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Mika
April 26th, 2007, 06:37 PM
!!!! NOTE THAT THIS IS FOR PURE ENJOYMENT AND IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM WILL ALLOW YOU TO OBTAIN CELEBI (But some of you will try anyways and hopefully you'll put it on YouTube for mass enjoyment) !!!

Read what I've compiled/created so far and add to it! Remember, it can never end!

First, one needs to capture a level 100 Bibarel and beat it furiously until it submits to the will of the Master.
Then you must stuff your socks into your ear.
Then, find Missingo. You can find it by finding and slapping every baby in Sinnoh. This causes Missingo to battle you.
He will use *** attack, which will hack Arserus into your game. If he has Pokerus, you're screwed. If not.....
Note that you MUST capture Missingno with an Ultra Ball.
You have to catch it in three turns or you will recieve an error message and you will be ejected from the battle.
After catching Missingo, you must defeat the Elite Four with it being your only Pokemon.
After you beat the champion, Missingo will go spastic. You must hold it down until the convulsions stop using the touch screen. When it stops moving, kill it.
After this, keep catching Budew until you get one with Pokerus. Then smash it's head until it evolves into Roselia.
Once your roselia evolves, eat it. Then, catch another one. Eat that one too. Repeat this process until you are full.
Once your character is full you have to catch enough Starly' until your belt and PC are full.
Train them all to LV. 36.
Release one every other hour. Not releasing DIRECTLY on the top of the hour will result in code FAILURE

What's next? YOU decide! -hopes she's putting this on the correct board- <<;;;

Shadez
April 26th, 2007, 11:48 PM
after releasing all the starly's you must obtain dialga and palgia and throw them at eachother to make trhem fus and th become a new glitch pokemon called: missingno V.2
with this pokemon alone in your party beat 50 DIFFERENT trainers and then you will receive a card for an island where you can get a cellphone for more instructions...

underworldhades
April 28th, 2007, 06:52 AM
LOL, and then you teach your Empoleon Punishment and punish all the legendaries you have or seen. Then you talk to Professor rowan and you beat him up and he gives you celebi, lol.

Absolitude
April 28th, 2007, 07:23 AM
But the celebi he gives you is HaX04ed so you have to slap him with a jiggly puff, and then run home to your mom. And when you find her in your bedroom steeling all your stuff you whack her with an Ursaring 'till she gives you 3 coins. Then you must throw your NDS out the window and wait for the Flying gyrados (gyrados is part flying type) to bring it back. Then you must kill it and feed it to the poor treeko and steal they're little toothpick thingies then you must run until you get lost. Then you must get an AR from proffesor Rowing and then use it to get celebi.

D R E ™
April 28th, 2007, 09:10 AM
- rub your chest wiht cooking oil
- catch a lv 15 diagla( found in pal park after eating your bag)
- then talk to Rowan he will tell you about how hairy his chest is and he needs a shaver,(found in the pkmncenter of sandgem town)
- slap the nuse while you at it
- give up the shaver and hell tell you to got to your fathers house,
- give him a slap
-run outside and celbi will apear ...

~Night
April 28th, 2007, 09:19 AM
When you run into the Celebi you must chuck regular old poke balls at it. If it kills all your pokemon in your party then you have to go to route 215 and catch 5 level 79 Biddoof. After catching the Biddoof go to route 216 and catch 1 level 20 Vulpix and put it infront of your party. Let all your level 79 Biddoof free and go to the pal park. In the pal park you must catch a level 2 Charmander, and level 99 Manaphy, and a level 88 Pikachu. After leaving the pal park let Manaphy, Pikachu, and Vulpix free. Go to your friend/rival and trade the Charmander for a level 64 Turtwig. Go to team Galactic's secret hideout. When the Galactic member asks you to join team Galactic say "no" and you are launched into battle. He has 6 level 50 Munchlax. If you lose to him you end up in a blank screen that goes on forever, but if you win he gives you one of his Munchlax. Leave the hideout and talk to Prof. Rowan again. He says Let me see your first pokemon. A ! apears over his head and he says you don't have it! and you are launched into another battle. He has 1 level 2 Magicarp that has the moves Fissure, Dragon Rage, Heart Swap, and Rage. Before doing any damage chuck a Timer Ball at it and you will catch it. Instead of reappearing infront of Prof. Rowan you appear in the Elite 4 place. Instead of the first Elite 4 member you see Celebi.

Dogboy2709
May 5th, 2007, 06:06 PM
But this Celebi Has A Trainer!

Instead of the Elite 4, you fight celebi Masters which have 6 hacked celebis each, you must beat the first one, Then the E4 glitch will work again, use it to get to the island with Dakari. Instead of Dakari there will be a Pc with Youtube on it, view the video called "Jeopardy" you will then be on the Jeopardy stage. from there you must find a way to the Wheel of Fortune Stage, so you...

~Mewtwo_Rules~
May 21st, 2007, 10:51 AM
Say the magic word Diarrhea and then you will fall into a hole and you will be at the WOF. Spin a 52167345 and then Shaymin will appear. Tell it to go eat a mountain and it will kill you with its Grass things. But you have to get out of your grave and then you have to find a level 4 Drapion. you have to Use it to beat Celebi. Go to Glitch city and catch a 9. Stick the 9 on the Drapion's head and it will turn into Regigigas. Get Regigigas to level 305 and then a Celebi doll will appear in your Wii. Eat the doll, then poop it out and throw the turd at your mom...

Dogboy2709
May 21st, 2007, 04:12 PM
The Turd will hit your mom, then all of a sudden out of nowhere, Jimmy Neutron will appear, your mom will then throw a pieat you, you dodge, and it hits Jimmy then Jimmy Makes you drink his burping soda, "Guanteed one burp per sip" You burp and you burp and you burp and you burp untill...

~Night
May 21st, 2007, 05:44 PM
Jimmy Nutron turns into Mermaid Man and Barnincle Boy randomly appears, and they slap you in the back. After being slaped you go to your room and you see your friend/rival die a horible death. After he dies, you take his pokemon and order his starter to do it's most powerful move. After that...

shinygold fan
June 6th, 2007, 09:23 AM
the pokemon goes berserk so you kill then......


EDIT: HELLLOOOOOO ANYONE????????

~Mewtwo_Rules~
June 17th, 2007, 11:28 AM
OK I'll reply.

It turns out you killed a stuffed animal so you stick the head up your rival's butt then run off. You have to run until you get onto route3572098367206293847609832764329760432 then Missingno. V3 will appear. (Cue pixie trio music) Say ooooh and it will turn into your rival's strongest Pokemon and it will be... a level 1 hacked CELEBI! It will know Splash and Constrict. Blah. Worthless. Kill it and run back to Sandgem town and Dawn's little sister will say that Trainers are swarming in route 3572098367206293847609832764329760432 so run there again. Catch 6, put them all in your party and beat the Elite 4 using only Struggle. Once you do, your mom will say Congratulations, You Hvae Unlocked A Secret Ara. You Can go to the Sky pillar and the plane leavs in 5 minuts. (With all the typo's... she's drunk) Slap her then go to the plane. Make farting noises for 7.25216795 hours. You will arrive. Catch the Rayquaza and teach it Splash. Make that its only move and beat the Elite four again. Then...

shinygold fan
June 17th, 2007, 02:46 PM
fart yourself into space where you see the last rock that will go to the moon in 78218624621486214684321846546213 years leave for earth to get off the moon you must........

shinx^2
June 17th, 2007, 03:51 PM
consume a potato. Once the potato has been consumed, teach the moon bubblebeam with the potato. Then, go into battle with the rock that will go into the moon, call out a ditto and use transform. Instead, Ditto will...

shinygold fan
June 17th, 2007, 07:50 PM
go mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo recall it and send out.....

NocturnLeader
June 21st, 2007, 07:36 AM
A Pikachu that has just drank Moo Moo Milk to....

Mustache
June 21st, 2007, 01:36 PM
become hungry. ignore the hungryness and beat it up, then just grab the clefairy aircraft thingy that is standing there and use it to go back to your ds. grab your mariokart advance game and plug it in. then dive in the sea and swim to johto, there go to the unown ruins and get lost. a mann will pop up and he kicks your ass, so say "apbnaeioat tah paoewytha baetoaheaobnpewyqa;bfjnq3o94610394ytqrgwatph h wpoauta;vlh babnapeyahu" and all the unown will come to live and kill the man. he will die, and the unown will eat him. take his heart and bring it to your rival, he will give you his caterpie that knows blizzard. with it go fight fire pokemon. if you get beaten you will be falling into an endless hole that ends in a... ow wait it doesnt end. if you beat 59267026,004 fire pokemon you will receive some poopies. eat them and missengo V4 appears. ask him to come with you and he does. take him to your father, and he will turn your father into a very ugly feebass that doesn't like any kind of pokeblock or stuff like that, but make it eat alot of pokeblock till it farts pink smoke and then it will evolve into kakuna. kick kakuna till it breaks open and you will get a key that allows you to enter the mario race track.

NocturnLeader
June 21st, 2007, 01:46 PM
Now race Mario and Luigi with Pikachu... but first you have to build a Kart for pikachu, then race and win, after that you....

