Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

[Pogiforce-14]

Cause he looks kinda like a mosquito.

Why does ash's new hat have black on it instead of white?

[jokestr2004]

Because Gary's does too.

How come Gary's car didn't have upped suspention, hydraulics and a NOS Tank?

[_fr0z3n_]

A: Because all the electric types explode when they listen to gothic CDs
Q: How come Rayquaza isn't a cat?

[jokestr2004]

Because then Groudon would be an eagle

Why come my Pidgeot didn't evolve into a Pidgey?!?!?!

[ryrygt]

cuz that would mess with the theories of evolution.

do pokemon like carrots???

[_fr0z3n_]

A: Yes because they think carrots are cheese
Q: Where is Pupitars head?

[Jirachi3]

on his neck.DUH!

How come pokemon is called pokemon?

[Intuition]

because they aren't digimon!

Why is pokemon with a P??

[Shinin]

because Aokemon, Bokemon, Cokemon, Dokemon, Eokemon, Fokemon, Gokemon, Hokemon, Iokemon, Jokemon, Lokemon, Mokemon, Nokemon, Ookemon, Qokemon, Rokemon, Sokemon, Tokemon, Uokemon, Vokemon, Wokemon, Xokemon, Yokemon, and Zokemon are all copyrighted by an unnamed company.

Why are shiny Salamence green & orange?

[Jirachi3]

because it's a grass type .

why is snorlax a lazy bum?

[ryrygt]

CUZ HE ATE SOME FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMELLOWS :)

how come they didn't make an evolution chain for every pokemon?

[Intuition]

Because some pokemon are to big

Why is Brock in love all the time, except on Misty?

[jokestr2004]

Because Misty's one of those weed smoking drugadicts...

wHy DoEs AsH hAvE a CaMeRa In HiS pOcKeT?/?/?/

[ryrygt]

cuz he wants to take pictures of his gym badges when ever he first gets them...

when ash misty and brock go on adventures for a long time in the middle of no where, where do they all go to the bathroom???

[jokestr2004]

On eachother...... *pukes*

Where does Brock keep his food if he's not wearing any UNDErWeArRr?

[ryrygt]

he stuffs it all up his nose silly goose

how come some pokemarts only have certain items???

[jokestr2004]

Because they all stock up on different amounts of Cheese.

Why does a dude sing the 6th japanese theme?

[ryrygt]

cuz his name is william hung up on pokemon...
how come elekid is a fat baby???

[Jirachi3]

because he ate your cheese.

why is pikachu's iq 102 and Ash's iq 2?

[Intuition]

Because pikachu looks like cheese

Why do spearows fly?

[Fox_Die]

so that they can eat worms

why is treko green

[Intuition]

Because Sceptile is green 2 (duh!)

Why do some pokemon have a tail? Isn't that uncomfertable in a pokeball?

[Fox_Die]

no because they have air conditioning

how does a pokemon fit inside a pokeball

[jokestr2004]

There's the Atkins diet in the Pokemon World too, ya know..

What did Paras do?

[Jirachi3]

farted his weight out until he was small enough.


why is pikachu green?

[IceKitten]

Because it ate mouldy cheese

Why was Pikachu sick?

[Jirachi3]

because it ate your cheese!

what is misty's name?

[IceKitten]

Kasumi

How come Doom Desire hits Shedinja?

[ryrygt]

cuz every pokemon(even sendeninja) has a desire for doom silly

does pikachu live in mordor???

[lil' jose]

cause he wants to!

whay does Mewtwo wish to destroy Charlie Sheen?

[jokestr2004]

Because he lives in mordor too!

Is Milotic a Miltankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?

[_fr0z3n_]

A: No, because he isn't Swampert
Q: Why do Pichus always listen to Britney Spears?

[Shinin]

because they like rap music

If a rabbit killed a Swampert with a cheese knife, who would win?

[ryrygt]

a stupid wurple on the side of the road cuz i just told him swamperts and the rabbits weak spot

Now wut are u supposed to do....( i am just kidding...sorry i forgot to say a question...my bad)

[Shinin]

ur supposed to ask ask a question

y did the blaziken cross the highway?

