Unanswerable Questions Answered

[Sankari]

I made this up when I was half asleep, so it might be a little weird. The way you play is one person has to pretend they are a pokemon. 3 people have to ask a question that can only be answered by that pokemon.

Example:

Person1: I'll be Pikachu!

Person2: Why are you yellow?

Something like that, but a little more logical.

I'll start: I'll be Clefairy.

[tmbjr]

Are you really from Outer Space? And if you are, will you eat out brains like the alien in that movie?

[Kairyu]

So why do you "Clefairies" always hide in or near caves???

Sounds logical enough, ...its almost like rp'ing.. except we're restricted to only answering question >__0.

Hmm, I'm in! I'll be what's in my avatar *ahem* Dragonite, As usual:P. Ask away, or something XD.

[AJHalliwell]

Why did Bill call you the 150th pokemon?

(and arn't we still on clefairy? I dunno. If not, who care!)

What are those wings for, they don't really look like they could hold your weight (a bit chubby actually aren't ya, LOL)

[Kairyu]

Why did Bill call you the 150th pokemon?*OOC: I'm asuming that question is for me >.0*
Since when did he say that? Sounds like Bill needs to take a few days off from work.

(and arn't we still on clefairy? I dunno. If not, who care!)lol, I think we play as we post, or something XD. *wonders when Clefairy will answer all her questions* lol.

What are those wings for, they don't really look like they could hold your weight (a bit chubby actually aren't ya, LOL)Hey, didn't you see me in that Orange Island episode where I fought Ash's lazy Charizard? Don't be fooled by my err.. girth. I am quite agile, infact I'm agile than most pokemon out there.
And my wings aren't small, I'd like to call them petite.. d'oh nevermind, you humans can never comprehend gravity to general strength ratios. lol, you think that's air that is holding you up? XD

[AJHalliwell]

(((LOL@Responce)))
(The wing question was actually for clefairy, but now that I look at it, It does qualify for Dragonite alot more!)

(4Dragonite)
Why do you have whiskers on the top of your head? Or are those antennea? If so, why do you have antennea when you have clearly visable nostrilses! (?)

(Um, I'll be weepinbell n.n?)

[Kairyu]

(((LOL@Responce)))
(The wing question was actually for clefairy, but now that I look at it, It does qualify for Dragonite alot more!)

(4Dragonite)
Why do you have whiskers on the top of your head? Or are those antennea? If so, why do you have antennea when you have clearly visable nostrilses! (?)

(Um, I'll be weepinbell n.n?)Those things? Hmm, what were those things for? *tries to remember... then pulls on them* Oww... Ah now I remember =P. They're not really for anything, except to help me look cool, kinda like why you have hair *assuming you do have hair* XD

I got a question for weepinbell:
How in the heck did you get that name? Do you cry that much? *lol*

[Intuition]

weepinbell: Why do you have that big lips!!

I'll be a Golem..

[AJHalliwell]

My lips are like this cause, ya see, originally, me and Jynx were gonna be a pair (Like male, and female Nidoran) But she dumped me for some stupid Mr.Mime :'(

And after I couldn't be "Mr.Jynx", I cried, and they decided to call me 'weepin'bell, and bell is there because all Bells are yellow, duh?

(To Golem)
Why do you start with just two hands, go to 4 hands, and two feet, then you loose a set of hands?

(((ps: I do have hair ;-) see: signiture)))

(I'm dying it white next week actually, LOL)

[tmbjr]

I got a question for Golem...

If you selfdestruct, shouldn't you like blow up completely and disentegrate? How do you magically revive if take your pokéball to a pokémon center?

I'll be a crobat if you wanna ask questions.

[AJHalliwell]

Your a bat; how do you stand on the ceiling? I understand how Zubat, Golbat, and IRL Bat can do it, but you have no legs...
...WHERE'D YOUR LEGS GO!?!?

[tmbjr]

I use my second set of wings...they're as good as legs.

[Intuition]

Why do you start with just two hands, go to 4 hands, and two feet, then you loose a set of hands?
That's because first I wanna have legs so I get legs, and then I want an extra pair of arms, so I get arms as well, but I hate the arms so I drop them again! :D
If you selfdestruct, shouldn't you like blow up completely and disentegrate? How do you magically revive if take your pokéball to a pokémon center?
That's because I leave one cell and revive myself again in my pokeball with that cell.. (like majin buu) :P

And I've got a question for Crobat:
Why do you always look mad?..

[AJHalliwell]

oooooh, I've always wondered that.
(4 Golem) How do you scratch the top of your head with arms that small? Or eat? In fact, whats the use of those arms at all? (even Gravelers second set of arms reached his mouth!)

