Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

[ryrygt]

cuz a kabutops is a ditto that tried to turn into a scyther, but it wasn't powerful enough

who is the mole?

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by the way
is that the way the cookie crumbles, i'm bruce noland?
that was from bruce almighty

[tmbjr]

Diglett is the mole.

Why are Omanyte/Kabuto/Aerotactyl counted as pokémon if they're supposed to be extinct?

[ryrygt]

if you were extinct wouldn't you still want some love, yes.

aren't pikachu's so over-rated?

[©H®Ï§]

Yeah! It is SO overated! It is the most overated Pokemon of all time!!!

Do I use TM24 to catch a Pokemon??

[ryrygt]

It depends...do you use your phone to make a call?

are you gonna brush up?
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btw your trainer cards are funny weird with those fused pokemon lol

[©H®Ï§]

I don't really know! I'll think about it when I'm in Heaven??

Why did Ash catch a Caterpie?

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Thanx -_'

[ryrygt]

now that's not the question you should be asking my friend.

The real question is....WHY DID HE RELEASE BUTTERFREE AND ALL OF HIS OTHER GOOD POKEMON!!!!!!!!!

[Da_Green_Teddy]

Because he was stoned at the time :laugh:

Why did the pidgey cross the road?

[ryrygt]

he was in newyork city where pidgeons thrive so he crossed the road in hope of a new bird master, but along came this stupid boy and he said, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY", THEN HE CHOCKED THE POOR BIRD AND DIED...why he did it....no one knows.......except me :sleeping: but i aint a telling :badsmile

*edit* sorry i forgot a question cuz i got so caught up in the answer

[rayquaza master z]

neaither do I

Y did i chock the bird

[ryrygt]

his name is mr. bowditch

carry on mr. Bowditch ???

[rayquaza master z]

ok mr. bowditch but heas still dead

why is mr. bowditch called mr.bowditch?

[ryrygt]

Cuz atari bought the rights to the name DVD also includes legacy of Bowditch II Sizzle video!

Close Current Tags?

[©H®Ï§]

No! Itb is not necsasary!

Start New Game??????????????????????

[ryrygt]

only if your dumb enough to erase your data!!!!!!

Reverse the Thirst? (brought you by sprite ???!!!???)

[©H®Ï§]

Don't reverse it or your life will be reversed! (Sprite has nothing to do with Pokemon!!!!)

Does charizard evolve on level 5789679645636472?

[Eliana]

Like no! its level 5789679645636473 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone knows THAT! :D
WHY DId the snorlxan not snore?

[ryrygt]

cuz it spelled abc this way.....zzzzzzzzzzz

if pikachu went in...."the village"(that new movie coming out), would it survive that creepy forest!

[Ninetales]

No; it would die by being knocked on the head by a giant falling acorn...

Why do Raikou, Entei, Suicune, Latios, and Latias try to run away when they enter a battle?

[tmbjr]

cuz they are too weak!

Does pidgey taste better rotisseried (sp?) or deep-fried?

[ryrygt]

the sages stone has awakened...

what pokemon owns the sages stone???

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BTW...what is sp? i always wondered about that...and i never caught up on that...

[©H®Ï§]

Hmmm... I'll take a wild guess! Caterpie!

Why did Charizard explode?

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sp means spelling. When someone puts that next to a word, that means they are not sure about the spelling of the word.

[tmbjr]

cuz it farted and the toxic fumes met with it's tail flame.

Why do n00bs think pikachu is soo cool?

[DragonLover]

because its a n00b type!

why r pokemon pokemon?

[tmbjr]

cuz they're pokémon, not pokemon...

Why is politoed so wierd?

[©H®Ï§]

It because it is doen't have frog legs. That why french people hate politoed! It's not eateable!

Can a Snorlax fly??

[Eliana]

Because he is pidgeon toed :P
why is the cloud pink?

[DragonLover]

so you can eat it!


How come magikarp is so strong?

[tmbjr]

cuz it is orange!

Why are all orange pokémon stronger than all blue pokémon?

[Eliana]

Because the orange ones..... are orange! as in the fruit :P
Why did the bug buzzz

[lil' jose]

sdfjjsdajsdfajkdfsjkjkdsfjkdfsj with a pikachu on top is the answer

why does the odd color scyther green white yellow and red?

[Eliana]

lol i didnt understand a word you said :P

[Eliana]

Ack! he deleted his post >_< sorry about that....

[lil' jose]

cause it want a magikarp to attack it!

why does jynk have no faces!?!?

[tmbjr]

Aerodactyl comes from the Old Amber, not the Claw fossil.

Did I scare Chris by knowing what his post was even after it was dleted?

[DragonNair Tamer]

Because Ikachu had to go Pee really bad!

Why does Ash want to become a Pokemon Master?

[lil' jose]

so that he can rule the world!

why houndoom cause doom?