[ryrygt]

he wanted to get a flame grilled burger at damon's

what did pikachu do b4 he was caught by professor oak???

[RAziken]

He acted stupid and got caught.

Why is Blaziken a fire type?

[Amy-chan]

Because he isn't any other type.
Why don't I have any CAPITALS in my name?

[lil' jose]

bECAUSE you are supposed to stay on topic!

Why dont they ask people to make pictures of their pets and send them to the company that makes the cardS?

[jokestr2004]

Because Slaking would get his lawyer.

Why are there Aipoms in RuRoUnI kEnShIn?/!//$/^%#@$@^%

[lil' jose]

Because they want to live in hollywood silly!!!!

Why does my dog look like Mightyana?

[jokestr2004]

Because it got a DNA transplant and changed drastically.

Why come my Venusaur's name is Bkjsdngisrgj?

[Shinin]

becuz u is crazy

if pokemon were real, would i have a million dollars?

[jokestr2004]

Yes because I ate Hitmonlee's atoms apple...

Iz da media a Stantlerrrrr?????!!

[Shinin]

possibly o_O

If seven Mareeps die, who will live?


i'm running out of stupid questions...

[ryrygt]

THEN THE LORD OF FIRE WILL CONQUER HEHEHEHEHEHE

who stole the cookies from the cookie jar???

[Amy-chan]

An evil scientist who will turn them into monsters.
Why does Pikachu have such long ears?

[Jirachi3]

because thats not a stupid question.

if 1 pikachu died then how many pikachus died?

[Purin]

None. Because it was a reflection on a pond and the real one was acting.

Why do I insist that the above answer is correct?

[CyberRaichu]

Because you need an excuse to keep playing
Where does Gary get all that hair gel?

[jokestr2004]

He steals it from Koga, its all over the news you fool!

Whats teh difference between a Bananer and a ScytherrrRr?!!?!?!?

[AngelWolfie]

A banana is yellow, a scyther is not unless it fell into a septic tank 0o;;

Why is my computer telling me to do the chicken dance?

[Jirachi3]

Becuse thats not about pokemon.

Why are you so stupid?

[ryrygt]

cuz an eggsecutor threw a coconut on him....(sorry if i can't spell it right)

is there a mewthree???

[Amy-chan]

Yes,but to get it you need mew4,which you can't get..

Why did Eevee turn into a rock?

[ryrygt]

so he could have another evoltion......it's called rockeon...

if pikachu was president what laws would he make???

[Fox_Die]

cheese would be an illegal substance

Why is pikachu small?

[ryrygt]

eats small cheese...he's a small guy...(WHO BROUGHT UP THIS STUPID CHEESE STUFF ANYWAY......*sigh* but i guess i'm using it too....i'm guilty.....)

whos the oldest pokemon???

[Intuition]

professor Oak.. Who changed into a human when he catched bulbasaur

[Masterofthelight]

Misty's shoe.

What's Ash's shoe size?

[ryrygt]

it's a size 22...like i see ash trip over his shoes every episode almost...

wut would yugioh and pokemon be like fused???

[lil' jose]

like the end of the world!

why does pokemon eat bill gates?

[ryrygt]

cuz the pokemon want to crush all of microsofts competition so ppl will buy more gameboys then buy more pokemon games....(duh)

which pokemon would want to eat bill gates first and why???

[jokestr2004]

Pssh, YOU of course, because I rule the world...

Am Groudon a DiGiMoNnnnnnnnN?

[ryrygt]

yes cuz he stopped in the name of love...

who, what, where, why, and when???

[Imakuni?]

who: imakuni? wat: alien where: y do u wanna know... stalker why: cuz i said!
when: now.

[Jirachi3]

I dunno...

What the heck did you just say?

[Shinin]

a rabbit died

what is the meaning of life?

