View Full Version : DNA Alter + Corrupt (Trying again)
December 21st, 2006, 6:10 PM
Since NekroBoi messed up the original, im hoping this time I can get other people other than... him to post improper things.
It goes like this:
Poster #1: I alter Mew's DNA so it is a fighting type
Poster #2: The fighting type Mew is so powerful it destroys all your belongings and your home punching a doll
I alter Charmander's DNA so it has spikes on its back.
Poster #3: The spikes stab you and leave you in a pile of blood while the Charmander steals your pokemon.
I alter Geodudes...
Yea... also, you can edit real world animals if you like. But only if you cant think of anything, which I doubt.
Lets start! I alter Beedrill's DNA so it can breed with a Beequeen.
December 21st, 2006, 6:14 PM
They create a beehive with lots of Beedrill and Beequeens that sting you to death.
I alter Sunflora's DNA so it has thorns.
Something like that?
December 21st, 2006, 6:18 PM
The thorny Sunflora becomes king of all Sunflora and commands them all to destroy humanity, leaving you responsible.
I alter Medichams DNA so it can learn any Psychic move ever.
Yes. Like that.
December 21st, 2006, 6:22 PM
Medicham uses its Psychic abilities to create a freak tidal wave that drowns you and the whole town.
I alter Dusclops' DNA so that its eye can work like a laser.
December 21st, 2006, 6:48 PM
Dusclops goes war of the worlds on everybody's butt.
I alter Jirachi's DNA so it becomes a fighting type.
December 21st, 2006, 7:15 PM
Jirachi becomes so strong that it accidentally flies through you, ripping a hole in you, when flying up to hug you.
I alter Typhlosion's DNA so that it has blades on its arms.
December 22nd, 2006, 5:21 AM
He was taken by a professor and after that, he became Edward SH who is later know by the name Johnny Depp.
I alter Steelix's DNA so that his body changed into Austeridium
December 22nd, 2006, 5:42 PM
I dont know what that is, but it eats you.
I alter Pikachu's DNA so it has an afro.
December 22nd, 2006, 5:47 PM
The Afro Pikachu was so hideous that it burnt every one's eyes out. =3
I alter Magikarp's DNA so that it is one of the most powerful Pokemon in the world.
December 22nd, 2006, 6:52 PM
it was so powerful that it can finally put Pluto in place, so that it can become planet again.
I alter Giovanni's Persian DNA so that it can talk like Meowth
December 22nd, 2006, 6:54 PM
Unfortunately, Persian's voice wasn't exactly nice sounding, if you catch my drift. D:
I alter Butterfree's DNA so that its eyes aren't so large.
December 22nd, 2006, 7:10 PM
The eyes become so small, its almost blind, and it slices you to pieces with steel wing.
I alter Unknown A's DNA so it becomes a dollar sign. Dont ask why.
December 22nd, 2006, 7:33 PM
It is made fun of by its Unown friends, so it kidnaps you, takes you to its dimension and tortures you until you change it back.
I alter Psyduck's DNA so it has teeth.
December 22nd, 2006, 7:35 PM
It uses them to chew on you, your shoes, your bed, and anything else it sees, hears, or comes in contact with.
I alter Kyogres DNA so all its moves are OHKO moves, and it cant attack me even if it wanted too.
December 22nd, 2006, 9:56 PM
It actually caused a Tsunami that drowned your family and friends.
I alter Tyranitar's DNA so that it becomes Godzilla
December 22nd, 2006, 11:25 PM
You are so small to it that it doesn't notice you and squishes you.
I alter Salamence's DNA so that its wings are razor sharp.
December 23rd, 2006, 3:34 AM
Actually, It was sharp and heavy so when you're riding it, it fell into the center of the earth
I alter Deoxys' DNA so that it transform into a MissingNo.
December 23rd, 2006, 9:49 AM
It messes up all your mechanical things, scrapbooks, clothes, and life.
I alter Scizor's DNA so its pincers are gold.
