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Captain Arcane
December 9th, 2006, 08:00 PM
:laugh: POKEMON JOKES:laugh:

Ok, this is where you can post all your Pokemon Jokes. Funny or stupid, post them all. Oh, and before you post, read the rules, you dont want to be in trouble.

RULES:
1. DO NOT post any inapropriate jokes.
2. DO NOT curse, or use lewd language, this is supposed to be fun, and funny.
3. Follow the PC rules.
4. HAVE FUN:D

Olha
December 9th, 2006, 08:56 PM
Well, I thought this would be fun. Here is my joke that I came up with to the best of my knowledge.

What three pokemon did Houdini use to do magic?

Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam

Okay, so it is not funny, but hey, at least I have tried. *Giggles nerviously*

csyber
December 10th, 2006, 01:28 AM
how do you get 1,000,000 pikachu on a bus?

Poke-em-on!

Mudkip85
December 10th, 2006, 02:11 AM
Well my friends think ive got some decent ones tell me what you all think.

What do you get if you put a parrot into a washing machine?

A poliwhirl!

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~
December 10th, 2006, 09:52 AM
oh thats a good one too bad I can't come up with any now

:t354:~*!*~Queen Boo~*!*~

melod.ii ous demyx~♪
December 10th, 2006, 01:53 PM
XDD you guys have some pretty funny ones :\ i think it's hard to come up with good jokes... but i'll throw one in. Sorry it's not very funny x3


What Pokemon did the boy catch when he was sick with a cold?

"A Pik-ACHOO"

^^

Captain Arcane
December 11th, 2006, 12:48 PM
XDD you guys have some pretty funny ones :\ i think it's hard to come up with good jokes... but i'll throw one in. Sorry it's not very funny x3


What Pokemon did the boy catch when he was sick with a cold?

"A Pik-ACHOO"

^^

:laugh: For some reson that really made me lauph, hahaha.

um, let me think if I can come up with one..... oh

Your Psyduck so stupid, it put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.:P

Aegis
December 12th, 2006, 02:41 PM
how do you get 1,000,000 pikachu on a bus?

Poke-em-on!

xD! That made me laugh

Well my friends think ive got some decent ones tell me what you all think.

What do you get if you put a parrot into a washing machine?

A poliwhirl!

xD, Again, i chuckled.

XDD you guys have some pretty funny ones :\ i think it's hard to come up with good jokes... but i'll throw one in. Sorry it's not very funny x3


What Pokemon did the boy catch when he was sick with a cold?

"A Pik-ACHOO"

^^

XDD!! This one made me laugh hard. By now my brother is staring at me like "wth?"

oh thats a good one too bad I can't come up with any now

:t354:~*!*~Queen Boo~*!*~

Yeah, I agree. I can't think of any. It doesn't matter though, my jokes are lame xD

mrplanters
December 12th, 2006, 02:49 PM
Your Psyduck so stupid, it put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Hey i've heard the same thing just in a yo mama joke
Okay here's one: What pokemon did the professer see when he saw double?
mewTWO! hahaha.... yea not that funny

Đ a r κ
December 12th, 2006, 02:58 PM
Hm, oh I have one, not sure if it is very funny though.

One day, I saw a lady open a cage that had some butter in it, so I asked what the lady was doing and she said she wanted to see a butterfree.

I have another one.

One day, there were these two kids. One was a girl and the other was a boy. The boy started to cough, then the girl threw a pokeball at him. The boy then asked why she threw it at him and she said "Because you were weezing

I know, they aren't good.

mrplanters
December 12th, 2006, 03:02 PM
Lol all of these jokes are corny so don't feel bad korinku
okay heres one: What do you call someone called Kate who looks like a mouse?
A RatiKATE!

Mudkip85
December 12th, 2006, 03:06 PM
mrplanters very original!

Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!

~Kipper~

Đ a r κ
December 12th, 2006, 03:10 PM
What do you call it when a Pokémon comes out of no where? Spontaneous Combusken
I actually made myself giggle with this one.

mrplanters
December 12th, 2006, 03:16 PM
mrplanters very original!

Are you being sarcastic? anyways can't think of anymore right now.

Đ a r κ
December 12th, 2006, 03:20 PM
What do you tell your friends when you go on a date with someone relly ugly. You say Meta-gross

Ok, thats all I can think of for now.

axlefoley
December 12th, 2006, 05:20 PM
whats the best fan to take with you into Varidian forest?

A Donfan

What pokemon do you get when you have no money and only a bee?

sellabee (Celebi)

Boyscout1: My arms are ichy

Boyscout2: You much have brushed past a poison Ivysaur

What pokemon always agrees?