[ryrygt]

the meaning is simple my dear boy *takes out a smoking pipe* well we are all PAWNS IN A GAME OF CHESS, TEHSE TWO GUYS CALLED NAR AND CHICKADEE ARE PLAYING A VERY LONG GAME....NO ONE KNOWS WHEN THE GAME WILL END...and that my dear boy is why i eat cheese...

if raichu evolved wut would it look like and wut would his name be???

[Imakuni?]

pikablu and it would be a waxing two headed baby!

i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish why?

[Jirachi3]

Because he was the only one with the combinaion to your safe.

Mom:"Why did Ash eat the moldy cheeseburger?WHY?"*Cries:'( over her sons death:dead:*:D

[lil' jose]

Because he is stupider than the poopsmith

Why does pikachu so fat

[Imakuni?]

coke

what in hecks name is a waxing two headed baby?

[Jirachi3]

Coke :D


Why is everybody a pawn in a game of chess that lasts a really long time instead of kings in a game of checkers that lasts 5 hours?

[lil' jose]

Because jirachi doesnt want it to end, so it doesn't.

WHy Milotic basketball

[Imakuni?]

cus that doenst make sense.
why did pikachu eat a guitar???

[Jirachi3]

because I like moldy cheesebugers.

Is a fart considered a legendary pokemon?

[Imakuni?]

sure as heck it is

who am i is?

[Jirachi3]

A guy with bad grammer.

Why am I running out of stupid pokemon questions?

[Imakuni?]

cuz ur a waxing two headed baby

why is HE running out of stupid pokemon questions?

[Shinin]

gliadgsjklhfgdjklfdsakjfsda

?

[ryrygt]

in conclusion that's why u like marshilade..

does a waxing two headed baby have a name???

[Shinin]

yup, its called Waxortanaticolorizationating.

If a Dratini died, where would they bury the survivors?

[IceKitten]

In a cheese factory

How come Absol learns Crunch?

[lil' jose]

Cause I ate a crunch bar

why does I type like a dratttine?

[IceKitten]

Because Ditto ate Metagross


Why did Castform jump off the cliff?

[Jacob Madrox]

So it would rain

Why is a pikachu blue?

[IceKitten]

Because Castform made it rain and made Pikachu blue

Why is Marill yellow?

[lil' jose]

Because It ate raichu. (that is why it is so fat silly goose)

why doesn't luke fromGeneral Hospital kill alakazam

[IceKitten]

Because Alakazam is to busy eating cheese with it's spoons madhead :P


How come Pichu learns Earthquake at level 99 if u make hold Thunderstone?

[lil' jose]

Because he is a flying/ice type

why is mr.mime a pimp?

[IceKitten]

Because it found a Ditto with Double Team

How come Wurmple is so strong?

[lil' jose]

Because it thinks big

Why do pidgeots eat magicarp? (it says in the old handbook for kids that pokemon don't die, but when pidgeot eats a magikarp it dies)

[IceKitten]

Because it can Fly and Podgeot can't, such a tragic accident that happened on purpose =P

How come Jirachi tied some ballons to it's back when it was digging underground?

[lil' jose]

So that it became a craNE

why does mountain dew drink porkachu

[IceKitten]

So it can mix it with Salamince pie

How come I walked through an invisible wall that Raikou made?

[Shinin]

who cares

why am i bored?

[lil' jose]

Because you won't stay on topic

Why does Deoxys eat fire?

[ryrygt]

as nature would call sometimes he gets hungry...FOR ANYTHING...

how come the people in Japan are always ahead of US???

[Porygon]

Because we have to filter and translate XD

I know Porygon is never to be seen again, but why can't they at least show Porygon2?

[jokestr2004]

Because I is not the with not a am is not with to a not am is there why fat, you baffooooon!

Is a Mankey a fLaShLiGhthThtHThthdjfng?

[ryrygt]

no it's me silly goose...ALSO MINE.....

why doesn't all of ash's pokemon evolve...i mean they been with him so long .......

[Porygon]

Because it wouldn't be the series if Ash won with powerful Pokémon!

Pikachu?

[Shinin]

a rabbit!

y did i run out of stupid questions?

[ryrygt]

that is still a stupid question cuz......NO ONE WILL RUN OUT OF STUPID QUESTOINS MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH .........at least i won't...

is there a hamster pokemon???