Mustache
June 21st, 2007, 01:58 PM
buy a bunch of hot dogs and feed them to luigi, so he is just as fat as wario, then do the same to mario, then call wario to come stand with you guys and give luigi and mario the same cloths as wario and let em run around the field and come back in 30 minutes. meanwhile catch a lvl 0.00038651450000001 wurmple with explosion and destiny bond. when luigi mario and wario return you don't know which is which, so tell wurmple to use destiny bond on the guys that he thinks are NOT mario and then use explosion. Wario and Mario die. this will cause a fatal error and the screen will go black, just wait 4 years and it will go back to normal again, but your save file is gone and you have to start a new game. when you get to choose yer first pokemon pick whismur. now go to the pokemoncenter and Missengo V5 is in your box. now use missengo to kill your whismur and then...

NocturnLeader
June 21st, 2007, 02:13 PM
Teach Missengo fly, now hop aboard it and fly towards the mountains. Crash Directly into it and then you'll see Celebi birdies flying arund your head! Now you see a cave you...

Mustache
June 21st, 2007, 02:21 PM
ignore, then you see a pink gay charizard, and luigi is on its back. now run back to the cave and enter, there you see a huge bunch of masterballs, grab em all and go back out of the cave, and catch the pink gay charizard and luigi in masterballs, but they pop out again, so just throw a nest ball, and this time you succesfully catch them. use them to...

NocturnLeader
June 21st, 2007, 02:28 PM
throw a BIG GAY PARADE in Pallet town and you find out that Max came out of the closet. Now beat Ashs Mothers, Mr. Mime in a battle. Dance Around Charizard to find the...

~Night
June 21st, 2007, 02:42 PM
Moon Stone. Use the Moon Stone on the Charizard and it will evolve into fdsjkl.466.. fdsjkl.466. has [glitchy cymbol]shine[glitchy cymbol] as its only move. After that...

NocturnLeader
June 22nd, 2007, 04:06 AM
Run into your house an go to bed for 47 days straight. If you atempt to pick up and play the game it will explode on you so time it just right! When you finally get to the 47th day continue to route...

Mustache
June 22nd, 2007, 05:20 AM
233344444, and find your pink gay charizard which has devolved, and kick it so it will learn to speak like a tangela. now give it a sun stone and it will evolve into a geodude. teach it surf and use it to go to cinnibar. there go to the pokemon mansion and read all the reports on creating Mewtwo and REMEMBER THEM. if you forget a rattata will come and eat you. now use walk around and kill 476 shiny lvl 156 muk, if you kill other pokemon or muk that are not shiny rattata will come and eat you. now get out of the mansion and you will appear in the cave with groudon. grab a stone and throw it a the groudon so it will be poisoned and you can catch it, it will be lvl 70. now lower its lvl to -74 and it will evolve into a magnemite. use that to...

NocturnLeader
June 22nd, 2007, 05:39 AM
Fuse it to your Geodude to make it become Magnedudes! The 501st pokemon! Now walk out of the cave and see that you've entered a strange new town, walk around and enter the Card Shop. You see Yugi sitting with Joey talking about some sort of strange card game. Your goal is to learn how to play this strange game called Yu-gi-oh. But first show them your Magnedude and tell them about your story so far on how you were supposed to catch a Celebi. Now that your done with that walk out of the card shop and...

Dogboy2709
June 22nd, 2007, 07:10 AM
Kabia Will Apper he'll say "Oh I have someone new to defeat" then you tell him "I don't know how to play" Then Kabia wii......

NocturnLeader
June 22nd, 2007, 10:44 AM
Yell Yugis name and Yugi comes out and you'll see them boh duel and teach you how to duel. Now you have to contruct your own Personal deck out. Now you have to duel 55 people and never lose to anyone. Once you have won those duels, Kaiba will...

Rivvon
June 22nd, 2007, 01:52 PM
...explode. Into a mamillion tiny toy Celebis. You must make these Celebis real! To do so you must go bake some cookies.

Bake them faster.

...FASTER!!

Now you must...

Death Rogers
June 22nd, 2007, 02:01 PM
...eat all the cookies until you explode into a million tiny you's and feed the toy Celebis yogurt to activate their internal...

NocturnLeader
June 22nd, 2007, 02:24 PM
Chips. Now they are become real! But too bad the mini you's can't catch them. The game freezes and then Mew appears on the screne he has a frowny face. Your DS is now broken you have to buy a new one or get it replaced. After you get the new DS you have to figure out a puzzle in the room its a Supposed to be a picture of...

Rivvon
June 22nd, 2007, 06:19 PM
...Ho-oh, but if you want to be able to catch Celebi with this cheat you HAVE TO MESS UP so it'll look like a Lugia. Then you'll battle a GLITCHED!UP Ho-oh that'll turn your trainer into a Pokemon. You have to beat him with a Pokemon that's power level is over NINE THOUSAND!!!!11!shift1!

One you beat Glitch Ho-oh...

Captain Arcane
June 22nd, 2007, 07:34 PM
Take the Ho-oh to Blaine, who will turn it into a magnemite. after getting the magnemite, use it to restart your electirc toilet , after, take a big dump. Now, take the poo and give it to one of your shiny muks. After that it wil become a super muk, with ultra stinking capabilities. Take the muk to Giovanne, who will have his rapidash shoot fire at and cause an explosion from all the gass. The GYM explodes, and you and team rocket go blasting off again...

Mustache
June 24th, 2007, 04:40 AM
while flying you will be cought by a pidgeot that wants to see his master again. so you take it to ash, who is lost somewhere in the orange islands (what the hell is he doin there?). he will be happy and have total attention for his pidgeot so you can steal his pikachu :D. bring the pikachu to team rocket and they give you a pokeball and say celebi is in it, then run of with the pikachu. you check the pokeball, it is empty :S. but you need this pokeball to catch a yellow deoxys with 8 arms. he is in the unown ruins on 7 isle. this is one of the 8 pokemon you need in your party, then the REAL celebi will appear before you and you can catch it. but first you must find the 7 other pokemon and somehow expand your party size to 8 and you must transform back into a human. for now store your yellow deoxys with 8 arms in the computer, and then go to...

Blue Latios
June 24th, 2007, 03:06 PM
To Four Island Destroy the Ice cave go to the secret room in the back which leads you underwater to a Time machine that takes you to Hoenn to travel to the spacecenter where you launch into space and get your space ship destroyed by a very large group of Jirachi and then....

NocturnLeader
June 24th, 2007, 03:38 PM
search for some clues on how to catch Celebi. Once you get the "Notes" time travel back, unfortunaltey you traveled back to the first days of Pokemon, 100 million years to date. A Venusaur stand in front of you and you must...

Mustache
June 25th, 2007, 10:56 AM
the cheat so far:

