Would you fart in front of your girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Master Kwesi Nkromah]

You MUST be really secure with your relationship with your girl / guy if you’re comfortable enough to fart in front of them. I'm curious how many of you have or would.

If you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend, how many of you would fart in front of friends?

Hehehe... I would and have… My girl calls it the gift and the curse

[Frostweaver]

Lol... welcome back to starting threads again Kwesi ^_^ I haven't seen a thread by you for such a long time (well technically i've never seen a thread by you myself except through reference).

You know... they say that it's not physically healthy to hold in a fart. So technically speaking it's not like you have a choice to choose rather you are going to fart now or later...

And now kids... do not burn methane gas as it's extremely flammable... do not try that at home or else you won't be sitting down again for a month at least.

[Pokemaster10000]

Tssss a big NO. :P
If I were to fart in front of my friends it would go something like this..
Me:*fart*
Friends: *runs away gasping for fresh air lauging*
Me:*starts accusing someone else for farting* XD

[//mew\\]

This is a really...i dunno....wierd thread....

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

I can't believe I'm even going to post in this thread, lol. I don't have a boyfriend right now, but if my crush somehow became my boyfriend, I'd rather jump off the top of Mount Everest instead of farting in front of him...seriously! I bet it'd be less painful to go SPLAT all over the bottom of the mountain than let one loose and see the look on his face, lol. ^_^; Then again, he might fart in front of me without thinking anything of it--I don't know him that well. As for farting in front of my friends, only some of us have felt comfortable enough to do that in front of each other and laugh about afterwards...>_< *runs out of the thread as fast as she can with a paper bag over her head*

[Greed]

XD! I dunno about that, but I fart in front of my friends! We usually have fart contests, but I dun think I'd fart in front of my bf/gf. ^^; That'd be so ungentlemanly of me! XD

*dies*

[Wing Zero]

if i had a girl friend i would NEVER far near her, i would hold it even if it meant i would pop...its the polite thing to do, and if she was my girl friend then shes probably "the one" or something bucase i dont pick just and girl...SO NEVER EVER!

[Kairi]

Hmm…I’d probably have no problem with it, to tell the truth. I mean, sure that sounds crude >.> but why not? I’m not going to live long enough to stress over it, and hey if we laugh over it I might live even longer. So yeah. o.o If it was in front of Kwesi, I’d probably find a way to blame him though.

*innocent* ^_^

[Cosmo]

I try not to do that because then I would've been really embarrased.

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

I dont fart in front of my friends. But we have the occasional belching contest!

[Sakura and Espeon]

lt in public . it's not right... though... nor healthy..

But anyway, I never fart in front of my friends. It's just not right.

[100marios]

Leave it up to Kwesi to make up an interesting subject matter hehe...

Well, I don't have a girlfriend, but in general, I wouldn't do that. As wierd as it may sound, my sisters are better at doing burps and stuff then I am! They can both burp pretty loudly, but when I join no one notices. I still haven't figured out how people can do one anytime they want.....
I bet I suprised a lot of people with that info hehe...

I don't mind burps, and uh....poofles, (what my 3rd grade teacher called them)
when it's an accident, but when it's deliberate that's too much even for me!

[^^NICK^^ v.2.0]

I would not fart in front my friends/girlfriends.

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

Leave it up to Kwesi to make up an interesting subject matter hehe...

Well, I don't have a girlfriend, but in general, I wouldn't do that. As wierd as it may sound, my sisters are better at doing burps and stuff then I am! They can both burp pretty loudly, but when I join no one notices. I still haven't figured out how people can do one anytime they want.....
I bet I suprised a lot of people with that info hehe...

I don't mind burps, and uh....poofles, (what my 3rd grade teacher called them)
when it's an accident, but when it's deliberate that's too much even for me!
And the world has come to this, lol. ^_^; You know, it's pretty odd to know that a boy can't burp loudly. I mean, that's supposed to be a way of life, Jordan...O_o I can burp whenever...I could do that ever since I was in elementary school. Yep, it's a gift! In fact, my parents flip out when I start these huge burps. I only do it at home but never around company. *looks at Jordan with a "queer" look* I can't talk to you the same way again, lol.