Ditto

Teacher: If i have three Xatu and release 1 how many do I have left?
Student: 1?
Teacher: Nahtwo

Barboach
December 12th, 2006, 05:39 PM
Alright this one may not be that good.

What do you call a parrot who wags its tail?

Poliwag!

Đ a r κ
December 12th, 2006, 05:40 PM
axlefoley:That last one made me laugh the most.

What pokemon should you carry while in a cave? Lanturn

Jeremy
December 12th, 2006, 05:44 PM
Yay! Clean Pokémon jokes. x3 Some of them were really funny, sweeties. XD
Umm, let me try. XD

What is Blaziken's final evolution?
Hadouken! Uhh...Street Fighter reference...um, that was bad. XD

Is Samus Aran was a Pokémon, what will be her final aquired attack?
Hyper Beam. </Super Metriod reference>
Ice Beam. </Orignal Metriod reference>

Which Pokémon will always leave you breathless?
Gas[s]tly 8D

Mines were lame. XD

Đ a r κ
December 12th, 2006, 05:48 PM
Jeremy:All of ours are crummy but hey sometimes thats what makes them funny.

What do you call a bird that lives underwater? Mur-krow

Volta.
December 12th, 2006, 06:00 PM
Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!

~Kipper~

OMG, that one seriously made me ROTFLMAO!

Grrr, like many people here, I cant think of any right now, I had a stash of them somewhere ¬_¬ *searches but to no avail*

Đ a r κ
December 12th, 2006, 06:01 PM
What game do most pokemon play? Nose-pass

1:Man, this thanksgiving dinner is great, thank you.
2:No problum, but go look over there, that one guy is Gulpin

What pokemon is the best with money? Wis-cash

What pokemon does no one go to for help with money? Fee-bas

axlefoley
December 12th, 2006, 06:27 PM
what did the the man say when he borrowed money of a feebas (thanks to Korinku)?

Oh Man-a-fee

mrplanters
December 13th, 2006, 03:27 PM
What pokemon can you use as soap?: SUDawoodo!

mrplanters
December 13th, 2006, 03:34 PM
what pokemon always cuts the cheese?: GAStly
Yes i know very childish but its all I can think of right now.

Fallen Angel_Messiah Of Black Roses
December 13th, 2006, 04:11 PM
I shall now make a corny joke

Based on Psyduck joke seiries

Your psyduck is so stupid it starved in a grocery store

Mudkip85
December 19th, 2006, 04:04 AM
You guys make me laugh heres another one.

Name a low fat Pokémon.

Answer: Butterfree

~Kipper~

axlefoley
December 19th, 2006, 04:52 AM
what is the christmas carol pokemon? in exelcis deoxys

Pikabloo
December 19th, 2006, 07:05 AM
mrplanters very original!

Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!

~Kipper~

XD That made me laugh so hard!!

And some of the others are funny too... ^_^

Sadly, I can't think of any jokes right now...

mrplanters
December 19th, 2006, 07:40 AM
What pokemon is very selfish?: MEowth

dakelland12
December 19th, 2006, 01:11 PM
there all good and funny but i had one a little while ago but i for got it

Blaziken626
December 21st, 2006, 03:40 PM
Heres another one for you guys.

What do you get when Eevee is exposed to a French Stone?

Napoleon!

Lol! :laugh: That one was really funny!

I got some! And I don't think they're really that good.

*Clears throat and turns on mike.* What do you get when you spin a cactus?

Cacturne!

*Crickets chirping*

How 'bout this one? Which Pokemon never tells the truth?

Glalie!

*Crickets chirping*

Okay, I've got a good one!

Wynaut: Knock, knock!

Pikachu: Sorry, you can't come in.

Wynaut: Wynaut?

mrplanters
December 21st, 2006, 03:43 PM
What pokemon likes to get down and dirty?:Mudkip!

Mudkip85
December 21st, 2006, 03:47 PM
You people are cracking me up.

. . . and another . . .


What symptom should you look for before taking a pokemon to the doctors?

Koffing


~Kipper~

axlefoley
December 21st, 2006, 04:52 PM
What is both the king of pokemon's favorite ornament and favorite place to be?

Goldenrod

Benadryl
December 21st, 2006, 05:15 PM
what pokemon makes you have to go to the bathroom?

Snorlax

Captain Arcane
December 22nd, 2006, 11:34 AM
Ok, my friend MSP cant post for some reason, so he sent me his jokes. I thought I'd just post them for him, so here they are...

Why do you not shower with Pokemon?
They might take-a-pi!

What do you do when your kids can't read?
Get them "hooked on Onyx?