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Erin Moonnite
June 22nd, 2006, 05:19 PM
Believe me, I have six brothers. xD I'm the only girl. I told this bit of advice to all of my brothers, when they came to me... Lamely saying, "Well.. Theres this girl.. I really like her.. But.. I dunno.." And stammering. And, well, since I'm a writer it came out the way this advice is. And to tell you the truth, it worked for all my brothers. ~^

So, here it is:
Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her up over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up, tickle her, and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her, no matter how awful you sound, or think you sound. Get her mad at you, then kiss her and tell her she's cute when shes mad. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When she's sad, stay on the phone with her. Even if she's not saying anything. Look her into the eyes and smile. Kiss her on the forehead. Slow dance with her, even if there is no music. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her... Tell Her.

I hope this helps you guys out there. ^-^ If not, then blame it on me if you want. But, above is what I believe almost any girl wants. There are exceptions, of course. You never know with us girls. We're fickle.. xD

DragonTrainer
June 22nd, 2006, 05:21 PM
I read something like this off of myspace.

Erin Moonnite
June 22nd, 2006, 05:24 PM
MySpace, huh? =\ I don't go there.. My friend does, though. She's a real wiz at computers. Oh, well.. Whatever goes around comes around?

ThEoNeAnDoNlY555
June 22nd, 2006, 06:29 PM
I read something like this off of myspace.

I also read something almost exactly like this in a MySpace chain bulletin. Maybe it's simply a coincidence, but I doubt it.

Rioku_Zanketa
June 22nd, 2006, 06:32 PM
well I guess this thread has no need for me?...hey Erin if ya want,I could give out tips too,since I'm good at it! ^___^

Erin Moonnite
June 22nd, 2006, 08:28 PM
xD;; Well, ya see... I don't exactly like any guys that I know personally. If I did my brothers would bug the heck out of me. >.>;; So, I've never exactly had a 'boyfriend', I guess you could safely say.

Sorry about it, then.. I guess MySpace got the best of me. -.- As you can see, I try to help people often, but... Usually it doesn't turn out to well. xD;; I was overjoyed to find that it helped everyone of my brothers.. They disclude me in most of their activities.. Oh, well, at least they didn't know that I made dinner! (If they did, they'd run into the bathroom and pretend to throw up. =.=;; )

Katsu-Bang
June 22nd, 2006, 08:39 PM
Cool, I'd love to be able to give out love advice and stuff. The weird thing is, I am a girl, but I don't really know what I expect of the guy I like. No kisses yet, I'm waiting until I'm 14 for that. So hugs would probably feel akward right now too.

I dunno, I'm new to love, I got my first boyfriend on the last day of school, so we'll see what happens with it.

Erin Moonnite
June 22nd, 2006, 08:46 PM
Oooo, on the last day of school, huh? Do you get to see him over the Summer? =/ Well, at least you have a boyfriend. xD It's pretty sad. I'm older than you and have never had a boyfriend. (According to the age on your Profile.)

But, I'd have to admit, I have one crush.. But the thing is, I don't think he likes me at all.. We never talk anymore, we had no classes together in school.. The only time I get to see him is at lunch. He sits at the table infront of mine. xD;; I'm horrible.

ArKiVe
June 22nd, 2006, 08:47 PM
I've read tons of things like this, kinda useless. Although you'll have to consider some factors. If a 500 pound man was going out with a 500 pound woman, would the man give her a piggy back ride? XD

Erin Moonnite
June 22nd, 2006, 08:53 PM
o-o;; Hmm.. I never ever thought of that. As a matter of fact, I don't want to think about that. >.>;; Interesting idea! I little disturbing, but interesting!!

((This is only disturbing for me because I know someone who is 500 lbs. ^-^;;))

ArKiVe
June 22nd, 2006, 09:00 PM
Yeah it is pretty disturbing. It'd be like a ton right there walking on the surface of the earth. LOL.