[IceKitten]

Yes it's called Hamtarochan

What move does Hamtarochan learn through breeding with hrgrhjhggcheeserox?

[lil' jose]

It learns how to poopsnick!

Why does Hitmochu eat hitmolecahn?

[Porygon]

Because it's tasty!

Why is Wailord so much bigger than a Diglett?

[Shinin]

because diglett is bigger (duh)!!!

?

[jokestr2004]

!

iS i A z00m PoKeMoN??!?!/1/!?!11/1/21/12412546746

[shaz3d]

Who would know

Why can Magikarp swim?

[fudge01]

Shaz thats an easy one because it has no fins and its a elEpHaNt type!

o yeah why are pokémon, pokémon

[shaz3d]

Beacause the other ideas were stolen

What is a pokecentre

[fudge01]

A place where you take your pokemon to have a dunk!!!!!!!

why is snorlaz SUPERSIZED!!!!!!!!

[shaz3d]

A place where you take your pokemon to have a dunk!!!!!!!

why is snorlaz SUPERSIZED!!!!!!!!


Cause he had fudge01 up his a##

Why is fudge01 like a snorlax

[fudge01]

Cause he ate to much fudge :P

wy is shaz3d like a gonbe

[shaz3d]

cause they eat my garbage that i talk

Why is Fudge01 like a shellder

[fudge01]

Cause he is trying to hide away from shaz3ds garbage that he is talking

why is bulbasaur green?

[shaz3d]

cause hes not blue!!!!!!!

[Fox_Die]

Purple

Why does mighteneya look like a dog?

[Master]

Purple

Why does mighteneya look like a dog?

Because he is a wolf!

Do cat's chase pikachu?

[Shinin]

only when they are dry

if a rabbit eats cheese, who will be eliminated?

[ryrygt]

u cuzz u did enhanced nar mode on ur picture of insquinity...(chickadees will rule the world)

when will chickadees rule the world

[Shinin]

... *gets hit on the head with a coconut* Kanufrutesstoneahappylee!

Why are Trix for kids?

[Rated R Superstar™]

Um,because Trix was invented by Me,? and i'm a kid/teen? Um...i think my oven is on fire?...

[Shinin]

u were supposed 2 ask a stupid question


if a stantler falls on a jynx, who will they bury the surviving pigs?

[ryrygt]

they would burry a porche with a pikachu decal in the ground

is it true that there is only three legendary dogs???(suicune, raiku, entei) or was there more??

[Jeremy]

Yes the un-legendary shifters! Ditto, Castform, and uhhh...

What would happen if you feed your momma a Pokédex, while letting Pikachu tell you what to do?

[ryrygt]

chaos would happen that's wut

can ditto turn into a billion dollars???

[lil' jose]

Yeah he can! GO catch one and tell him to!

Can snorlax eat the moon?

[ScArLetSkye]

'Course it can! Except it has to wait for it to be a cresent moon, 'cause then it tastes like a croissant! ^^

Can Ash turn purple?

[Jirachi3]

:laugh: If he eats your cooking he can! :laugh:

Why did pikachu whizz on Ash's pokedex then blame it on Brock?

[ryrygt]

cuz thatz the way the world goes round silly goose

are narnians pokemon too???

[jynx]

Course! Everything on earth is Pokemon!!

Does Carole Boston Weatherford and Psyduck have the same amount of IQ?

[ryrygt]

nope, cuz everyone is different, no two ppl are the same.

why don't pokemon wear spike shoes ??

[IceKitten]

Because they would tickle

Why can't Salamence learn Ice Beam?

[BlackDragonite]

because salamence thinks that the ice beam will eat him in his sleep.

Is mareep a basic pokemon?

[Shinin]

no, its a stage 43

why do charizard chase hares?

[ryrygt]

cuz it saw a cartoon and got the idea that to be cool you have to chase things....(hares)

am i the best pokemon trainer???

[T-Master]

No, because I am. T_T

Why did the dead Pikachu cross the road? o_O;;

[tmbjr]

cuz it was really a Gyarados

Who is Mewtwo's brother?