First, one needs to capture a level 100 Bibarel and beat it furiously until it submits to the will of the Master. Then you must stuff your socks into your ear.
Then, find Missingo. You can find it by finding and slapping every baby in Sinnoh. This causes Missingo to battle you. He will use *** attack, which will hack Arserus into your game. If he has Pokerus, you're screwed. If not..... Note that you MUST capture Missingno with an Ultra Ball.
You have to catch it in three turns or you will recieve an error message and you will be ejected from the battle. After catching Missingo, you must defeat the Elite Four with it being your only Pokemon.
After you beat the champion, Missingo will go spastic. You must hold it down until the convulsions stop using the touch screen. When it stops moving, kill it. After this, keep catching Budew until you get one with Pokerus. Then smash it's head until it evolves into Roselia. Once your roselia evolves, eat it. Then, catch another one. Eat that one too. Repeat this process until you are full. Once your character is full you have to catch enough Starly' until your belt and PC are full. Train them all to LV. 36. Release one every other hour. Not releasing DIRECTLY on the top of the hour will result in code FAILURE. After releasing all the starly's you must obtain dialga and palgia and throw them at eachother to make trhem fus and th become a new glitch pokemon called: missingno V.2
with this pokemon alone in your party beat 50 DIFFERENT trainers and then you will receive a card for an island where you can get a cellphone for more instructions... LOL, and then you teach your Empoleon Punishment and punish all the legendaries you have or seen. Then you talk to Professor rowan and you beat him up and he gives you celebi, lol. But the celebi he gives you is HaX04ed so you have to slap him with a jiggly puff, and then run home to your mom. And when you find her in your bedroom steeling all your stuff you whack her with an Ursaring 'till she gives you 3 coins. Then you must throw your NDS out the window and wait for the Flying gyrados (gyrados is part flying type) to bring it back. Then you must kill it and feed it to the poor treeko and steal they're little toothpick thingies then you must run until you get lost. Then you must get an AR from proffesor Rowing and then use it to get celebi. - rub your chest wiht cooking oil
- catch a lv 15 diagla( found in pal park after eating your bag)
- then talk to Rowan he will tell you about how hairy his chest is and he needs a shaver,(found in the pkmncenter of sandgem town)
- slap the nuse while you at it
- give up the shaver and hell tell you to got to your fathers house,
- give him a slap
-run outside and celbi will apear ...
But this Celebi Has A Trainer!
Instead of the Elite 4, you fight celebi Masters which have 6 hacked celebis each, you must beat the first one, Then the E4 glitch will work again, use it to get to the island with Dakari. Instead of Dakari there will be a Pc with Youtube on it, view the video called "Jeopardy" you will then be on the Jeopardy stage. from there you must find a way to the Wheel of Fortune Stage, so you... Say the magic word Diarrhea and then you will fall into a hole and you will be at the WOF. Spin a 52167345 and then Shaymin will appear. Tell it to go eat a mountain and it will kill you with its Grass things. But you have to get out of your grave and then you have to find a level 4 Drapion. you have to Use it to beat Celebi. Go to Glitch city and catch a 9. Stick the 9 on the Drapion's head and it will turn into Regigigas. Get Regigigas to level 305 and then a Celebi doll will appear in your Wii. Eat the doll, then poop it out and throw the turd at your mom... The Turd will hit your mom, then all of a sudden out of nowhere, Jimmy Neutron will appear, your mom will then throw a pieat you, you dodge, and it hits Jimmy then Jimmy Makes you drink his burping soda, "Guanteed one burp per sip" You burp and you burp and you burp and you burp untill... Jimmy Nutron turns into Mermaid Man and Barnincle Boy randomly appears, and they slap you in the back. After being slaped you go to your room and you see your friend/rival die a horible death. After he dies, you take his pokemon and order his starter to do it's most powerful move. After that... the pokemon goes berserk so you kill then...... It turns out you killed a stuffed animal so you stick the head up your rival's butt then run off. You have to run until you get onto route3572098367206293847609832764329760432 then Missingno. V3 will appear. (Cue pixie trio music) Say ooooh and it will turn into your rival's strongest Pokemon and it will be... a level 1 hacked CELEBI! It will know Splash and Constrict. Blah. Worthless. Kill it and run back to Sandgem town and Dawn's little sister will say that Trainers are swarming in route 3572098367206293847609832764329760432 so run there again. Catch 6, put them all in your party and beat the Elite 4 using only Struggle. Once you do, your mom will say Congratulations, You Hvae Unlocked A Secret Ara. You Can go to the Sky pillar and the plane leavs in 5 minuts. (With all the typo's... she's drunk) Slap her then go to the plane. Make farting noises for 7.25216795 hours. You will arrive. Catch the Rayquaza and teach it Splash. Make that its only move and beat the Elite four again. Then... fart yourself into space where you see the last rock that will go to the moon in 78218624621486214684321846546213 years leave for earth to get off the moon you must........ consume a potato. Once the potato has been consumed, teach the moon bubblebeam with the potato. Then, go into battle with the rock that will go into the moon, call out a ditto and use transform. Instead, Ditto will... go mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo recall it and send out..... A Pikachu that has just drank Moo Moo Milk to.... become hungry. ignore the hungryness and beat it up, then just grab the clefairy aircraft thingy that is standing there and use it to go back to your ds. grab your mariokart advance game and plug it in. then dive in the sea and swim to johto, there go to the unown ruins and get lost. a mann will pop up and he kicks your ass, so say "apbnaeioat tah paoewytha baetoaheaobnpewyqa;bfjnq3o94610394ytqrgwatph h wpoauta;vlh babnapeyahu" and all the unown will come to live and kill the man. he will die, and the unown will eat him. take his heart and bring it to your rival, he will give you his caterpie that knows blizzard. with it go fight fire pokemon. if you get beaten you will be falling into an endless hole that ends in a... ow wait it doesnt end. if you beat 59267026,004 fire pokemon you will receive some poopies. eat them and missengo V4 appears. ask him to come with you and he does. take him to your father, and he will turn your father into a very ugly feebass that doesn't like any kind of pokeblock or stuff like that, but make it eat alot of pokeblock till it farts pink smoke and then it will evolve into kakuna. kick kakuna till it breaks open and you will get a key that allows you to enter the mario race track. Now race Mario and Luigi with Pikachu... but first you have to build a Kart for pikachu, then race and win, after that you.... buy a bunch of hot dogs and feed them to luigi, so he is just as fat as wario, then do the same to mario, then call wario to come stand with you guys and give luigi and mario the same cloths as wario and let em run around the field and come back in 30 minutes. meanwhile catch a lvl 0.00038651450000001 wurmple with explosion and destiny bond. when luigi mario and wario return you don't know which is which, so tell wurmple to use destiny bond on the guys that he thinks are NOT mario and then use explosion. Wario and Mario die. this will cause a fatal error and the screen will go black, just wait 4 years and it will go back to normal again, but your save file is gone and you have to start a new game. when you get to choose yer first pokemon pick whismur. now go to the pokemoncenter and Missengo V5 is in your box. now use missengo to kill your whismur and then… Teach Missengo fly, now hop aboard it and fly towards the mountains. Crash Directly into it and then you'll see Celebi birdies flying arund your head! Now you see a cave you... ignore, then you see a pink gay charizard, and luigi is on its back. now run back to the cave and enter, there you see a huge bunch of masterballs, grab em all and go back out of the cave, and catch the pink gay charizard and luigi in masterballs, but they pop out again, so just throw a nest ball, and this time you succesfully catch them. use them to... throw a BIG GAY PARADE in Pallet town and you find out that Max came out of the closet. Now beat Ashs Mothers, Mr. Mime in a battle. Dance Around Charizard to find the... Moon Stone. Use the Moon Stone on the Charizard and it will evolve into fdsjkl.466.. fdsjkl.466. has [glitchy cymbol]shine[glitchy cymbol] as its only move. After that... Run into your house an go to bed for 47 days straight. If you atempt to pick up and play the game it will explode on you so time it just right! When you finally get to the 47th day continue to route... 233344444, and find your pink gay charizard which has devolved, and kick it so it will learn to speak like a tangela. now give it a sun stone and it will evolve into a geodude. teach it surf and use it to go to cinnibar. there go to the pokemon mansion and read all the reports on creating Mewtwo and REMEMBER THEM. if you forget a rattata will come and eat you. now use walk around and kill 476 shiny lvl 156 muk, if you kill other pokemon or muk that are not shiny rattata will come and eat you. now get out of the mansion and you will appear in the cave with groudon. grab a stone and throw it a the groudon so it will be poisoned and you can catch it, it will be lvl 70. now lower its lvl to -74 and it will evolve into a magnemite. use that to... Fuse it to your Geodude to make it become Magnedudes! The 501st pokemon! Now walk out of the cave and see that you've entered a strange new town, walk around and enter the Card Shop. You see Yugi sitting with Joey talking about some sort of strange card game. Your goal is to learn how to play this strange game called Yu-gi-oh. But first show them your Magnedude and tell them about your story so far on how you were supposed to catch a Celebi. Now that your done with that walk out of the card shop and... Kabia Will Apper he'll say "Oh I have someone new to defeat" then you tell him "I don't know how to play" Then Kabia wii...... Yell Yugis name and Yugi comes out and you'll see them boh duel and teach you how to duel. Now you have to contruct your own Personal deck out. Now you have to duel 55 people and never lose to anyone. Once you have won those duels, Kaiba will... ...explode. Into a mamillion tiny toy Celebis. You must make these Celebis real! To do so you must go bake some cookies.
Bake them faster.
...FASTER!!
Now you must... ...eat all the cookies until you explode into a million tiny you's and feed the toy Celebis yogurt to activate their internal... Chips. Now they are become real! But too bad the mini you's can't catch them. The game freezes and then Mew appears on the screne he has a frowny face. Your DS is now broken you have to buy a new one or get it replaced. After you get the new DS you have to figure out a puzzle in the room its a Supposed to be a picture of... ...Ho-oh, but if you want to be able to catch Celebi with this cheat you HAVE TO MESS UP so it'll look like a Lugia. Then you'll battle a GLITCHED!UP Ho-oh that'll turn your trainer into a Pokemon. You have to beat him with a Pokemon that's power level is over NINE THOUSAND!!!!11!shift1! Take the Ho-oh to Blaine, who will turn it into a magnemite. after getting the magnemite, use it to restart your electirc toilet , after, take a big dump. Now, take the poo and give it to one of your shiny muks. After that it wil become a super muk, with ultra stinking capabilities. Take the muk to Giovanne, who will have his rapidash shoot fire at and cause an explosion from all the gass. The GYM explodes, and you and team rocket go blasting off again... while flying you will be cought by a pidgeot that wants to see his master again. so you take it to ash, who is lost somewhere in the orange islands (what the hell is he doin there?). he will be happy and have total attention for his pidgeot so you can steal his pikachu . bring the pikachu to team rocket and they give you a pokeball and say celebi is in it, then run of with the pikachu. you check the pokeball, it is empty :S. but you need this pokeball to catch a yellow deoxys with 8 arms. he is in the unown ruins on 7 isle. this is one of the 8 pokemon you need in your party, then the REAL celebi will appear before you and you can catch it. but first you must find the 7 other pokemon and somehow expand your party size to 8 and you must transform back into a human. for now store your yellow deoxys with 8 arms in the computer, and then go to... To Four Island Destroy the Ice cave go to the secret room in the back which leads you underwater to a Time machine that takes you to Hoenn to travel to the spacecenter where you launch into space and get your space ship destroyed by a very large group of Jirachi and then.... search for some clues on how to catch Celebi. Once you get the "Notes" time travel back, unfortunaltey you traveled back to the first days of Pokemon, 100 million years to date. A Venusaur stand in front of you and you must...

avoid tis solar beam. but because it didn't hit you it hit the ting behind you, which is the time travel machine. if you ignored the cheat and didn't remember the story about the creation of mewtwo, you realy are screwed. you have to cross a bridge which is guarded by a persian who asks you questions. if you fail just 1 question the bridge will be destroyed and you won't be able to move on. the questions are randomly created but they are always about mew and mewtwo. you have to answer them fast because behind you aproaches a big groop of prehistorical rattata that want to eat you. once you cross the bridge you...