December 23rd, 2006, 9:53 AM
Scizor is now quite expensive and more hunters want it.
I alter Magikarp's DNA so it's like Mew.
December 23rd, 2006, 10:39 AM
it really likes mew so that it eats all mew in the world
I alter Mr.Mime's data so that it turns into Mrs.Mime
December 23rd, 2006, 10:41 AM
Suddenly mothers who need help with housework start to choose other pokes.
I alter Feebas' DNA so It's not ugly and I alter Milotic's so it is ugly.
December 23rd, 2006, 11:06 AM
Actually, you have fed your Milotic with lots of Blue Pokeblocks while you have fed your Feebas with green Pokeblocks. So, you have to suffer in Pokemon Contest with your Geeky Feebas.
I alter Torkoal's DNA so that it become the world's top soccer player
December 23rd, 2006, 12:08 PM
Torkoal bends the ball into a building and causes a dominoe effect, CRUSHING THE CITY TO BITS.
I alter Miltank so it's bigger than a tractor.
December 23rd, 2006, 12:09 PM
Miltank Curshes every tractor on Earth.
I alter Typhlosion's DNA so it is invincible.
December 23rd, 2006, 12:35 PM
It died of a heart attack actually
I alter Swablu's DNA so rain come out of his clouds
December 23rd, 2006, 12:37 PM
Everyone hunts the Swablu down because they are sick of rain.
I alter Groudon's DNA so it can fly
December 23rd, 2006, 4:02 PM
Groudon is so happy to be able to fly he flies into space and dies.
I alter Hitmonlee's DNA so it has bigger feet.
December 23rd, 2006, 8:30 PM
It has such big feet the momentum of it's kicks caused it to fly into the ocean and land on the Lost island.
I alter Slowpoke so it has two brains.
December 23rd, 2006, 8:34 PM
Its dullness increases twice and dies from starvation.
I alter Pichu's ears to be smaller so it's in proportion.
December 23rd, 2006, 11:54 PM
Pichu's hearing ability decreases and it doesn't notice the Sharpedo in the water that jumps up from behind and eats it.
I alter Mewtwo's DNA so it talks using its mouth.
December 24th, 2006, 4:36 AM
He then revealed that he don't have any vocal chord so therefore he use his lungs and died.
I alter Snorlax's DNA so that it can open his eyes
December 24th, 2006, 11:47 AM
It turns out Snorlax was blind anyway
I alter Dusclops DNA so it can learn Mega Kick
December 24th, 2006, 11:56 AM
But it's a Ghost, so it's Mega Kick goes straight through what it was trying to kick and.. it lands in the mouth of a GIANT Mightyena.
I alter Nosepass's DNA so it looks like Brock with a big nose.
December 24th, 2006, 7:23 PM
well he was sent to BB and participated in the world's largest nose contest.
I alter Growlithe data so that it got the leopard's pattern instead of tiger's
December 25th, 2006, 4:13 AM
It then suddenly found climbing trees more fun than obedience.
I alter Sudowoodo's DNA so it's a Grass-type.
December 25th, 2006, 6:46 AM
Actually, it doesn't really matter because it already used to it.
I alter Tentacool's DNA so that its reproduction system won't work anymore
December 25th, 2006, 4:07 PM
Then both Tentacool and Tentacruel everywhere become extinct.
I alter Rapidash's DNA so it has wings.
December 25th, 2006, 7:41 PM
It then accidentally brought to the past by Celebi and then became Hercules' horse, Pegasus. Since he burned all of the clouds that caused the flood.
I alter Blastoise's DNA so that it has bazooka instead of water cannon
December 25th, 2006, 10:20 PM
Its bazooka's so powerful that it is thrown back by its own power, so it refuses to use them again, therefore making its power popularity go way down.
I alter Marill's DNA so that its tail is heavy and sinks instead of floats.
December 26th, 2006, 8:43 PM
All the swimmers currently surfing on the marill die, including yourself, accidentily.
I alter raichu's DNA so its electricity can power my MP3 player.
