like Auntie's going to get married...*starts writing wedding invitations* My current obsession is, in case you haven't noticed by my first action, is Yani Gellman. He is going to be my future husband! Hmm, since he's an actor...he possibly has enough money to buy us a mansion...so I'll be moving out of my brother's tiny room...Jordan's lucky I'm not claustrophobic...heh! ^_^; We'll settle who wants to be the flower girl, bridesmaid, and such later!
Bye sister! I hope things go well!
(although no one here is Yani Gellmen hehe....whoever that is anyway!)
We don't have to move we're staying here!
Now, who wants your aunt's room?
Hehe..

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

Yeah! Im so happy for you Auntie Sayuri! I dont wanna move though....
Thank you! ^_^ I'm happy, too...heh! But, uh, when I said "us" I meant Yani and me moving into the mansion. You can stay with your parents and siblings, lol. Unless you want to come and visit for a little while...

Well, gee, brother Jordan, if you had watched "The Lizzie McGuire Movie" you'd know who he is! He's that Italian Pop-star named Paolo that meets Lizzie (Hilary Duff) in Rome...AND INCREDIBLY CUTE!

[Pokemaster10000]

I WILL SHOT ON YOU POKEMASTER! You have you last 5 seconds alive! 5...4...3..2..1...

*gives an idiotic smile*
Alright I'll countdown.
5....*takes a peek at a numbe chart* XD uhh....2......*peeks* 3.....
*gets shot again*
Hey, that's an illegal pocession of a weapon. :P
*police comes*
Ha! Ya got caught!
*police shoots him*
What the....*dies*

*comes back*
Do me a favor Aunt Chrystie.
Y'see I died and I want to get buried in a rich cemetary. :P
*dies again*

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Awwww....you dont want me to stay for a lonnnnnngggggggg lonnnnnnggggggggg time?

[Dark_Absol]

*gives an idiotic smile*
Alright I'll countdown.
5....*takes a peek at a numbe chart* XD uhh....2......*peeks* 3.....
*gets shot again*
Hey, that's an illegal pocession of a weapon. :P
*police comes*
Ha! Ya got caught!
*police shoots him*
What the....*dies*

*comes back*
Do me a favor Aunt Chrystie.
Y'see I died and I want to get buried in a rich cemetary. :P
*dies again*

Oh noo... more polices... FIRE! Hahahaaha! *Explodes the police car* Im the best...

[oni flygon]

That's a very energetic grampa... O_O

[100marios]

Thank you! ^_^ I'm happy, too...heh! But, uh, when I said "us" I meant Yani and me moving into the mansion. You can stay with your parents and siblings, lol. Unless you want to come and visit for a little while...

Well, gee, brother Jordan, if you had watched "The Lizzie McGuire Movie" you'd know who he is! He's that Italian Pop-star named Paolo that meets Lizzie (Hilary Duff) in Rome...AND INCREDIBLY CUTE!
.....oh! I believe I saw that guy in a commercial....
I'm a boy (obviously!) so don't get me wrong when I saw that....
Eh, I don't think he was really that good-looking...
Hehe...

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Thank you! ^_^ I'm happy, too...heh! But, uh, when I said "us" I meant Yani and me moving into the mansion. You can stay with your parents and siblings, lol. Unless you want to come and visit for a little while...

Well, gee, brother Jordan, if you had watched "The Lizzie McGuire Movie" you'd know who he is! He's that Italian Pop-star named Paolo that meets Lizzie (Hilary Duff) in Rome...AND INCREDIBLY CUTE!

Him!? Talk about uuuuuuuuuugly!

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

.....oh! I believe I saw that guy in a commercial....
I'm a boy (obviously!) so don't get me wrong when I saw that....
Eh, I don't think he was really that good-looking...
Hehe...
Well, why would I expect you to say another boy was good-looking...now, I'm not going to go into sexual orientation here, so let's just ignore what you said, because you're going to make me angry...YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE! He looks a lot better in it. So, your opinion isn't even that valid, dork! Don't come to the wedding then if you think he isn't such a lady-killer then...O_o

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Im not calling him Uncle! He is ugly, and a bad actor!

[100marios]

Him!? Talk about uuuuuuuuuugly!
*high fives*
Thought so hehe....
I knew it!

I did that because, knowing you Chrystie, you would take it the wrong way. I know you would, as your defense to him hehe....

I have watched a clip on the Disney channel a while ago, for your information, and I don't see what the big deal is.
*rolls eyes*
I bet he wasn't even a good actor hehe....

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

Im not calling him Uncle! He is ugly, and a bad actor!
Okay, there's no need to get all rude and immature about it. If you have such a bad opinion then I don't want to hear it. Keep it to yourself. There's no need for all the slander and stuff. I already hear it enough about the guy I like in school from one of my friends so...shut up. I'm not trying to be all serious about it, but I can't stand when people are so ignorant to not know when to make appropriate comments.

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Okay, there's no need to get all rude and immature about it. If you have such a bad opinion then I don't want to hear it. Keep it to yourself. There's no need for all the slander and stuff. I already hear it enough about the guy I like in school from one of my friends so...shut up. I'm not trying to be all serious about it, but I can't stand when people are so ignorant to not know when to make appropriate comments.