Rivvon
June 25th, 2007, 01:14 PM
...must dance really fast. The Rattata will catch fire and you will be transported to an alternate universe, where you'll find...

Death Rogers
June 25th, 2007, 03:34 PM
...Team Galactic Boss Cyrus who'll battle you with a level 27 Combee which you can only defeat with a level 75...

Rivvon
June 25th, 2007, 06:39 PM
...Shiny Darkrai caught in a Cherish Ball with the IDNo. 000000 (MUST BE LEGIT!) using ONLY the move Dark Pulse. Once you beat him you must go to...

Captain Arcane
June 25th, 2007, 07:37 PM
Bill's house who will put you in a Kabuto costume, and feed you to the giant Dragonite that is bashing his light house with its tail. Once inside...

Mustache
June 25th, 2007, 09:31 PM
do absolutely NOTHING, just let the dragonite swallow you. once he pooops you out you will be human again. if you are not human again you did somthing wrong in the cheat and the rattata will come to eat you.

shinygold fan
June 26th, 2007, 07:28 AM
if the rattata eats u you must start this chat all over again sucker


if it dosnt eat you run aroun until the sun has gone dark 5 times then...

Death Rogers
June 26th, 2007, 05:09 PM
...You must go to the poffin house and eat all the poffins until the Pokedex sais you weigh...

Captain Arcane
June 26th, 2007, 05:45 PM
246 pounds, then, go to the cycling road to burn off 100 pounds. After, go up to a biker, kick his schin, poke his eyes, then take his bike to Ryder in Muaville city who will...

Rivvon
June 26th, 2007, 07:19 PM
...tell you to go to the Bike Shop in Pallet Town. WAIT! There is no Bike Shop in Pallet Town!

If you've been doing this cheat correctly there will be a Bike Shop in Pallet Town. If not, your DS will explode and you will catch fire. OMG ONOEZ!!

When you get to the Bike Shop, give the dude inside the bike. He will eat it, and then...

bloo14
June 27th, 2007, 10:27 AM
he will give you a motorcycle

after that you must run over 50 trainers, and 30 Lugias

then it will run out of gas

fill up at vermillion city........

Rivvon
June 27th, 2007, 10:54 AM
...and this time, run over 100 trainers, and 60 Lugias. One of the Trainers must be from Route 269 but is strategically placed in Route 156. There is no way to tell which trainer is this so it's your best bet to run over everyone on Route 156. And all Lugias MUST BE LEGIT!!! Now once you're done with that...

bloo14
June 27th, 2007, 12:03 PM
if you have done this cheat correctely right now. Your bike will atomaticly* transport you to the nearest poke mart(Saffon City)
buy 50 great balls and 1 poke doll.Go to Copycats house,and when she tries to mimic you throw all 50 great balls at her.She will then start to cry. then give her the doll and she will......

Dogboy2709
June 27th, 2007, 01:10 PM
Throws Up Lan's PET, you notcied Megaman's inside it, so You have to get him back to lan, to do so, Jack in to the Pewter city Pokemart Cash register, when your in the cyberworld you operatate Megaman to The HOF's PC, from there Megaman and you will be Immendlty Transported to...

NocturnLeader
June 27th, 2007, 01:39 PM
the net. Wow, its big huh... Okay now find Protoman he will tell you where Lan was last. Then Jack Out. Once you find Lan give him the PET. He gives you a Hug and then he Blushes! He gives you a ticket to a ship that is sailing to Idiotlit Island. Get on the ship as fast as you can. Once your on the ship...

bloo14
June 27th, 2007, 01:48 PM
you will have your reunion with old mr.briney, he will give some rade candies and a quick ball.the boat will stop a Two island for cargo. get of the boat and go into the grass.catch a wild fearow with the quick ball. once caught feed him all the rare candies until he learns fly. fly to............

Dogboy2709
June 27th, 2007, 03:14 PM
ACDC town, then go Meet Mayl, Roll has been Captured and lan is busy doing Homework.. Lan and homework in the smae sentence, weird, but now you need your own navi. Go to higsby's and By a PET the navi will be called Netman if your a boy, and Pulssa if your a girl, then go to the dendome, and....

NocturnLeader
June 27th, 2007, 05:21 PM
battle Navis until you reach Roll. She is held cativve by PROTOMAN?!? He wants to date her or something. Battle Protoman but as you go in for your Victory Blow, Roll gets in the way and she is now Deleted you have to go back to the real world and see Maylin crying you try to comfort her and she beats the Tar out of you.

You crash to the groun and suddenly black out.

You awake in your room and run downstairs your mom then tells you, your going to get a Pokemon from Professor Elm today.

Holey Poop on a talking stick it was all a dream!

Now time for the real way to catch a Celebii. Go meet Professor elm and...

Dogboy2709
June 27th, 2007, 05:47 PM
It's a never eding cheat, it can't end

Steal a Celebi from his pocket, then Groundan will come and eat you, to get out you must sacrifice the Celebi and...

NocturnLeader
June 27th, 2007, 05:50 PM
It's a never eding cheat, it can't end

Steal a Celebi from his pocket, then Groundan will come and eat you, to get out you must sacrifice the Celebi and...

I didn't say it ended it was just a dream and now you go on the Journey!....

Tickle groudans insides until he spits you up. Elm gives you a Totodile that knows Ice Beam and Shadow Claw. Now you go to the next town to search for clues about Celebi.

bloo14
June 27th, 2007, 05:55 PM
you then then go to goldenrod city..go to the gym and beat whitney 5 times with only a ditto then she will give a Eon ticket with takes you southern island................

Dogboy2709
June 27th, 2007, 05:58 PM
and too your surprized the island transformed into...

Death Rogers
June 28th, 2007, 04:38 AM
...a Wurmple which you must defend from a ravenous...

Tr@ce
June 28th, 2007, 09:11 AM
Caterpie that is trying to hurt it with the...

Rivvon
June 28th, 2007, 11:06 AM
((Do I smell Mega Man?!))

...Biometal X that it miraculously found. Beat it with your Z-Saber. Then eat the Biometal and you will evolve into...

NocturnLeader
June 28th, 2007, 11:13 AM
Poliwag... wow ackward moment or what. Now dive into the nearest lake and swim to the bottom to search for...

Death Rogers
June 28th, 2007, 03:48 PM
...Celebi. You throw a PokeBall but Celebi breaks free and flees to the...

NocturnLeader
June 28th, 2007, 03:52 PM
Loogie Island! You suddenly evovle into a Poliwhirl and then pop out of the water. Misty catches you and now you try to explain to her that your really not a pokemon. She fianlly believes you and then you go to Bills to...

Rivvon
June 28th, 2007, 04:01 PM
...get yourself into an Eevee. Once he changes you into one, Bill himself will be come a Clefairy. Now using your Eevee and Clefairy-powers...

NocturnLeader
June 28th, 2007, 04:11 PM
To make Misty into a Pokemon... She becomes a Piplup! Wow kind of cool, now you start a Rescue team to earn points and medals to get clues on how to capture Celebi, your first mission is to...

Tr@ce
June 28th, 2007, 06:52 PM
save pikachu from ash's evil clutches. It seems to be going along well, untill you discover that ash is actually...

Rivvon
June 29th, 2007, 05:18 PM
...Cloud Strife in disguise! Now you must defeat him in a FF-style battle. Once you do, your rescue team will earn a bazillion points, and upgrade to...

Tr@ce
June 29th, 2007, 06:55 PM
... Super Ash Killers Force 5, but then you all miraculously turn into 1 purple vs seeker, and you can't turn back to normal untill you...

Punishment
June 29th, 2007, 07:01 PM
Cross over ot the Digital World and attempt to kidnap al the Digimon by using Pokeballs but to your suprise....

Tr@ce
June 30th, 2007, 06:52 AM
...they turn into evil jigglypuffs and they attack you untill you agree to...

bloo14
June 30th, 2007, 09:03 AM
feed them grey pokeblocks and peeled chestnuts for three days.they then will sing and put you to sleep. while asleep Darkrai is.......

Weatherman, Kiyoshi
June 30th, 2007, 05:19 PM
Dancing like a monkey.
To wake up and catch it, you must beat dream land.
To do this, you must go to the lair of Emperior Sumo WtfisgoingontellzmenowalsoindaprocessIneedzsomcheeggsepoffssogitmesomeznow. You must defet him by...

AztecSunshine
June 30th, 2007, 05:32 PM
shoting it with psybeam and whne you kill it go get 30 turos and train each one to lv 100 than trade them over wi fi for lv1 bidoof buy 30 hyper beam and teach each one of them hyper beam defeat your cresslia and go to prof oak

Weatherman, Kiyoshi
June 30th, 2007, 07:00 PM
he says
"Supercalifragilisticispialidocious"
he explodes and you wake up.

Start dancing like a monkey.
By dancing, you just activated...