December 26th, 2006, 9:27 PM
too much electricity, it powersurges your mp3 player and it blows up in your face
I alter Digletts DNA to make it able to fly
December 26th, 2006, 11:47 PM
it attempts to fly but when everyone sees the rest of digletts body they all have a seizure and die, including you.
i alter raikou's DNA so his scent is smelt by everyone adn they lveo him adn refuse to kill him. =P
December 27th, 2006, 12:56 AM
Raikou eventually gets sick of being loved by everyone, so it solves the problem by killing everyone, including you.
I alter Ditto's DNA so it can't transform.
December 27th, 2006, 11:25 PM
the ditto feels absolutely useless, it goes into a constant state of sadness and floods the world in tears
i alter voltorb's DNA to give it arms, legs, and a mouth
December 28th, 2006, 12:15 AM
It is then able to scale buildings and explode on them, causing to collapse and kill all people inside.
I alter Rayquaza'a DNA so it has four legs and two wings.
December 28th, 2006, 5:07 AM
And Rayguaza stabs Brock with his new limbs.
I alter Missingno.'s DNA so it is a real pokemon.
December 28th, 2006, 7:54 PM
It turns into the only *hacker* pokemon, and deletes all the other pokemon in the universe
I alter Sableye's DNA for it to have the wonder guard ability
December 29th, 2006, 12:21 AM
Since the majority of people believe that Sableye has no weakness (even though it DOES have one) nobody can figure out how to beat it and it destroys everyone and everything.
I alter Snorlax's DNA so that it never wakes up.
December 29th, 2006, 10:22 AM
And his snoring is so loud it breaks the sound barrier, which results in the sound barrier smashing down on it's head and knocking it out cold. EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALREADY ASLEEP! o_o;;
I alter Aipom so it has fingernails on it's tail.
December 29th, 2006, 12:20 PM
it has less balance, standing on his tail and falls of a tree.
I alter Tyrougue's DNA so it can evolve into a species called Hitmondo which knows Tae Kwon Do.
December 29th, 2006, 2:00 PM
He uses it to kick your butt, and you alter its DNA back so it doesnt do that again, but then it gets angry that you did that so it kills you. xD (P.S What is Sableye's weakness?)
I alter Ho-oh's DNA so there are more than one in teh world =D
December 29th, 2006, 7:39 PM
They all get together and pull off world domination burning everything/one.
(Sableye is weak against Fighting moves if you use Foresight on it, taking away its Ghost-type)
I alter Chimecho's DNA so that it screams instead of chimes.
December 29th, 2006, 10:22 PM
Whismur gets jealous of it and kills it, but not before chimecho destroys mankind with its shrill screams
I alter jigglypuff's DNA so people don't fall asleep when it sings
December 29th, 2006, 10:52 PM
Somehow you altering abilities also afefct the people which overall amek them unable to sleep which means that I, the only insomniac ever, can control thee world!
(Umm, forsight is only for normal types, isnt it?)
And with my enw world domination, i change Suicune's DNA so that it is weak...
December 31st, 2006, 2:51 AM
It then makes fun of Magikarp and gets killed by it because it is so weak.
(No, Foresight is to take away Ghost Pokemon's immunity to both Normal AND Fighting type attacks, which is the main reason why most Fighting type Pokemon can learn Foresight. Try it out for yourself.)
I alter Kyogre's DNA so it can't swim.
January 1st, 2007, 10:39 AM
I alter Pikachu's DNA so it picks its nose.
January 1st, 2007, 11:45 AM
Pikachu nose bleed
Alternate Growlithe DNA to swim
January 1st, 2007, 1:05 PM
A Tentacruel eats Growlithe.
I alter Snorlax's DNA making him thin.
January 1st, 2007, 3:52 PM
I poke him and he snaps in two.
I alter Diaruga's DNA so its an 8-bit sprite. WUAHAHAHA!
January 1st, 2007, 5:27 PM
A 16-bit sprite shows off and Diaruga becomes depressed and commits suicide.
I alter Pidgey's DNA and make it into a magikarp.