:cross-eye Well.....what do you expect from a 11 year old. Its not like I am all the mature. :cross-eye

[Dark_Absol]

Ok, that was the last people i killed today... I think... NOW! I'll shot into the PC house Hahaahahahahahahaahahahaaah!

[100marios]

Ok, that was the last people i killed today... I think... NOW! I'll shot into the PC house Hahaahahahahahahaahahahaaah!
*takes the gun away again and breaks it on his knee*
I thought I confiscated this hehe....
Where in the workd are you getting all these guns?!
This is way too violent!

*gasps*
PM10000 is.....dead!
...oh well!
Just kidding hehe...

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

:cross-eye Well.....what do you expect from a 11 year old. Its not like I am all the mature. :cross-eye
Actually, I did keep in mind that you are 11 and not mature at all yet, but I still felt the need to say something. Primarily it was towards Jordan and now he's too much of a wuss to reply back to what I ranted about (he might after I write this since it takes me a while to post). So, that goes to show you how much of a jerky smart aleck he is when he wants to be. "I did that because, knowing you Chrystie, you would take it the wrong way. I know you would, as your defense to him hehe...." Who SAYS that to someone? That was really stupid. Oh, you guys picked the wrong time for me to get in a bad mood.

[100marios]

Actually, I did keep in mind that you are 11 and not mature at all yet, but I still felt the need to say something. Primarily it was towards Jordan and now he's too much of a wuss to reply back to what I ranted about (he might after I write this since it takes me a while to post). So, that goes to show you how much of a jerky smart aleck he is when he wants to be. "I did that because, knowing you Chrystie, you would take it the wrong way. I know you would, as your defense to him hehe...." Who SAYS that to someone? That was really stupid. Oh, you guys picked the wrong time for me to get in a bad mood.
You take a lot of the things I say the wrong way...sorry if that offended you! I really am! Don't make me get all emotional again.....like last time!
Anyway, there's no need to cause all this tension. Give me sass, and that's what you should expect back. We're just stating our different opinions.

[Luigi-San]

I was in the last family. it was a lot of fun XD

2 words:

I'm in!

[Teara]

Oh gozh! I leave for one day and there'z already a war in the family *.*

In other newz, did anyone new join our "not at all dizfunctional family?" ^_^''''

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Actually, I did keep in mind that you are 11 and not mature at all yet, but I still felt the need to say something. Primarily it was towards Jordan and now he's too much of a wuss to reply back to what I ranted about (he might after I write this since it takes me a while to post). So, that goes to show you how much of a jerky smart aleck he is when he wants to be. "I did that because, knowing you Chrystie, you would take it the wrong way. I know you would, as your defense to him hehe...." Who SAYS that to someone? That was really stupid. Oh, you guys picked the wrong time for me to get in a bad mood.

You didnt need to tell us that you were in a bad mood!

[Teara]

Chill out! You're arguing about an actor!! An Actor! Every one haz differant opionz on lookz zo thiz argueing will go now where. Thiz iz the kind of petty thing that getz perfectly good threadz clozed.

I zuppoze nobody will lizten but...I might az well try to zave the thread*.*

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

Chill out! You're arguing about an actor!! An Actor! Every one haz differant opionz on lookz zo thiz argueing will go now where. Thiz iz the kind of petty thing that getz perfectly good threadz clozed.

I zuppoze nobody will lizten but...I might az well try to zave the thread*.*
Okay okay, Teara, you're right...but there's no need to keep talking about it because it's being settled. Plus, you shouldn't get into this anyway. I'm just plain annoyed at the moment and so let's just end it now. I know there's different opinions but no one has to express it that crudely. That's what I wanted everyone to know.

[Pokemaster10000]

Oh noo... more polices... FIRE! Hahahaaha! *Explodes the police car* Im the best...

*sweatdrops and backs away*
I assume you've been playing Vice City a lot right recently eh? :P

WHOOOAAAA!
*puts a barrier between Karli and Chystie*
Really, don't fight with these kinds of things.
Fighting back will only make you feel worse.

[Teara]

Heh, zorry, juzt trying ta help *_*''

But really, did I mizz anything in here? No new couzinz or siblingz I zhould know about?

[Pokemaster10000]

Heh, zorry, juzt trying ta help *_*''

But really, did I mizz anything in here? No new couzinz or siblingz I zhould know about?

Nope. No more relatives joined....daughter. :P
Err, how's school today daughter? XD

[100marios]

Chill out! You're arguing about an actor!! An Actor! Every one haz differant opionz on lookz zo thiz argueing will go now where. Thiz iz the kind of petty thing that getz perfectly good threadz clozed.

I zuppoze nobody will lizten but...I might az well try to zave the thread*.*
Same on this side. Don't worry about it. We're not about to let it consume the thread.....
We're getting it patched up! (I hope....)

Sorry about that nonsense, but I would like to join in again...

Vice City?! I've never played that game (nor do I want to), but I heard it was pure evil.....
Disgusting!!
Hehe...

Nothing really Teara.....at least, I don't think so...
Dark Absol did join though! As you can see.

[Pokemaster10000]

Nothing really Teara.....at least, I don't think so...
Dark Absol did join though! As you can see.

Dark Absol joined?
How is he related to me anyway?
Grrr, a relative of mine is killing me. :P

[100marios]

Dark Absol joined?
How is he related to me anyway?
Grrr, a relative of mine is killing me. :P
He's our everyday killing maniac neighbor.
Nothing out of the blue about that hehe....