Tr@ce
July 1st, 2007, 09:58 AM
...The Aipom vs. Bellosom dance dance revolution minigame. Chose to play as Aipom, and beat Bellosum 123 times. Then she will tell you that celebi's favorite drink is pepsi and you must luer her in with some. To find this pepsi, you must go to...

Avolition
July 1st, 2007, 12:29 PM
...Tokyo, and you realize Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground...

Tr@ce
July 1st, 2007, 01:44 PM
...You must defeat godzilla with a level 5 ratatta, knowing only the attacks...

AztecSunshine
July 1st, 2007, 03:59 PM
growel tail whip and lol( lol ) than catch another ratata and train it to lv 50 go to the game corner and buy the tm giga impact teach it to ratata and release it go to..........

Weatherman, Kiyoshi
July 1st, 2007, 05:55 PM
Pro.Oak's lab.
Talk to him 5,000,000,000 times.
On his 5,000,000,001 time taking, he will go insane and explode.
Upon exploding, You find a fully baked turkey where he exploded.
you must take the turkey to...

41victory
July 1st, 2007, 06:02 PM
Your mom who will eat it and die because it was posioned..
After the funeral u run away from all you know near & dear and wind up in

IPanda
July 1st, 2007, 06:13 PM
You End up in Mario's Castle in which he jumps on your head 100 times to get a mushroom out of you to feed is pet gorilla scyther(o.o) and when he is done eating he throws you out the window and you land in..

41victory
July 1st, 2007, 06:16 PM
the pacific ocean. you are then sucked into a whirlpool and..

Weatherman, Kiyoshi
July 2nd, 2007, 04:34 AM
You meet Carlos Mencia.
Carlos is ranting about everything, and a giant T-REX comes and eats him. The T-REX starts chasing you, and you must escape by...

AztecSunshine
July 2nd, 2007, 05:08 AM
catching a ratata and riding it to canlava city than steel the books in the library go to porf brich and tell him to gave you a mudkib nickname mudkib into celebii than a elebii well apper but it well ran away you must fallow it too................

Tr@ce
July 2nd, 2007, 10:29 AM
... South Dakota but you will not find it there so you must keep searching. Check out the computer in P.S. 1578, and check your email. There, you will find an email containing...

R.A.M.
July 2nd, 2007, 10:38 AM
A Rattata-virus that came to eat you! If you have an anti-virus then the Rattata will dissapear and the email will say that you need to go to the Mining Museum and...

41victory
July 2nd, 2007, 11:35 AM
Steal all of the fossils on display.
You steal them and u are chased until u reach cinnabar island where u find a place to stay... u look at the fossils and 1 is a celebi but...

Avolition
July 2nd, 2007, 01:04 PM
The Celebi takes off a mask and reveals another Celebi. While you are confused, the Celebi takes the fossils and...

Weatherman, Kiyoshi
July 2nd, 2007, 02:24 PM
Time travels to the future.

A poke'ball falls to the ground and a Gallade comes out. You must give Gallade to the day care people where it transforms into...

Avolition
July 2nd, 2007, 02:29 PM
Your mom. She actually survived. Or you thought so, until she transformed into a Ditto, and...

Mustache
July 2nd, 2007, 09:37 PM
you need this ditto! bring it to rustborrow city to the devon building to the people that bring fossils back to life. they will bring the ditto back to life and it will turn into a very special golden with black and pink stripes and blue and green dots pokeball. you need this to catch a green lugia with 3 wings. but you need to weaken it with a special pokemon. go get your yellow deoxys with 8 arms from your computer, and watch out, because there is a undead burnt rattata waiting behind the computer, and he wants to eat you! just shoot at him with a big gun thingy. now take deoxys to your home, the green lugia with 3 wings willl be sleeping in your bed. just weakken it and throw the very special golden with black and pink stripes and blue and green dots pokeball at it. now you will have 2 of the 8 pokemon you need to catch celebi :D

Tr@ce
July 3rd, 2007, 12:04 PM
...except they die after giving them to an evil nurce joy, who then gives you an evil togepi, and it randomly evolves in to a...

Avolition
July 3rd, 2007, 01:49 PM
evil Togetic with a bazooka. Then you have to challenge Brawly to a Gym Battle to it, and your Togetic will blow up the gym with his bazooka, and Brawly will die. Then you steal the badge, and run away to...

Mustache
July 4th, 2007, 10:03 AM
saffron city. siliph co. has finaly begun creating mass masterballs, and they are for sale here in the pokemart. so go there and spend all your money on masterballs. you will be able to buy... 0,0000345 masterballs when you have max money, so have alot of rematches with everyone and collect money untill you can buy 10 masterballs. when you buy your tenth masterball a warp hole will open that sucks you in and you will end up in Hollow Bastion. here you find Riku who is possessed by Xehonarts heartless who tells everyone he is Ansem. he will attack you. to beat him you need: a yellow deoxys with 8 arms, which you don't have, a green lugia with 3 wings, which you don't have, a puple arceus with type ??? that knows only curse, which is having a nap around the corner so catch it with one of your masterballs(this is one of the 8 pokemon you need to catch celebi),and a keyblade, which you don't have. so Riku will kick your ass, punch your face, pull your hear, and thrust his knee... in a place where you don't want it. then he uses his special keyblade to unlock your heart and turn you into a heartless. now you must...

Avolition
July 4th, 2007, 10:25 AM
Pretend to be dead, because a raging Ursaring is about to attack you. It pulls your head off and eats it, but when it walks away, your head comes back, because you're the main character, stupid! Main characters don't die! Then you throw the Masterball at the Ursaring, which is the 2nd of the 8 Pokemon you need to catch Celebi.

Then you go to your mom's house, and she tells you that you actually need every Pokemon to catch Celebi, even Celebi. You then proceed to scream out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" for 30 seconds and collapse on the floor, weeping your eyes out. Then..

Faceless*
July 4th, 2007, 10:42 AM
Pretend to be dead, because a raging Ursaring is about to attack you. It pulls your head off and eats it, but when it walks away, your head comes back, because you're the main character, stupid! Main characters don't die! Then you throw the Masterball at the Ursaring, which is the 2nd of the 8 Pokemon you need to catch Celebi.

Then you go to your mom's house, and she tells you that you actually need every Pokemon to catch Celebi, even Celebi. You then proceed to scream out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" for 30 seconds and collapse on the floor, weeping your eyes out. Then..

you find out that your mom was a ditto that transformed into your mom, telling you a lie, the ditto transforms into a caterpie and attacks you. then.

Avolition
July 4th, 2007, 11:08 AM
You step on the caterpie, killing it, then go to the Professor Oak's house, and ask him where the next pokemon is. Then he tells you the Ditto was actually your mom who transformed into a Ditto(lol) and you killed her. Then...

Mustache
July 4th, 2007, 12:59 PM
he realises that you are a heartless and that you look very scary and he attacks you with his house key. you must kill him to survive. then...

Tr@ce
July 4th, 2007, 01:00 PM
...Prof. Oak comes alive and will tell you to eat his desk. As you are doing so, Prof. Oak will eat you. You will then be sent into (via oak's im eating off your head and sending you somewhere powers) to Tracy Sketcitt's Prof. Oak love shrine. He will tell you to eat a blue-ish-grey...

Mustache
July 4th, 2007, 01:02 PM
eevee. this causes you to explode and you find yourself in the mushroom castle when it is under attack by the shroobs, you must...

yay! first post on next page :D i always wanted to have the first post on a next page!!!

41victory
July 4th, 2007, 01:05 PM
Take a Toad... Not the animal ... and use him as a sword and kill all of them. Toad dies from the beating and then you must find...

Mustache
July 4th, 2007, 01:09 PM
peach, who has been kidnapped by bowser, but first you must turn into human, because you still look like a heartless. to do this, you must find Riku, so he can punch your face, pull your hear, kick your but and thrust his knee... well you now. when he does that you turn into human again. But first you must FIND Riku, so go to...

Tr@ce
July 4th, 2007, 01:31 PM
...the island of acupoco (is that how you spell it) and you will see misty being beaten in a bathing suit contest by a man named James with fake breasts. You find this extremely...

NocturnLeader
July 4th, 2007, 01:48 PM
Erotic for some reason. Anyway you find Riku and he beats you up and turns you back to your normal self. A dark portal opens to...

Tr@ce
July 4th, 2007, 01:54 PM
...your grandmother's house. She feeds you cranberries and lollypops till you puke. You find this odd as your grandmother is dead. However, you realize she came back to life and she beats you with a stick when you do so. Then you realize that this is not your grandmother, and that it is, in fact,...

Zaiku
July 4th, 2007, 04:11 PM
Celebi's cousin Jelebi in disguise, who appologises for being pink in the left eye and teleports you to the future where Celebi is, howvwer you still have 6 more pokemon to catch when you are attacked by Professor Farnsworth, Homer Simpson and by your blonde rival who runs fast...

Avolition
July 4th, 2007, 04:17 PM
And you, stop, but they keep going, and crash into trees. Then you start laughing uncontrollably, and realize something's wrong with you. Then suddenly, your head explodes, and...