[Pink]

Zapdos can't you see the resemblance >_>.
What does Pichu evolve into? XD.

[fudge01]

MAN THATS AN EASY ONE of course it evolves into igglybuff they look exactly the same
What are pokemon?

[Pink]

Simple there umm...Very slow monters XD.
What is the purpose of the water stone?

[Flygon trainer]

To turn you into water

why does Bagon commit suicide?

[Jirachi3]

because I told him to.

Why is everything pokemon?

[tmbjr]

cuz yo' Momma!

Why can't Diglett fly?

[Jacob Madrox]

because I grabbed an axe

why is gyrados small?

[tmbjr]

cuz Magikarp slapped him too many times

Why is Ash's Pikachu the spawn of Satan?

[Jacob Madrox]

Because I am too!

why am I the spawn of satan?

[tmbjr]

cuz Mewtwo is controling your mind

Has Snorlax ever tried Atkins?

[ryrygt]

yup, he tried it 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times.....in snorlax times....

himnotep???

[jokestr2004]

petonmih...

Whats the difference between Ashhh and another shade of ReD and Blue??

[tmbjr]

Brown!!

How much wood would a rattata chuck if a rattata could chuck wood?

[jokestr2004]

nOnE!

How much sticks would a Farfetch'd fetch if a Farfetch'd could fetch sticks?

[tmbjr]

2,372.65 to be exact

What do you get if you cross a Slowpoke with a Shellder?

[jokestr2004]

A Pupitar!

Iz therre a Team Aqua Member in Team MaGnAM+AmamAAasmA?

[ryrygt]

yea it's a guy called himnotep

woopsi daisy???

[Jacob Madrox]

MOO!!!!

Why is Pikachu the leading cause of phellings diease?

[Shinin]

dunno

why do girafarig act like lemmings?

[tmbjr]

cuz Lemmings are really Nurse Joy in disguise

Why is a shiney Crobat pink?

[Nightfire]

just because.... :P

why is celebi so cute?

[Jacob Madrox]

Cause I am too! :laugh:

Why am I psycho?

[Jirachi3]

Because pikachu is.

Why is pikachu the spawn of the spawn of the spawn of satan?

[CyberRaichu]

Because three fundamentalists in Iowa say so

Why in the world does machop need a focus band?

[Jacob Madrox]

Because I said moo

Why is Pikachu red and charizard yellow?

[Blitz~2005]

coz picachu ate to much tomato souce (katchup) and charazard got peed on

y is bulbasaur*sp* a starter

[Jacob Madrox]

Cause Me and Skarmory ate Clefairy!

Why is Skarmory blue?

[Blitz~2005]

becoz its a retart

y are there grass pokemon?¿?

[Jacob Madrox]

for me to smoke em! lol J/k

Why is there Steel type pokemon?

[Fox_Die]

^ To cut the grass with

< Where did brock loose his eyes?

[Jacob Madrox]

Cause He saw Misty!

why is Gyrados the smallest of all pokemon?

[Fox_Die]

^ cuz he has no feet XD

< Why does luvdisk look like a bean?

[Jacob Madrox]

Cause I smashed him! :P

why does Blaziken run with a hatchet?

[Fox_Die]

^ cuz it makes him run faster

< Why is jirachi soooo small

[Jacob Madrox]

(dude, he actually is kinda small, its supposed to be stupid questions)

Why did I poke Skarmory and then he killed me?

[Shinin]

becuz u r a stupid loser idiot that is a liar!!!!!! j/k lol!!!!

if i killed articuno, would i survivors?

[Jacob Madrox]

no, because then I got revenge for articuno! :laugh:

Why do me and Snorlax look alike?

[Fox_Die]

^ cuz you both sooo skinny

< how can skamoray fly if it is metal?

[KLS]

because skarmory ate too many marshmallows

why do all pokemons look like roasted marshamllows?

[Light Angel]

Because they eat a lot of clouds!

Why is Slowpoke slow?

