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Star★Seeker
June 20th, 2007, 06:34 PM
Well the title says it all.

Rules:
1.3 things per player max.
2.Nothing too mature
3.After 100 things we will keep going.

I'll start:

1.Pikachu is a perv that fries bikes to make young girls go with him.

Captain Arcane
June 20th, 2007, 09:11 PM
2. Nurse Joy is a crazy woman who thinks she has 785 other sisters, when in reality, she actually has 785 brothers!!!! (O)_(o)

Melody
June 20th, 2007, 09:19 PM
3.May is madly in love with Drew
4.Dawn/Hikari is Madly in love with Ash/Satoshi
5.Both couples deny their love for each other

Captain Arcane
June 20th, 2007, 09:24 PM
6.Ash's mom had an affiar with Professor Oak, Bill, Brock, James, Meowth, Pikachu, Mewtwo, then Ash's dad, then sued them all, and know lives in luxuriass Pallet Town with her 3 sons, and 5 duaghters!!!!!!!!!!! (O)_(O)

R.A.M.
June 20th, 2007, 09:25 PM
7.-Brook will stay single forever

Captain Arcane
June 20th, 2007, 09:26 PM
8. The Old man wasn't really drinking coffee!!!!! (O)_(o)

R.A.M.
June 20th, 2007, 10:31 PM
9.- James will never learn that you can't trust the Magikarp Salesman.

NocturnLeader
June 21st, 2007, 07:39 AM
10. Jesse will never learn how to play fairly when Pokemon battling.

Cacturne
June 21st, 2007, 09:07 AM
11. Jeese will always lose a contest

NocturnLeader
June 21st, 2007, 10:25 AM
12. Jesse and James will never give up there dreams of catching Pikachu and setting Stupid, Worthless Traps on Ash and the gang.

Dogod
June 21st, 2007, 10:42 AM
13. Ash will never quite become champion

41victory
June 21st, 2007, 10:49 AM
14 You really cant ignore gay people while wathcing tv ex: Harley

NocturnLeader
June 21st, 2007, 11:05 AM
15. Jesse and James will always have stupid Disguises that will always fool Ash and the gang.

R.A.M.
June 21st, 2007, 11:11 AM
16.-James is a good person, it's just that Meowth and Jessie are a bad influence for him.

41victory
June 21st, 2007, 11:13 AM
17. dont waste ur life hunting for something u wont achieve.

NocturnLeader
June 21st, 2007, 11:13 AM
18. Brock is never attracted to the Female trainer that joins the gang (i.e. Misty, May and Dawn!).

Mustache
June 21st, 2007, 12:32 PM
19. james will never stop buying magikarps

41victory
June 21st, 2007, 12:36 PM
20. uh... bottle caps are priceless

Captain Arcane
June 21st, 2007, 12:37 PM
21. Ash will never ride one of Misty's bikes agian.

Mustache
June 21st, 2007, 12:40 PM
22. ash is a racist, first he took all starters, now he only catches grass type starters

Captain Arcane
June 21st, 2007, 12:44 PM
23. Manky will always take Brock's donuts.

Mustache
June 21st, 2007, 12:48 PM
24. aipom wil always take ash's cap

Captain Arcane
June 21st, 2007, 12:52 PM
25. Officer Jennie was fired due to crimes against Pokemon!! (O)_(o)

41victory
June 21st, 2007, 12:54 PM
26. cockfighting is legal in some states... lol :)

Captain Arcane
June 21st, 2007, 12:57 PM
ROTFL

27. when Marowacks lay eggs, the baby cubones kill the mother for the skull!

41victory
June 21st, 2007, 01:01 PM
28. its good to be obease in the Pkmn world if ur a pokemon

Mustache
June 21st, 2007, 01:05 PM
29. pineco exists because a stupid trainer who can't aim threw a voltorb because he thought it was a pokeball, and he caught a pine-cone while he wanted to catch a pidgey.
so he caught a pine-cone in a voltorb, and so pineco the explosive pine-cone was created

NocturnLeader
June 21st, 2007, 01:37 PM
30. Ashs Father abandonded his family and went on the road and Wemay never know who the heck his dad really is, but the hints keep on coming!

Captain Arcane
June 21st, 2007, 06:11 PM
31. While Ash liked Misty, Misty was having an affiar with Pikachu!!!

GrovyleGamer2007
June 21st, 2007, 06:17 PM
32. Misty's sisters never returned from their cruise because the liner struck an iceberg and sank!