Mustache
July 4th, 2007, 09:43 PM
then a Paladin comes in and he ressurects you. but he didn't do it 100% right. now you look like a strange person with blond hair and a HUGE sword... you have a memory loss because this paladin is a noob. your name is somthing like... clau... cloe... clou... cleud... cloud!. and you hate someone very much... saphi... sephi... and somthing with ...oth... you want to kill him!

Tr@ce
July 5th, 2007, 12:38 PM
...but then you decide you have lusts for a primape, so you go looking for one...

Avolition
July 5th, 2007, 12:52 PM
And then you go and talk to Dawn's sister and ask her if there are any Primeape swarms, and she says no, but there are delibird swarms. Then you say, "I don't want no freakin' Delibird, b**ch!" And you strangle her. Then Dawn comes in and sees you, and challenges you to Mortal Kombat, and you accept. Then...

Tr@ce
July 5th, 2007, 12:55 PM
...you defeat her by gutting her like a fish, which she is not too happy about. The delibirds will then come and attack you, but you still have pimeape lusts, so you...

Mr.Altosax
July 5th, 2007, 01:03 PM
With your large Cloud Sword you slice the heads off each and every Delibird. However, since they're Delibirds they keep running around anyway, so you...

Tr@ce
July 5th, 2007, 01:07 PM
...eat a banana and that stops them for some odd reason. But you still are having PAINFULL XD primape lusts, so you decide that the only way is...

Avolition
July 5th, 2007, 01:07 PM
Chop them up into little pieces, then put them into Dawn, sewing her up and deciding that she would be a good meal later tonight. Then you realize that you aren't a cannibal, so you bring her to Hannibal Lecter and give her to him. He says thanks, and tells you where to get Primeapes. Then...

Mr.Altosax
July 5th, 2007, 01:14 PM
Lecter laughs and says "Why, there's a All Woman Primape Work-Out Facility just down the street my good man! You should come back sometime and we could enjoy a mint julep on the back porch!" By the time Hannibal finished his statement you were already headed to the Primape gym down the street. You finally arrive there when...

Avolition
July 5th, 2007, 01:18 PM
You see Lecter lied! All the Primeapes were huge, sweaty men. Of course, all Primeapes looked the same, so there's only one way you could've figured this out...

And you end up being chased by an angry mob of primeapes, when...

Zaiku
July 5th, 2007, 01:43 PM
then a Paladin comes in and he ressurects you. but he didn't do it 100% right. now you look like a strange person with blond hair and a HUGE sword... you have a memory loss because this paladin is a noob. your name is somthing like... clau... cloe... clou... cleud... cloud!. and you hate someone very much... saphi... sephi... and somthing with ...oth... you want to kill him!

I find that just a teensy bit offensive. *looks at user name* XD

When that Sephiroth guy you wanted to kill earlier comes and saves you from the Primeapes by impaling you with the only sword in existance that is bigger than yours which saves you from them but not from him...

Avolition
July 5th, 2007, 02:01 PM
.. Then you die, but somehow wake up later, as your normal self. Then you take Sephiroth's sword and chop him in half, then feed him to the Primeapes. They say it tastes like chicken, and you say thanks. Then they say they hate chicken, and you run away again..

Mr.Altosax
July 5th, 2007, 02:34 PM
Then Hannibal Lecter jumps out and throws mint juleps at the Primapes. They all die a minty death, and disappear. "Say, what about those mint juleps and the back porch now?" Lecter yells. You resist the urge for the refreshment and run away fast. Even though you've returned to normal, you still have an odd lust for Primapes, so you...

Avolition
July 5th, 2007, 02:36 PM
keep running. The Hannibal Lecter gets in his car and chases you, then runs over you.

Then later that night, the cops are observing your dead body, and Hannibal comes up and asks them if they want some mint juleps. They say yes, and leave your dead body there. Then...

Mustache
July 5th, 2007, 11:11 PM
the rattatta come and eat you. when you somehow wake up, you think the world is much bigger, but in fact you are seing the world from a rattata perspective. you have controll over the body of the rattata that ate your brain. so now take sephiroths very long sword and take it to...

Trace
July 5th, 2007, 11:52 PM
...candyland, to retrive the golden lollypop. Then, you take the golden lollypop, go find a trainer named "Cyrus" in Sinnoh, and whack him on the head with it.
Then you take your candy cellphone and...

Rivvon
July 6th, 2007, 08:18 AM
...call up that old dude named Bach, who technically should be dead by know, but if you've been doing this cheat correctly, should magically have revived. Once he picks up the phone, ask him how he got his inspiration for "Concerto in D minor, Bwv.1052, I.Allegro" Before he can answer you, ask him if his regridgerator is running. When he tells you that it is, tell him that he...

Avolition
July 6th, 2007, 10:06 AM
..better go eat some corn! Before he says anything, hang up. Suddenly he uses his mystical powers, making you very constipated, so you...

Mr.Altosax
July 6th, 2007, 10:27 AM
Go to the Doctor's Office. Which is also Oak's lab...he happens to be a Doctor as well as a Professor. You ask him for a check up and then...

Avolition
July 6th, 2007, 10:30 AM
He tells you to pull your pants down, and you say, "No, WTF! I'm not Tracey!" And he says, "Oh, I forgot." And you run away from the pedophile, still constipated. Then...

Tr@ce
July 6th, 2007, 10:59 AM
...a crazed primape relieves your constipation XD , and you find that your primape lusts are now returning, so you...

Avolition
July 6th, 2007, 11:01 AM
tackle the Primeape, and he starts to beat you up. Then he punches your head off and...

Mr.Altosax
July 6th, 2007, 11:18 AM
Chuck Norris catches it. He delivers a roundhouse kick to the Primeape, instantly breaking it's entire molecular structure thus making it turn into dust. Being a lvl 78 Cleric, he uses a Recovery Spell to put your head back on.

You ask Chuck Norris if he knows anything about the location of Celebi, or an all female Primeape gym. He says he doesn't know anything about any Primeape Gyms, but he tells you that he heard a rumor that Celebi is in something called a GSC Ball...

Tr@ce
July 6th, 2007, 11:21 AM
... which blew up about a year ago, so you go off to find the all female primape gyms...

Avolition
July 6th, 2007, 11:37 AM
And you look in a Phone Book. But you remember that your roomate is a Primeape, so you ask him. He gets mad and whacks you over the head with a hammer, giving you a concussion.

When you wake up, he hits you again, killing you, then he buries you in the backyard. Then, three weeks later, he unburies you, and brings you to Hannibal Lecter's house, and puts your dead body in a chair on the porch, and he comes out and has a mint julep with you. Then...

Tr@ce
July 6th, 2007, 12:01 PM
...He tells you he is a female primape! Then you decide to...

Avolition
July 6th, 2007, 12:13 PM
Jump on Hannibal Lecter, but he throws you off and says he was joking. You become angrier than a large sweaty primeape who just had his ice cream cone taken away, and start beating him up, asking where the female Primeape Gym is.

Hannibal asked you how you suddenly were reincarnated, and you say...

Mr.Altosax
July 6th, 2007, 12:16 PM
"By being special, you tease." In a rage, you go into Hannibal's Julep Cup supply Room and destroy them all using the first pokemon in your party, which you should've changed to a Raichu by now...

Tr@ce
July 6th, 2007, 12:19 PM
...but you didn't feel like it, so yeah. Hannibal then says he knows where an all female primape gym is. He says it's in...

Mr.Altosax
July 6th, 2007, 12:21 PM
New York City, you can get there by taking an Airplane from Viridian City. But then again he lied to you last time, so you shoot him in the chest plate. Since he's not Superman he bleeds to death, and you try to find some female primeapes on your own.

Tr@ce
July 6th, 2007, 12:23 PM
...And you do eventually find some rather erotic attractive ones XD, in...

Mr.Altosax
July 6th, 2007, 12:27 PM
Kentucky! The Kentucky Derby to be exact, where there are Female Primeapes selling Mint Juleps! Of course where there are Mint Juleps lurks...

Tr@ce
July 6th, 2007, 12:32 PM
... drunken pikachus! You must defeat them to get to the rather erotic female primapes...

Mr.Altosax
July 6th, 2007, 06:34 PM
You use the Sephiroth Sword (which apparently you still have) and stab the lead pikachu in the heart. Then both him and the sword turn into a black hole that suck in all the other Drunken Pikachus. You must rapidly press B to keep yourself from getting pulled into the black hole, if you do get pulled in then you have to restart the whole cheat over. But if you do succeed then finally your side-goal is rewarded. There's nothing between you and the female Primeapes!

Tr@ce
July 6th, 2007, 06:36 PM
...and then you will unlock a special "scene" and it will make you wonder why this game is rated "E"...

xcjzerox
July 7th, 2007, 06:31 AM
lol what is this lol i just reading an is making me laught

Seventyxxtimes7x
July 7th, 2007, 07:54 AM
but first you got to put a 3 centimeter scratch right in the middle of your Nintendo DS screen

Mr.Altosax
July 7th, 2007, 08:42 AM
If done correctly the scratch will magically correct itself, and you will be able to watch the M rated seen that is now showing. Once the Primeapes have their way with you, your primeape lusts will be gone. On the table at Hannibal Lecter's house should be a note that says...

Avolition
July 7th, 2007, 09:39 AM
"You sick perv! I've never seen you act so immaturely. You're not my son anymore! I will disown you for the rest of your life, and you will live on the streets in a cardboard box!

