Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

[IceKitten]

Because it wants to evolve into jfnvuubvuvbbvbyix

How many pieces of cheese does it take?

[Ninetales]

To do what, build a cheese monument in Donut City?

What's the purpose of the design on Xatu's body?

[lil' jose]

To eat its pizza parasites

Why does mew32948457982745094735 want to blow mew up?

[Cyndaquil]

Because it want to look at itself.

Why does Brock like Brunos Pokemon?

[Toothache]

Cos Bruno is secretly a Rock type trainer :-p

How much Sudowoodo could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck Sudowoodo?

[tmbjr]

it can't chuck a sudowoodo, cuz Sudowoodo isn't chuckable O_o

If Lance was a superhero, what would his superpower be?

[Cyndaquil]

Pokeball-bombarding... ^^

Why is not Lance bored for staying at the same little place in infinine time in the E4!? (Had always wondered that! :P

[tmbjr]

Cuz he brought magazines to read...

who is Mew's daddY?

[Cyndaquil]

Mewtwo... Or not, Mewtwo is her's son, or... or... eh, Lance! ^^

Who is Mewtwo's daddy? :P

[Jeremy]

Mewthree! The attractive sister's cousin's roommate of Mew4.0!

Uhh is Pokémon legal?

[lil' jose]

No it is just like drugs.

Is Homestar Runner a pokeman?

[PichuSecretBase]

No he's a Digimon!

Will Almond From Magical Pokemon Journey marry Ash?

[lil' jose]

Yeah man!

Is pokemon proffeser pikakachu a toyokamon?

[Cyndaquil]

No, it's a Ditto transformed into a Pikakachu...

How many magazines does Lance brought with him?

[igtica]

Enough to keep up on the recent fashion updates.

Why does Prof. Oak like cheese and tea?

[Cyndaquil]

I asked how many magazines Lance broght with him, not anything other... <.<
But your answer: Because Gary don not...

How many magazines does Lance brought with him?

[ryrygt]

this many (holds up fingers)

is pikachu or bulbasaur or aipom part of the snarf, me, and the twins club?

[Cyndaquil]

No, because Pikachu, Bulbasaur and Aipom are not the same type...

Why does not Lance brough more magazines than 10?

[+el_pal]

Because Lance doesn't know what the next number after ten is.

Why does Lance not know what the next number after ten is?

[lil' jose]

Cause his dragonite never taught him!

WHy is pudding resemble muk?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

because muk was originally a cup of pudding that expired and joined with 205 more puudings that made it so big.

Why Isn't Ash a girl?

[tmbjr]

because his daddy doesn't have an X chomosome.

Who is Ash's dad?

[Blitz~2005]

his mum is his dad

who is ashes real mum

[Intuition]

Misty.. Se did it with an ape.. That's why ash lookes and behaves like one!

How many Mew's are there?

[jynx]

I think its 386 Mews.

Why does Ash like ketchup?

[Pincushion]

Because he likes hotdogs?

How'd you get picachu on a bus?

[ryrygt]

i snarfed and i sanrfed and i blew his house down......so he had to live in a bus like a hippy :) teehe*

mesa no salsa like a taraban bulbasaur right?

[jynx]

I thought he liked Kantoan Bulbasaur!

How can I put a Wailord in a fridge?

[tmbjr]

buy a really big refridgerator.

What came first, the Pidgey or the Egg?

[ryrygt]

well my dear lad *smokes another pipe* back in 72 my grandpa told me a pretty dang good story so here it goes...THE SNARF CAME FIRST ...yep that's about it...

can i use oust (air freshener) on gloom??

[Eliana]

how many machop does it take to switch a lightbulb? XD

[Pincushion]

eh 2 one to stand by the switch the other to put the new one in!

Knock Knock whos there?

[Eliana]

Whos there?
I wanna do my knock kncok joke next!

[jynx]

Jynx's there.

Why can't you take baths with your Pokemon?

[Eliana]

because their pokeballs dont float? lol that made no sense did it?