Erin Moonnite
June 22nd, 2006, 09:03 PM
Elephants walk on the surface of the earth and they sometimes way a ton. Alright, to off topic. Sorry 'bout that. But, yes, disturbing. How about a 500lb. guy lifting a 500lb. girl over all the other girls he hangs with? xD;;

ArKiVe
June 22nd, 2006, 09:05 PM
Forget that. How about pushing her on a swing? LMAO.

Erin Moonnite
June 22nd, 2006, 09:07 PM
xP What swing? xD How about slow dancing? Or kissing in the rain?! xD

ArKiVe
June 22nd, 2006, 09:08 PM
xP What swing? xD How about slow dancing? Or kissing in the rain?! xD

They might have a problem wrapping their arms around each other for slow dancing. Though they wouldn't have too much of a problem kissing in the rain.

Erin Moonnite
June 22nd, 2006, 09:11 PM
Hmm, well.. I wouldn't want to see them kissing in the rain. =\ The slow dancing may be a problem. I wonder what the 'pebbles' he throws at her window look like.. Stones and rocks instead of pebbles. =x

Katsu-Bang
June 22nd, 2006, 09:28 PM
Oooo, on the last day of school, huh? Do you get to see him over the Summer? =/ Well, at least you have a boyfriend. xD It's pretty sad. I'm older than you and have never had a boyfriend. (According to the age on your Profile.)

No, but we PM each other a lot at serebii. I might get to see him, I really hope so

But, I'd have to admit, I have one crush.. But the thing is, I don't think he likes me at all.. We never talk anymore, we had no classes together in school.. The only time I get to see him is at lunch. He sits at the table infront of mine. xD;; I'm horrible.

That's kinda funny, that's EXACTLY how it was for me. I've had this major crush on him for the longest time, but I never had any classes with him once I got into Middle School, but the thing was, I got to sit next to him at lunch.

I was worried that he didn't really like me, but on the last day of school, I told to be to be honest about who he liked, then I'd tell him who I liked. So guess what he said? Me! I was really happy, so naturally I told him my answer too.

We've known each other since the beginning of 2nd grade, this I think this is really cool. But nothing is serious, we're still just considering ourselves friends. But he asked me to the dance next year! Kawaii!

ArKiVe
June 22nd, 2006, 09:55 PM
You are only 12 wow lol. Anyway's sorry I didn't respond, I thought it already posted. I hate PC errors. I don't mind seeing fat people in love, just as long as it isn't up close. XD

Katsu-Bang
June 22nd, 2006, 09:57 PM
You are only 12 wow lol. Anyway's sorry I didn't respond, I thought it already posted. I hate PC errors. I don't mind seeing fat people in love, just as long as it isn't up close. XD

That's why it be really awkard to kiss, hug, etc. We only told each other that we like each other, that's it until we get to high school, where the dances aren't so stupid

DragonTrainer
June 23rd, 2006, 12:24 PM
Fat people + love = Win for McDonald's

Erin Moonnite
June 23rd, 2006, 12:25 PM
xD Totally.. More like, Fat people + love = Triple Size Me!!

Kenta-kun
June 23rd, 2006, 08:21 PM
Never tell a girl you love her unless you actually do. And even then, be wary. In my experience, they don't actually like being told that 99% of the time.

Kylie-chan
June 24th, 2006, 02:24 AM
Believe me, I have six brothers. xD I'm the only girl. I told this bit of advice to all of my brothers, when they came to me... Lamely saying, "Well.. Theres this girl.. I really like her.. But.. I dunno.." And stammering. And, well, since I'm a writer it came out the way this advice is. And to tell you the truth, it worked for all my brothers. ~^

So, here it is:
Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her up over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up, tickle her, and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her, no matter how awful you sound, or think you sound. Get her mad at you, then kiss her and tell her she's cute when shes mad. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When she's sad, stay on the phone with her. Even if she's not saying anything. Look her into the eyes and smile. Kiss her on the forehead. Slow dance with her, even if there is no music. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her... Tell Her.

