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Jirachi
April 16th, 2004, 11:00 PM
With photographic evidence I can now prove that pikachu is totally evil and that he enjoys eating small children for lunch. Just look at him trying to stuff this kid into his mouth.
http://www.comforcomedy.btinternet.co.uk/articles/pokemon/eating.jpg
I am appalled at some of the evil
things that companies let loose on
small children these days.

Haha, it is so obvious that kid is just hugging Pikachu.
BTWL, how does that guy know that Pikachu is a boy or girl?

http://www.comforcomedy.btinternet.co.uk/articles/pokemon/mouse.bmp
This guy here is NUTS. Society as we know it wanted nothing to
do with him the second he put this on.
"WHAT A FRUITCAKE!!!"

Now THAT is a dumb thing, but they shoudn't be pointing it out like that!

Pokemon is the reason kids are smoking, having oral sex, shooting down innocent people and drinking!

Generally, Pokemon more or less DIScourages that stuff.

I want to be the very worst,
Like one just ever was.
To shoot them is my real test,
To kill them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Kill Pokemon, to understand
The power that must die.

Pokemon (Gotta kill 'em all)
That's just for me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon
(Oh) You are must die
And I'm calling you to fight
Pokemon (Gotta kill 'em all)
Your broken heart
Will make you and friends apart
You find me and I'll kill you
Pokemon
Gotta kill 'em all
Gotta kill 'em all, yeah

Every monster along the way
With courage I will face
I will kill'em everyday
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, you aren't ill
There's no better team
Arm and arm we'll go and kill
It's always been our dream

Pokemon (Gotta kill 'em all)
That's just for me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon
(Oh) You are must die
And I'm calling you to fight
Pokemon (Gotta kill 'em all)
Your broken heart
Will make you and friends apart
You find me and I'll kill you
Pokemon
Gotta kill 'em all
Gotta kill 'em all, yeah

Gotta kill 'em all
Gotta kill 'em all
Gotta kill 'em all, yeah

Pokemon (Gotta kill 'em all)
That's just for me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon
(Oh) You are must die
And I'm calling you to fight
Pokemon (Gotta kill 'em all)
Your broken heart
Will make you and friends apart
You find me and I'll kill you
Pokemon
Gotta kill 'em all
Gotta kill 'em all!
Pokemon!



An entire poem made to be against Pokemon, just gawk at that.

They think Pokemon's the best
There ever was
To **** ya off is there real test
To annoy you is there cause
They'll search across the internet
To harass anti webmasters
Type from there keyboard
The mindless drible that really doesn't matter

Pok Freaks (Gotta **** 'ya off)
It's you and them



It's like it's there destiny Pok Freaks
Oh..they're not your friends
With words you can't comprehend

Pok Freaks (Gotta **** 'ya off)
There fags it's true



They think there opinion is truth

You hate them and they hate you

Pok Freaks Gotta **** 'Ya Off
Gotta **** 'Ya Off

Pok Freaks!



Another poem attempting to pull neutral poeple towards hating Pokemon.

I'm tired and sick. bye. >o<

Enix-Zae
April 17th, 2004, 01:16 AM
its funny how the people who made fun of the songs, and redid the lyrics, had to listen to them first :P

Evil Togepi
April 17th, 2004, 01:17 AM
Honestly poeple who hate Pokmon don't bother me that much in fact don't really bother me at all, they're entitled to their opinion as much as we are, I will admit some of the lengths some go to show people they hate a show seems a little pointless to me, I never understand why people do that but *shrugs* it happens I guess and I don't think it's anything to get worked up over, after all it's only a TV Show, yes it's a TV show we all love but it's never a reason to get worked up...
...in fact one of my best online friends hates the show and used to have an Anti-Pokmon site aswell but we have never come to blows over the show cos he respects that I like it and I respect that he doesn't ^^

Anyway that's just my opinion, for me I just let them be and leave them to whatever they want to do...

asher_son_of_ash
April 17th, 2004, 05:07 AM
:laugh: Didn't know lots of Pokehaters would go to any lengths to do that. How they did it is a question to me. Oo; How can make it seem like that?

ash_misty4ever
April 17th, 2004, 05:19 AM
POKEMON forcing kids to take drugs!!! *bursts out laughing* Who made this scientific fact? HEHEHE.I mean who wouldn't notice that Pikachu is hugging a little kid, not eating a kid!