January 2nd, 2007, 4:59 PM
a gyarados eats the pidgy-karp
I alter cyndaquil's DNA so it evolves into a Ho-oh at level 100!
January 2nd, 2007, 5:31 PM
it wont evolve,you over altered it,it will die at level 50...
i alter feraligatr's DNA so it become THE POKEMON THAT WLL PWN ALL POKEMON HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
January 2nd, 2007, 9:47 PM
It is packed with so much power it explodes and becomes extinct.
I alter Ninetales' DNA so that it only has one tail.
January 3rd, 2007, 12:54 PM
I alter a level 100 Articuno's DNA and make it into level 99.
January 3rd, 2007, 3:09 PM
You got arrested.
I alter Missingno.'s DNA so it can evolve into Mew!
January 3rd, 2007, 4:14 PM
Because Missingno. is a glitch it screws up the whole world and natural balance and order of things and... such...
I alter Vaporeon's DNA so it doesn't have back legs.
January 3rd, 2007, 7:55 PM
"Bet youcant handstand yeh whole life PTTTTTTT!:P"
you get so angry, you die
i alter mewtwo's DNA so it transfers its powers to ASUPER RABID fERALIgATooR TO KILL pkmn!
January 4th, 2007, 9:23 AM
(That isnt a DNA altering, thats just making Feralligator more powerful)
He blows up in your face like an over-charged MP3 player. Heh heh.
I alter Sudoowoodo's DNA so it is a FIRE TYPE WITH BLAZING BRANCHES OF SELF-DEATH.
January 4th, 2007, 10:56 AM
It burns itself and dies.
I alter Dugtrio's DNA and make it into a Diglett.
January 4th, 2007, 11:02 AM
the Diglett suddenly evolves back into a Dugtrio
I alter Jibacoil's DNA so it can evolve into Magneulti which is 25 Magnemites joined together.
January 4th, 2007, 1:06 PM
an other magnemite came with it and the whole Magneulti exploded
i alter celebi's dna so it has the power of all pokemon together
January 4th, 2007, 10:57 PM
All the Pokemon become depressed because they're no longer unique and all die, except for Celebi.
I alter Gengar's DNA so it can't go through solid objects.
January 5th, 2007, 2:54 PM
The entire population of earth were having a walk-through-a-mountain-with-Gengar day, and all became trapped inside the mountain, leaving you lonley and depressed. You later commit suicide by jumping in a volcano.
I alter all pokemon's DNA so they can speak.
January 5th, 2007, 7:08 PM
Because they no longer have a language of their own, humans overhear that Pokemon want to make humans extinct and rule the world, so the two races are plunged into war.
I alter Gyarados' DNA so that it can extend its fins to become wings so that it can fly.
January 6th, 2007, 7:33 PM
Turns out your Gyarados was a shiney, and you were too stupid to notice. Too bad it already flew away, taking your money used to alter the DNA with it.
I alter Poochyena's DNA so it is a ghost puppy that can create mirror images of itself.
January 6th, 2007, 7:58 PM
The ghost puppy scares the president of USA so much he turns in to a dorito and lands on a button that blows up the world. *couldn't think of anything*
I alter Chansey's DNA so that it has a butt where its face should be.
January 7th, 2007, 6:59 AM
All mirrors in the whole world are suddenly broke
I alter Mewtwo's DNA to create MewThree.
January 8th, 2007, 9:20 PM
Mewthree goes to war with Mewtwo and in the process they destroy the world.
I alter Mightyena's DNA so it is able to use any attack.
January 9th, 2007, 10:23 AM
Migthyena will use metronom, wich will make an explosion and kill all of you.
I alter Magicarp's DNA so it can learn HMs & TMs.
January 9th, 2007, 3:02 PM
You decide to teach it Water Pulse, and it uses it to blast you into outer space.
I alter Slaking's DNA so it is more lively than Vigoroth.
January 12th, 2007, 5:14 AM
slacking eats 729 sugar cubes and jumps around untill its heart gives out and it dies.
