Crappy Team

[Lord Mike]

Don't flame hell at me. It sucks. Just a fun team.

Ursaring (M) @ Choice Band ** Target Is Open!
Trait: Guts
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Focus Punch
- Frustration
- Rock Slide

The target is open but will you hit it? XD

Gyarados (M) @ Leftovers ** Teriaki Chicken
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 156 HP / 216 Atk / 24 Def / 92 Spd / 20 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Hidden Power [Flying]
- Taunt

Needs the Speed. I threw out crappy EVs.

Articuno @ Leftovers ** SubZero
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 216 HP / 76 Def / 56 Spd / 104 SAtk / 56 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Heal Bell
- Ice Beam
- Reflect
- Rest

BL, but still cool. My special wall I guess. Cleric support is pretty obvious.

Steelix (M) @ Leftovers ** May I Rape You?
Trait: Rock Head
EVs: 208 HP / 224 Atk / 76 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Double-Edge
- Earthquake
- Roar
- Toxic

Only needed 76 Defense EVs to get to 500. Maybe max HP, but Attack is cool too.

Swampert (M) @ Leftovers ** DA MUDCATZ
Trait: Torrent
EVs: 240 HP / 56 Atk / 100 Def / 112 SAtk
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Earthquake
- Ice Beam
- Rest
- Surf

Counters Mence and friends.

Alakazam (M) @ Leftovers ** Fear My Spoons!
Trait: Synchronize
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Fire Punch
- Psychic
- Recover

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[jc_rcw]

Don't flame hell at me. It sucks. Just a fun team.

Ursaring (M) @ Choice Band ** Target Is Open!
Trait: Guts
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Focus Punch
- Frustration
- Rock Slide

The target is open but will you hit it? XD
<3 orsa.

Gyarados (M) @ Leftovers ** Teriaki Chicken
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 156 HP / 216 Atk / 24 Def / 92 Spd / 20 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Hidden Power [Flying]
- Taunt

Needs the Speed. I threw out crappy EVs.
I like the tank set.

Articuno @ Leftovers ** SubZero
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 216 HP / 76 Def / 56 Spd / 104 SAtk / 56 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Heal Bell
- Ice Beam
- Reflect
- Rest

BL, but still cool. My special wall I guess. Cleric support is pretty obvious.
xd I don't know the evs

Steelix (M) @ Leftovers ** May I Rape You?
Trait: Rock Head
EVs: 208 HP / 224 Atk / 76 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Double-Edge
- Earthquake
- Roar
- Toxic

Only needed 76 Defense EVs to get to 500. Maybe max HP, but Attack is cool too.
iron tail imo

Swampert (M) @ Leftovers ** DA MUDCATZ
Trait: Torrent
EVs: 240 HP / 56 Atk / 100 Def / 112 SAtk
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Earthquake
- Ice Beam
- Rest
- Surf

Counters Mence and friends.

Alakazam (M) @ Leftovers ** Fear My Spoons!
Trait: Synchronize
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Fire Punch
- Psychic
- encore

Encorezam beats anything, I love it >3

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One of your cool teams, remember hera rapes you completely.

[Lord Mike]

Yeah, I just figured that out. Zam helps to rape Hera as long as Salac isn't in effect.

Iron Tail might be considered, but the problem is I feel really unlucky when it the acuracy of a move is below 90%, but I'll give it a try.

Revising is probably nessessary. Thanks jc.