[Pokemaster10000]

He's our everyday killing maniac neighbor.
Nothing out of the blue about that hehe....

Hhhhe's worst than Grandpa Evil. :P
*sees the backyard gate broken*
Daaarrrrkkkkk Absssoooolllllll! XD

[100marios]

Hhhhe's worst than Grandpa Evil. :P
*sees the backyard gate broken*
Daaarrrrkkkkk Absssoooolllllll! XD
Hmm....I don't know about that, but he comes in a close second at least hehe....

[Miyu-chan]

*haven't been here for a... moment* n_n;;;; Ehhh... Can someone give me a list or something? *puppy dog eyes*

[Pokemaster10000]

Hmm....I don't know about that, but he comes in a close second at least hehe....

He shot his next door neighbor twice.
To make it even worse he steals my daily subscription of the Daily News. :P
C'mon you gotta say that's bad.
Unlike Grandpa Evil...he's my good ol grandpa.
*gets run over by grandpa's wheelchair* XD

Edit: Look a page or two back Miyu. Maybe three pages back.
It's somewhere around there.

[100marios]

He shot his next door neighbor twice.
To make it even worse he steals my daily subscription of the Daily News. :P
C'mon you gotta say that's bad.
Unlike Grandpa Evil...he's my good ol grandpa.
*gets run over by grandpa's wheelchair* XD
He shot you twice?!
He steals your daily subscription to the Daily News? (Funny, I thought we got the Daily News weekly.....hehe....)
*gasps*
Those things are awful!
......I loved the Daily News hehe...

Grandpa Evil still takes the cake though...
*sees him rush off with the cake*
......
*singing*
There he goes again!

[Pokemaster10000]

He shot you twice?!
He steals your daily subscription to the Daily News? (Funny, I thought we got the Daily News weekly.....hehe....)


*rolls his eyes*
Why else would you think they call it The Daily News. XD

He even.....
*the car alarm goes off*
wrecks your car.... :P
*dead silence*

[100marios]

*rolls his eyes*
Why else would you think they call it The Daily News. XD

He even.....
*the car alarm goes off*
wrecks your car.... :P
*dead silence*
Hmm....are you asking me? That's a tough one hehe....

*looks at the wrecked car*
....Amazing! And i was about to give that car to you hehe...
My new car is nice and safe in my "secret hideout" off the coast of Hawaii....though I don't know how I got it there hehe...

[Pokemaster10000]

Hmm....are you asking me? That's a tough one hehe....

*looks at the wrecked car*
....Amazing! And i was about to give that car to you hehe...
My new car is nice and safe in my "secret hideout" off the coast of Hawaii....though I don't know how I got it there hehe...

*shugs and looks at the Daily News*
What the...
*shows Jordan the front page of the newpaper with a picture of Hawaii's volcanoes erupting on Jordan's car* XD
Tough luck...:P

[100marios]

*shugs and looks at the Daily News*
What the...
*shows Jordan the front page of the newpaper with a picture of Hawaii's volcanoes erupting on Jordan's car* XD
Tough luck...:P
Hahahaha!
Ah, that was the replacement car of my brand new car!
My real one is "secretly" hidden on the top of Mount Everest.
So ingenius hehe.....good thing it's a "secret"!

[Junichi]

Im back did I miss anything?

[Ryoutarou]

A few ramblings...thats about it....

[Pokemaster10000]

Hahahaha!
Ah, that was the replacement car of my brand new car!
My real one is "secretly" hidden on the top of Mount Everest.
So ingenius hehe.....good thing it's a "secret"!

*sees meteors flying everywhere and one the top of Mount Everest*
Boy you better start car insurance. :P
Gieko will do. XD

[Ryoutarou]

Man THis thing is starting to become a daily chit-chit 3

[Pokemaster10000]

Man THis thing is starting to become a daily chit-chit 3

Duuuhhh.
It's necessary to talk to my online pops daily. :P
Good...my pops is online now.

[Ryoutarou]

so who's your pops again?

[Pokemaster10000]

so who's your pops again?

*slaps his forehead*
He's you pops also and you don't know him..tsk..tsk..tsk. :P
Jordan leaves right after I say he's online.
Some father he is...XD

[Ryoutarou]

Well i got wasted last night....btter not tell him that

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*rides into the room* Hey everyone!
Is Auntie still getting married to Mr. Ugly?

[Ryoutarou]

who's mr.ugly now? dont know

[Dark_Absol]

*After a long time fainted...* Hu.... WHAT? My house! Ah... its destroyed... AAAAA! *Runs to the PM house* Let me enter!

[Pokemaster10000]

*After a long time fainted...* Hu.... WHAT? My house! Ah... its destroyed... AAAAA! *Runs to the PM house* Let me enter!

*starts talking the three little pigs*
Not the hair of my chiny chin chin. :P
*snorts* XD

[Dark_Absol]

*starts talking the three little pigs*
Not the hair of my chiny chin chin. :P
*snorts* XD

Three Little Pigs? Good idea! Go Pelliper! Gust! *Pelliper uses gust*...
Yeah, looks like your house is like the one from the last pig... *Starts to knock the door* LET ME ENTER!