[Cyndaquil]

Yes, I do.

Why does this thread is funny?

[Eliana]

Because the Swablus are pecking at it lol
Knock knock!

[Blitz~2005]

who's there ??????????????????

[Eliana]

CAT!
Lol This is very badly thought of o_0

[jynx]

Re eliana: Where's your question? (Its in your mind)
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Can a Lapras read eliana's mind?

[Eliana]

lol im in thr middle of a knock knock joke

[+el_pal]

Back on track: Cat who? (to Eli)

[Eliana]

Cat Er.........pie! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryrygt]

haha.........not........u guys screwed this thread........neway.........

how come my goldfish died????????

[Eliana]

cuz Muk- muked up the water :P
um.... i cant think of anythign lol

[Ninetales]

Well, if you can't come up with anything...

Is there a way to get Eevee to evolve if I can't make it happy or find a stone?

[Eliana]

um i dont think so but ask alakazam hes like a super computer y'know

[ryrygt]

eliana would u stop messing up this thread geez just make up a question anything for Pete's sake...whos ur uncle...

why isn't pikachu black?

[Fox_Die]

^ because its blue XD

> how many eyes does araidos have?

[Eliana]

More then Spinirak and geez ryrygt chill im not trying to mess anything up....
why did the spearow cross the road?

[+el_pal]

So he could be run over.

Why didn't Mewtwo get a broken arm?

[Eliana]

because he cann recover XD
Why was lugia angry at magikarp?

[+el_pal]

Because Magikarp said that he despised him
Why doesn't Ash be named Timmy?! (lol, that was bad)

[Eliana]

lol because other wise he wouldnt be the chosen one :P

why is misty called misty?

[+el_pal]

Because her head is filled with mist :P

Why didn't May kill Absol when she had the chance? XD

[Eliana]

Because....uh......she caught it! lol what do magikarp and torkoal have in common?

[+el_pal]

They are both Pokemon XD
Why doesn't Syther kill me?! lol

[Eliana]

because scyther is "nicer" lol!
Um what is the difference betwen plusle and minun?

[+el_pal]

One is not a moron XD
Why is Syther so nice not to kill me?!

[Eliana]

because his name rhymes with nicer! lol!
Uhhhh hiow long does it take machamp to do his homework?

[Mudkip84]

I don`t think he does....

Why do mudkip like Peaches?

[Eliana]

because they are uhhhhhhhh watery? lol
Why did the treecko hit the torchik with his stick?

[jynx]

Cause he want to know if the stick works!

Why did Gardevoir hit Jynx with a tennis racket?

[ryrygt]

cuz jynx tried to kiss gardevoir

does bulbasaur have snarf me and the twins collection?

[jynx]

I thought it has to kick you instead!

How come Lorelei looks so different from time to time?

[tmbjr]

Because she's really a Ditto

Why do they call Ho-oh a rainbow pokemon when it really only has like three colors on it: red, orange, yellow

[jynx]

Coz the cartoon ran out of colors...

What kind of food does Jynx like?

[jokestr2004]

Vanilla Ice :P

How is Ash a Max without first catching a Gary from Mistywood City?!?!?!?!?

[jynx]

Coz he is Max. (He used double team in TV)

Why does Lorelei have big yucky horrible b0()p$?

[Eliana]

Ummmm thats kind of inapropriate Jynx.....

[tmbjr]

her boobies aren't yucky...some people find them attractive...

Why did the Combusken cross the road?

[Eliana]

Gyuys sorry im gonna have to leave this topic....if i am not mistanken that was hentai...... sorry i just dont want to get in trouble if someone says its okay il come back....

[tmbjr]

come on...if anyone knows Hentai, I do, and that is not near as bad as real hentai. Real hentai is pictures of naked anime characters, uhh...doing it.

Just commenting on an anime girl's breasts isn't that bad. But if that kind of stuff offends, I can add a rule forbidding that kind of talk...I'm this forum's moderator, I can do that.

back on topic: Why did the Combusken cross the road?