[Kayleigh]

I live with two farting maniacs! Seriously! My brother and cousin always try to hunt me down whenever they're about to fart. They'll come into my room and do it, they'll sit on me, etc. Whatever it takes to get on my nerves, they'll do it! Argh, it's so annoying. XD

But to answer your question... Er... I don't think I would, lol. Maybe once I knew him for a really long time and we actually teased each other a lot.

Ohh, and Jordan, I'm really good at burping too. o_o; Uh, it must be a girl thing?

[Dizzy]

Why would you want to.. Its discusting... and mad embarassing.. I'd probably be disowned :P

[Teara]

Oh gozh, thiz iz zuch an elegant thread Kwesi ^_^''''

I never fart(or az my mom zayz "girlz don't fart thay toot") or berp/belch infront of anyone, wheather it'z my boyfriend, friendz, or family. Really ztrange conzidering I have a redneck family *.*'''' But I guezz that'z not zuprizing zince I don't even zlouch when walking or zitting, even for an inzane perzon like me I conzider it kind of dizrezpectfull >_<


Of courze I don't really mind if zomeone elze doez around me, it'z perfectly normal...unlezz it'z one of thoze incredebly rediculouz forced fartz made juzt to annoy and dizcuzt people. That drivez me inzane!!

Hehehe, I remember when I firzt ztarted going out with my boyfriend and he waz totally afraid to rip one out =D...0,o erm, that zounded weird <.<...anywayz he did once and tried to blame it on zome one elze, now that he knowz I'm okay with it though...eeeewww.

*sigh* It'z a zhame they ztink zo bad or I would juzt ignore them completely -__-'''

[Legendary_Pokegirl]

Usually at birthday partys we get lots of pop, and have contests. I won some times!

[Lightning]

I live with two farting maniacs! Seriously! My brother and cousin always try to hunt me down whenever they're about to fart. They'll come into my room and do it, they'll sit on me, etc. Whatever it takes to get on my nerves, they'll do it! Argh, it's so annoying. XD
That's my brother there. ^_^;; He likes to do that to me when I have friends over, but it was amusing when he was doing it during his own birthday party... he only managed to make himself look like an idiot. =D

As for the question... (o_O)... Nah, I wouldn't on purpose. o.o;;; And ehm... <_< Nice to see your wonderful topics again, Kwesi.

*wanders off to watch Yugioh*

[Kayleigh]

That's my brother there. ^_^;; He likes to do that to me when I have friends over, but it was amusing when he was doing it during his own birthday party... he only managed to make himself look like an idiot. =D

As for the question... (o_O)... Nah, I wouldn't on purpose. o.o;;; And ehm... <_< Nice to see your wonderful topics again, Kwesi.

*wanders off to watch Yugioh*
Lol. My brother and cousin LOVE to do it when I have friends over. (They're about the same age, and they're best friends, so they team up a lot.) It's amazing how long they can stand behind my locked door and just do any kind of weird thing that they can think of. And the worse part is that my brother has now figured out a way to unlock my door. =_= It's crazy!

[100marios]

And the world has come to this, lol. ^_^; You know, it's pretty odd to know that a boy can't burp loudly. I mean, that's supposed to be a way of life, Jordan...O_o I can burp whenever...I could do that ever since I was in elementary school. Yep, it's a gift! In fact, my parents flip out when I start these huge burps. I only do it at home but never around company. *looks at Jordan with a "queer" look* I can't talk to you the same way again, lol.
I have to admit that I practice, and it's usually quantity over quality hehe....
My sister once said that one of her friends did one so big, it shook the house. I wasn't there, so I didn't believe it, but omce she came and showed me....
"I'm a believer!" Hehe...

I guess it must be a girl thing, but it seems like all my relatives can do it too, my cousins at least. I just didn't gain that trait hehe....

[Kairi]

He wants to impress any future community site owners. XP

Ah…I’m glad I don’t have a brother. o.o;

[piglet]

I would never fart in front of my b/f b/c i think it shows immaturity. i have farted in front of my b/f b4 but i dont think he noticed b/c we were skating together. but if i was mad at the guy i would fart in his face! lol j/k ^_^

[Flaming Torchic]

Well, I am a man with manners, and I would never do it UNLESS it was causing me physical pain to hold it in (oh yes, it's possible to get pain from holding them in, why it is unhealthy). I don't have a girlfriend right now, but I wouldn't do it infront of my friends period. Although some of my friends are immature and do that, I don't unless like I said above, it was hurting me to hold it in just for the sake of manners.