Varied Deoxys
April 17th, 2004, 05:49 AM
They can make fun of the show all they want. It's the games I'm worried about.

Imakuni?
April 17th, 2004, 05:55 AM
this is offensive and i think this needs to be closed

Chairman Kaga
April 17th, 2004, 08:08 AM
Everything I do invites hatred...this is nothing new. I've seen worse about pokemon on the internet and I really don't care...anyone realize that these are just losers half-stoned out of their mind that hate pretty much everything? And of course, there are the few sane but mean-spirited people that just want to make children feel bad, but they're nothing either. If they're like that they don't deserve my attention to their sucky little poems. Pokehaters are an incredibly stupid bunch, as they've always been. The only people who ever picked on me for liking it were the morons in my grade. This is nothing...it just reaffirms how very foolish they are to hate something so innocent.

stewie&rupert
April 17th, 2004, 08:21 AM
They can make fun of the show all they want. It's the games I'm worried about.

thats right, the important thing to me is also the games. i only watch the show bcuz it comes b4 yu-gi-oh. but if they offend yugioh show by changing the song then i would be angry and confused!?!?

Cassie-chan
April 17th, 2004, 09:28 AM
Well, I heard on some anti-pokemon site that Parents hated pokemon cards because their kids traded them for magic-the-gathering cards and they didn't like them...and this is pokemon's fault?

Actully, I think the complants are more funny than offending. Pokemon causes smoking?

Chairman Kaga
April 17th, 2004, 09:47 AM
Well, I heard on some anti-pokemon site that they hated pokemon cards because their kids traded them for magic-the-gathering cards and they didn't like them...and this is pokemon's fault?

Then again, that is sort of a valid reason to be angry...I remember when Yu-Gi-Oh became more popular than the pokemon TCG and everyone I knew was switching over to that game...I hated Yu-Gi-Oh for a while because of that, but now after playing the game a little and watching the anime I like it! I suppose they were just bitter that pokemon had become more popular than Magic...but all this other hate is pointless...as I said it reaffirms me of the idiocy of the haters :P

Lucifer
April 17th, 2004, 09:50 AM
The funniest part of those songs is the inept way in which they're written.

Sudowoodo_prince
April 17th, 2004, 10:43 PM
Where did you find this stuff?!?
Was it from those people who believe pokemon's evil,
or the guys who just hate the show, and made fun of both other groups by saying pokemon's evil and making up crazy stuff. Does the person describe why pokemon causes smoking, having oral sex, shooting down innocent people and drinking?
Sorry if I'm asking too many questions!

Jirachi
April 18th, 2004, 01:31 AM
Where did you find this stuff?!?
Was it from those people who believe pokemon's evil,
or the guys who just hate the show, and made fun of both other groups by saying pokemon's evil and making up crazy stuff. Does the person describe why pokemon causes smoking, having oral sex, shooting down innocent people and drinking?
Sorry if I'm asking too many questions!
No it deosn't explain. It just says it does. >_<

AJHalliwell
April 18th, 2004, 10:53 AM
Poor Pokemon u.u If you don't like something, leave it alone! Don't spend time trying to parody it to annoy others.

Iveechan
April 18th, 2004, 07:11 PM
You have to admit, that Marrill guy is rather... amusing. But it's like the furry fandom, the haters see a few pictures of idiots in animal suits, and they think that all furries are like that. Anyway, Pokemon haters don't bother me much.