[jokestr2004]

(ohno! dont do that! :P )
So he could get to Home Depot on the other side..

Why did the Onyx make the traffic all slow and congested?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Cause he wanted to.:P

Why is Ash Ketchup always get lost???/

[ryrygt]

cuz history tends to repeat itself

if pikachu was a girl...would it have chocobos coming out of its ear?

[Golden Groudon]

A:I'd hate to think of that.
Q:Why does groudon battle kyogre and gets all muddy?

[Ninetales]

That's because Groudon's stupid and always fights in the rain and forgets to wear galoshes.

Uhhh... Where do rainbows come from?

[tmbjr]

Ho-oh poops the rainbow out.

Why is Sunkern so uber?

[ryrygt]

cuz his name is bruce almighty

What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us?

[Eliana]

Okay i guess im back! :P
He would probably be part of the Elite four XD
What did the Crystal Version say to the Yellow Version?

[tmbjr]

I'm leeter than j00!!!111

Why does Dragonite use Hyper Beam on it's opponent?

[Eliana]

Because it was it was hyperactive! :P
why did the pidgey sand attack the gyarados?

[jynx]

Gyuys sorry im gonna have to leave this topic....if i am not mistanken that was hentai...... sorry i just dont want to get in trouble if someone says its okay il come back....
That's not even PG! o_O||||
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>why did the pidgey sand attack the gyarados?
Coz it wants Gyarados's teeth to be yellow.

Why didn't Gyarados's teeth turn yellow?

[Jacob Madrox]

lol Xd because he didnt eat his cabbage when he was younger!

Why is Scyther Fire type?

[Soph]

Because ash ketchum owned it.

Why?

[tmbjr]

Cuz Steven Said so!

Why is Misty soo feminine?

[Soph]

she went to boarding school.

why did my pokemon scratch me?

[Jacob Madrox]

Becuase it licked me

Why did Skamory eat me?

[Ninetales]

It figured it could use the iron in your body...

HELP!! My Jigglypuff popped while inflating itself! What should I do?

[jynx]

You should pump it with a fish tank pump.

Why did Haunter and Duskull kick me at the same time?

[Jacob Madrox]

Because I payed them to! :laugh:

why is Skarmory blue?

[jynx]

Coz I painted it with acrylic, and found out that acrylic is insoluble in water.

Why is Carole Boston Weatherford's IQ lower than Slowpoke?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Q:Why is Carole Boston Weatherford's IQ lower than Slowpoke?

A:Because Carole Boston Weatherford never completed elementary school.

Q:Who is Carole Boston Weatherford?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[ryrygt]

she is disguised as a hamster who is really disguised as cheese!

does www.pikachusnarfedmarharharhar.org exist?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Yes, It exist! It doesn't exist on your computer because you didn't give your computer drink coke!

How many litres of coke do computers drink regularly?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[tmbjr]

17

Why is Slowpoke soo friggin' fast?

[rayquaza master z]

becase it was caugt in a fast ball

y are unknown called unknown if theyv already been seen?

[jynx]

Because the people who translate it are stupid!

How come Gardevoir's French but Articuno Spanish?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Because their both Italian!

Why isn't Ash a potato?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[Fox_Die]

^ because he is a carrot

> Where did brock leave his eyes?

[ryrygt]

he left it at an electabuzz stadium when he was little, and the people on the electabuzz team use his eyes as baseballs now..

Can you encounter a rattata in a hamtaro worlld???

[rayquaza master z]

no gust alot of talking rats

wen entei holws it makes eruptions will it create caos if it sceams?

[Fox_Die]

^ To do what, build a cheese monument in Donut City?

> What's the purpose of the design on Xatu's body?

[rayquaza master z]

to look like some mexican with that thing they always put on themselves
y does deoxys have three differnt forms?

[Fox_Die]

^ So that it won't get recognised by the police after it robs a doughnut factory

> which pokemon has 8 eyes?

[rayquaza master z]

a aridos with 3 pares of glasses

I wonder how much cofe noctawol's drink to make them stay up day,night?