[Chairman Kaga]

Boy do I feel dirty posting in this thread ^_^;;;

Well...I don't have a girlfriend...I've never had a girlfriend :P But if I was ever so lucky to have one, I wouldn't be as nasty as to fart around them...one faux pas like that and they would be absolutely disgusted with me, and I with myself...I don't consider that something one does around other people...I do know people who take pride in the act though, which I can't comprehend...some of them have done it around me, and I pretend to not mind and I laugh, but on the inside I'm thinking "How could they ever have the bravery (for lack of a more fitting term) to do that in front of another person?" I dunno, maybe I'm uptight...I just wouldn't do it around anyone, least of all my girlfriend.

[100marios]

He wants to impress any future community site owners. XP

Ah…I’m glad I don’t have a brother. o.o;
Yup...
*looks around*
Everyone's a target!

Brothers aren't all too bad.....I'm one after all! I kinda wish I had a little bro to play around with.....
When my dad's goes to work, I'm the only guy!

[Teara]

Yup...
*looks around*
Everyone's a target!

Brothers aren't all too bad.....I'm one after all! I kinda wish I had a little bro to play around with.....
When my dad's goes to work, I'm the only guy!
Oh yez, I'm zure your the man of the houze with your polite mannerz around your zizterz who you zay fart more then you :P

[100marios]

Oh yez, I'm zure your the man of the houze with your polite mannerz around your zizterz who you zay fart more then you :P
You bet I am! Someone has to have a little decency in this house!
.....although they don't exactly listen to me a lot....
Must be because I joke around too much.....

Exuse me! 'Poofle' is the term think you are searching for!
Hehe....
That sounds wierd too!

[Dizzy]

It's like Disrespect in Europe to fart.. because you know.. old people talk about everything, I wouldnt do it. But little kids do just to be amusing, and it works.. but then they get scolded at.. which is also pretty amusing :P

[bna_li]

I dont think so... It would be hard to just get one...

[100marios]

It's like Disrespect in Europe to fart.. because you know.. old people talk about everything, I wouldnt do it. But little kids do just to be amusing, and it works.. but then they get scolded at.. which is also pretty amusing :P
It should be disrespect to....uh...let one, anywhere!
I don't know about the you-know-what part being amusing, but I'm sure the scolding is hehe...

[Sayuri no Hoshi]

It's like Disrespect in Europe to fart.. because you know.. old people talk about everything, I wouldnt do it. But little kids do just to be amusing, and it works.. but then they get scolded at.. which is also pretty amusing :P
Well, look at one of the Austin Powers movies (I can't remember if it was the first or second), the girl in the hot tub with him said after she saw those grand bubbles float up, lol: "How dare you break wind before me?!" Of course, it's just slapstick humor--but still! She was European! ...With a really nasty pun for her name.

[Dizzy]

LOL It should be Illegal in the continental US. South Shore of Portugal and Spain, West coast of Morocco, Western Tip of France, Northwestern Germany as well as North Netherlands, and The South Shore of the UK. And Finally... The Whole Countries of Italy and Greece, and Greek Islands :) lol need i go on?

[Scyther5]

If you hear a fart where i live, you better say saftey(you no that stupid game where if they say door knob before you say safety they can punch you until you touch a door knob.) Anywayz back on topic, theres no way i could fart in fornt of a GF it'd be to embarassing!

[Imakuni?]

i think fartz are funny *faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttt* lookz at ryleigh...
>.< cover your noze and mouth... runn its ryleigh... *looks at ryleigh again and runz*
i burp in front of friendz but i zay i gotta go to the bathroom to fart...

[Ryoutarou]

Man i would never do that in front of another person only in the restroom!

[Jess]

Gross x.x Noway..XD!