[Chairman Kaga]

*attaches electrical clamps to doorknob*

Use the doorknob! That's the only way to get in!

*runs off*

[Dark_Absol]

Who do you think you are? *Pick up my rocket launcher* FFFFFIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEEE! *Shots on Chairman Kaga* Hahahahaha! *Shots in the door* Why i never did that... *Enters the house...*

[Pokemaster10000]

Who do you think you are? *Pick up my rocket launcher* FFFFFIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEEE! *Shots on Chairman Kaga* Hahahahaha! *Shots in the door* Why i never did that... *Enters the house...*

HOW DARE YOU SHOOT MY SON! :P
*shoots Dark Absol's son (whoever that might be XD)*

Now we're even...hehe.

[Jess]

ADOPT ME!
XD.. I have no family yet..XD

[100marios]

*takes the rocket launcher from Dark Absol*
Exuse me....
*turns around and blows up Discount Auto Parts*
That place was getting on my nerves hehe....

[Pokemaster10000]

*takes the rocket launcher from Dark Absol*
Exuse me....
*turns around and blows up Discount Auto Parts*
That place was getting on my nerves hehe....

wait pops...
*store blows up*
Argh, you could've atleast let me steal a thing or something. :P

[Chairman Kaga]

Don't worry...my vengance will be swift, my retribution terrible. At least I came out of that unharmed, but no one tries to attack me and gets away with it...nobody messes with an expert weasel technician. My weasel cannon is more powerful than any rocket launcher...

*shoulders weasel cannon*

*launches cluster weasels*

You'll see (and feel) what I mean in about eight seconds...

*cluster weasels break apart (as cluster weasels are intended to do), scatter, and explode, some hitting Dark Absol*

We have avenged each other...so let us end the violence now...I am loathe to use my weasels so frivilously...

[100marios]

Don't worry...my vengance will be swift, my retribution terrible. At least I came out of that unharmed, but no one tries to attack me and gets away with it...nobody messes with an expert weasel technician. My weasel cannon is more powerful than any rocket launcher...

*shoulders weasel cannon*

*launches cluster weasels*

You'll see (and feel) what I mean in about eight seconds...

*cluster weasels break apart (as cluster weasels are intended to do), scatter, and explode, some hitting Dark Absol*

We have avenged each other...so let us end the violence now...I am loathe to use my weasels so frivilously...
............
*cough* Gandalf! *cough*
Actually, it was his vengence terrible and retribution swift hehe...
Unless you were trying to do it differently!

Talk about some weasel power!
I'll be sure not to underestimate a school football team who's mascot is the weasel hehe...

[Dark_Absol]

ARGHHH! Now I dont have my rocket launcher! Shiz! *Pick up one rock* I have a rock, and im not afraid to use it!

[Pokemaster10000]

ARGHHH! Now I dont have my rocket launcher! Shiz! *Pick up one rock* I have a rock, and im not afraid to use it!

*stares at the rock*
Oh I'm shivering...:P
*gets bonked on the head with it and falls uncoincious*
It's people like you that make die too often. XD

[Dark_Absol]

Uff... Now i'll enter the house! Haha! Wait... Where is my room? Who is in home? Is there an embety room? If not, i'll have to sleep with someone! And i think you will not going to like it!

[Pokemaster10000]

Uff... Now i'll enter the house! Haha! Wait... Where is my room? Who is in home? Is there an embety room? If not, i'll have to sleep with someone! And i think you will not going to like it!

Sleeping with someone else. >.<
*Throws Dark Absol out of the window and confiscates his rocket launchers*
That was suppose to be Jordan's job but oh well. :P
*shoots Dark Absol*
Wow this is better than playing video games. XD

[Dark_Absol]

Sleeping with someone else. >.<
*Throws Dark Absol out of the window and confiscates his rocket launchers*
That was suppose to be Jordan's job but oh well. :P
*shoots Dark Absol*
Wow this is better than playing video games. XD

x_x Arghhh...my arm is... bleeding! Now you gonna see what is video game... Go Absol! Slash! *Cuts PM10000 finger* Game Over to You!

[Latios Master]

Does anyone want to fit me into their family? ^_^;

[Dark_Absol]

Does anyone want to fit me into their family? ^_^;

Yum... Sure! You can be my brother or cousin! Just choose.

[Latios Master]

Yum... Sure! You can be my brother or cousin! Just choose.
Uh... which one do you want me to be? ^_^;

[Dark_Absol]

Uh... which one do you want me to be? ^_^;

You choose XD. My house is destroyed and i have an arsenal of rocket launchers! My favorite place is the black market and im that neighbor you would never want to have. Choose!

[Latios Master]

You choose XD. My house is destroyed and i have an arsenal of rocket launchers! My favorite place is the black market and im that neighbor you would never want to have. Choose!
Lol. XD
What are your other relatives?

[100marios]

Sleeping with someone else. >.<
*Throws Dark Absol out of the window and confiscates his rocket launchers*
That was suppose to be Jordan's job but oh well. :P
*shoots Dark Absol*
Wow this is better than playing video games. XD
*confiscates them from PM10000*
That's a month of no allowance and two weeks of grounding for shooting him!
Oh, and I suppose I can do my job anyway hehe....
I just watched 'Cheaper by the Dozens' so I'm in a fatherly mood!