[Fox_Die]

^ 13.789583 liters each day

> Why is pikachu yellow?

[Eliana]

Because hes not another color lol
Why did poliwag hit geodude?

[ryrygt]

u know wut *smokes another pipe* this reminds me of a story that my grandpa told me that has nothing to do with that. U want me to tell it? Well here it goes...haha loser...

which pilll should pikachu take: the red one ...or the blue one...?"said morpheus"

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

The red one!

Are pokemon animals or mammals?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[ryrygt]

neither their mainimals XD

if dropped a kakuna and a metapod off the empire state building at the same time...who would buy a soft pretzel at the bottom first?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Neither...They aren't evolved yet! And they can talk either!

Why is pokemon called pocket monsters?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[Fox_Die]

^ just in case they run into an uneaten bowl of cereal in the road.

> What is Kadabra's favorite kind of cereal?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

They like to eat Si-Kik's! They taste great! And sound exactly like Psychic!

Why are there so many wild pokemon?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[Fox_Die]

^ So that Ash can catch 'em all XD

> Why is Brendan's hair white?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Because he's 500 years of age!

Who's Brendan?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[Fox_Die]

^ The boy from pokemon ruby/saphire

> Why do pikachus' have red cheeks

[ryrygt]

it's a shy little mouse...always shy and emberrassed ...

does pokemon have anything to do with a fake brtiney spears singing sensation called "britney britney"

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Yes! Brintey Spears Is a Ditto!

How many dittoes does it take to duplicate a ditto?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[rayquaza master z]

gust two

what pokemon actualy has 7 eyes

[ryrygt]

well u can clearly see that...ur an octillary in disguise...but little do we know that octillary's eyes aren't really real, the real eyes are on his tentacles...u say he has 8 tentacles? well every octiallry actually only has 7 tentacles :laugh:

who uses enhanced mode for this pokemon forum?
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BTW MysticGrandpaGohan I like ur sig :)

[tmbjr]

I do...

Why is gyarados looking at me hungrily?

[ryrygt]

cuz...T-T-T-THAT IS SICK!!!....and u smell like cheese :)

does pikachu have spidy powers????

[tmbjr]

Yes it does, just like Spinarak...

Who's the coolest Gym leader?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Lance!! of course!

What is Ash's job other than being a "Pokemon Master"?

Thanks, ryrygt!

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[jynx]

An actor!

How come Ash always have 2pats of mud on his face?

[mewruler]

Because he plays in mud

Why is the sky pink

[jynx]

Cause its full of Jigglypuffs!

Is Jigglypuff/Jynx/Lapras/Misdreavus good at singing?

[Eliana]

yes, but everyone falls asleep during jigglypuffs performances! :D
Why did magikarp flop?

[Fox_Die]

^ because it can't swim

> where does treeko get its twig from?

[Eliana]

For a berry tree XD
Why did bulbasaur get up early?

[Fox_Die]

^ To eat some worms

> How come snorlax has such big feet?

[Eliana]

to mush up his food XD
Erm why did jynx slap mr. mime

[Fox_Die]

^ because alakazam made it

> Who gave Ash his hat?

[Eliana]

Noone- mankey ate it! XDXDXDXD
Er m why did the spearow domirror move?

[Fox_Die]

^ because it ate a pokeball

> why doesn't Charmnader like to drink water?

[Jolty-kun]

Because it dosent!

Why is this thread called Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)?

[Eliana]

Because the person who made it felt like it!
XD
Why isnt pikachu POSTING!

[Fox_Die]

^ because I have a girly avatar XD

> How do pokemon fit into the pokeballs?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

They get zapped by this "reddish light"(actually a naughty 4 year old kid with a super strong laser pointer)which hurts the pokemon so much that the pokemon shrinks into thin air!

Why does Ash later on become a girl?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[Sankari]

Do you mean when he tried to get in Erika's gym? In that case, so he could battle Erika without her knowing that it's him who she met and figured out he hated perfume, and so do eye XP it's nasty. Or, he thought he looked good in a blonde wig and wanted to show everyone in the gym.