I hope this helps you guys out there. ^-^ If not, then blame it on me if you want. But, above is what I believe almost any girl wants. There are exceptions, of course. You never know with us girls. We're fickle.. xD

If anyone plays with my hair, they'll probably pull it by accident, in which case I'll yell at them. XD;

I hate being tickled. >.<;

I don't like having things thrown at my window, either. xP Especially not at night. a) It scares my rabbit b) it scares my Mom c) it annoys me d) it wakes me up.

I don't like being mad at people, either. :3 If you get me mad at you, I won't stay it, but, hypothetically, seeing as I've never had a boyfriend, I'd probably dump you by then. >D And then I'd tell you to get lost if you told me I was cute when mad.

I hate phone conversations. IM is nicer.

I'm not allowed out in the rain. <.<;

But, I'm different from most girls. D< And, any guy who actually considers the girl might want the boy to show her some emotion and affection wins. :D

MegaDitto
June 24th, 2006, 06:26 AM
I read something like this off of myspace.
Same.

Fat people+love=Win for Hostess 2 pack twinkes.

Kenta-kun
June 24th, 2006, 06:39 AM
I suppose that I could lend advice to people...I'm apparently the most emotionally mature of my friends, and I've experienced a few different kinds of relationships, and I do believe that I've actually been in love, so that kinda thing helps.

As sentimental and "awww" as all those things sound up there in the first post...they're only things that are desirable in theory. A lot of girls I've talked to seem to find the whole tickling thing annoying, and I still don't understand the whole mentatlity behind getting into a fight/getting somebody mad at you for the sole purpose of making up again. Would it not be better to fight as little as possible? Fights aren't required to validate a relationship; they'll happen naturally, so it's probably better not to purposely bring them on.

And slow dancing with no music is just plain lame. Cuddling on the couch or something would be better.

Tapioca
June 26th, 2006, 06:34 AM
Dont make fun of obise people >:

Well, sone girls are different than others. Its like what Kylie said, she basicly didnt agree with anything you suggested. Maybe the guy should get to know the girl instead of doing what he knows one other girl likes.

3000 posts! w00t!!

Bomberman
June 26th, 2006, 02:49 PM
this is 100% myspace cliche, and although i know most of this would help a guy's relationship to his girl, this isn't a "how to get your girl" guide ;)
if i came up to a girl i've been admiring at school and did some of this stuff, i'd probably be smacked, looked at weirdly, have nasty rumors spread about me, ...etc.

:D

DragonTrainer
June 26th, 2006, 09:41 PM
Hmm, well, honestly, sometimes I'm corny with my sweetheart, and it's not like "Stfu...", sometimes it's kinda cute :D

Dawg 2005
June 27th, 2006, 05:34 AM
That'd be a decent "guide" about making a relationship better, but you didn't write it.

It's a chain on Myspace. So congrats, you've just stolen material.

Kalylia
June 27th, 2006, 12:29 PM
Okay, the fat jokes were sick, rude, and totally unnecissary...

And, be the bit stolen or no, it's still good advice. It's how my bf got and keeps me, after all. He does all of those things, at least, most of them. No wrestling. NA's knee doesn't allow for that.

Kura
June 27th, 2006, 02:27 PM
"Throw pebbles at her window at night."

.. Uh.. I really don't think that's a good idea if you throw rocks at someone's window~

Natsuki
June 28th, 2006, 08:58 AM
I actually hate having my hair played with. <__<

I don't mind being tickled every so often, but if it's done to me on a frequent and daily basis - I'm likely to get annoyed. XD

"Tell her jokes." - I love to laugh...so jokes are fun, but kinda corny sometimes. XD Nonetheless, if my boyfriend were to start telling me jokes just randomly, I'd think they made him even cuter than he already is~ X3

"Throw pebbles at her window at night." - If Jorge threw pebbles at my window I'd be like "WTH are you doing outside...? Come in here!" XD

"Let her fall asleep in your arms." - <3333~

I've had Jorge give me internetly piggy back rides. 8D Though it was more against his will, so yeah...XD

And for the record...phone conversations = waaaay better than just IMing all the time.

And umm...all the kissing ones = awww. =3~ *squibble*

~Kelsey