[Pokemaster10000]

x_x Arghhh...my arm is... bleeding! Now you gonna see what is video game... Go Absol! Slash! *Cuts PM10000 finger* Game Over to You!

Oh you can do better than that.
*shows him his fingers*
9 more fingers to slash. :P

Nooo. *grabs on to LM's leg*
Don't be with him. He's my evil neighbor.
You can be one of my kids along with Teara and Chairman Kaga.

[Dark_Absol]

Lol. XD
What are your other relatives?

Any XD! I killed some of them XD! Just wait PM10000 and Jordan, LM and i are going to "Kaboom on you"!

[Pokemaster10000]

*confiscates them from PM10000*
That's a month of no allowance and two weeks of grounding for shooting him!
Oh, and I suppose I can do my job anyway hehe....
I just watched 'Cheaper by the Dozens' so I'm in a fatherly mood!

*mumbles and goes up to his room and slamming the door* XD
Err, if you don't know, your a grandpa Jordan. I have kids. :P

[Latios Master]

Uh, I guess I'll be Pokemaster10000's kid. :D

[Dark_Absol]

In that case... *Take one granade* I'll put down this house XD! Im bad!

[Pokemaster10000]

Uh, I guess I'll be Pokemaster10000's kid. :D

*snaps* That's my son. :P
*glares at Dark Absol*
Your getting more enemies by the moment...neighbor. XD

[Latios Master]

*snaps* That's my son. :P
*glares at Dark Absol*
Your getting more enemies by the moment...neighbor. XD
How about I build us a force field to stop Dark_Absol? :P Also, aren't there any police, or are they just too scared of Dark_Absol? XD

[Dark_Absol]

*snaps* That's my son. :P
*glares at Dark Absol*
Your getting more enemies by the moment...neighbor. XD

I WILL HAVE ONE FAMILY! YOU GONNA SEE! Aff... Hu? Im holding the granade? Opss... (KKKKKKKAAAAAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMMMM)

Dark_Absol... Blasting off again for the first time! *turns into a little star*

[Pokemaster10000]

I WILL HAVE ONE FAMILY! YOU GONNA SEE! Aff... Hu? Im holding the granade? Opss... (KKKKKKKAAAAAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMMMM)

Dark_Absol... Blasting off again for the first time! *turns into a little star*

Y'know you might be able to find Team Rocket like that one day.
*Dark Absol gets beaten up by Jesse and James* XD

Yes LM, good idea. No it's just that DA killed them all. :P
But we don't need one since he's gone anyways.

[Dark_Absol]

Y'know you might be able to find Team Rocket like that one day.
*Dark Absol gets beaten up by Jesse and James* XD

Yes LM, good idea. No it's just that DA killed them all. :P
But we don't need one since he's gone anyways.

*Jumps from the airplane* I........dont.........have........a...........parachute! *Falls into PM10000* Thnx! Ah! Thnx to you too airplane guy! Go Absol! Slash again! *Cuts PM10000 hair* Hahaha! *Enters the house* Let me see... Yum! I love sanduiches! *eat the sanduiche that was in the table, after this, look at the note* "To my father PM10000. With love, LM* Hahaha! I fell more strong after this!

[100marios]

How about I build us a force field to stop Dark_Absol? :P Also, aren't there any police, or are they just too scared of Dark_Absol? XD
I'm not sure the police will want to get into these matters anymore hehe.....
They've had some...
*recalls the explosions*
......interesting meetings with him hehe..

[Pokemaster10000]

*Jumps from the airplane* I........dont.........have........a...........parachute! *Falls into PM10000* Thnx! Ah! Thnx to you too airplane guy! Go Absol! Slash again! *Cuts PM10000 hair* Hahaha! *Enters the house* Let me see... Yum! I love sanduiches! *eat the sanduiche that was in the table, after this, look at the note* "To my father PM10000. With love, LM* Hahaha! I fell more strong after this!

Aww thanks DA. I needed a hair cut anways. :P
Now if only you can do my left side also. XD

[Latios Master]

I'm not sure the police will want to get into these matters anymore hehe.....
They've had some...
*recalls the explosions*
......interesting meetings with him hehe..
The police could have some high-tech weapons. Then they could take on Dark_Absol. :P

[Dark_Absol]

Aww thanks DA. I needed a hair cut anways. :P
Now if only you can do my left side also. XD

O_o Sure, and my absol will cut something more... *Absol cuts, PM10000 hair, and hes feet.* I love to do that!

[100marios]

Aww thanks DA. I needed a hair cut anways. :P
Now if only you can do my left side also. XD
*places PM10000 into a swirling chair*
Now, we're gonna do it the old dad way!
*grabs a bowl, some gum, and a hockey stick*
Oh.....don't worry!
*laughs*
....this will only hurt for a sec hehe...

*calls the police*
Me:Hello?
Police: *shudders* He-hello?
Me: Yeah, can you help us with this kid down here? His name is Dark Absol-
Police:Ahhh!! *hangs up and faints*

.....I don't think they're in the best condition right now hehe...

[Pokemaster10000]

*places PM10000 into a swirling chair*
Now, we're gonna do it the old dad way!
*grabs a bowl, some gum, and a hockey stick*
Oh.....don't worry!
*laughs*
....this will only hurt for a sec hehe...