*YAY!.. Welcome Back to Be Active Kwesi..XD*

[Master Kwesi Nkromah]

Here’s an interesting story…
I've been dating my girlfriend Katie for about six or seven weeks now. At the start of our relationship we talked about how comfortable we’d have to be with each other in order to fart wit no shame. Knowing this, not to long ago I wanted to test her comfort level and challenged her to a tickle. I jumped off a chair onto her belly (my tickleSupreme, patent pending…) and just started laying waste to her body (still rated PG). I had her going so much that both her parents and some lady from church came over to see what we were doing and it happened… one of the loudest, longest, smelliest farts ever driven from the female body came booming from this girl’s bottom.

I smiled.. lol she was ok, we still date :-p

[Iveechan]

I wouldn't... my sister does though. And she farts on me... it's rather disturbing.

[Junichi]

WHAT?! I would never do that. Whoever does that is completly immature.

[22sa]

I live with two farting maniacs! Seriously! My brother and cousin always try to hunt me down whenever they're about to fart. They'll come into my room and do it, they'll sit on me, etc. Whatever it takes to get on my nerves, they'll do it! Argh, it's so annoying. XD

But to answer your question... Er... I don't think I would, lol. Maybe once I knew him for a really long time and we actually teased each other a lot.

Ohh, and Jordan, I'm really good at burping too. o_o; Uh, it must be a girl thing?
O_O lol

I use to that to my family members just.. never as far as sitting on them but boy did I ever flex my immaturity around. +_+

Burping... I never do it without humor. =D

They both don't bother me, once you guys go into high school, you'll probably be in classes who really don't care who just farted or burped, probably. There's this girl who sits beside me in my Jap class who burps just about every Jap class, it was pretty funny the first couple times, but I am tolerant of it.

Hmm, but I'd try not to burp or fart in front of people, it's... at times more interesting to hold them back.

[Haruki Hanai]

Maybe PC should hold a Farting competition for it's next get-together? XD
We'd need people to come to... somewhere in New York?

Fart away!

Eck, I wouldn't join in, I'd wear a gas mask. I organise things but it doesn't necessarily mean I have to participate in it.

Anyway, Vincent often does fart, mostly on my mother! o_o;;

Oh help me guys! *sniffs Vincent's fart* *faints*

Anyone who volunteers to come with me to Queens in New York to Kwesi's house say Aye! XD

[Roxas]

Oro? *looks up and sees SK's post* cool! *takes the bus to Queens and waits for about half hour*....hmm......*get off bus and runs to kwesi's house and rings the door bell* anyone home!? *sees kwesi across the street and runs at him* umm......TAKE THIS! *farts and kwesi and runs away* :laugh: anyways......this is a weird thread......me no have girlfriend......but me do have friends....and of course i fart in front of them.....when it stinks, i just laugh while they suffer. :laugh: and sometimes when i'm mad at them, i walk up to them and fart on them. :laugh:

[Pokemaster10000]

Maybe PC should hold a Farting competition for it's next get-together? XD
We'd need people to come to... somewhere in New York?

Anyone who volunteers to come with me to Queens in New York to Kwesi's house say Aye! XD

Please make it be in Queens then. I'll only have to walk a block or two. :P
Farting competition? Cool. :classic: XD

Btw, my teacher the less sound you make when you fart, the more it stinks. O_o"

[Roxas]

Please make it be in Queens then. I'll only have to walk a block or two. :P
Farting competition? Cool. :classic: XD

Btw, my teacher the less sound you make when you fart, the more it stinks. O_o"
Oro? hmm... thats true PM1000.... those are called silent but deadly farts, just in case u didnt know........hm? a block or 2? u live in queens? heeheee....*goes to PM1000's house with a chainsaw cause he wouldnt say who he liked in the crush thread*.....Oro? mabe i shouldve just done that in the other thread. XP anyways, a fart contest sounds cool! :laugh: i can make really loud farts......and stinky ones.....but if i want them to stink alot, then i'm gonna have to eat lots of chocolate pudding! XD

[Pokemaster10000]

Oro? hmm... thats true PM1000.... those are called silent but deadly farts, just in case u didnt know........hm? a block or 2? u live in queens? heeheee....*goes to PM1000's house with a chainsaw cause he wouldnt say who he liked in the crush thread*.....Oro? mabe i shouldve just done that in the other thread. XP anyways, a fart contest sounds cool! :laugh: i can make really loud farts......and stinky ones.....but if i want them to stink alot, then i'm gonna have to eat lots of chocolate pudding! XD

Chicolate pudding?
It's beef that makes me fart like the Flea from Mucha Lucha. :P

Har...tough luck finding which three floors from my house I live in.
You know..you would have to be a crimal mastermind to do that.
We have the Department of Homeland Security. XD

[22sa]

I do not know... Wouldn't farting be considered SPAM?

