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Shelz4U
September 22nd, 2003, 01:44 PM
Well someone made this thread on PC ver 1.So I make it now.

Post the things here you will NEVER HEAR on Pokemon!

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Ash: Misty will you ever kiss me?"

Misty:" Sure"



*Kiss*

Dizzy
September 22nd, 2003, 01:53 PM
Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny : Pucker up brock ^^

Rift
September 22nd, 2003, 01:58 PM
Misty: I LOVE YOU PSYDUCK! *kicks Togepi* i hate you you little runt!
Psyduck: PPPIIIIKKKKAAAACCCHHHHUUUUU!!!!

Shelz4U
September 22nd, 2003, 02:02 PM
Brock:" Where are my eyes?"
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Officer Jenny:"Great Job Team Rocket"
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Nurse Joy:"YAY!I just lost a patient."
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Ash:"Pikachu go away and never come back EVER again!"
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Pikachu:"Pika,PIka,CHU!" ( Ash I HATE YOU!)

Rift
September 22nd, 2003, 02:22 PM
Brock:" Where are my eyes?"
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Officer Jenny:"Great Job Team Rocket"
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Nurse Joy:"YAY!I just lost a patient."
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Ash:"Pikachu go away and never come back EVER again!"
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Pikachu:"Pika,PIka,CHU!" ( Ash I HATE YOU!)Hehe! ^_^ those are funny!

Brock: I hate Women!!!
Gary: i think Ash is the greatest trainer!
Ash: No, your the greatest trainer Gary!

Pikachu: I hate you Ash your the dumbest trainer ever! i want a trainer thatll let me evolve! i never want to see your ugly mug again!!!
Ash: Hey, Pikachu, you can talk!

Kayleigh
September 22nd, 2003, 03:34 PM
Nurse Joy: Gosh, all these stupid Pokmon keep getting hurt! I hate this job!

Brock: MISTY! Leave Ash now and be with me! I LOVE YOU!!!
Misty: OH BROCK! I thought you'd never ask!
Ash: Grrrreat! Let's start making wedding plans right away!

Ash: Gary, PLEASE tell me where you got all those cheerleaders! I want some too!
Gary: Ehh? Well you can have 'em! I don't think I'm that good of a trainer... You deserve to have them more!

Professor Oak: Ash... uhh... I forgot what kind of Pokmon your Pikachu was. C-can you please tell me again?
Ash: Sure, professor! That's so easy... *waves hand around* It's a
Squirtle!

Delia: ASH! Let's throw that stupid Pikachu out and move to Goldenrod! Who needs training when you got a game corner tah visit!? WHOO-HOO!

Pikachu: Ash! Gimme your hat! *clamps onto his head* From now on I'm gonna be da Pokmon Master!!! Start working on that Tackle, buddy!

Meowth: Ya know, Jess... I think that you'd be a much betta leader dan me.
Jessie: No, no, Meowth. You're so kind and intelligent... you should tell us what to do!
James: WHAT?! I'VE GOT TO BE THE LEADER!!! *knocks both of them out of the balloon*

Haruka
September 23rd, 2003, 07:07 PM
Macie: I want to marry you Ash
Ash: Okay

Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu (I hate you ash, I wish you evolve me into a Raichu like everyone else does)

Gary: Ohhhhhhh! You are in love... ooooooo

Joy: I hate this job, I rather be a team rocket member instead of being a nurse.

Misty: I hate you togepi *kicks togepi*

Togepi: toooooogepi (I hate you too Misty.)

Hazuki-san
September 23rd, 2003, 07:19 PM
Jackson: Die Marina die!

Harrison: You take Sneasel Ash, I don't ever want to capture it

Yoshie: Isn't it super-awesome being named after a dinosaur?

Brock: Cool, its another pretty girl. I'm taking a break now

Tracey: WAZZZZZZZZZZUP!

Gary: Ash, will you marry me?

Ash: Sure Gary, I always loved you

Misty: Ahhh...fire pokemon rock!

Kenta
September 23rd, 2003, 09:00 PM
Kenta: I give up Junichi, you can have Marina
Marina: I love you Junichi!
Satoshi: I love Purfume!
Haruka: Time for a Gym Battle!
Eusine: Forget Suicune! Must have Raikou!
Kasumi: I will stay with you Rudy
Buson: Can I have a cookie?

