Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

[jokestr2004]

*glances through first two pages* Didnt see this before.. so here we go!

If you dont know how to play... I guess I'll try to explain.

Someone will ask a question (stupid question..) , the person that replies must come up with a stupid answer... and then ask a new stupid question in the same post... here's an Example:

Some Weird Dude 85: Why is Brock blind?
An Even Weirder Dude 58: Cuz he was exposed to too much chemical radiation at Misty's house.
Why does Ash wear a hat?

And so on. I'll start out.
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What posessed Ash to wreck Misty's bike in the first episode????

[tmbjr]

The spearows sent mental messages telling him to destroy any bike he happens to find.

What type is Charizard?

[Castrainer]

Its a water type 'cause it can use Vine Whip (duh!)

Why Cacturne is green?

[Cassie-chan]

Because it is a plant!

Why is Gyardoes a flying type?

[jokestr2004]

Cuz a Pidgeot got fused with it while they were using Dragon Rage one time

How come Wailord isnt a singer?!?!

[Shinin]

because they are mute
why are pikachu so popular?

[IceKitten]

Because Ash's flikes every battle

Why is Roxanne's name Roxxane?

[Castrainer]

'Cause if it was Brawly, she would be male.

What is a pokeball?

[sableye]

a small thing eaten by pokemon

why do pokemon exist?

[Hiroshima Yuy]

So people have something to sit on.

Why does Misty follow Ash?

[Castrainer]

Because she hate water pkmn (duh!)

Why does Ratatta is a rat?

[sableye]

because people didn't want it anymore!

Whys Brook attracted to women?

[Castrainer]

'cause he is captured with an ultra ball!

Why does Mawile learn bite?

[Shinin]

Because it flicks off Sableye (flicks off=gives the finger to)

Y is Deoxys a turtle?

[tmbjr]

so it can hide when it ears Ash coming to catch it.

Why does Magmar like swimming?

[Shinin]

because it is a ghost!!!

why do chimecho live on Jupiter?

[tmbjr]

cuz that is their homeland...only 17 appear on Earth...

Wy is sneasel so sneezy?

[ashley03]

cuz that is their homeland...only 17 appear on Earth...

Wy is sneasel so sneezy?
because sneasel is a dark pokemon and it's allergic to the darkness.

why do pokemon like their trainers if they pamper them alot?

[Shinin]

because they are hobos!

who am i?

[shining_light]

^you are the person who killed ash!
why is Mew2 so destructive?

[sableye]

because it was abandoned as a child

why dose dragonite have wings?

[Castrainer]

Beacuse its DragonNight...

Why does Mareep aint hip?

[sableye]

because it ate a pokeball
why don't pokemon talk?

[Castrainer]

because gyarados is green (duh!)

Why dont exist a pkmn named John?

[sableye]

because all the pokemon at pokemon school would bully him!

Why dose pikachu start with a p?

[Castrainer]

because P comes from Jolt (duh again)

Why does Wartotle is a War Tortle?

[sableye]

because its a great cook!

Whys pokemon spelt with a p?

[Castrainer]

because P have sound of K!

Why does Jolteon is an eletric type?

[sableye]

because it got hit by a batery when it was small

Whys gary spelt nearly like gray

[Castrainer]

Because he is gay, hehe...

Why does Jirachi is a Wish Maker?

[sableye]

because he got lost on the way to the shops

whats dose staryu look like?

[Castrainer]

Like a frying pan

Where is the pkmn world?

[sableye]

on a small planet called idunno sevral galexys away!

pokemon and people talk with each other how?

[Castrainer]

They fart in front one of the other maiing cool sounds

Wazzup with Brock's eyes?

[sableye]

he never opens them because he dun't need to because he has a girl sence that is all he needs

Why do pokemon games cost money?

[Castrainer]

cuz Game Freak people wants to buy a frying pan

Why does Wallace looks like a gay?

[sableye]

because he is!

whys brock splet brock?

[Hiroshima Yuy]

because his dad liked his mom

why can't pikachu and ratatta make eggs (they're both rats, right?)

[Castrainer]

cuz Rhydon is a water type (duh!)

Why does Eevee is a fighting type?

[IceKitten]

Because Gardevoir intimidated him :P

Why are Feebas so commonly found?

[Castrainer]

cuz a Gyrados is smaller than it.