[^^NICK^^ v.2.0]

Here’s an interesting story…
I've been dating my girlfriend Katie for about six or seven weeks now. At the start of our relationship we talked about how comfortable we’d have to be with each other in order to fart wit no shame. Knowing this, not to long ago I wanted to test her comfort level and challenged her to a tickle. I jumped off a chair onto her belly (my tickleSupreme, patent pending…) and just started laying waste to her body (still rated PG). I had her going so much that both her parents and some lady from church came over to see what we were doing and it happened… one of the loudest, longest, smelliest farts ever driven from the female body came booming from this girl’s bottom.

I smiled.. lol she was ok, we still date :-p
LOL, that is so funny. I actually laughed out loud.

[Roxas]

Oro? *goes to visit cousin and sees PM10000 next door* XD *laughs evil and chases him down the block with chainsaw* now u DIE! *takles down PM10000 and farts on him and then cuts him open*

BTW, it takes alot of chocolate pudding and coffee to make my stomach hurt. and when my stomach hurts, my farts smell really, REALLY bad! XD

[Pokemaster10000]

Oro? *goes to visit cousin and sees PM10000 next door* XD *laughs evil and chases him down the block with chainsaw* now u DIE! *takles down PM10000 and farts on him and then cuts him open*

BTW, it takes alot of chocolate pudding and coffee to make my stomach hurt. and when my stomach hurts, my farts smell really, REALLY bad! XD

What kind of person are you? .....torturing someone like that. :P

Of course when your stomach hurts it suppose to stink.
Try punching me into the stomach and see what happens. XD
*everyone stares at him*
Uhh, not like I know. XD

[Keleri]

This is an amusing thread. xD Anyway.

I've never had a boyfriend, but I would never, ever rip one -noisily- in front of my friends. I've figured out how to release 'em silently, so there's rarely anything to fear. Especially since I hang out with a lot of guys, so if there's a stench I'm not a suspect. ROFL

I do, however, have few qualms about belching in front of people I know, even though I'm frequently told I sound like a guy when I do. Oh well. It happens.

Edit: I claim page three in the name of France!! xD

[Dizzy]

Hey you stole my line XD... Except I'd claim it for Portugal of course.. and France since I was born there...

Sorry for being off topic lol

[Pluslechu]

The only times I hold them in are at school...Or with a brand new friend. I fart in front of realatives and REALLY GOOD friends though :P Oh yes, I hold it in when I'm around cute guys, too...I belch more (and better) than anyone else I know though XD I like to belch...*BBUUURP!* lol!
Late at night when my mom's asleep and I'm up on PC I usually fart very loud. (did I really need to share that?! XD)

[Moonlit_Angel]

LOL, no, you didn't.
Um.... this is an interesting thread. Well, no, I don't think I would. It'd be pretty embarrasing. :embarrass Especially if he was a new boyfriend.

[b121]

well I didnt read all the pages but on the first /second page peolple where talking about burping well I cant do it anitime I want to either ,and I am kinda of a clean person sorta speak, never fart infront of anybody or burp either!,that is if I could burp anitime, but still when I feel like it I hold the burp in nomater what

[IceKitten]

I wouldn't, not in front of A G/F (IF EVER I get one) and I can burp anytime as well, it's just that when u suck the air in for the burp it sounds like a burp.....to the teachers -.-

[Reptar]

Minunchu can fart whenever she wants...I personally think that's pretty gross, because she does it a LOT...And they smell like rotten eggs...I swear, that girl has too much sulfur in her diet...(Eggs, cheese, etc.)

oh and NEVER EVER EVER GIVE MINUNCHU CHILLI! 0_0

[Poke'gangster]

I would never fart in front of my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would be embarrased!
But I would fart in front of my freinds if it meant losing my freindship.
*what?*

[Isaac 1]

I don't have a girlfriend, but as someone said it'd be less painful to splat. I am immature, but NOT that immature. If a girl did it in front of me, I'd , i'd, i don't know what i'd do.