Mystic Mew
September 23rd, 2003, 11:19 PM
Ash: I would love to be like Gary
Pikachu: Rai-rai-chuuu!
Chikorita/Bayleef: I love Pikachu. I would like to be his girlfriend
Misty:Torchic, gooo!!!!
Brock: I like Jenny I like Joy but Misty I love the most!

orange*berry
September 23rd, 2003, 11:19 PM
Gary: Ash, will you marry me?

Ash: Sure Gary, I always loved you


Why not? n.n() *L*
Ookido-hakase: 'Poetry is for losers!'
Kenji: 'Yeah! losers like you!'
n.n()

22sa
September 24th, 2003, 05:53 AM
*Crobat Uses Aerial Ace On The Viridian City Nurse Joy*
Brock: .....Hey... I'm sick of my Crobat!!
Ash: Oh-ahhh .... Ah ... Uh.. What's wrong with you're Crobat Brock?
Brock: Who cares about that stupid thing that attacked Nurse Joy?
*Brock runs to Nurse Joy*
*Misty kicks Brock*
Brock: Agh!!
Misty: Crobat is NOT stupid!
~~Eh how lame~~:P:P:P:P

Kairi
September 24th, 2003, 06:01 AM
http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=65

I guess this is hear and the other is see? Maybe the threads should be merged under the title of "Things you will never hear or see on Pokmon.

Kayleigh
September 24th, 2003, 08:03 AM
Harrison: Geez, Ash! That last battle you did was terrible! You really stink as a Trainer...

Marina: Kenta, you idiot! Leave me to be with Junichi! NOW!

Gary: Ash! Please tell me how I can get these cheerleaders to leave me alone!

Pikachu: "Pipipi pikachu chuu! Chu pikachu pika!" [Togepi you little pest! Go away!]

Ash: Misty... you take Pikachu. *sets it in her arms* I'm quittin' training and setting off to the Orange Islands! Ooohh.... girls.... ehehe, c'mon Brock!

Shelz4U
September 24th, 2003, 10:46 AM
Ash:"Gary I love you"

Gary:"Ohh...YAY!"

*Gary hugs Ash*

XD!

Haruka
September 24th, 2003, 01:26 PM
Ash: Can I marry you Gary?

Gary: Ewwwww.. you are being so sick, ash.

Nuse Joy: I hate you Chansey!

Professor Oak: Why do I ever take this job.. I really hate it.

22sa
September 24th, 2003, 07:28 PM
http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=65

I guess this is hear and the other is see? Maybe the threads should be merged under the title of "Things you will never hear or see on Pokmon.
I guessed I spelled the name wrong, it was suppose to be exactly like this one.

Kayleigh
September 24th, 2003, 08:21 PM
Professor Oak: Delia, will you marry me?!
Delia: Ohhh, professor! Yes! YES!
Ash: But aren't you two a li- *gets whacked by Misty*
Misty: This is sooo romantic!
Brock: B-But... I was gonna marry her...

:P

orange*berry
September 25th, 2003, 12:40 PM
Professor Oak: Delia, will you marry me?!
Delia: Ohhh, professor! Yes! YES!
Ash: But aren't you two a li- *gets whacked by Misty*
Misty: This is sooo romantic!
Brock: B-But... I was gonna marry her...

:P

Aww... I wish that would happen... *sigh*

mewthree w/armor
September 25th, 2003, 01:42 PM
Ash: Sorry Pikachu, ya mess with the Fro, ya gotta go.
Ash: Sorry Pikachu, ya aint pulling your weight on my team anymore, Im replacing you with Snorelaxnow thats a REAL pokemon.

Kayleigh
September 25th, 2003, 01:51 PM
Aww... I wish that would happen... *sigh*
Yeah, I know. ^_^ I've always kind of thought that they liked each other, then again there have been times when Delia will mention Ash's dad. I wish it'd tell us where he was...

Got another one!

Ash: AGUMON! Pepper Breath!
Pikachu: ......