41victory
June 21st, 2007, 06:18 PM
33. if ur obease as pikachu was in first season, go to ash! he'll make sure that he'll force those pounds offa u by making u brawl with other people like urself


I liked pika fat... he looked cuddly!

Captain Arcane
June 21st, 2007, 06:21 PM
34. Ash's mom, is Nurse Joy's sister's cusin's cusin's half brother's aunt's mom's son's brother's daughter's sister... twice removed.

41victory
June 21st, 2007, 06:42 PM
35. it is possiable to go for extreme periods of time without using the bathroom! EVER!

GrovyleGamer2007
June 21st, 2007, 07:30 PM
36. It's possible to go days without a shower and not have people say you stink

JBCBlank
June 21st, 2007, 07:38 PM
37. three words, "Fire is Hot."

You decide what i mean by that.

~JBCBlank

R.A.M.
June 21st, 2007, 10:29 PM
38.-Kangaskhan's baby is not a pokemon.O_o?

PokémonFréak
June 22nd, 2007, 12:35 AM
39.-You Cant Breed Legendary Pokemon

NocturnLeader
June 22nd, 2007, 04:08 AM
40. We will never know what came first the pokemon or the Egg!

Gumball Watterson
June 22nd, 2007, 11:16 AM
41. Pikachu hates Mickey Mouse

42. Psyduck almost killed Donald

43. Goofy is too retarded to be hated by any pokemon or poke-human

PokémonFréak
June 22nd, 2007, 11:33 AM
44. Ash always Wins Cuase of those ****ing Creators
45. Misty is a Horrible Gym Leader
46. Japan Pokemon Look Cooler

NocturnLeader
June 22nd, 2007, 11:54 AM
47. You always have to be taught how to catch a Pokemon by Someone!
48. The Pokedex always gets an Update.
49. Ash sees all the rare and Legendary pokemon in the Wild.

41victory
June 22nd, 2007, 12:05 PM
50. HALFWAY THERE ZOMG!!!
Some people are freaks and u have to deal with em

PokémonFréak
June 22nd, 2007, 12:55 PM
51. Theres a Bike Route in the Game You never see it in the show thou
52. They Never Go to The Bathroom
53. When they Get Wet There Clothes dont get a Darker Color like they wernt even wet
54.Ash and almost every character got a diffrent voice for D/P (watch previous eps from johto and compare the voice its funny)
55. Pikachu Will Never Evolve Cause Ash Wont give it a Thunderstone
56. Some how Ash has a lot of starter pokemon but your not supposed to find them in the wild unless you release it

Eternal Nightmare
June 22nd, 2007, 01:23 PM
57. Jessie makes weird contest names are a dead giveaway
to her real name ex: Jessidiya, Jesslina, Jessibella
58. James has a crazy fiance

PokémonFréak
June 22nd, 2007, 02:40 PM
59. Team Roket and Magma and Aqua's Disguses are obvisous.
60. Every Pokedex Opens Automaticly

Captain Arcane
June 22nd, 2007, 03:17 PM
61. People don't die when they are blasted with fire by a Pokemon.

PokémonFréak
June 22nd, 2007, 05:43 PM
62. Wobbefet is annoying
63. Chimecho are hard to catch in ruby/sapphire
64. dawns a wierd trainer
65. team rocket blast off 511 times in all the eps and japanese eps
66. we dont know why TR Meowth can talk
67. Contests are cooler on the show
68. ash is stupid
69. Brocks the Best
70. Brock is a Pervert and a Who*e

Captain Arcane
June 22nd, 2007, 06:05 PM
Acualy we do know why Meowth can talk. It showed it on an episode, he grew up in Hollywood.
Lived in an atic, blablabla.

So we are actually on 69.

So, I will do the honors.
69. May and Misty are two of the hottest girls on the show.

melod.ii ous demyx~♪
June 22nd, 2007, 06:30 PM
70.~ when anyone goes swimming, their clothes dry instantly afterwards.
71.~ They can scream, and sometimes talk underwater and don't have a problem with it... >.>

shinx^2
June 23rd, 2007, 05:59 PM
72: Kids have high-pitched voices and
hang out with small monsters who resemble
animals.
73: Porygon had a contagious seizure during
one episode.