Why does Deoxys is blue?

[Hiroshima Yuy]

because he likes a guy named jonk

why does:
1.grass beat fire
2.fire beat water
3.water beat grass
4.elctricity beat rock

[sableye]

because it can learn focus punch

whats ashs middle name

[Hiroshima Yuy]

peeping tom

what is the name of brooks eyes

[Castrainer]

John and Jonathan

Why does Misty is redhair?

[sableye]

Bob and harry

how dose ash see?

[Castrainer]

He see a donkey flying armed with potatos

Why does Groundon is a fire type?

[sableye]

because hes a grass pokemon!

pokemon are thick why?

[Castrainer]

cuz something pertub them

Why does Mawile have jaws?

[sableye]

so it can drink!

Whys pichu yellow?

[IceKitten]

Because it like cheese

Why does Wally have a Magneton?

[Castrainer]

cause he fart a lot!

Why does Kyogre doenst know how to eat?

[IceKitten]

Because it's got teeth

What is Sydney's name?

[Castrainer]

Zephireley

Why does Ditto looks like a potato?

[sableye]

because he was stolen from a shop

whys some pokemon brown?

[Castrainer]

because wood is good! (rhymes!)

Why does Dugtrio is so potato?

[sableye]

so he can be peeled

dragonite is not what?

[IceKitten]

So pokémon can breed with it for chips! o.O (in relation to Castrainer's last post)

Why does Kyogre have wings and gets hurt by Earthquake?

[Castrainer]

because earthquake is a wood type attack!

Whats Ash's gender?

[sableye]

hes genderless

Hows ash's hat cool?

[Castrainer]

it is a digglet's skin one!

Why does I play blue version?

[sableye]

because blue is cool

why don't i play FR/LG?

[Castrainer]

because ya have to play Water Yellow first!

Why does Orre is so dry?

[Fox_Die]

becacuse its japanease

Why do I love playing pkmn colluseum?

EDIT: soz bout the late post XD

[sableye]

because theres lots of water?

how were pokemon build back in the olden days?

[Castrainer]

'cause im crazy!

Why does Cubone looks like a Metroid? (duh?)

[sableye]

because it circled earth!

whys pikachu so yellow?

[Castrainer]

'cause hes Kirby grandpa!

Why does Caterpie is soooooo big?

[Fox_Die]

cuz it drank too much sunny D XD

Why is pikachu so popular?

[Castrainer]

'cause someone asked this in the previous page :P

Why does Snap take photos?

[Fox_Die]

cuz you have a camera

why are CDs shiney?

[tmbjr]

cuz you have to stay on a pokémon topic in here...

why doesn't Charmnader like to drink water?

[Shinin]

because it only drinks beer!

why do crobat have nineteen wings?

[Castrainer]

cuz he is a spider!

Why does Kabuto is a fire pkmn?

[IceKitten]

Because it learns Thunder! (duh)

Why does Metagross have a plaster on it's nose? :P

[Castrainer]

cuz a Licktung farted in front of him!

Why does starmie is a star?

[Shinin]

Because it's a donut! (obviously!)

Why do Jynx wear clothes?

[Fox_Die]

/\ cuz they r naked

< why r broks eyes always closed?

[Shinin]

because he is invisible!

y does Hitmonchan wear a dress?

[Fox_Die]

cuz he is scotish

why is there no pokemon water blue?

[Shinin]

because water is yellow!

y do tropius have bananas on their chins?

[Missingno Baby]

Cause he got west Nile and he grew banannas (Duhhhh) :P

How come Ash is a boy?

[ryrygt]

cause if he was a girl his name would be ashley

how come almost every episode of pokemon they help some little girl???

[Missingno Baby]

Cause little girls have banannas on their chins.
How come Misty is soooo annoying?

[Castrainer]

cuz Brock is a psycho-duck!

Why does a little girl in 'The Lotad Lowdown' liked Brock?

[Shinin]

because brock has cheese in his pockets!

why are psyduck so smart?

[IceKitten]

Because they take after Slowpokes

Why is Gorebyss thin?

[Castrainer]

cuz it eat a lot of bacon!

Why does Gorebyss' name have two 's'?

[IceKitten]

Because it's the evolved form of Seviper

Why did Pichu force me to log off?

[Missingno Baby]

Cause he likes pudding!!

Why Do Gorebyss have Bikinis?