*takes a look at the hockey stick*
What's that suppose to be? Scissors? :P

*shoots DA instantly*
See? Easy as 123. XD
*gets shot also*
Yup easy as 123.
*dies*

[Dark_Absol]

*takes a look at the hockey stick*
What's that suppose to be? Scissors? :P

*shoots DA instantly*
See? Easy as 123. XD
*gets shot also*
Yup easy as 123.
*dies*

*with a scizor stucked on my left eye* Ouch! That hurts! Anyway, let me take some scizors from here, i may use them after :P.

[Latios Master]

*builds a force field* Well, we have a force field now, dad. :P I have a pet Latios too who is guarding some high-tech stuff I made. In fact, I have a bomb that is set to hit DA's house in a few seconds. :P

[Dark_Absol]

*builds a force field* Well, we have a force field now, dad. :P I have a pet Latios too who is guarding some high-tech stuff I made. In fact, I have a bomb that is set to hit DA's house in a few seconds. :P

Are you blind? My house is destroyed! I destroyed it (look in a old post). *Throws one scizor into the bomb, that explodes* *Looks at Legendary Pokegirl's skateboard* Can i borrow it? Sure i can! *Take the skate and goes down the street* See you next post ;)

[Pokemaster10000]

*builds a force field* Well, we have a force field now, dad. :P I have a pet Latios too who is guarding some high-tech stuff I made. In fact, I have a bomb that is set to hit DA's house in a few seconds. :P

Good son. *strokes LM on the head*
Your only one step to being an evil mastermind like me. :P
Must be from heredity..XD

[100marios]

*takes a look at the hockey stick*
What's that suppose to be? Scissors? :P

*shoots DA instantly*
See? Easy as 123. XD
*gets shot also*
Yup easy as 123.
*dies*
No...
*whacks PM10000 with it*
That's to render you unconscious hehe....

Let me just say.....this is my first time cutting someone else's hair, so...
*takes out a pair of hedge clippers for scissors*
You've been warned! Hehe....

[Dizzy]

Hey.. me and Teara are brother and sister, so does that get added to the list?

[Dark_Absol]

*Get back* Uff... i went to the black market and bought a lot of things! This is for you Jordan *One "Can i live in your house?" sign* You will use this after i destroy your house. And this is for u PM10000 *a R.I.P. sign* XD!

[Dizzy]

Woooot

Sim, Eu é muito estupido, Nimgen gosta de Eu. Sou é IGNORED muito.

Yahh this is such a fun thread... :-/

[100marios]

*Get back* Uff... i went to the black market and bought a lot of things! This is for you Jordan *One "Can i live in your house?" sign* You will use this after i destroy your house. And this is for u PM10000 *a R.I.P. sign* XD!
...'scuse me a sec...
*grabs his weasel cannon and explodes the black market*
Thanks Chairman Kaga! Hehe....
That should solve some problems!
...and besides...
The people there don't accept credit cards hehe...

Umm....Dizzy? What's up with all this?!

[Dark_Absol]

...'scuse me a sec...
*grabs his weasel cannon and explodes the black market*
Thanks Chairman Kaga! Hehe....
That should solve some problems!
...and besides...
The people there don't accept credit cards hehe...

Umm....Dizzy? What's up with all this?!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Black Market! Ha... the Dark Market is cheaper! *Goes to the Dark Market* See ya later!

[Latios Master]

Hey.. me and Teara are brother and sister, so does that get added to the list?
So are you my brother too?

[Dizzy]

Guess So :).. Yay More Brothers and Sisters :)

[The Evil One]

*comes back with GBA and plays Advance Wars II)

[Geometric-sama]

*cries* I lost track of all my brothers and sisters! How many do I have now? And did Miyu and I ever get a triplet?

[The Evil One]

I have no idea. *gives everyone lots of cash except PM10000*

[Pokemaster10000]

Hey.. me and Teara are brother and sister, so does that get added to the list?

Wait..something's messed up here.
Your my uncle. Teara, Chairman Kaga and Latio Master are my kids.
Therefore your their grand-uncle. :P

No money for me.
*pushes grandpa down the mountain again* XD
What about now?

[Roxas]

Oro? whats this? me wanna be in this little family! me be something. i'll be the annoying uncle that sometimes saying lines from songs. XD

[Pokemaster10000]

Oro? whats this? me wanna be in this little family! me be something. i'll be the annoying uncle that sometimes saying lines from songs. XD

*Stands up taller than Kenshin*
Aren't you a little young sonny boy? :P
Say you can be my kid, Kenshin.
*slips a dollar into Kenshin's picket*
Please?

[The Evil One]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

JUDO KICK!!! *kicks PM10000 into space*

KUNG OLD!!!

[Pokemaster10000]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

JUDO KICK!!! *kicks PM10000 into space*

KUNG OLD!!!

*flies back down ninja style*
That's nothing. Watch this.
*swirl whacks grandpa in the sun* XD
*throws sunscreen at grandpa*
You might need that. :P

[Roxas]

XD Judo kick! :laugh: whenever i hear that, it reminds me for austin powers........ *starts singing the "Make It Clap" remix* thats me fav song with sean paul in it. anyways, i shall stay as the uncle. *starts singing the Busta Rhymes parts wand chokes PM10000 at the same time* Oro?