I alter Blazikens dna so its the most powerful pokemon but in turn is weak against EVERYTHING!
January 12th, 2007, 8:07 PM
All the rest of the Pokemon gang up on Blaziken and use their most powerful attacks, and with all of them being super-effective the Blaziken species gets wiped out.
I alter Houndoom's DNA so that it has three types: Fire, Dark and Steel.
January 14th, 2007, 4:20 AM
Nothing wrong happens the process was a success
I alter Eevee so it can evolve into any random pokemon when it gets to Lv.30
January 14th, 2007, 4:28 AM
It evolves into a Rayquaza and flies away into the Ozone layer, never to be seen again.
I alter Golduck's DNA so that it can fly.
January 14th, 2007, 4:30 AM
Misty's Psyduck then goes besserk and Golduck falls from the sky
I alter Typhlosion's DNA so it has full stats.
January 14th, 2007, 4:34 AM
It then becomes everyone's favourite and wins Hurt 'n' Heal again :D
I alter Cloyster's DNA so it can't open its shell.
January 15th, 2007, 11:38 AM
The slimy tentacles under Cloyster's shell spurt stinging ink at everyone in the world. =P
I alter Ash's Pikachu's DNA so that it is evil and insane.
January 15th, 2007, 3:05 PM
Ash's Pikachu goes into your garage, grabs a chainsaw, sneaks into your bedroom, and cuts your head off for no appearant reason :P
I alter Slowpoke's DNA to make it Fastpoke :D
January 15th, 2007, 4:46 PM
It starts poking my computer very fast so it stops working...
i edit torchic's DNA so it evolves into blaziken; THEN combusken..
January 15th, 2007, 5:12 PM
Then the whole of the Pokemon World gets totally confused.
I alter Feraligatr's DNA so it can learn a move called 'Death Roll'
January 16th, 2007, 1:52 AM
Well, if your feraligatr uses death roll; ur game stuffs up and you lose three million dollarz from ur Master Card/Visa
I edit Regirock's dna so it's name is Kcoriger
January 16th, 2007, 6:24 PM
Regice and Registeel get totally confused and don't realise that Kcoriger and Regirock are the same thing, so they blow it up.
I alter Piloswine's DNA so it's fur isn't so long and you can see it's eyes and legs (properly).
January 17th, 2007, 2:36 AM
It dies coz it is too cold..
i alter my dna so i am an undestructible Charizard that does not like to cause havoc and no-one dislikes me!!
January 17th, 2007, 7:39 PM
:D *throws Master Ball at NekroBoi*
I alter Blastoise's DNA so that it shoots cannonballs instead of water out of its hydro cannons.
January 19th, 2007, 2:40 PM
The cannons destroy all of Hoenn, Johto, and Kanto.
I alter Butterfree's DNA to make it as big as Kanto.
January 19th, 2007, 8:40 PM
The population of Butterfree is enough to shield the Earth from the sun and everyone freezes.
I alter Mantine's DNA so that Remoraid can't latch on to it.
January 19th, 2007, 9:57 PM
The remoraid population starves to death.
I alter all Meouth's DNA except team rockets meouth to speak spanish.
January 20th, 2007, 5:47 AM
Now Spain rules the world with an army of spanish-speaking Meowths. XD
I alter Swalot's DNA so his body is made of metal.
January 20th, 2007, 8:37 AM
The Charizard named Necroboi comes and melts Swalot to liquid form :P
I alter Arcanine's DNA to make it grass type
January 20th, 2007, 12:37 PM
It is no longer considered Legendary.
I alter Persian's DNA so it can walk on two legs.
January 20th, 2007, 12:47 PM
The Persian's were mistaken for humans and were allowed to go to places where only humans are allowed. They learned how to create weapons of mass-murder and wiped out the Pokemon world.
I alter Rattata's DNA to make it stronger than the strongest Pokemon.
January 20th, 2007, 2:37 PM
Everyone would be catching ratatas, leaving the rest of the Pokes to die out.