[Intuition]

Because they have to swim under water!

Why is Ash wearing a hat?

[Joey145]

Because his head is shaped like a butt!!

Why does pikachu has red cheeks?

[Intuition]

Because he is ashamed of Ash his butthead!

Why is Meowth staying with Team Rocket?

[Sankari]

Because if he runs away, he'll get killed by Ash.

How come Togipi's always happy?

[ryrygt]

cuz it knows that it will never be beaten by ash

how come pidgeys fly???

[IceKitten]

So they can go underground for the winter :P

Why does Diglett have a nose?

[ryrygt]

so they can smell the pleasent smell underground..(duh)

do the pokemon on the tv show have levels like the pokemon on the gameboy???

[Shinin]

No, they are all level cheese.

Why do Salamence eat Pumpkins?

[swordkirby537]

Because it loves to post spam topics.

Why is Shuu/Drew so stupid?

[jokestr2004]

Because he's Saddam's son

How come Ash is so freakin fat?

[swordkirby537]

because he is skinny.

Why dose Missingno. love to use bathroom?

[jokestr2004]

because Gary built the toilets

Why is Articuno a Moltres?

[Shinin]

because it is a Zapdos (duh!)

Why do yellow rabid machine gun armed mutated monkey-rabbit hybrid ditto live with hobos?

[Marco]

Because he eat's like a Snorlax.


Why are too many mod's on this forum?

[swordkirby537]

because they are all looking of different ways to get me banned...

Why is totadile a dile?

[Sudowoodo_prince]

A: Because it's the law.

Q: How come when you put something like Magikarp in the daycare center, it's not in the water, but on dry land?

[tmbjr]

Cuz Magikarps aren't really fish, they're monkeys.

Has Lt. Surge ever been in a war?

BTW: What makes you think the mods of PC are out to ban you swordkirby?

[Shinin]

He's been in wars against his mom and dad o.0

Who is my dad's brother in-law's dentist's son's girlfriend's doctor's husband's dog's cousin's owner's friend's friend's friend's mom's brother's son's cousin?

[ryrygt]

that's an easy one evee of course...

nar??chickadee???gizzard???

[Intuition]

Yeah, what ever..

Why does Tyranitar loves to eat potatos?

[IceKitten]

Because they're made with cheese

Why does Kyogre have teeth?

[Fox_Die]

to drink with

why is lotad green?

[Intuition]

Because it has a plant on his head

Why are there so many pokemon?

[Fox_Die]

beacuse the creator couldn't count

where can I find an absol?

[Intuition]

Ask Team Rocket if they wanna steal one

Why is Prof. Oak so old?

[IceKitten]

In the wild

Why is Pichu made of cheese?

[Intuition]

Because cheese is yellow!

Why does Ash wear the same clothes all the time?

[IceKitten]

So Team Rocket can recognise him

How many badges had Ash got when Charizard wouldn't listen to him?

[Marco]

A:All of them.



Q: How come Gary is such a moron?

[Cassie-chan]

Because he had a hammer fall on his head.

How many pokemon did you find?

[Intuition]

I lost count and my pokeballs!

How come Ash can understand pikachu?

[IceKitten]

Because they both like cheese

What level does cheese evolve?

[Intuition]

When holes appear in the cheese..

How come Ash, Brock etc. never need a haircut?

[IceKitten]

Cause their hair doesn't grow

Why did I stick a sticker of Pokémon Colloseum at the top of my GBA?

[Intuition]

Because when u don't, u forget that u can trade with Colosseum..

Why is pokemon colosseum for GC and not for PS2?

[IceKitten]

To make me buy all 3 systems :P (seriously)

How come Flareon can learn Zap Cannon?

[tmbjr]

cus it is special...ed!

What is Stven's strongest pokémon?

[IceKitten]

Magikarp

How come Magikarp gets to learn Meteor Mash?

[ryrygt]

cuz when it is meteors are made of cheese and magikarp eats cheese so it coughs up cheese from his mouth....

why did the cyndiquil cross the road ???

[Rift]

to go swim in a pool!



Why does Snorlax sleep?

[Shinin]

because it insults itself

why do magikarp eat?

[Rift]

so it can flop around like an idiot

Why does Hitmonchan where cloths?

[Shinin]

because it is a crossdresser

why do eevee evolve into 5 things instead of 6?