Why do pokemon only say their names, growl or screech?

[Fox_Die]

^ because they roar too

> Who would win in a fight Charizard or Mudkip?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Mudkip! Because all he had to do was put the fire out of Charizard's tail, then Charizard realizes that the fire on his tail is out, so he Fire Blast's his tail, which hurts himself so much that he fainted...

Why does the world turn to ash but actually turns to Ash?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[Jaden Korr]

Because it felt like it.

Why does Nosepass have babe appeal?

[jynx]

Because it is scary.

Why did that male Alakazam made Jynx hit Mr. Mime?

[jokestr2004]

Because that male Charizard was smoking weed over there with the female Nidoking (o.o) and then all the Unowns got mad

Whats Elm's freakin problem?!?

[Jaden Korr]

An Alakazam gave him permanent brain damage.

Why is Horsea red?

[shining_light]

because it ate mr. mime.

Why is Mr. Mime Red/blue?

~Lil' Schu

[jokestr2004]

Because umm he fell in two buckets of paint?

Do I deserve to die?!?! (say yes!)

[rayquaza master z]

uhh yea i gess

y do alacazams cary around spoons?

[Jaden Korr]

So it can eat cereal.

Why does Rayquaza look like a clown.

[Eliana]

HEY! I RESENT THAT! RAYQUAZA DOESNT LOOK LIKE A CLOWN!
*huggles* lol dont say that again :D
Why oh why does eevee not have a grass evolution

[tmbjr]

cuz grass types are comparatively weak to everything.

Is there such a thing as Mrs. Mime?

[Eliana]

if there is a mr. mime girl yes XD
why did shroomish jump up a tree

[rayquaza master z]

becase it looked at itself inthe miror

is hoondoom relly a devile dog?

[Eliana]

Yeah of course! lol
Why did the torchik not wanna evolve

[Jaden Korr]

Because it's evos are ugly.

Why is nincada everywhere?

[Eliana]

Because they are bugs....they swarm lol
what do you get when you cross a magikarp with a charziard?

[Jaden Korr]

A Charizard with an IQ of -100

Why does Girafarig have an ugly tail?

[Eliana]

Because the othe rhead bit it XD
what did nidoran have for dinner/

[Jaden Korr]

Food

Why does Rayquaza look like a circus performer?

[Da_Green_Teddy]

Because Mr. Mime couldn't make it and asked Rayquaza to fill in for him.

Why does Qwilfish have spikes?

[rayquaza master z]

hey i resent the rayquaza thing

dhh so people cant touch them

y did someone mistaken a tedirisa as a wierd plush toy

[Eliana]

lol i agree rayquaza XD
now people lets not flame our fav pokemon allright ^_^;

[Jaden Korr]

Because it was designed by the guy who made stuffed anmals.

Why is Golem so hard?

[tmbjr]

if you can't take your favorite pokémon being flamed, then enter thsi thread with caution...

Cuz he used Harden too much...

Why is Shiney Crobat pink?

[Jaden Korr]

Because it's a girl.

Why is Bagon so dumb?

[tmbjr]

Cuz they can't fly.

Why is Feebas soo weak?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Cause he didn't eat enough vitamins!

Why is Snorlax so fat?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[jynx]

Cause he drank too much Moo Moo milk!

Why didn't Snorlzx drink Walrein, Jynx, Raichu or Marill milk instead?

[shining_light]

because they're all males! x.x
Why is Pikachu barking like houndour??

~Lil' Schu

[Fox_Die]

^ because it ate a wingul

> Why did sandshrew chase after absol?

[+el_pal]

Because Absol owed Sandshrew $1,000,000 ._.
WHy is Jigglypuff a mad scientist?!

[Fox_Die]

^ Because it is mad and it ate a scientist ^_^

> What happened to the boy who cried Mightenya?

[shining_light]

^ he got eaten by an Azurill!
< why is Rayquaza Pink?
~Lil' Schu

[+el_pal]

^Because Rayquaza is actually a Jigglypuff stretched out with a scary face x_x
<Why did Gyrados play cards with Aipom?!