Crimson Arcanine
June 23rd, 2007, 10:48 PM
74. Team Rocket members don't weigh much because they always seem to go flying. Especially Jessie, James and Meowth.
75. 75% of the time, someone will beat a pokemon with a pokemon that has a type disadvantage
76. The laws of Anime, through extremely cool unfortunately do NOT apply in real life stituations

Mustache
June 24th, 2007, 04:31 AM
77. pikachu always gets totaly flatzored in a match, then stands up and pwns the enemy with 1 quick attack.
78. when rock type pokemon get wet they are suddenly weak to electrical attacks

Nekonron
June 24th, 2007, 06:02 AM
79. Team Rocket are actually engineering geniuses, although their inventions always gets blown up by Pikachu

80. Even if Ash manages to pwn some uber strong/legendary Pokemon, he sometimes cant even win against newbies

81. Pikachu is the only Pokemon that Ash would not leave behind with Professor Oak

shinygold fan
June 24th, 2007, 07:01 PM
76. The laws of Anime, through extremely cool unfortunately do NOT apply in real life stituations

itd be funny if they did though
hmm all the good ones are taken
82:pokemon raps suck

Captain Arcane
June 25th, 2007, 12:36 AM
83. Ther are 493 Pokemon

84. Bill is a crazy man, who has a fetish with dressing up like Pokemon.

85. Sabrina does not have a talking black cat. O_o

86. Misty's sister's hate her.

87. Brock catches doughnuts with pokeballs.

88. Ash sucks

89. The only thing attracted to snorlax is his gravity!

Crimson Arcanine
June 25th, 2007, 06:55 AM
90. Mallets are a weapon that can only be used by females and boasts these stats

+8 Enhancment bonus vs. Males
+2d8 Bludgeoning damage vs. Males
Massive Criticals: 2d8

And...it crits 50% of the time on Males

91. Some guys heads are so thick, they would make a great substitute for the skull Cubone wears, provided they could actually fit thier head in it.
92. They don't make bikes like they used to...

NocturnLeader
June 25th, 2007, 07:52 AM
93. You Never have to go to School!
94. You never have to get a Job to earn $$$ just battle other people.
95. Ash and Brock will never seperate for too long.

PokémonFréak
June 25th, 2007, 09:58 AM
96. The Berries Names are One or Two letter off the realy name or pronouced diffrently
97. Barely any pokemon speak english
98. People in pokemon have wierd names sometimes
99. There no Apple Berry
100. We know there gonna be 1000 pokemon eventually