Haruka
September 25th, 2003, 06:22 PM
Yeah, I know. ^_^ I've always kind of thought that they liked each other, then again there have been times when Delia will mention Ash's dad. I wish it'd tell us where he was...

Got another one!

Ash: AGUMON! Pepper Breath!
Pikachu: ......
LOL.. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Ash: I want a digimon!!!!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika?

BOO ya?

Timbjerr
September 25th, 2003, 06:25 PM
*Crobat Uses Aerial Ace On The Viridian City Nurse Joy*
Brock: .....Hey... I'm sick of my Crobat!!
Ash: Oh-ahhh .... Ah ... Uh.. What's wrong with you're Crobat Brock?
Brock: Who cares about that stupid thing that attacked Nurse Joy?
*Brock runs to Nurse Joy*
*Misty kicks Brock*
Brock: Agh!!
Misty: Crobat is NOT stupid!
~~Eh how lame~~:P:P:P:P
yeah! Crobat is not stupid...but the post in general was kinda stupid...

BTW, who else besides me thinks that Brock's Crobat doesn't get enough screentime in the anime? He shoulda brought it with him to Hoenn...

Shelz4U
September 26th, 2003, 10:59 AM
Delia:"Giovanni you must tell Ash your his REAL Father"
Giovanni:"I can`t..If I do he will surely hate me"

Kayleigh
September 26th, 2003, 11:12 AM
Delia:"Giovanni you must tell Ash your his REAL Father"
Giovanni:"I can`t..If I do he will surely hate me"
LOL, that's funny! ^_^ And yeah, I do think that he should've brought Crobat to Hoenn. It's one of his best and coolest Pokmon. :/

Shelz4U
September 27th, 2003, 07:37 AM
Brock:"Crobat go away"

Crobat:"Cro?" (Why?)

Brock:"Crobat use Hyper beam on yourself"

*Crobat ignores brock`s orders*

Cayenne's Legend
October 5th, 2003, 12:50 PM
Pikachu: Man,ash is pretty hot!!

Meowth: Will you marry me,Pikachu?

Misty:Ash,It was me who sabotaged your carreer! I PAID team rocket for that little stunt! I,and Only I will become the greatest pokemon master!!

Giovanni: I just looooovvvee barbies!!

Ash: Misty,I choose you!!

Misty:Huh? Okay!

Ash:Misty,Mallet it!!

Misty: Gary,I love You!!

Gary:I love you,Ash!!

Gary:I am a loser Ash! You will always be better then me,and cuter too..

misty:I hate waterpokemon

Brock: I hate Rockpokemon

Ash:Heck,I hate ALL Pokemon!!

Giovanni:I am Sailor rocket,Champion of Justice,in place of the moon,I'l punish you!!

Ash:Gary,I AM YOUR FATHER!

Gary:The force is with me...

Cheerleaders:Gary oak,Gary Oak! Man he sucks! Right now,he's broke!!

ritchie:You'll never beat me!! Die,Ash Ketchum!

Brock:Ash,I am your father!

victreebell:James's head tasted nasty..never go near it!!

Jessiebell:aah ,you only live once! Put your feet on the table,James!!

Meowth:I love all persians!!

Officer Jenny:There is NO MERCY FOR LAWBREAKERS!!

Joy:Sure,I kill your pokemon..Er..I mean Heal!!

Misty:Hi Mulder..

Ash:Hey,Scully!!

Pikachu: I hate ketchup!!

Squirtle: Bulbasaur!

Ash: Man,Pikachu is hot!!

Misty:I finally paid you for your bike Ash,Bye Bye!!

Ash:Digimon,Digital Monsters.Digimon are the champions

Professor Oak:Use the force,Ash!!

Ash:Misty,I'm pregnant

Nurse Joy:Er..Brock:Hi-my-name-is-joy-will-you-get-out-with-me??

Daisy:Hello Misty,would you care to join us for a scrumptious tea service

Ash:I'm gonna get voldemort tonight!!

Brock:Ash! Say You-know-who,will you!!

Togepi:I'm not gonna act like an idiot today and make cousin pikachu fall from a high spot to save my worthless posterior!!

Pikachu: DARN!