[tmbjr]

because they couldn't decide what would the sixth one should be. Draceon, Metalleon, Leafeon...blahblahblah...

Who is Deoxys's mommy?

[swordkirby537]

A moderator.

Why do all of you keep saying cheese?

[Mewlove]

Cos we're yellow sponges.


Why doesnt psyduck evolve into a psyswan?

[IceKitten]

Because it likes cheese

Where is Mew's den? =O

[Shinin]

in a bucket of molten liquid cheese

how many pokemon would there be (excluding Gonbe and 4th gen pkmn) if all the types of cheese were pokemon?

[Enix-Zae]

three pickels worth

Why isn't there a water/fire typed pokemon?

[Intuition]

Because fire will make the water go away and then it will be ground..

Why does Alakazam hold 2 spoons?

[Purin]

It wants to eat its dinner, and accidentally took a spoon instead of a fork from the kitchen =P

Why do some Pokemon have a tail?

[Intuition]

Because there butt hurts..

Why are there so much pokemon games?

[Purin]

Because it's what they want.

Why do Pokemon exist?

[Intuition]

To let us talk about it here at PC..

Why did Kyogre and Groudon fight a long time ago?

[IceKitten]

They was fighting over a cheese plushie :P

How come Whiscash can learn Spark?

[ryrygt]

cuz the cheese makes an electrical yellow spark...

why doesn't typholsion can't learn explosion???

[IceKitten]

Because it's mum wouldn't let it

Why is cheese red?

[Shinin]

because it is orange

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[swordkirby537]

Because its green.

Why isnt there gonna be a remake of Pokemon Yellow called Cheese Yellow?

[Cassie-chan]

Because people would be dumb enough to eat it.

Why don't you go to school in the games?

[Shinin]

Because the people that made the game had no education and dont know what people learn in skool.

If one train leaves North Dakota at a speed of 100 MPH and one train leaves Florida at a speed of 50 MPH, where will they meet?

[Cassie-chan]

Where they crash.

Why is a bulbasour sore?

[ryrygt]

he ate too much cheese and now he's called cheeseasaur...

how come brock is still there but not misty???

[Shinin]

brock has a mastercard and misty has a visa

if a salamence gets in a fight with a salamence who will win?

[Intuition]

In heaven..

Why are there so much colors?

[Cassie-chan]

So we can be blind.

How come pikachu is so cute?

[Intuition]

because it is the pre-evo of raichu..

why do they call all pokemon (gameboy) games after some kind of color?

[IceKitten]

Because it is made of cheese

Guess what I nicknamed Kyogre?

[Intuition]

uuhhmm.. Kyogre?

Why do they make pokemon that u can't even catch?!

[IceKitten]

(No I nicknamed it Splash)
So u can catch them

How come trained pokémon have more hp than wild pokémon?

[ryrygt]

because the trainers give their pokemon cheese...wild pokemon eat wild cheese that's not good for u...

is there gonna be a new pokemon that can make cheese ...wut is his name???

[Shinin]

yes and he is gonna be called Cheez.

Cheese cheese cheese cheddar cheese cheese, american cheese cheese cheese cow cheese? (that is in cheesian, the cheese language)

[Mewlove]

Becos no one would!

Why do jigglypuff puff?

[Purin]

because no one else would =P

Why do Pokemon have powers humans don't usually have?

[Shinin]

because they eat their daily allowance of CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!


A Machamp walks into a bar and says "ow." What kind of bar was it?

[Intuition]

It was a bar from outer space that the Jigglypuff brought here! :P

Why does Ash never buy a new cap?!

[shining_light]

because his old one has mewtwo in it, and it isn't done eating his brains yet.

why is Ash so dumb when pikachu shocks him?

[Intuition]

Because he has a brain freeze..

Why are there so many Pidgey's?

[shining_light]

beause one day ratattas will rule the world!

why is snorlax so zzzzzzzzz......

[Intuition]

Because he can't walk with all his fat!

Why does a Dragonite have wings?

[Pogiforce-14]

so he can fly!

Why can't kekleon chagen his stomach stripe?

[shining_light]

because it has bunnies in it, and if he changes it, the bunnies will eat him alive! o_O

is ash dumber then brock, or vise-versa?(give me a reason why)

[Intuition]

Brock is dumber, because he can't even open his eyes!

Why does Misty love water pokemon?