Love, Mommy."

And you decide to go find Celebi. But then...

Seventyxxtimes7x
July 7th, 2007, 09:52 AM
but then your mom pops out of the note, then put ketchup all on her hand then slaps you in the face

Avolition
July 7th, 2007, 09:56 AM
Then you have ketchup all over your face, and you walk away to wipe it off, but you accidentally use a Gyarados's fin! Then the gyarados eats you, and you find Celebi inside you! But it's not really Celebi, it's that annoying Ditto. Then...

Tr@ce
July 7th, 2007, 10:35 AM
...a deoxys pops up out of nowhere and sends you to Jamica. There, you see, once again the...

Avolition
July 7th, 2007, 10:58 AM
But the Gyarados exploded when Deoxys popped up. Then in Jamaica, you see Celebi under a palm tree. He sees you, then runs away. You start chasing him, then...

Tr@ce
July 7th, 2007, 11:01 AM
...you lose him. As he flys off, a yellow liquid flys down on you, followed by a mild laugh. You suspect this is...

Avolition
July 7th, 2007, 11:05 AM
The team Galactic Boss, Cyrus. As he was flying over you in his helicopter, he peed on your head. You swore revenge, and follow the helicopter. Then..

Tr@ce
July 7th, 2007, 12:43 PM
...the helicopter pumples into the ground, knocking earth off balance and sending it twards Jupiter. You react to this by...

Avolition
July 7th, 2007, 12:47 PM
running around and screaming like a maniac. Then someone comes up and slaps you. It's a random astronaut. He kidnaps you and goes out into space, trying to make Earth bounce off his ship and fly back where it was. It works, but Earth is now flying into the sun. He now says...

Tr@ce
July 7th, 2007, 01:05 PM
..."Bluahs yhask baudak hdpiS LOAJ", and you wonder why he is speaking in tounges and/or is catonic, but you finally realize that the only thing you can do is...

Zaiku
July 7th, 2007, 02:25 PM
Pokemon battle the level 33 sun, which has the special effect, flaming body, meaning that when physically attacked, the pokemon dies. No, not faints, DIES!!!!
You win using special attacks but it can't be killed even on zero health, so you throw a masterball given to you by the astronaut to capture the sun, then...

Tr@ce
July 7th, 2007, 02:37 PM
...the pokeball you use on it magically comes to life. You are deeply distressed by this because the pokeball bears a strange resemblance to your mom. You decide to...

Avolition
July 7th, 2007, 02:45 PM
Run away from your mom, who, when you last saw her, called you a perv and decided to disown you. You fly away, but since the sun is inside the Poke Ball, the universe is completely dark. You crash into...

Tr@ce
July 7th, 2007, 02:48 PM
...A floating pikachu, which aparrantly dislikes you. It is evil and wants to...

Avolition
July 7th, 2007, 03:04 PM
Eat you. You then realize it is Ash's Pikachu. He says yes, and says he won't eat you if you kill Ash. But if you don't, he will eat you. You then go on a quest to find Ash and kill him, and...

Tr@ce
July 9th, 2007, 03:03 AM
...you never make it, because you later find that misty saved the earth, killed ash, and stopped world hunger. You tell her to dress up like you one day and the pikachu thinks she's you. Misty is dead. Yet you live, and you have the strangest feeling that celebi is actually a rabid...

Mr.Altosax
July 9th, 2007, 05:34 AM
Rabbit! So you believe that before you search for Celebi again, you're going to have to find a Holy Hand Grenade. It's the only thing that can harm an evil rabbit.

Tr@ce
July 9th, 2007, 05:51 AM
...so off you go, searching for the holy hand granade. You search on ebay only to find it costs $99999999999999999323214369314646363241269789655312355685321.46
and you think that the best way to get the money would be to...

Mr.Altosax
July 9th, 2007, 11:56 AM
invest it...you don't have time to raise the money, you need that Celebi to save Planet Fqwhgads from extinction! You need that Holy Hand Grenade now, but you'll need some help from the one person who has a lead to one. Hannibal Lecter! (You read that on Ebay...)...

Tr@ce
July 9th, 2007, 02:35 PM
...(that it costs $23 shipping and handling) Hannibal Lector can be found by eating a pokeball, 942 100-lb. rocks, and a piece of cow dung. After this you must throw yourself off a cliff, eat your hand 17 times, and...

Avolition
July 9th, 2007, 03:03 PM
stick your other hand up the butt of a Tauros. Then Tauros attacks then, and then tries to chase you, but he's just yanking you around, since your hand gets stuck up its butt. Then he starts runing, and runs into a freeway. Then...

Tr@ce
July 10th, 2007, 03:02 AM
...you get hit by a car to find you are still alive. Then... your mom gets out of the car! She is even more mad at you than she was before(look what you did to that poor poor tauros), and decides to leave you there with your head injuries. But, you can heal your head with Tauro's magical butt healing abilities. Since now he feels sorry for you, he...

Mustache
July 12th, 2007, 11:55 PM
sits on your head and then take's a huge dump. this will cause your hand to be freed form the tauros butt. now you can go do... then a togepi come's in and it will use metronome. if it uses amnesia you will forget all you have done this far. if it doesn't use amnesia the undead burnt rattata skelletons will come to eat you. you realise you have a huge pile of **** on your head, and you wonder how it got there. you decide to take it from your head, then you feel 2 round shapes in the ****. it is 2 pokeballs, with in it a yellow deoxys with 8 arms, and a green lugia with 3 wings. now you have 4 of the 8 pokemon you need, but you can't remember where you left the other 2. so because you don't know what to do, you throw the **** in the face of a pincir that is passing by...

Tr@ce
July 13th, 2007, 08:23 AM
...that then attacks you, leaving a mark on your face the size of a rabbit. This reminds you that you must find the holy hand grenade to defeat the clelebi that looks like a rabbit. You find Hannibal Lector, and he agrees to...

empoleonrules
July 13th, 2007, 09:06 AM
slay the boogy man who lives in your backpack and a level-12345678901234567890987654321 Celibi will appear. catch it and train it in a giant magnet only using the move brave bird and if the celibi faints...

Tr@ce
July 13th, 2007, 09:08 AM
...the screen of your ds will brake, and you will be sad. But, if you manage to catch a shiny lv. 78 ratata on a pokemon gold game, it will miracuously be fixed. You must then...

Craig²
July 13th, 2007, 12:16 PM
Trade all of your legendaries for a Bidoof...

Tr@ce
July 13th, 2007, 12:39 PM
...which then evolves into your mother, who wacks you for coming back to her after she decided to disown you, and barfs on your face. You decide that the only thing to do is to...

Skymin
July 14th, 2007, 04:31 AM
...adopt a Manaphy, which can be gotten by kicking the water several times and slapping it with a towel. After that, you also need a Pikachu to zap the water, which makes the Manaphy go into a weird status that you can't understand, and floats to the top. YOUR PIKACHU MUST KNOW SURF.

Then you must grab a Magikarp with a powerade which...

Tr@ce
July 14th, 2007, 01:20 PM
...smells like old cheese and will mutilate the magicarp significantly, this will make you feel very...

Skymin
July 14th, 2007, 02:45 PM
...happy, cause the Magikarp just evolved into a Nintendo DS! Using the Nintendo DS, you have to defeat the Elite Four with a level 1 Bidoof and no Hyper Potions, Revives, ect. Then, after defeating the Elite 4, you...

Tr@ce
July 14th, 2007, 02:55 PM
...have to go tell your rival you have had a crush on them since they were seven. You didn't know them when they were seven, so they assume...

Skymin
July 14th, 2007, 03:02 PM
...that you are crazy and stupid, so they tell you, they hate you. You must give them the kiss of death and send a level 278 Dementor on them, which is disguised as a Gengar. They immediatly say they love you, which then you must...

Tr@ce
July 14th, 2007, 03:10 PM
...make out with them 372747274727429502023847282 times and this can be done by pressing "a" 999999999999999999999999 times. If you do not do it within 5 seconds, your game file will be delteted. After you do this, ....

empoleonrules
July 14th, 2007, 08:50 PM
Kill every last one of the girl gym leaders(except Cynthia^_^she is to hot)and hide in the gts trading place and take pokemon before they are traded... then you...

Avolition
July 14th, 2007, 09:43 PM
Find out that one of the GTS Pokemon ws Celebi, but you were too late. You then proceed to curse and violently kick down everything in a tantrum of rage. Then you run away, trying to find the trainer that traded for the Celebi, and...

Tr@ce
July 15th, 2007, 08:27 AM
...you discover it was your mom! You go to her house, but since she decided to disown you, she does not let you in. You decide to...

Shadowflame3458
July 15th, 2007, 07:23 PM
Go catch some Magikarp and watch them get Slapped around by other peoples Real pokemon... Then when you get bored of that you...

Tr@ce
August 6th, 2007, 07:31 AM
....Must fly to Viridan where there will be 200 evil...

Azonic
August 8th, 2007, 04:20 PM
Houndours, who accidentally marked their territory on top of you, you got so mad and...