i will make a another one of these called More things We learn from pokemon


aall the things we said

all 100 things are right here
1.Pikachu is a perv that fries bikes to make young girls go with him.
2. Nurse Joy is a crazy woman who thinks she has 785 other sisters, when in reality, she actually has 785 brothers!!!! (O)_(o)
3.May is madly in love with Drew
4.Dawn/Hikari is Madly in love with Ash/Satoshi
5.Both couples deny their love for each other
6.Ash's mom had an affiar with Professor Oak, Bill, Brock, James, Meowth, Pikachu, Mewtwo, then Ash's dad, then sued them all, and know lives in luxuriass Pallet Town with her 3 sons, and 5 duaghters!!!!!!!!!!! (O)_(O)
7.-Brook will stay single forever
8. The Old man wasn't really drinking coffee!!!!! (O)_(o)
9.- James will never learn that you can't trust the Magikarp Salesman.
10. Jesse will never learn how to play fairly when Pokemon battling.
11. Jeese will always lose a contest
12. Jesse and James will never give up there dreams of catching Pikachu and setting Stupid, Worthless Traps on Ash and the gang.
13. Ash will never quite become champion
14 You really cant ignore gay people while wathcing tv ex: Harley
15. Jesse and James will always have stupid Disguises that will always fool Ash and the gang.
16.-James is a good person, it's just that Meowth and Jessie are a bad influence for him.
17. dont waste ur life hunting for something u wont achieve.
18. Brock is never attracted to the Female trainer that joins the gang (i.e. Misty, May and Dawn!).
19. james will never stop buying magikarps
20. uh... bottle caps are priceless
21. Ash will never ride one of Misty's bikes agian.
22. ash is a racist, first he took all starters, now he only catches grass type starters
23. Manky will always take Brock's donuts
24. aipom wil always take ash's cap
25. Officer Jennie was fired due to crimes against Pokemon!! (O)_(o)
26. cockfighting is legal in some states... lol
27. when Marowacks lay eggs, the baby cubones kill the mother for the skull!
28. its good to be obease in the Pkmn world if ur a pokemon
29. pineco exists because a stupid trainer who can't aim threw a voltorb because he thought it was a pokeball, and he caught a pine-cone while he wanted to catch a pidgey.
so he caught a pine-cone in a voltorb, and so pineco the explosive pine-cone was created
30. Ashs Father abandonded his family and went on the road and Wemay never know who the heck his dad really is, but the hints keep on coming!
31. While Ash liked Misty, Misty was having an affiar with Pikachu!!!32. Misty's sisters never returned from their cruise because the liner struck an iceberg and sank!
33. if ur obease as pikachu was in first season, go to ash! he'll make sure that he'll force those pounds offa u by making u brawl with other people like urself
34. Ash's mom, is Nurse Joy's sister's cusin's cusin's half brother's aunt's mom's son's brother's daughter's sister... twice removed.
35. it is possiable to go for extreme periods of time without using the bathroom! EVER!
36. It's possible to go days without a shower and not have people say you stink
37. three words, "Fire is Hot."
38.-Kangaskhan's baby is not a pokemon.O_o?
39.-You Cant Breed Legendary Pokemon
40. We will never know what came first the pokemon or the Egg!
41. Pikachu hates Mickey Mouse
42. Psyduck almost killed Donald
43. Goofy is too retarded to be hated by any pokemon or poke-human
44. Ash always Wins Cuase of those ****ing Creators
45. Misty is a Horrible Gym Leader
46. Japan Pokemon Look Cooler
47. You always have to be taught how to catch a Pokemon by Someone!
48. The Pokedex always gets an Update.
49. Ash sees all the rare and Legendary pokemon in the Wild.
50. HALFWAY THERE ZOMG!!!
Some people are freaks and u have to deal with em
51. Theres a Bike Route in the Game You never see it in the show thou
52. They Never Go to The Bathroom
53. When they Get Wet There Clothes dont get a Darker Color like they wernt even wet
54.Ash and almost every character got a diffrent voice for D/P (watch previous eps from johto and compare the voice its funny)
55. Pikachu Will Never Evolve Cause Ash Wont give it a Thunderstone
56. Some how Ash has a lot of starter pokemon but your not supposed to find them in the wild unless you release it
57. Jessie makes weird contest names are a dead giveaway
to her real name ex: Jessidiya, Jesslina, Jessibella
58. James has a crazy fiance
59. Team Roket and Magma and Aqua's Disguses are obvisous.
60. Every Pokedex Opens Automaticly
61. People don't die when they are blasted with fire by a Pokemon.
62. Wobbefet is annoying
63. Chimecho are hard to catch in ruby/sapphire
64. dawns a wierd trainer
65. team rocket blast off 511 times in all the eps and japanese eps
66. we dont know why TR Meowth can talk
67. Contests are cooler on the show
68. ash is stupid
69. Brocks the Best
70. Brock is a Pervert and a Who*e
69. May and Misty are two of the hottest girls on the show
70.~ when anyone goes swimming, their clothes dry instantly afterwards.
71.~ They can scream, and sometimes talk underwater and don't have a problem with it... >.>
72: Kids have high-pitched voices and hang out with small monsters who resemble animals.
73: Porygon had a contagious seizure during one episode.
74. Team Rocket members don't weigh much because they always seem to go flying. Especially Jessie, James and Meowth.
75. 75% of the time, someone will beat a pokemon with a pokemon that has a type disadvantage
76. The laws of Anime, through extremely cool unfortunately do NOT apply in real life stituations
77. pikachu always gets totaly flatzored in a match, then stands up and pwns the enemy with 1 quick attack.
78. when rock type pokemon get wet they are suddenly weak to electrical attacks
79. Team Rocket are actually engineering geniuses, although their inventions always gets blown up by Pikachu
80. Even if Ash manages to pwn some uber strong/legendary Pokemon, he sometimes cant even win against newbies
81. Pikachu is the only Pokemon that Ash would not leave behind with Professor Oak
82:pokemon raps suck
83. Ther are 493 Pokemon
84. Bill is a crazy man, who has a fetish with dressing up like Pokemon.
85. Sabrina does not have a talking black cat. O_o
86. Misty's sister's hate her.
87. Brock catches doughnuts with pokeballs.
88. Ash sucks
89. The only thing attracted to snorlax is his gravity!
90. Mallets are a weapon that can only be used by females and boasts these stats
91. Some guys heads are so thick, they would make a great substitute for the skull Cubone wears, provided they could actually fit thier head in it.
92. They don't make bikes like they used to...
93. You Never have to go to School!
94. You never have to get a Job to earn $$$ just battle other people.
95. Ash and Brock will never seperate for too long.
96. The Berries Names are One or Two letter off the realy name or pronouced diffrently
97. Barely any pokemon speak english
98. People in pokemon have wierd names sometimes
99. There no Apple Berry
100. We know there gonna be 1000 pokemon eventually

and heres my new thread for more thing we learned from pokemon http://pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?p=2556721

Arrmegedden
February 9th, 2008, 12:19 PM
electric rodents are important after all.