I alter Jynx's DNA so that it becomes male.
January 22nd, 2007, 9:42 PM
They can no longer breed and die out.
I alter Entei's DNA so it is super slow.
January 23rd, 2007, 1:08 AM
Entei becomes a daily staple all over the world. :badsmile:
I alter Mew's DNA so that it can interbreed with humans.
January 25th, 2007, 8:45 PM
And the offspring is a pink freak thing!
I alter Mewtwo's D.N.A so that it has a compassionate heart like Mew.
February 4th, 2007, 12:30 PM
Mewtwo gets flashbacks in his mind form before but cant stop being nice he commits suicide
I alter Rayquaza's DNA so he is 200ft long
February 10th, 2007, 4:00 PM
he'es so long he cant fly and he falls on you
I alter arcanines dna so that it can run at the speed of light
February 12th, 2007, 2:10 AM
But he is so fast when he hits something he blows up in a frightening yet impressive explosion.
I alter Ditto, so that the only thing he transforms into is Sephiroth!
February 15th, 2007, 6:47 AM
All ditto in the world transform and DESTROY ALL HUMANS!
I alter Pikachu's DNA so that it has really huge, buff arms
February 16th, 2007, 8:32 PM
it get's mad and beats you to bloody pulp
I alter charizards dna so that its a clay bird
February 17th, 2007, 1:18 AM
The they are just lame.
I alter Caterpies D.N.A that it evolves into Sephiroth instead of Metapod.
(Unhealthily fanatical of Sephiroth)
February 18th, 2007, 9:31 PM
Unfortunately this new evolved form is even weaker than Metapod.
I alter Jigglypuff's DNA so that it can't sing anyone to sleep.
February 18th, 2007, 9:44 PM
nobody sleeps again and the world ends
I alter deoxys so its eyes look like this: o_0
February 19th, 2007, 2:21 AM
Then it dies because everyone makes fun of it...
I alter Mewtwo's D.N.A so it goes like this <_______________________<
March 11th, 2007, 12:56 AM
then it blows the world up cause they make fun of it.
I alter Blaziken's DNA so no pokemon can stand a chance against it.
March 24th, 2007, 9:36 PM
it challenges every pokemon in existence and wins, making the world pokemonless.
i alter groudons dna so that it has wings that are so huge that he can fly
March 25th, 2007, 8:52 AM
The wings fall off and groudon falls on you.
I alter Kyorge's DNA to make it Smaller
April 20th, 2007, 2:03 PM
I alter Kyogers DNA so it can get bigger and crush you
I alter me wtwo to be the strongest pokemon alive
April 21st, 2007, 11:56 PM
He then kills everyone because he is so misunderstood
I alter Swampert's DNA so that he can transform into any pokemon he chooses and still will retain its docility toward humans and other pokemon it considers its friend
April 23rd, 2007, 9:08 AM
He then gets so powerful he can't control it and then flies toward the sun
I alter Mews dna to multiply
April 23rd, 2007, 4:25 PM
He multiplies a few times..
I alter the DNA of the DNA of the DNA of Piplup, so that its name is Pipluprocks
April 23rd, 2007, 5:10 PM
it hugs me and follows me everywhere because we have the same name..
I alter pichus DNA to make it pikachus next evolution
May 8th, 2007, 7:47 AM
pichu evolves > pikachu elolves > pichu which makes raichu extinct.
I Alter Snorlax's DNA so that it won't eat anymore.
May 14th, 2007, 5:12 PM
All the snorlaxes die and mewtwo and mew hunt you down and puish you for your horrible experiment...
Alter Happiny's DNA to make it evolve into a Mew
May 28th, 2007, 10:37 AM
Fails! Happiny Grows bigger and Eats you!
I alter Mew's DNA to make it evole into Mewtwo!
June 7th, 2007, 3:01 PM
pichu evolves > pikachu elolves > pichu which makes raichu extinct.
yea i have a extint pokemon :):):):):):):)
it doesn't want to evolve into a mean poke so it kills you
i alter ....... magikarps dna so it evolves into linkin park
June 9th, 2007, 2:11 PM
The music the magikarp makes is so bad, you have to burn it.