[Eliana]

becauase he is a hound of doom :P
why did everyone run away?

[ryrygt]

cuz your lugia scared us all away into the forest of grovyle...me, tmbjr, and dragon tamer went in the forest and we were all like....whoa....they call it a grovyle forest and i'm like...there's no grovyles.......and then this smiley face comes out of nowhere and i'm like 'THATS A GROVYLES TAIL!!!!', and tmbjr was all like.....'size is what counts, not color or font..', then dragon tamer was like...'what the heck did you just say? Then i said,'nar', and you guys were like hehhehe that's a funny joke. Then elina came up to us with her flying lamp shaped like a hamtaro and she's like, 'where's biju??', and i'm like......'more more more', and she's like..'anyone want a tictac bar shaped like a resees cup?' and i'm like.....heck no i want to close all tages and close all current tags...and dragon tamer came out of nowhere and was like....'THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?', and i'm like...cool if it goes well with the guys...

Hickabikaboo?

[tmbjr]

yes, I would like to receive a free Rayquaza.

Did someone mention my name?

[ryrygt]

yep i did.....one post ago...HUSHA

is the king of spades related to smeargel?

[tmbjr]

yes, Smeargle's cousin's friend's roommates' uncle's neighbor's ex-wife's husband is the King of Spades.

Why does Machamp have four arms?

[Sankari]

That's his armpit hair.

How can Sableye see if he has no pupils?

[DragonLover]

he can still see even if he dosent have any students

How come Unown remind me of alphebet soup?

[©H®Ï§]

Because they live in the soup and thery are shaped liked letters!

Whould a kingler be big enough for dinner ???

[ryrygt]

it depends on how many hamsters you plan to eat for dessert!

why isn't there a pokemon made of pure glass?

[DragonLover]

Oh...i thought blaziken was made of glass...

Why do I hate cute pikachus?

[Eliana]

Because they are brats lol
why did the plusle run away from the dog?

[©H®Ï§]

because the Plusle was a cat-person!

Why did caterpie evolve int o a mewtwo?

[Eliana]

becaue they are both cats o_0
why did he wynautwhy?

[DragonNair Tamer]

Because Wynaut has nothing else to say.

Why does Misty want a Golduck so bad?

[DragonNair Tamer]

Because Wynaut has nothing else to say.

Why does Misty want a Golduck so bad?

[ryrygt]

umm maybe i'm naieve (sp?) but i think you messed up man...
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cuz she thinks that golduck is gold-uck......so wut she did one day when her psyduck actually evolved she put a shovel in it's mouth and searched for gold XD!

why did you post more then once in a row?????????????????????????

[DragonNair Tamer]

Hey, I"m sorry. I didnt see that happen... My bad. My computer probably copied it three times....i don't know

[©H®Ï§]

I did not post!

Why didn't the Charizard eat Ash????????

[tmbjr]

Cuz Charizard wasn't hungry

Why is Pikachu so yellow?

[©H®Ï§]

It ate to many bananas!

Why does James' Victreebel allways eats eat?

[tmbjr]

cuz it is hungry...

why are legendary pokémon so overused?

[Jirachi3]

Poop.

Why are psyduck so stupid?

[©H®Ï§]

Because they don't have a brain!!

Why is an Ursaring a bear???

[tmbjr]

Cuz it'd look silly as a monkey.

Why is there no such thing as evil pokémon?

[©H®Ï§]

Because all Pokemon are evil! That why the love their trainers! Duh!!!!

Why did the Deoxys hide in a tringle??

[ryrygt]

cuz one day ash went out of pallet town on a new quest! he told himself that he would finally catch a legendary pokemon ......with real weapons!!! So he set out into saffron city...then he climbed to the highest point of saffron city and he jumped off it!!!(he knew that deoxyos couldn't resist falling off buildings!!! so deoxyos decided to jump off it too!! then ash saw him and started chasing him throughout kanto! so this is where deoxyos is hiding in ash's house..pretending to be mr. mime!

is every pokemon different?

[tmbjr]

no, they're all the same.

Why has no one put out Typhlosion? He is on fire!

[©H®Ï§]

No one has water! That's why the Evain company is making millions! LOL

Why does Ho-Oh have rainbow colored wings?

[Fox_Die]

^ Because it is a hippie

> how come in battles water pokemon can float in the air?

[©H®Ï§]

If they can "FLOAT" like a dreamboat on water, there is no reason they can't "FLOAT" on the air!!

How did a bulbasaur 4m?

[ryrygt]

cuz he spun aruond and did an m4

why max follow along with ash, may, and brock?

[tmbjr]

Cuz he wanted too.

Why are there soo many water types yet so few fire types?

[Da_Green_Teddy]

Cause the water types killed all the Fire ones

Why doesn't ash just buy a new bike for misty and get it all over with?