Ash: My life is worthless! * jumps off a cliff*

Brock:Oh,Professor Ivy! Mention her again!!

Ruriri
October 30th, 2003, 04:40 PM
Brock:"Professor Ivy want to marry me?"

User
October 31st, 2003, 04:56 AM
Brock:"Professor Ivy want to marry me?"

Well that's something you will never hear from now on but if the went back in time or something like a flashback Brock might say it. And even now you couldn't put it past him. I thought it was a bit dumb actually the way he changed him mind so much about her, it made him look really bad.

Ash (in that innocent half-fearful voice of his): Hey Pikachu, you wanna be my master for a while and make me do whatever you want for your own selfish and completely unachievable ambitions (for a person like you) and pretend I'm a lower being to be toyed with?

Gengar
November 3rd, 2003, 04:29 PM
Misty Ash , I have loved you for so long!
Ash Er , go away Misty , you're uggglllyyy!
Brock I HATE THIS I WANNA GO HOME TO MY .. UHHHHH... ^=^
Giovanni I hate being evil , it's mean and besides I need to tell Ash I love him!
Ash I love you Gary!
Gary I love you to Ash!
Misty I love you Ash!
Ash Okay , cool , I do.
They kiss.

Hazuki-san
November 3rd, 2003, 04:49 PM
Kenta: Hello! I'm Kenta! *We'll never see him speak English*

Ash: I want to be a reasearcher like Gary.

Casey: Lets all die Electabuzz! Cause you really suck!

Macy: Misty, you can have Ash. I never liked him anyways

Misty: I just love fire pokemon!

Brock: Girls! They need to die!

Harrison: Blaziken! DIE!!!!

Sudowoodo_prince
November 8th, 2003, 10:02 PM
Ah, this thread! I remember i made a joke about Pikachu and...well...I thought that thing used to be one of those cushions you sat on while driving and it vibrated. I was wrong...-_-;...

Anyway, here's something from when everyone got high on sugar.

Brock: We're near another really dumb plotline, guys. I WANT MORE SUGAR!!
Ash: Don't worry, Brocky-poo, mommy will get you some sugar.
*May begins to leave*
Ash: Where are you going?!? Don't you like me?!? *Rips off shirt*
Pikachu: Ohhhh...KETCHUP....
Ketchup bottle: yes, Pikachu?
Pikachu: Have a good day at work today. LOVE YOU!!
May: I don't like you, Ash. My true love is Pikachu!!
Ketchup bottle: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*May grabs Pikachu*
Pikachu: Unhand me woman!
Masato: It's time for a hamburger...annoying brother style!
Brock: ...There's gotta be more sugar around here somewhere.

James: You're too late. Team Rocket has stolen all your sugar!
Meowth: That's right! And now we're really hyped up on it!!
Wobbuffet: PIKA PI!
Meowth: Meowth will explode in 10...9...8...7...

Tune in next time for more crazy...stuff!!

OffRoadSP
November 10th, 2003, 06:41 PM
Something you'll never hear on the show:

ASH: I did it! I completed my Pokedex!

Timbjerr
November 15th, 2003, 07:39 PM
I just thought of this a while ago...one of my few random sparks ^^

Ash: (pulls a guitar out of nowhere) Misty's mom has got it goin' on. She's all I want, and I've waited for soo long. Misty can't you see, you're just not the girl for me. I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Misty's mom.

kinda wierd tho...how we never see Misty's mom...

Pokemaniac777
November 28th, 2003, 01:54 PM
Ash: I play Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!

Ash: I don't want to catch any more Pokemon! EVER!

Brock: I should've kept Charmander!

Liza (at Charicific Valley): Forget Charizard! Blastoise rocks!!

Misty: Hey! Psyduck's evolving!

Gary: Man, do I stink as a trainer!

Max: I know nothing about Pokemon!

May: Traveling's no fun!

Hikaru's Twin
November 30th, 2003, 03:47 PM
Misty: Water Pokemon!? *slaps forehead* What was i thinking, it's fire pokemon i should be training!

May: Forget shopping or Travelling the world, i'd give up all that for Pokemon Training any day!

Ash: *Nurse Joy walks by* Look Brock, it's Nurse Joy!