I alter abra's DNA so it is an orange square no larger than a Gamecube, and is equipped with cup holders and a stereo system.
June 10th, 2007, 12:49 AM
The Arba-Cube open and some random guy comes up and shoves a gamcube game in there. The Abra-Cube then plays the Spice Girls over and over following you around until your head explodes.
I alter Pikachu's DNA so that it now has red eyes and massive claws that shoot out human heads.
June 16th, 2007, 8:54 AM
the pikachu claws out your head
i corrupt my dna so that i have a live out side of pkmncomuty
June 17th, 2007, 3:57 PM
Unfortunately for you, your new life is that of a Larper (live-action role-player), and all the kids at school tease you at school for being such a nerd.
I corrupt Umbreon's DNA so that it has a white coat instead of a black one.
June 17th, 2007, 7:11 PM
The white is as white as the black was black,
thus burning your eyes out.
I alter Pachirisu's hormones so it evolves into...
a Charmander 0.0
June 17th, 2007, 7:45 PM
the charmander evolves then kills you because it fells like it
(watch the anime and you'll get it)
i alter sonics dna so he always gos 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
miles per hour
June 17th, 2007, 7:51 PM
He wastes away into nothing because he cannot obtain food...
I alter Nosepass' DNA so that it evolves into Swampert when it grows 1 level after being caught...
June 18th, 2007, 9:46 AM
but it sucks so much it always loses
i alter the worlds dna so i can see the simpsons movie sooner
June 18th, 2007, 5:44 PM
The Simpsons movie sucks because it wasn't ready.
I alter Raichu's DNA so that it can breed with a Gyarados.
June 18th, 2007, 5:54 PM
The pikachu you just got came with razor sharp teeth and a bad temper and it just chewed your arm off.
I altered Torterror DNA So he can breed with chairzard And its leaves are blue...
June 18th, 2007, 6:54 PM
... it burns you
i alter youtubes dna so they stop deleting anime vids
June 18th, 2007, 7:00 PM
Youtube crashes your computer now cuz you Changed its dna wrong and you cant fix it..
I Change your moms Dna so she tells yo momma jokes to you! even though it insults her!
June 18th, 2007, 7:16 PM
Eventually, your mother suffers from a mental breakdown from all the self-loathing and suicides.
I alter the iPod nano's DNA so that it can function as a walkie-talkie.
June 18th, 2007, 7:17 PM
You accidentally break it while doing a secret mission. OMG SECRET MISSIONS.
I alter my DNA so that I really AM
June 18th, 2007, 7:19 PM
You screw up and turn into a magikarp
i alter my TVs DNA so it has 999999 channels all good nice channels!
June 18th, 2007, 7:28 PM
then your mom/dad blockes all of them no tv sorry
i alter my little brothers dna so he be quiet and isnt adhd
June 18th, 2007, 7:28 PM
To 41victory (I was too late, but I thought this was good):
You lose your remote to the cable box. Now you must change the channel by walking up to the T.V., and pressing the button (holding doesn't work) constantly to get from channel 98 to channel 500,089.
Your brother is so quiet that he gets picked on at school for being quiet. Until he brings in a MotoRazr, adding to the problem of Razr overpopulation.
June 18th, 2007, 8:08 PM
theres no dna corupt in your post so ill do one
i alter pokemon r/b/y dna so that..... you can catch all pokes including d/p ones
June 18th, 2007, 8:34 PM
Your Missingno evolves into an dMoqwertpzg and devours your legit Shaymin, Arceus, and Darkrai.
I alter Porygon's DNA so that it can have an elemental type.
June 19th, 2007, 5:49 AM
Its elemental type becomes COOLTRAINER, and since it's a
computer program, it glitches itself up.
I alter my family's DNA so that I have a brother and/or a
sister. Yey =3
June 19th, 2007, 6:05 AM
Youll soon realize that a sibling will annoy you to death and youll pass out from all the whining.