[Ninetales]

Because he spent all his money on food!

Why doesn't Castform change type in a sandstorm?

[ryrygt]

cuz the sandstorm was sooooo strong that it blew castaform away !

is johnny depp a pokemon trainer???!!

[Eliana]

Um no hes a pirate :P lol
Am I a magikarp?

[©H®Ï§]

No because A magikarp would be splashing the whole day!!!!

Why does a Lugia have Magenta colored wings??

[tmbjr]

Cuz it fell into a bucket of paint.

Do gym leader ever get tired of staying in the same gym all day long?

[©H®Ï§]

No because their PKMN get hungry so they go home for a party!

does May win a buety contest???

[tmbjr]

Of course *drools*

Why are Dragonites so dragony?

[Eliana]

because they are dragon type :P
why did the zubat fly into a tree?

[tmbjr]

cuz it got no eyes.

Why does the Mr. Mime in the anime talk when they're supposed to be mimes?

[Enix-Zae]

Because its voice broke.

Why cant ditto split and become two dittos?

[!~sammy~!]

because thats not where baby dittos come from ^^"

why does muk always have his middle finger up?

[tmbjr]

cuz it is mad at the world...RAWR!!!

Why does Castform have boobies?

[abhinav]

it's a bit crack
and
why does mudkip have no teeth

[Eliana]

Uh because it doesnt XD
why am i questionless

[tmbjr]

cuz you're really a Slowpoke in disguise...

Why is Diglett soo small?

[Eliana]

*looks around* CRUD! YOU FOUND ME *goes into slowpokeform* dangitr >_<
How did you g=find out i was lsowpoke! >_<

[tmbjr]

I asked your mom.

Why are slowpokes so slow?

[Eliana]

because they are my opposite XD

why are you asking so many questions about slowpokes?

[ryrygt]

cuz he simply is one!

why is my compy locking up at the main bootscreen?(this serious quesiton if anyone knows the answer pm me i would really appreciate it!)

[ryrygt]

...ok i've been gone for like a month and no one posted...that's kinda dumb..

[©H®Ï§]

Why is a Snorlax so snoozy?

[Eliana]

uh because he snores? XD
why did cyndaquils flame turn blue?

[Greeno]

Because it had a cold XD!
Why is a shiny Voltorb Blue?

[Lizzie]

because it was tired of being red :laugh:
why are clouds made of water and not fluff?

[Eliana]

Because Swablus would rule the world (andys worst nightmare....XD)

[©H®Ï§]

Why is a Pikachu so blue?

[Eliana]

Becuase hes not/ XD
why did pikachu run when he saw the sprite?

[ThunderBlade]

Cause it looked like me!

Why is Scyther pink?

[Latias]

Because it wanted to feel pretty.

Why does Ash look the same as several years pass?

~Kelsey

[PaperDoll_777]

Because he ages but still stays the same!


Why is snubble so ugly???

[ryrygt]

cuz when he ate meowth's tail he was fused with meowth...and that don't look pretty

is pikachu a snarf?

[shadowman321]

no its a...dragon XD

why is a gyarados called a dragon when its not really 1?

[Dark Magician]

^Cause his breath is so awful that burns like fire?

Does Mysty lay eggs?

[Nessie]

Why nobody cook Togepi egg on the show??, i mean, if you are a traveler, you are hungry, if you are hungry, you eat the biggest egg there...

[Dark Magician]

^cause eating a togepi egg gives you psy-stomach powers.

[Rodeoclown]

How can Skitty and Walrein breed?

[Shion]

A: Very carefully, 0_0.

Q: Why does Octillary know so many beam moves?

[Sonic Blaze]

because he has a tentacle for each move

why was this thread done as pokemon style?

[Baker's Bulbasaur]

because the guy who done it was ttacked by flying fish and told that they would throw muffins at him if he didn't do it pokemon style.

Why does pokemon stand for pocket monsters when pretty much none of them can actually fit in a pocket?

[Thine Eyes Deception]

You can stuff them in boxes to make them fit in your pocket.

Why are the Japanese pokemon names different from the English ones?

[Koriaku]

pikachu didn't like it

how many pokeblocks fit in one pokemon

[Trainer Hook]

As many as you can fit into a pokemon.

why is Magikarp weaker than anything?

[panghan7]

because magikarp is a worm dat glide here n there.

why is charizard in red color?

[Trainer Hook]

Beacuse it ain't green.

What does splash do?

[dver]

Cause it exists

Why is Jynx not yellow

[Koriaku]

Because It Is.

Why Are Pikachus Related To Pigs?

[Yoshi]

Because they both like ketchup!
Why is Azurill normal type?

[panghan7]

because it can shot fire!

Why is ash a male?

[Koriaku]

Because if it was female he'd be may.

[panghan7]

Y they arent any new question?well,i just continue from asking question.....Why is there a pokemon call jynx?