Brock: Um....so? What'd ya want me to do about it?

Gary: *sighs* ....i guess having all those cheerleaders and everything else, as well as being a great pokemon trainer, just isn't enough....i'll never win Ash's heart....

Jamven
December 1st, 2003, 05:48 PM
Professer Oak---
Dang dirty pokemon dang them all straight to Hades

punkie90
December 2nd, 2003, 04:52 AM
You would never here this:

Gary: Ash has one moe badge then me..Ahh who cares!

Porygon
December 4th, 2003, 09:52 AM
Ash: Porygon, Psybeam that stupid Pikachu!
Pikachu: <I hate you Ash!>

Brock: Onix, burrow yourself into a hole and don't come out!

Misty: *kicks Corsola* Ow!

Umm I'm not that creative when all the good ones are taken

umbreonlj55
December 6th, 2003, 04:57 AM
*Ash loses a battle to Gary*
Gary: Who's the loser now!
Ash: I am
Gary: Good, good.But,you are still learning the ways of me!Hahahahahaha!

Donkey Kong Song
December 23rd, 2003, 07:59 PM
A Sesame Street-esque wall is seen. Ash is holding a Pikachu puppet up behind it, and Misty is holding a Togepi puppet behind it. Pikachu is holding a bonking stick.

Ash/Pikachu: Hey, Puppet Pal Togepi!

Misty/Togepi: Yes, Puppet Pal Pikachu?

Ash/Pikachu: What do you get when you cross a Mightyena in a trench coat?

Misty/Togepi: I don't know Puppet Pal Pikachu. What do you get when you cross a Mightyena in a trench coat?

Ash/Pikachu: A BONK on the head!

(Anyone want to guess where that's from?)

Roxas
December 23rd, 2003, 08:05 PM
*raises hand*
OOO!!I know where thats from! Dextor's Laboratory!Crunk always watches it. :laugh: . and i think dee dee also watches it all the time.

anyways, this is a little thing that takes place during the time Charizard would never listen to Ash. This is really funny.

Ash: Charizard! Attack him or I'll kick you in the nuts!
:laugh:

Ace28
December 23rd, 2003, 09:37 PM
Brock: So Ash...How long has your mom been single?

Donkey Kong Song
December 25th, 2003, 06:45 PM
This is kinda gross, but...

Ash: We can't let Team Rocket steal our Pokmon! Misty, quick, grab my balls!

*Misty grabs Ash's you-know-what*

Ash: I meant Pok Balls! *Misty lets go* I didn't say stop...

Jeremy
December 30th, 2003, 10:20 AM
Here's alot I got:

Ash: I will sell my Pokmon and be a rich motha *****!

Pikachu: I just don't like anime.

Gary: Can't touch me! Just, just, just, just,just, like the bad guy from Rush Hour 2. I got diplimatic emunity, so Hammer you can't sue! I can write gritty, and even jay walk on the street. Go polute and no give a hoot, and touch Misty's teat! Can't touch me! Stop, Gary time! I'ma big shot! There's no doubt! Light a fire the pee it out! Don't like it? Kiss my rump! Now for a min. let's all do the bump! Yeah yeah, do the Gary Oak bump! Can't touch me! I'm Presidentual Gary, interns think I'm hot! Don't care if you're hannicaped, I'll still park your spot! I've been around the world, from Japan, to USA. It's Gary! Go Gary! I'mso Gary! Let's see Dasiy rap this way! Can't touch me!
Except for you Ash, you can touch me!

Misty: Brock, you got the balls!
(Let's leave that to the imagination ;))

Nurse Joy: Sure Brock, I love too!
(Like i said ;))

Jeremy: Hello I'm a ROM hacker who's loves Whitney who also some how mange to bride 4 Kids with chocolate laxitives to get here!
Jeremy's Pikachu: I'm his best friend, we aren't like Ash and that other Pikachu!

Officer Jenny: Being a cop is great! You can shoot people and pretend they're the bad guy! :D

*Misty walks by in a bikini*
Ash: Whoops dropped my balls!
Misty: Your PokBalls right?
Ash: Yeah, uhh lets go with that!