[T-Master]

Because if it were called Fastpoke, people would get the wrong impression... =_=

*someone shouts "HENTAI!"* o_O;;

Why does Flygon have wings?

[tmbjr]

so it can fly!

don't you know that Hentai references are against the rules of PC?

[T-Master]

Uh no, I just knew that it meant pervert in japanese. =_=

By god, it's not like I'm posting pictures.

[tmbjr]

I know...that's why I let you slide, I'm a hentai pervert myself. XD

Who wants me to shut up now?

[ryrygt]

yall are 13 year old pervs so shut up

why did T-Master say *someone shouts "HENTAI!"* o_O;;(wut the **** does that have to do with anything)

[tmbjr]

cuz I'm 17 a 17 y/o perv, not a 13 y/o perv.

Can we go back on topic now?

[Fox_Die]

^ maybe

how can gary drive a car when he is like 12/13?

[Shinin]

he didnt

if a blaziken ate its own egg, would it die?

[jokestr2004]

No he'd just grow bananerz out of his fists and eat em

Is everything like a banana except for Donphan's GrAnDMaAMAM?

[Shinin]

GrAnDMaAMAM is a word? !

y can phanpy learn water gun in crystal?

[Jacob Madrox]

because I said Hentai :P

Why is snorlax the skinniest pokemon?

[Fox_Die]

because he is overweight

why is there a ball on marils tail?

[Jacob Madrox]

heheheh...Cause I like to play pool with him!

why it there a square on Marills tail?

[Shinin]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

????????????

[Jacob Madrox]

wtf? lol

lhsgfokjgfkajhgkj

[jokestr2004]

Thats easy. I forgot.

Is Ash a FuLL gRoWn MAnNnNn?

[Jacob Madrox]

Hes a full grown woman! XD

ihdfkhfoauhgoufvn;ghvujhgv

[jokestr2004]

I wear gloves for 3 seconds a day too!

Is this man making out with MayYyuYy?

[Jacob Madrox]

Talking about me? yeah XD

why did Gyrados eat Inu Yasha?

[jokestr2004]

Because the Mafia was after him

Is me raising muffins from a TuRkEy BaStEr, with a Miltank by my side?

[Jacob Madrox]

moo!!!


kdsvlkfvlk MOO?

[jokestr2004]

I forgot (duhh!)

Boy isnt the moon shining bright tonight? (Pokemon Style!)

[tmbjr]

yes it is...*puts on sunglasses*

Why is Pichu so darn powerful?

[ryrygt]

when he was a mere pichu he got in a chemical accident(like most super heroes we know) what happened was he mother, ryhorn, and his father, castaform, had a labratory. One day they were experimenting with some potions. Castaform was a making a potion called "the best pokemon in ash's party no matter what other pokemon he has like charizard etc. Well, he dropped it on pikachu, we don't know why we think that castaform was drunk.

Like my story?

[jokestr2004]

Yeah I liked it because it was long and pOiNtLeSs

It it turning grayyyyYyY?

[Ninetales]

What do you mean, the sky or my Steelix? *looks at Steelix* Oops, it's already gray.

Why does Kadabra always hold a spoon?

[tmbjr]

just in case it runs into an uneaten bowl of cereal in the road.

What is Kadabra's favorite kind of cereal?

[Shinin]

Timmy-O's!

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

[ryrygt]

yes, if it says pokemon on the straight jacket :)

if pikachu got amazing powers to turn pikasaiyan 2, what kind of bookmarks would he make??

[Hinoshi-chan]

>=3 the many book marks of cheese, all hale neo cheese pokemon type o.O

If magikarp were to become a opera singer, woul it need to go to the bermunda triangle?

[tmbjr]

No, cuz it'd still suck much.

If a Ditto battled a Ditto, who would win?

[IceKitten]

Ditto

Is Ditto the gayest pokémon eva?

[tmbjr]

No...because the Hitmon family is (all three of them are males...how do they reproduce?)

If I was bitten by a radioactive Spinarak, would I become SpinarakMan?

[PGN]

Yes

If I bounced on a Snorlax's stomach, would I tear though his stomach or will he just barf?