[Pogiforce-14]

Because she likes to get wet. :D

Why does misty hate bug pokemon?

[Intuition]

Because they are stronger than there water pkmn..

Why is it called pokemon and not just pocket monsters??

[Pogiforce-14]

It's easier to say.

Why are they called "Pocket monster" if they don't go in your pocket and they aren't monsters?

[Intuition]

Because they thought of the name before they made the story etc..

Why does Ash always have the starters of the game?!

[Pogiforce-14]

becuase they don't want to look biased.

Why was bayleef the only starter that evolved?

[Intuition]

Because chicorita was buggin Ash all the time..

Why do they make so much series of pokemon?

[Pogiforce-14]

'cause people love it!

why should they make a new pokemon show with the orre region?

[Intuition]

Because much people love it!

Why are there different pokemon in different regions?

[Pogiforce-14]

it's regionalism.

why don't teh regions have any form of government?

[Intuition]

because the pokemon world is very peacefull

Why doesn't Ash grow?

[Pogiforce-14]

he does, jsut very slowly.

Why did it take Ash and co. so many years to change clothes?

[Intuition]

Because they never had cheese in there pants..

Why didn't Ash payed Misty her bike?

[shining_light]

because misty gave pikachu a loan!

Whyay an'tcay ashay eakspay igpay atinlay?
translation:
why can't ash speak pig latin?

[Intuition]

because he hasn't a pignose..

Why don't pokemon just eat cat food?

[shining_light]

because they eat dog food, silly...

why does prof. elm have a jirachi?

[IceKitten]

So he can wish to have cheese

In R/S, which tile is Feebas found in? :P

[shining_light]

the one by pallet town!

why is pikachu green?

[Pogiforce-14]

because he ate some bad cheese

Why is koffing yellow?

[Intuition]

because it eat the good cheese from pikachu and gave pikachu the bad cheese..

Why does Jessie always wear a skirt..?? :knockedou

[Pogiforce-14]

she's too feminine for pants.

why doesn't james wear a skirt? :P

[Intuition]

Because his legs are hairy.. :P

Why did Ash pick pikachu?

[lil' jose]

Because all the others ran when they heard his retarded name!

why does pikachu kill team rocket when he uses the weakest electric attack in the world!

[Intuition]

Because Jesse wears a skirt and james saw what was underneith and blew away..

Why is Meowth the only pokemon that can talk and it's so stupid?

[lil' jose]

Because Meowth went to Special Ed. At pokemon shcool

How kome ho oh is not ho ho?

[Cassie-chan]

Because ho ho that sounds like Santa.

Why is Pikachu so cute?

[lil' jose]

Cause wants to be

Why is starmie not starus?

[ryrygt]

because it wants to defy itself by having his name STARMIE (STARME)

how come none of the heroes have birthdays???

[Intuition]

Because they don't know what that are!

Why is Brocks hair always perfect.. (in his way) haha

[ryrygt]

cuz he uses rock hard gell...

how do pokemon breed in real life???

[IceKitten]

Like you would expect them to

How would you expect them to breed?

[jokestr2004]

With bubble gum!

Why come Ash doesn't comb his hair????

[ryrygt]

cuz he wears a hat...

why did frodo give ash the ring of power???

[jokestr2004]

Because they were both obsessed with Pac-Man!!

Why come Officer Jenny wears orange clothes????????

[shining_light]

because she is camerupt!

y does beedrill have bee in its' name?

[jokestr2004]

Cuz it eats Oreo O's!!

Why come Jigglypuff isnt a Venusaur?!

[ryrygt]

cuz if it was it would be a puffisaur...

is gimli a pokemon???

[jokestr2004]

Yes cuz Ash ate him for lunch...

What's Max's freakin problem?!>?!>!>!>>Q!@^W$^#%&$%e^$@

[obsessedgamer]

He has ADHD.

Is Misty Ash's stalker? Is May Misty in disguise? Why do both of their names begin with M?

[jokestr2004]

May is Misty exposed to chemical radiation and struck by lightning a few times, and Misty is simply a pickle. So, yes, that explains everything.

Does Brock smoke pot??!?! If so, why?!?!?!?

[swordkirby537]

yes because he lives in a pot.

why dose may where that hat?

[jokestr2004]

cuz she eats mozzeralla

How does Ash know what time it is when he doesnt have a watch??!