Moonlit_Angel
April 21st, 2004, 12:56 AM
I've seen worse. Once, there was blood sights, profanity...UGH! I practically barfed!
I saw a Clefable in the microwave b4.....LOL, I was quite amused, being it's one of my favorites. More amused than angry.
I have to agree, the guy in the Marril costume is.... interesting.
Pokemon Haters are just wasting time.

brmsort
April 22nd, 2004, 08:57 AM
There are some folks out there that dislike things merely because they are popular and not for any real reason of logic or religious conviction. That is foundation of all the anti-Pokemon sites: to rebel against the popular.

IceKitten
April 22nd, 2004, 10:26 AM
Or against the old, I mean, when it first came out I was about 11-12, and I grew up with it, do they expect us not to grow?

Aj1
April 24th, 2004, 06:39 PM
THAT SONG IS STUPID AND GAY and it pointless and who ever write it sux and they can't write a rap or poem or song..

that suck... probalbly just dumb and dotish to waste there time trying to make up stuff like that which is lame and stupid...

oh well they must be really stupid to write that stuff hahahaha...

Porygon
April 26th, 2004, 12:06 PM
Umm sure, why not?

I can't let Pokmon haters bother me. It's their problem if they hate something so good.

Ryoutarou
April 26th, 2004, 12:45 PM
ya it's called freedom of speech and on the net there is no nation or country so whatever,.....

Pogiforce-14
April 26th, 2004, 02:25 PM
Haters must have no life to waste time making a haters website and they also should know taht they aren't convincing anyone with those sites, they just make people very PO'ed at them. Some providers wont tolerate such sites.

FireArcherX
April 26th, 2004, 02:31 PM
Those are kind of funny, actually.

Pokemon haters dont bother me much. Pokemon isnt really what is used to be, and it pretty much sucks now. O.o;; IMO though.

Ryoutarou
April 26th, 2004, 02:33 PM
Ya the american poke does suck but i like the newer jap episodes a lot...good thing my bro livs there...i get a few tapes every month with the newest episodes of my favortie anime.

Kitty17794
April 30th, 2004, 01:08 PM
Pokemon haters are weird. They dont like cute stuff *shrug*

Jirachi
May 4th, 2004, 02:22 AM
They are weird and stupid.

Jeremy
May 9th, 2004, 11:46 AM
Devote their lives to hate something. What a waste of life.

jokestr2004
May 9th, 2004, 07:33 PM
Devote their lives to hate something. What a waste of life.

So true...

As its been said like fifty thousand times... yeah PokeHaters are downright hilarious in every size shape and form. I've played an interactive game where you get to cook little tiny Pokemon on a frying pan... now how funny is that?

Some of the haters just dont know enough about Pokemon and assume that it was designed for ages 6 and under, mainly because of some of the weird products that American companies designed and over-advertised...


But yeah, PokeHaters usually go around proud to be one... heck I don't like DBZ at all, but I dont go around shoving it in DBZ fans' faces..

Purin
May 13th, 2004, 01:04 AM
Who ever made those must have had too much time to spare...
Smoking and drugs? Those are really absurd.

Arcanine
May 13th, 2004, 07:30 AM
Pokmon haters are crazy and just stupid. Like PIKA2 said up there I don't see how some one would give the time into hating Pokemon. What did Pokemon ever do to them? They make sites, forums, pics, songs, everything you can think of just to say they hate Pokemon. I can see some one making a site to have info and stuff about Pokemon but making a site just to say you hate Pokemon? There even is a top 100 Pokemon Hater sites (like the PPN top 100 Pokemon sites). I don't let it bug my any more. I mean what could I get out of letting them bother you? That is what they want.

Intuition
May 13th, 2004, 10:14 AM
Well why do they hate pokemon lovers.. that's just sick, we don't say anything about the guys that do other stuff than pokemon do we??!! :shocked:

^^NICK^^ v.2.0
May 13th, 2004, 01:00 PM
My friends in my SPanish class at joke and the punchlike was "I wanna Peekatyou [Pikachu]. Then I made a joke about Pikachu's gone wild, like grils gone wild. I'm not a hater, but it was funny. You had to be there...