I alter my Ds's Dna so it can play every game known to man
June 19th, 2007, 9:14 AM
unfortunately, it gets overloaded with games and explodes.
I alter my computer's dna so it can my loyal servant that won't kill me no matter how glitched up things get.
June 20th, 2007, 2:46 PM
it dosnt obey and kills you
i alter the worlds dna so i rule
June 23rd, 2007, 5:51 PM
Nothing happens because you already rule.
I alter the DNA of the magikarp someone turned
me into last time so I am Shinx
June 23rd, 2007, 7:03 PM
You then lose ur mind and think ur a wild pokemon and chew ur whole familys heads off
I alter A pokedex (those dumb *toys*) so it has 3d holograms and battle other people and they acctually look like they hit each other!
June 23rd, 2007, 10:36 PM
It also now shocks you everytime they would hit one another.
I alter my own DNA so I have the advantage of having Ninetales' Flash Fire ability.
June 24th, 2007, 8:10 AM
You don't end up liking flash fire
because you always burn yourself.
I alter the DNA of the Shinx that is
now me so I have 9 tails like Ninetales.
June 24th, 2007, 11:44 AM
but now 9 snubbul are biting your tails.
i alter my charizards dna so it will fly faster than a dragonite
June 24th, 2007, 7:05 PM
but my dragonite becomes faster :p
i alter nickelbacks dna so i have a nickelback cd
June 24th, 2007, 9:00 PM
You then decide you don't want one.
I alter my life's DNA so that I can
go back to when I was in kindergarten
and start over... Wait a sec...
*remembers plans for time machine* OOOOOOHHH
June 25th, 2007, 6:38 AM
You nearly alter your DNA right, you do regress to that age,and back further and...further...and furthur...and further...well you can imagine the rest. :badsmile:
I alter my brothers DNA so hes not as good at computer games as I.
June 26th, 2007, 8:11 AM
he ends up being beter then you
i alter my dna so i have a indestructible ipod that cant be corrupted
June 27th, 2007, 1:25 PM
You went on a fishing trip and dropped it overboard
I alter the worlds dna so there is no war!
June 27th, 2007, 1:33 PM
you then become a hippie and overdose on pot
i alter my socks to never become stinky
June 27th, 2007, 9:09 PM
Instead now they are always stinky.
I alter a pet ferrets DNA so every person it bit it transformed them into an anthromorphic ferret, them after releasing on the world, I lock myself in a secure bunker, after doing scans to make sure that ferret hasn't snuck it...Mwahahaha!!!
July 1st, 2007, 5:18 AM
you then dies of starvation because you forgot to restock your refrigerator
I alter my computer DNA so it cannot be infected by virus and spyware
July 1st, 2007, 6:22 AM
Unfortunately, it now also considers all your games, resumes, stories, pictures...anything like that viruses and won't let you put them on its hard drive.
I change my worst enermies DNA so he's small, cute and fluffy.
July 1st, 2007, 6:48 AM
But he is very vicious and has razor sharp claws ow.
I alter my Dna so i can fly!!!
July 1st, 2007, 5:51 PM
You commit suicide by jumping off a cliff...
I alter the DNA of Charmander so it's head is abnormally large...
July 1st, 2007, 5:58 PM
I laugh at it as it walks by so it starts to cry and plans its revenge on u and me...
I alter the dna of bubble gum so it never loses its flavor
July 1st, 2007, 6:04 PM
Yum! I eat it..
I alter the DNA of my computer (lol, they dont have DNA) so that it can make $$ appear out of nowhere.
July 1st, 2007, 6:10 PM
Police come and arrest you because it is aginst the law.
I alter my foots Dna so it can kick ur butt
July 2nd, 2007, 12:20 AM
Unfortunately, I successfully predicted that and had already altered my DNA so my butt was harder than any substance known to man.
I alter the DNA of myself so i had the vision of a Luxray (red the dex entry, if ya don't know)