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Cause he needed to buy magikarps to lure fishers and secretly eat the fishers afterwards!

Why is Ash called Ash?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[rayquaza master z]

becase every time he enters a rap battle he gets burned

y do aipoms have a hand instead if a tail

[Da_Green_Teddy]

so they can grab things!

Why is Alakazam so smart?

[rayquaza master z]

becase it was studing was studing next to a slowpoke and that makes anyone look smart

after teem rocket has been shocked so much shouldnt they of had a heart attack by now?

[Da_Green_Teddy]

No, because their suits are secretly shock-resistant.

Why does Giovanni have a persian?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Because It's his pokemon!

Why is Misty called Misty?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[Da_Green_Teddy]

Cause that's what her parents named her!

Why is Mr. Mime sometimes female?

[Eliana]

because sometimes he is mrs mime! XD
Why is the sky blue?

[jynx]

It's full of remoraids!

How do you identify a Mrs Mime from a Miss Mime?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

You ask "Are you married?"

Why is Brock afraid of Prof. Ivy?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[jynx]

Coz she's a strict teacher!

How come all the other professors are male?

[Eliana]

Because they arent females XD
why did the caterpie evolve?

[shining_light]

so it could become a dustox!
why did the torchic cross the road?
~Lil' Schu

[Careful With That Axe, Pichu!]

cuz the martians invaded the earth using a laser from the candy shop that can spread tiny pankakes that explode when you kick them

why the martians invaded the earth using a laser from the candy shop that can spread tiny pankakes that explode when you kick them?

[tmbjr]

cuz they were hungry.

Why don't the thing on Slowbro's tail look anything like a shellder?

[jynx]

Coz its actually a Gastropod instead.

Why does Lapras like to eat grass?

[tmbjr]

cuz it keeps it's horn nice and dull O.o

Who would win in a battle between Magikarp and Feebas?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Magikarp? Just guessing...

What is in the ingredients of a hyper potion?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[jynx]

Its hormones and some lavender...

Does Lavender Town and all those Pokemon there smell of Lavender?

[tmbjr]

yeah, just like all the pokemon in Cinnabar Island are all Cinnabar in color.

You think Snorlax has tried Atkins?

[MysticGrandpaGohan]

Yes, Snorlax tried Atkins...

What are Atkins?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

[shining_light]

^Atkins are an Arbok on Steriods XD. ya really don't know what atkins is? XD
What species of snake are Ekans?
~Lil' Schu

[Eliana]

Pokemon type lol!
Why did ninetales freak out?

[Careful With That Axe, Pichu!]

cuz it saw a woman with a fox coat!

why feebas evolves on milotic??

[Eliana]

lol!
because it wants to XD
why did magikarp flop?

[nanok242]

cuse they like to do the flip flop
why voltoebs round?

[Eliana]

because they are voltORBS lol
why did the jigglypuff go "PUFF!"

[nanok242]

because it wonts to be a puff marshmellow(sp)

why is mew2 mew2

[Eliana]

because its mewtwo lol
why did dragonite fly away

[Careful With That Axe, Pichu!]

cause it noticed the martians near there

why dunsparce is so ugly

[nanok242]

cuse it can never get in to the butey slone

do plusle and minun get when they are close?

[Eliana]

um.... they spark? lol.
why did pikachu scream?

[Careful With That Axe, Pichu!]

cuz it get bald.

how does pikachu charges electricity

[Eliana]

using its cheeks duh! XD
why did the torchik hide

[jokestr2004]

Becuase I scared him =P

Is Rayquaza High All The TIMemEMmeMEme?

[Eliana]

yo! i resent that lol!
Why did charmander blush?

[jokestr2004]

Because he left deh barn door oPeN

Does eliana resent that?

[Eliana]

lol no not really XD
who wants to know?

[jokestr2004]

Ummmm Icy Storm

Why do I want to pester you with jokes about Rayquaza?