[Chairman Kaga]

Ooh! More random destruction...I just have to get in on this.

*swings a weasel around*

*throws it toward other people*

*weasel explodes in a ball of fire*

I'll be hunkered down in the shell of a destroyed building if anyone needs me...

*shoulders weasel cannon, runs off*

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

*runs into the room*
Can I have a allowence?

[Pokemaster10000]

XD Judo kick! :laugh: whenever i hear that, it reminds me for austin powers........ *starts singing the "Make It Clap" remix* thats me fav song with sean paul in it. anyways, i shall stay as the uncle. *starts singing the Busta Rhymes parts wand chokes PM10000 at the same time* Oro?

*snatchs the wand and breaks it in half into two tiny parts* XD
The more the better right? :P

Stay as uncle? It's more fun being my son though. XD

[Dark_Absol]

*Get back from the Dark Market and picks one dynamite* Hahahahaha! Game Over to this house! *Throws the dynamite* Opps... i forgot to light the dynamite... ****!!!

[Pokemaster10000]

*Get back from the Dark Market and picks one dynamite* Hahahahaha! Game Over to this house! *Throws the dynamite* Opps... i forgot to light the dynamite... ****!!!

*throws the dynamite back*
Try lighting it next time okay. :P
*runs away from the house* XD

[Dark_Absol]

*throws the dynamite back*
Try lighting it next time okay. :P
*runs away from the house* XD

Thnx for the advice! *Lights the dynamite and throw it, but the wind blows the dynamite to the police station* (KAAAAAABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMM) err... More trouble with the police... IM OUT! *Starts to run*

[Chairman Kaga]

Hey PM! Just for you I designed this: the rocker-propelled weasel launcher, built for self-defense purposes...it seems we have a rogue in our midst, one with a penchant for explosives...I would advise you to use this if and only if it's absolutely necessary...

Here's your launcher: <=)))))))))))> And here are your weasels: <<<<<<<,::::::,^o>

It's not as powerful as my weasel cannon, but it's a substitute...I'm not going to let my own father get blasted by dynamite after all :P

*shoulders weasel cannon*

*jumps behind row of sandbags*

*loads weasel cannon with heat-seeking weasels*

I'm ready for anything...

[Pokemaster10000]

Thnx for the advice! *Lights the dynamite and throw it, but the wind blows the dynamite to the police station* (KAAAAAABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMM) err... More trouble with the police... IM OUT! *Starts to run*

*goes to the police station and sees a WANTED paper of Dark Absol*
Ohhhh.
*kicks Dark Absol in jail and measures his height like criminals do* XD
You'll serve 99 years in jail...(how ever long you may live) :P

Edit: *stokes Kaga on the head*
Good boy son. :P
*presses a bottom and aims it toward Dark Absol in prison* XD

[Chairman Kaga]

*jumps in, launches heat-seeking weasel*

Something (I'm not sure what though) is going to explode in about...*opens pocketwatch* eleven seconds...

*reclines against wall, puts on sunglasses*

Aha! Lemonade! *sips lemonade*

[Dark_Absol]

*goes to the police station and sees a WANTED paper of Dark Absol*
Ohhhh.
*kicks Dark Absol in jail and measures his height like criminals do* XD
You'll serve 99 years in jail...(how ever long you may live) :P

Noooo! *Bites the jail* Ouch, my tooth... Go Absol! Slash! *Destroys the jail* IM FREE! *Picks one Bazooka and shots in all the police* IM THE BEST! *Looks at the wart tanks coming* BETTER GET OUT OF HERE! *Starts to run, veeeeerrrrrryyyyyy fast...*

[Chairman Kaga]

Uurgh...time to break out a new type of weasel armament...

*launches restrict weasels* Hehe...this should be interesting...

*weasels hit Dark Absol, wrap around him, completely immobilizing him*

Not even your absol can help you now. *points to absol with legs tied together by weasels* Now either you can obey the law around here or you can get barraged by weasels again :P

*pins sheriff badge to shirt* Uhh...I suppose I could count as law enforcement around here :P

[Dark_Absol]

Uurgh...time to break out a new type of weasel armament...

*launches restrict weasels* Hehe...this should be interesting...

*weasels hit Dark Absol, wrap around him, completely immobilizing him*

Not even your absol can help you now. *points to absol with legs tied together by weasels* Now either you can obey the law around here or you can get barraged by weasels again :P

*pins sheriff badge to shirt* Uhh...I suppose I could count as law enforcement around here :P

*Bites the weasel* Humm... Good taste! *Continues to bite until the weasel surrender* Haha! Not this time Mr. Kaga! *Continues to run...*

[Chairman Kaga]

Nobody...

bites my weasels...

and gets away with it.

*sends medical weasels out to take care of injured weasel*

*shoulders weasel cannon* PM10000, help me out here!

*launches three rounds of cluster weasels*

*(description of the horrific explosion caused by three rounds of cluster weasels cannot be expressed between action asteriks)*

Let's just call this off...c'mon. I don't like to play this odd, semi-violent game of catch-me-if-you-can at all. Can't we live in peace.

And furthermore, what started this in the first place? o_O

[Dark_Absol]

Ouch! That weasel bit me! GRRRRRRRR *Kicks the weasel* Now Mr. Chairman, you made me angry! *Picks the SQUIRREL BAZOOKA and shot* Go my friend! *Hits Chairman Kaga* Coooooooooooooooooooooooool! Go Pelliper *Jumps into pellliper* Fly my bud! *Get out of Chaiman Kaga's view*...