Shining.Shadows
August 24th, 2007, 02:05 PM
...take a moment to admire the sunset, whilst, for some reason, reminisce about many nights back home playing D&D. You will find (after having inserted AR DS before acting out this whole cheat, of course, and ticking "RPG-in-a-pocket") two dice and a D&D board in your pocket. Having wished you had ticked "CRPG-in-a-pocket" so you'd get a laptop and NWN2, you sigh, layout the board on the beach and do a 2 die roll. if you roll a 2 and a 3, +3 skill points in mace weilding. Roll two sixes and you get -5 skill points in imagination. Roll anything else and you get +10 skill points in knowing Celebi's final destination, which unlike the movie, doesn't involve a ladder through the eye, or unrealistically being cut in half with barbed wire. You know where Celebi is headed and get your Chatot to evolve into Mr. T, who explodes all the Houndours in an enormous mass of fool-pity. Mr. T then flies you to...

Dogboy2709
August 24th, 2007, 03:19 PM
The Mushroom Kingdom! where you find Mario and he tells you the princess had been kidnapped....YET AGAIN You tell Mario What your after, then a toad shows up saying they just escaped from Bowser's Castle, and Bowser has what you need to make bowser appaer, you join Mario, but first before you go to bowser castle, you must make it though.....

♥~*Abby*~♥
August 27th, 2007, 10:21 AM
now ur in sonic's world. sonic then orders a chao 2 beat the living hell out of u...

Aruseus Rider
August 28th, 2007, 01:12 PM
Then Sonic summons Alakazam,who makes you pick your nose 1,000,000 times.
You must battle the Alakazam,which is lvl.1000000000000000000.
Then out of nowhere,a Machine Gun teleports into your hands,and you kill everyone
Around you,and a note appears and you read it. It says That the sender is Celebi,
Who is being tortured in a teleport free chamber,and your mom is torturing it,
By making Celebi watch Barney,Teletubies,and being sent to Barney land.
You must gather all the weapons ever made and destroy your mom,then Celebi Shall be your minion forever.Then…..

Dogboy2709
August 30th, 2007, 11:31 AM
however it soons turn out that it's just a pikachu in digsue, but it can talk human it tells you that celebi is in Rougeport...

Vuallum
September 2nd, 2007, 03:49 AM
Whilst travelling on foot to Rougeport (despite the fact you can fly), you must defeat PKMN Trainer Baal who holds a level 83 Mini Diablo with an OHKO move but must be done in one turn, if one turn passes and Mini Diablo is still standing it will evolve in mid-battle and turn into the Real Pandemonium Diablo, if this occurs you must have a lv 54 zigzagoon which doesn't have your trainer ID on it pickup the nearby Herald of Zakarum, you then need to un-equip it from Zigzagoon during battle and use it on Diablo.

After this you need to prance around in the grass which has been singed by Diablo for 4316 steps, after doing this...

Blaziken_Boy
September 2nd, 2007, 10:39 PM
Yell out "SCRUFFROY" into your mic 300 times until you're surrounded by spartans. Then some final fantasy nerds will come and have a nerdy battle. They then ask you to join their club. Say yes, and the rattata from 500 million years ago will charge across the hill. You run off with the FF nerds until you find a Coin Case. Turn around (Don't move or else you'll slip off the ledge) and hit A to make someone shoot a fireball, setting every single Rattata on fire. Then feed your fireball-shooter an Uber Metagame, causing him to become Castform. Then you'll end up in the world of Adventure, where you must dodge those freakin' ducks.

After this, go to sleep on a rock. Gardevoir will appear in a dream and tell you to wake up. Don't push any buttons. After a while you'll get hit by a Wake-Up slap. A Lucario is standing there and tells you you need to join his rescue team to go on stupid generic quests. Do this and the FF Dudes will appear and join, too. Play as Lucario and guide FFDudes through Joyous Tower, where Celebi waits... But bowser comes and...

I Am Arceus
September 2nd, 2007, 11:02 PM
swings you into a bomb.
you must catch bowser and then give him 53.290 pokeblocks,yuck flavor.
he tyhen eats you and poops you inside viridian forest. catch 32 caterpie and trainthem all to level 101 just by training in viridian forest.
attack your freind/rival and lose. he will thow you into a dumpster and then...

Vuallum
September 3rd, 2007, 12:28 AM
You must leave your game alone for 3 months or greater. Once you have done this, you need to continue your game, your character will wake up, hit A and you will get a text box saying "Owww ... What happened? and how did I end up in hobo clothes?".

Equip the Trainer Clothes in your Key Items Pocket, and pass the hobo clothes to the left-hand side. After completing this you and a friend must link up and catch the lightning train from opposite sides of the globe, causing it to crash, you will end up in a Sea Cavern.

In this cavern...

Blaziken_Boy
September 3rd, 2007, 07:16 AM
You say "Clap" and a light turns on. You see a shadow that looks like Celebi. When you get to it you see it's a rattata. Press A and run, if you don't run fast enough or get on your bike it'll eat you. When you get outside a Final Fantasy dude will throw a beeping banana at it and get into the Popemarine. Get in with them and watch the cave a'splode. If you don't look out the window and press A, the game will start you back at the beginning of this cheat. Then you'll enter Pallet Town of Red Version. You and the Dudes look like always, but everything else looks like the first generation. Then you do a barrel roll by pressing Z or R twice, and...

Binary
September 3rd, 2007, 09:11 AM
An then the people will kick your but and send you back to the fourth generation. Then................

qazwsxedc
September 7th, 2007, 07:45 PM
Some random dude will show up and say 23qe237rgdqe6enxcfyNBXGYW1!!! you must say YES!!!! The man will turn into a cow eat him. when you are full walk 12423134 steps up a man will fall from the sky and say I AM THE MEATBALL MASTER. You must say MOZZERRELLA!!! He will ask you the secret of Good food. You must say IT WILL YELL BlAM!!! WHEN YOU POKE IT. He will give you some food poke it and it will explode. Then....

Vuallum
September 7th, 2007, 11:07 PM
You need to get a total of 145 Master Balls together (this can include working with friends), You need to link up via the WiFi and sell these 1 by 1 (yes, co-ordinating if your borrowing friend's master balls) to the Pokemart guy who gives you that funny eye all the time.

Whilst you are selling the Master Balls, the game will say a notification saying "#### Number of Masterballs sold to the strange Pokemart guy". The game will detect any cloned masterballs, cloned ones will cause the counter to go down by 5 (Regardless of 3rd Gen or 4th Gen).

Once the counter hits 145, Your Nintendo DS and all of your friends' DS's will start shaking wildly - this is normal - once they're done shaking wildly, a Message box covering both screens will appear, the link will be terminated, and the message box will state "Celebi walks the Forest!".

Go the the nearest forest where you will find...

Aruseus Rider
September 10th, 2007, 03:58 PM
A ditto walking around in a celebi suit.You must scream in
the mic,"NO DITTO!WHERE CELEBI!"And the ditto holds up a sign
that says,See man idiot in the white suit.Everything is opposite
on it,which means you must see Cynthia.Then....

qazwsxedc
September 10th, 2007, 06:29 PM
you find a B.l.t sandwich you bite it, it turns in to a pokeball.you eat you eat it anyway a random person appears and traps you in a pokeball. you must then...

Vuallum
September 10th, 2007, 09:40 PM
Use the Card Key you got when you played through Fire Red or Leaf Green (you cannot continue if you haven't completed either of them) on the pokeball to escape, once you have escaped the pokeball...

Aruseus Rider
September 11th, 2007, 07:21 PM
You must go to the region of Ouen (Dragonfly cave,anyone?)
Then take a Monarking (Pokemon from the story) and beat the
crap outta it and and it will teleport you to Barney Land.
Then....

Vuallum
September 11th, 2007, 11:35 PM
You will find out by the carnage, rubble, and fire surrounding you that Barney's gone insane. Prof.Elm calls you, and tells you that he will be able to find your exact location and send a Kadabra your way to teleport you out of there.
This won't happen for 3 hours, during the 3 hours you must defend yourself against Barney and not let your entire party faint, if you do, you will get the classic sonic "GAME OVER".

If you pass the 3 hour Barney defense task...

Rivvon
September 15th, 2007, 10:44 AM
...you will be visited by the Four Fairy Peas of Christmas, and using their strawberry cheese powers, they shall...

Jamie006
September 15th, 2007, 07:02 PM
...transport you to the truck near the S.S. Anne, which...

Blaziken_Boy
September 17th, 2007, 04:26 AM
Will start to roll down to you. Press Z or R twice to do a barrel roll into der water and find Jaws. Use the Park Ball you should've gotten for nothing on him and catch him, then use him to fight the Red Gyrados. He'll a'splode and teleport you to a look-alike of Lake Verity when it 'sploded. Eat the right Magikarp, if you try eating the wrong one it'll become the rattata and eat you. Then you...

Cobja619
October 2nd, 2007, 11:50 PM
Take a trip into Viridian Forest. Talk to the first guy you see and he will give a gun. Suddenly your game will self-destruct. Go down to Cash-Convertors to buy a new game. Oddly it will be at the same stage, so walk into some grass. The Celibi will appear. Send out a Lv. 100 Magikarp with the moves FISSURE, SHEER COLD, HORN DRILL (Somehow...) and FRENZY PLANT then without hessitation, search your key items and select your Gun. Shoot Celibi in the face and it will flee. The only way to get it back is to.....