[SKainuiG]

Because Rayquaza plays poker with you every friday.

Why does Meowth like sour Lemonade?

[shining_light]

becuase james sat on it...
why does my Spinda look burnt? x.x
~Lil' Schu

[Eliana]

bewcause it is XD
why? WHY>

[jynx]

Coz its actually burnt!

Why did Spearow cook Spinda?

[Eliana]

Becausr it was hungry!
um
whats 1+1?

[IceKitten]

You're not allowed hard questions!

what does mathematics mean?

[shining_light]

it's where ya put periods in something, DUH! XD
why does pikachu eat all the time? XD
~Lil' Schu

[ryrygt]

cuz he's a secret marshmellow sith lord XD

where did i go on my cruise

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i just came back from my cruise :D

[Eliana]

lol pokemon world! what comes after A?

[jynx]

BEEdrill comes after A.

Do Pokemon really poke people?

[ryrygt]

they would if it was called poke-me-mon

wut comes after beedrill?

[tmbjr]

In the national dex, Pidgey.

Who is Lugia's father?

[lil' jose]

darth vader!

what is pikachus middle name?

[tmbjr]

Ka...

Can a Ditto become bored of being a Ditto and permenantly transform into a human?

[ryrygt]

why not, take a crazy chance...do a crazy dance

wut comes after pidgey?

[jynx]

Er...Spearow?

How can I make Kirlia look ugly?

[tmbjr]

change its color scheme from white/green to brown/purple...

Why is Hitmonchan wearing a dress/skirt if it is an all-male species?

[-×-White Wolf-×-]

because he wants to be a girl

Why is ditto pink?

[ryrygt]

cuz ditto was created by an magical artist. One day a magical artist painted a pink blob with two eyes, and it magically came alive, he then thought to himself that if that could come alive then so could his words, so he wrote down that the pink blob "ditto" could change into anything at anytime. Then he took advantage of that and then he got really rich then one day he died...and the ditto remained by himself. He got lonely though, so he decided to do a daring thing by transforming into two dittos(only the original ditto can do that, he cut his power in half so no other ditto could split into two) then that's how dittos reproduce...yup he's pink alright like the pink panther on a sunday morn

when will the pokemon franchise end?

[Eliana]

LOL
it wont....it never stops! XD
why did the silicoon hide?

[lil' jose]

because it didnt want to get squisheeeeeed!

why does houndoom crunch

[tmbjr]

cuz he likes to swim.

Why is Lugia so rare?

[Da_Green_Teddy]

Cause he's afraid he'll crush someone, so he stays away

Why is poison the weakest element?

[Eliana]

because its not that good
why did,,,,uh....
ZZZ????

[tmbjr]

*plays the pokéflute*

Why are gym badges shiney?

[©H®Ï§]

Because the are rusty! Duhuh!

Why does a Blastoise have cannons on its back?

[ryrygt]

you know wut, ©H®Ï§, blastoise is just a little kid inside. kids love to play with water guns, so one day blastoise bought two big cannons and strapped them on in his shell, and ever since that day all blastoise strapped cannons on their shell, except for one of the blastoise, but he died...

is that the way the cookie crumbles, i'm bruce noland?

[©H®Ï§]

What ta heck do you mean?

Why does Charizard have wings???

[tmbjr]

So it can act all dragony and go around confusing n00bs into thinking he is a dragon-type.

Why isn't there a fire/dragon type?

[©H®Ï§]

Because all Pokemon are Water types!

What are thoes red huge things on a Salamence?

[IceKitten]

Radishes from the prince of the big cheese, but he asked permission from his pet Chimecho's brother's sister's niece's father's kitten, after understanding kitten language.

Who is the Chimecho's uncle?

[Eliana]

chimuncle! LOL!
why did thee spearow refuse to eat the apple?

[Eliana]

lol i answered it allreayd XD because he went on the roller coaster
why did pichu run the marathon?

[tmbjr]

to exercise his endurance

Why do Scyther and Kabutops have the same type of hands?