Gary: ALL HAIL GANONDORF!!!!

May: TALK'N SD! SUPIOR DEFENDORS! YEAH YEAH! HERE WE GO!!

Max: May, what's that thing you where under your shirt on your chest? Can I try it on?

Jeremy: Can't touch me! REMIX Just, just, just like da bad guy, from Rush Hour 2! I got diplimatic emunity, so Hammer you can't sue! I can right griffty and even jay walk on da streets, go take a pee, publicly! And touch yo sister's teat! Can't touch me! Stop! Jeremy Time! I'ma big shot!, there's no doubt light a fire then pee it out! Don't like it? Kiss my rumb! Now alll for a min. let's all do da bump! Yeah yeah, do da Jeremy Oh bump! Can't Touch me!
I'm preziduntal Jeremy, Whitney thinks I'm hot! Don't care if ya park'n there. I's still be in yo spot! I've been around da world, from Vietnam to L.A.! It's Jeremy! I'm Jeremy! I'm so Jeremy! Yo Jeremy! Go Jeremy! Let's see Junichi rap this way! Can't touch me! Except for you Cosmos, you can touch me. ;)

Ash: Mom! I just got Pikachu feces all over my cap!
Mom; Don't worry! Momma's got the power of clorox bleach!
Ash: It's a red cap you idiot!
*smacks his mom*

Now I think i have offened many people. I am sorry. Please it's just a joke. Anyway guess where I got most of them from!

Donkey Kong Song
January 12th, 2004, 06:51 PM
The can't touch me is from Family Guy, from an MC-Hammer song.

Donkey Kong Song
January 12th, 2004, 06:53 PM
Brock: Hey Puppet Pal Togepi! Do you mind if I put this golfball on your head?

Misty/Togepi: Not at all, Puppet Pal Brock!

Ash/Pikachu: Hey Puppet.... Pal Togepi, what is 2+2?

Misty/Togepi: Is it bonk?

Ash/Pikachu: No, it's FOUR!!!!!!!! *hits golfball*

Ishaan
January 19th, 2004, 03:18 AM
now that we've all talked abt stuff u'd never HEAR on pokemon,here's something u'll never SEE on pokemon!

Misty: Psyduck,Psychic attack!
Psyduck: Saaai! (does psychic attack)

or

Ash:Oh my god! Bulbasaur's evolving!

or

Ash:Snorlax,fly attack! :D

Jeremy
January 19th, 2004, 09:35 AM
We'll never see Porygon, ever agian. >_<

Yamichu
January 21st, 2004, 09:30 PM
Ash: Pokmons SUCK! Here Gary, have all of my pokmon!

Gary: WOOHOO! This calls for a celebration!
*throws a party*
At the party...

Ash *singing* : WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

Everyone: WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?

Misty *singing* : I wanna do it with Maddona...

Prof. Oak *singing* : These wounds won't seem to heal...This pain is just to real...

Brock *singing* : I gotta open up mah eyes!

Pikachu *singing* : I've become so numb, I can't feel you there!




The party continued...

Team Rocket come to the party...

James*talking to Brock* : Yo, 'sup dude? I just got ya guide dog man! Here! His name is The Fro! *Hands Brock a dog with an afro*

*May comes in*

Ash: Quick Jesse my pokmon balls!

Jesee: *grabs pikachu's uhh...I can't say...*

Pikachu: I love you too Jesse!

Ash: But Pikachu, you said you were goin' out with ME!

Pikachu: Thing change Ash baby...

Giovanie: *is standing outside*

Ash: *see's Giovanie and goes outside*

Giovanie: I've been expecting you, Legolas...

Ash: You killed my father, Gandalf! *pulls out light sabor*

Giovanie: *pulls out light sabor*

Prof. Ivy *in the background* : Use the force... use the force...

Giovanie: *Cuts off Ashes hand*

Ash: Owwwwwwww why'd you cut off my hand?!

Giovanie: Because! Now give up before I kill you! And bear in mind if you die the Ring Bearer will be left unprotected...

Ash: Nooooo! You killed mah father!

Giovanie: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm ya father!

Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*

*Pikachu and Jessee are have a wedding at the party*

Brock: YAY! I'm da ring bearer! Come on The Fro!