~PGN, Answering and asking a ver stupid question

[IceKitten]

U would make it want more ch€€se

What is Snorlaxe's fav f00d?

[digimastertwo]

CHEESE!

is absol white?

[Ninetales]

What, you mean as in Caucasian? Uhhh... no.

Why do Pichu like apples so much?

[tmbjr]

cuz it is better than broccoli XP

Why isn't Yugi a pokemon trainer?

[jokestr2004]

Because Joey is and he has lots of CHeese types

Why is cheese so darn popular in these partsz? (Pokemon Style!!)

[tmbjr]

cuz Cheeese is the official food of the Feebas Fan club XD

If a Magikarp gets killed by his trainer and comes back as a Gastly, will the Gastly find the trainer and kill him?

[Fox_Die]

yes, aahh there is a gastly chasing me!

can pokemon use computers?

[ryrygt]

yep, dunsparce made up mp3 players and palm pilots, he also invented the internet. as for the other pokemon they can't even spell computer, heck all they can spell is cheese.

how come ash and them never go to school? wouldn't their generation be dumb?

[tmbjr]

Ash and them don't go to school cuz they are highly advanced (well at least Brock and Misty are XD)

Is Lunatone made of cheeese?

[Shinin]

no, its made of green cheese!

r u EVIL?!?

[Blitz~2005]

what is evill :?

y do pokemon only say there name

[swordkirby537]

because it would be wierd if the said your great uncle's name.

Why are these topics so popular?

[tmbjr]

Because Mewtwo has psychic control over it.

Why is Feebas soo cool?

[lil' jose]

Cause he lives in antarctica!

Whay does gary park his car on may's buttifly?

[PGN]

So he could practice saying "ummm... I DIDN'T DO IT!!" and driving away



Why did the wailord jump off a building?

[ryrygt]

he didn't jump off silly, he fell off the building and that building happened to be the twin towers...everyone thought airplanes crashed into them, but no. Wailord had explosives in him and when he jumped off, the towers went bye bye :)

who wut who wut dong put that dong?

[jynx]

I thought that I knew every language in the world, but I don't understand yours!

Did you make your own language?

[IceKitten]

Yes he did

How c0me Oddish can learn Zap-Cann0n0NoN?

[tmbjr]

cuz it thinks it is cool like Pikachu

When will Grumpigs fly?

[Toothache]

At level 103, when they evolve into Wingpig!!

Why did the Combusken cross the road?

[lil' jose]

So that it could be a pidgey! (duh)

Why does may ownzs all the ashs?

[ryrygt]

snarf chickadees and kestral ...tee hee....(silly goose)...may owns nothing, 0 , zip haha wut a loser

how many snarfs will get u to eat twelve tropius'

[jynx]

Millions and millions!

Why does Lapras hate cheese?

[BladeForever]

because water tastes better of course...

why cant Charizard talk?

[IceKitten]

Because water c0mes out of it's mouth

Why did Glalie roll the 1-sided dice? o_O

[PGN]

You mean möbious strip, and it was bored so it decided to roll a heightless object :-p

lez ounei warrandeff auqinorr amidrimmenn?

[ryrygt]

yup yup yup, that's a keeper alright

who'd u wanna kill?

[lil' jose]

Bill!

Why does Surfing Pikachu not learn Fly?

[tmbjr]

because that's what Pidgeots are for!

Whiche end is the front end of a Girafarig?

[jokestr2004]

The side... of course.

Whats is the a Pokemon?!?!?!?!?

[lil' jose]

A Thendo!

Why does my kids next door eat my wailord?

[tmbjr]

cuz it was basted in butter!

Who let the Poochyenas out?

[ryrygt]

WOOF, WOOF WOOF WOOF

does hitmonchan have a philosophy?

[Fox_Die]

^ yes

> If you gave a pichu a pencil, would it be able to write?

[Ninetales]

No, but if you gave it a paintbrush, it might start a gang and do graffiti on the walls!

Why does the Pokedex say that Onix turns black but no matter how many times I level it up, it's still gray?