[Chairman Kaga]

*brushes dust off of jacket*

Not even a scratch.

I'm not going to battle anymore...so if you fire anything else at me, it'll be an unprovoked attack, and I doubt that's tolerated around here :P

I really shouldn't be putting my weasels through this in the first place...I need to reserve them for only the most serious situations.

[100marios]

*pulls both their ears*
Okay little misters! That's enough of this nonsense! Don't make me ground you like I did PM10000!
*sees him on his bed sucking his thumb*
.....that would be your fate hehe....

[Dark_Absol]

This will never end until i destroy both of you and PM10000! But... i'll give you one more chance. If you say something i dont like, i forfeit! Just try to find something i dont like :P!

[100marios]

This will never end until i destroy both of you and PM10000! But... i'll give you one more chance. If you say something i dont like, i forfeit! Just try to find something i dont like :P!
How about....
*grabs his rocket launcher and points it at the 'Dark Market'*
Bye bye!
*explodes it*
How's that?
Hehe...

[Dark_Absol]

Err.... dont you know the Shadow Market? He is the best! I guessed wrong! Try again...

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

Am I allowed to show my user name in this thread again?! O_o; Oh man, what a mood swing I was in, lol. Sorry about that, my family people! Yeah, Auntie occasionally has random outbursts of rage...*cough* Eh...*walks off from all the insanity going on that she's missed*

[Imakuni?]

hey. im the cousin you guys never knew you had.

[Dark_Absol]

*Get back from the Shadow Market* Uff.. it is far from here... ANYWAY! *Take a bazooka from the pocket* I WILL EXPLODE THIS HOUSE! Who will save it now?

[Imakuni?]

i will. Pulls out grenade launcher ha beat me now!

[Dark_Absol]

*Pick up my SLM(Squirrel Launcher Machine)* FFFFFIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE! * Shots 3.000 squirrels into imakuni?*

[Imakuni?]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHH grabs hmg(hamster maching gun) TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT...TFT... *shoots 1000000 hungry hamsters at Dark_absol*

[Geometric-sama]

*squeals and grabs her triplet* Miyu-chan, you can be my shield and take any bullets meant for me XD

[100marios]

*squeals and grabs her triplet* Miyu-chan, you can be my shield and take any bullets meant for me XD
Now, now! What did I say about using your sisters as human shields hmm? It's not nice! Besides...
*blows up the Shadow Market*
All this nonsense is not right! Let's end this family feud and have a truce! Let's get back to being one big happy family! Hehe..

[Geometric-sama]

Um... Pengy, go peck Jordan-the-daddy... XD You can take Peng along too... *looks @ Andy*

[Imakuni?]

ALRIGHT! Swellow Squad drop a thousand grenades on the pc family house!!!!!!!
I dont wanna be here to see this... XD
*runs off*

[Geometric-sama]

Hey! Stop it! *grabs a random family member to use as a shield* Oh, sorry Daddy, did you get bombed out?

[Pokemaster10000]

Um... Pengy, go peck Jordan-the-daddy... XD You can take Peng along too... *looks @ Andy*

Zzzzzzzz. Oh! That would be me. :P
*points at Jordan*
Charge at him Peng!
*gets charged by Peng* XD
Ehhey! I said him.
*faints*

[Teara]

*chucklez in a corner*
Az zad az it iz to watch thiz Family Fued, it'z very ammuzing :laugh:
*getz glared at*
0,0''' Erm, I mean...c-can't we all get along? Heh...heh...
*gulp*

[Pokemaster10000]

*chucklez in a corner*
Az zad az it iz to watch thiz Family Fued, it'z very ammuzing :laugh:
*getz glared at*
0,0''' Erm, I mean...c-can't we all get along? Heh...heh...
*gulp*

Hey, don't like at me.
I stink in trivia's. *sits in a corner also*
I bet my daughter's smarter than me. :P
*sigh* kids.....

[100marios]

*chucklez in a corner*
Az zad az it iz to watch thiz Family Fued, it'z very ammuzing :laugh:
*getz glared at*
0,0''' Erm, I mean...c-can't we all get along? Heh...heh...
*gulp*
*smirks*
You are aware that most of the people who say that in movies die.....
but I'm a nice grandpa hehe....
*sweatdrops*
Aaaaaanyway, how are ya kids? Come give your old man a hug!
Just kidding hehe..

[Dark_Absol]

Ok Family... I forfeit... I'll DESTROY YOUR HOUSE NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! *Pick the Rocket Launcher and...* ****! Im out of rockets (again!). I... have... to.... Surrender... OK I SURRENDER! Is this good for U? Well, i hope it is! *Get moving to the city downtown...*

[Pokemaster10000]

*smirks*
You are aware that most of the people who say that in movies die.....
but I'm a nice grandpa hehe....
*sweatdrops*
Aaaaaanyway, how are ya kids? Come give your old man a hug!
Just kidding hehe..

Hugs? Sorry but I pass. :P
I'm 34 years old and have kids.
Nice grandpa?
*recalls Jordan choking me* XD
Uhhh yeah really nice....*cough*