Giovanie: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now Frodo, GIVE ME THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brock: No! Never! I must take it too Mt. The Place Where You Can Destroy The Ring!

James: Gandalf, dude, you'll have to get through me to!

Giovanie: So, Sam Wisegamgie, you're going to die too?

James: No, dude! *runs away*

May: Frodo, run! The power of the elves will protect you!

Giovanie: You wish Arwen! *kills May*

Gary: I swore to protect you Frodo!

Giovanie: So now Aragorn, the king of Gondor is trying to stop me? *kills Gary*

Jesse: Oh you can keep that ring the wedding's over...

Giovanie: Oh, it's you wedding? Congrgulations! You know Frodo, you can keep The One Ring! Let's go and have a tea party!

The tea party will be continued later...


~HORN!

brmsort
January 26th, 2004, 04:43 PM
Things You Will Never Hear in Pokemon

Brock: Ya know, Nurse Joy isn't as pretty as I thought.
Misty: Ash, I love you. (yeah, I wish it would happen; but it won't)
Ash: I love you too, Misty (see above comment)
Ash: Pikachu! Do you have to fart when you're on my shoulder?

Shining_Latios
January 26th, 2004, 05:32 PM
Giovanni: Ash I am your father
Ash: So what? We all knew that why else have
you avoided me for 14 years?
Giovanni: But your only 10...
Ash: Who said...?
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Brock: Blue eyes white dragon attack
** Man I've always wanted to say that**
(sayz that cuz the person who does his voice
does Kaiba's too)
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(when Pro. Ivy is mentioned)
Brock: I wanna talk bout it **gets gloomy**
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Ash: Cosmo, Wand... Whoops wrong show
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Brock: Crobat!? I wanted a pony
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Eveyone: Who farted?!
Brock: Umm...
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Ash: Time to duel
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Meowth: James, thunderbolt!
Jesse: Hey since when do you give orders?
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(In announcer voice)Ash: to be continued

Pokemaniac777
January 30th, 2004, 07:46 PM
now that we've all talked abt stuff u'd never HEAR on pokemon,here's something u'll never SEE on pokemon!

Misty: Psyduck,Psychic attack!
Psyduck: Saaai! (does psychic attack)

or

Ash:Oh my god! Bulbasaur's evolving!

or

Ash:Snorlax,fly attack! :D

We have seen Psyduck use Psychic attack, near the end of the Master Quest episode "Just add water!"

Pokemaniac777
January 30th, 2004, 07:50 PM
Ash: No more Pokemon! I wanna play Digimon!

Brock: I forgot how to cook!

Max: Look, I caught a pokemon!

May: Yay, I won the Hoenn League!!!

Professor Oak: I don't want to take care of Pokemon anymore!

Ash: Hey look, all my released pokemon came back!!

Shining_Latios
January 31st, 2004, 07:03 AM
Ash: Pikachu lets shock some missiles and cause more seizures
Pikachu: Chuu!
**Reminises about porygon ep**

Genesect
August 25th, 2011, 05:34 AM
Reviving the thread ! ^^

Ash : Pikachu! I hate you, get a life * chains on a lamp post * I LOVE YOU MORE OSHAWOTT, MORE THAN ANY ONE

Iris : GET OFF MY ****ING HAIR AXEW ! YOU JERK

Cilan : * opens shirt * ( just kidding xD)

CliveKoopa
August 25th, 2011, 07:35 AM
Ash: You killed my father
Giovanni: No Ash, I am your father
Ash: NOOOOO!!!!

CureYoshiDarkness
August 25th, 2011, 09:10 AM
Ash: You killed my father
Giovanni: No Ash, I am your father
Ash: NOOOOO!!!!

The Star Wars reference... Nice one. :)

Yet, however Giovanni takes off his mask and it's Brock!?
Ash: NNOOO!!!! (Again) XD

Kirbychu
August 25th, 2011, 11:07 AM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1255605321_shocked.gif

Did you seriously just revive a 7 year-old thread? I'm not quite sure whether I'm proud or disgusted...

Regardless, this is against the rules! This thread will have to be locked.

Closed