[Intuition]

He asks pikachu that can smell the time..

Why does charmander/charmeleon/charizard have a flame on there tail?

[IceKitten]

So they can make fires more safe

How do you smell with your eye?

[jokestr2004]

You have to evolve into a Bananachu

How does MissingNo EAT?!!!!!!?!

[raveberuk]

By eating pokemon...

How do legendary's make offsprings?

[ryrygt]

they "do their thing" and their babies are legendary babies...(nar)

How come Groundon doesn't have a baby form???

[jokestr2004]

Because Kyogre IS its baby form!

Why come Steven has GOODS?

[Purin]

He keeps sending some to himself all the time =P

Why do people like love-letters?
(Note: Love-letters here can mean two things---1) Letters sent out by lovers 2) It's a kind of rolled-up biscuit, made of egg and flour. Usually cooked over a charcoal stove.)

[swordkirby537]

because pokemon think that they TaSt GoOd!

Why dose Squirtle have a shell?

[jokestr2004]

Cuz he hit puberty.

Does Bruno SmOkE wEeD?

[ryrygt]

no he smokes rock instead

how come snorlax can't evolve???

[Flygon trainer]

cause if it got any fatter, it'd crush the world

why is Flygon in the BUG egg group?

[swordkirby537]

because he got drunk off insectiside.

why is Pineco bug type?

(Wow, this topic has now reached 10 pages!)

[jokestr2004]

because Meganium is too! (freakin Meganium posers...)

WHY COME ASH DOESNT WEAR GLASSES??

[lil' jose]

Because they are stupid and can't remember their birthdays.... nobody in the world of pokemon can..

How come Metwo is not is not mew2 in the pokedex?

[jokestr2004]

Because then Mewtwo would press charges

Why isn't Professor Oak a construction worker???

[+el_pal]

Cause he doesn't want his coat to get dirty

Why does Whitney have pink hair and not purple?

[lil' jose]

Because purple is to sexy for her and she is not sexy!!!!!!!

Why is +el_pal so awsome?

[jokestr2004]

Because Grizzly Adams has a beard

Why does Jirachi talk?

(try to avoid non-Pokemon related questions most of the time plz...)

[+el_pal]

Beacuse Jirachi granted himself an English lesson book.

Why is Meowth so stupid?

[lil' jose]

Cause he wants to be!

Why does Mountain Dew taste so good

[RAziken]

Because otherwise it would blow up

Why can't pikachu talk

[Suzu]

cause hes a pokemon why dose brock use such cheesy pick-up lines?

[lil' jose]

Cause he is stupid

when will team rocket quit blasting off again?

[RAziken]

Can you say never? Say it with me, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER...

Next:

When will Pikachu evolve into Raichu?

[Intuition]

When u feed it a stone..

Why is Mewtwo a clone of Mew but it doesn't look the same as Mew?

[Shinin]

becuz the Mew DNA they got was of a defective mew

why do Ratatta hate cheese when they are mice?

[jokestr2004]

Because Ash also eats cheese

HoW cAn PiDgEoTs fLYyY?? (it seems impossible!!)

[Duke R]

Because they also eat cheese!

Why goldeens write letters?

[jokestr2004]

Because they have nothing better to do

Why Jirachi grant wishes??

[_fr0z3n_]

A: He doesn't grant wishes, he says he does because he wants to attract people and then eat their nose o_o;
Q: How come Charizard can learn Solarbeam when he is a Ground type?

[jokestr2004]

Because he is also an Electric type!

What crawled up Slaking's butt and died?

(also, I see this is your first post fr0z3n, welcome to PC! you may wanna post you're new in the welcomes forum.)

[lil' jose]

A shellder!

what is Scepitles problem with his back

[jokestr2004]

Well, ya see, he was lifting weights one day, in Cianwood City, when, he lifted a 5038725027305359 ton weight, and snapped his back.... so tradgic

How come Giovanni isn't a Pokemon card with 321094572350 HP???

[Duke R]

It's Pikachu!

Why does Parasect hug garbage cans?

[ryrygt]

cuz he's a garbage man who loves garbage...

how come ash gives away some of his pokemon to idiots like sabrina and that boxer champion guy with the hitmonchan???

[Duke R]

Because his domain at Geocities.com wasn't up.

Why totodile don't listen to gothic CDs?