(4Crobat)
Do people mistake you for gligar when your out in public? (LOL, i know, what a pathetic question)

(Okay, now, I'm ratatta)

[tmbjr]

(4Crobat)
Do people mistake you for gligar when your out in public? (LOL, i know, what a pathetic question)
Sometimes, but I think they figure out the truth when they see I can't use Earthquake attack...

And I've got a question for Crobat:
Why do you always look mad?..
Cuz I looks wierd when I'm smiling (refer to attached scrennshot from the anime)

[Intuition]

(4 Golem) How do you scratch the top of your head with arms that small? Or eat? In fact, whats the use of those arms at all? (even Gravelers second set of arms reached his mouth!)
I scratch my head by knocking it against a wall.. :P

And rattata.. Why are u so annoying in R/B/Y!! :P

[Carlito-san]

ill be absol!

(4golum)why are you round?

(4clafable)how do you breathe in space?

[Intuition]

(4golum)why are you round?
So I can role.. ( I can't walk on my small legs..)

(4Absol) What do u have on ur head?

[AJHalliwell]

We're hungry! There aren't any KFC's or Pizzahuts around Pallet/Viridian! You must give us food or we'll starve, and haunt you as Gastly!?!?!
But seriosly, these teeth were made for chewen, and we want food. Give us food. Give us food now. We have children to feed to ya know! Do you know the number of orphaned ratatta out there, just because you trainers wanna add us to your pokemon dex thing! The nerve of you humans!
Feed me and I'll shut up n.n

(4Absol) Whats the origin of your name? Sounds like a household cleaning product...

(Pokemon Change!: I'm...WYNAUT! LOL, I love him!)

[The Vince Knight]

I'll be selamence!!
(4 wynaut)
In an Pokemon episode,Why Did you steal TR's berries?????
(4 Dragonite)
Why can you learn diffrent kind of moves and I can't???
(4 Golem)
Why Are you one of the heaviest Pokemon???

[Koi_Rebekka]

How can you grow wings like that?

I'll be Missingno!! YAY!

[Carlito-san]

(4Absol) What do u have on ur head?

Well,i use that to violently murder my prey!


My name is from the past of the legendary Space people that look like us!So,we used space-related things in our name!!!

[shining_light]

(4 missingno.) y do you clone our items and screw up our games in r/b?
I'm dragonair!

[Kairyu]

(4 Dragonite)
Why can you learn diffrent kind of moves and I can't???

Maybe, just maybe what really sets our move lists apart is, TALENT! XD I just have more of it *glares at Salamence.*

[AJHalliwell]

Why? Why-Not!!!!!! :)
I was hungry, and they seemed like an easier target then that little kid who'd just received his first pokemon I ran into earlier n.n You didn't seem him in the episode, but he was out to catch somethin', i think was almost it.

(4Missingno)
...what are you? And are you related to Kangiskahn!?
(4Dragonair)
What purpose do those thigns on your tail serve?

[Flygon trainer]

(4 dragonite)
Why on planet earth are you Dragon/flying, when you'd be so much more effective being pure Dragon?

(4 missingno)
Why did you give me 200 rare candys?

I'll be Flygon!

[obsessedgamer]

(@ Dragonite) Why are you dragon/flying type? Don't dragons usually fly?

[The Vince Knight]

(4 Dragonite)
Then How come I am Better than you? Ha!

[Sankari]

Hey, people actually like this place...but that's not how it's supposed to be! I'll make a better example:

Person 1: I'm Pikachu!

Person 2: Why are you yellow?

Person 1: I eat a lot of lemons.

Person 3: How come you have red cheeks?

Person 1: I blush too much.

Person 4: Why do you have brown stripes on your tail?

Person 1: That's private, Okay!


Only 3 people ask 1 question! Let's just start all over. I'll be...exeggcute. Can't wait for these questions...

[The Vince Knight]

I'll be still selamence.
(4 exeggcute) Why do you have five eggs?

[Jirachi3]

I'm to lazy to look on the last page so can I be Jirachi? (4 Dragonite) Why are you a Dragon and not a Fire?

[T-Master]

SPon11, how many omelettes can I make with you? ;-D

Omg, what's a little yolk between friends. xD

[Sankari]

Dragon Master, I'm 5 eggs because the other 4 are my brothers and sisters. If one of us gets separated from the rest, then our mom will kick our butts, so we keep together.

T-Master, I don't think you'd want to make and omelette out of me anyways because your egg will have salmonella XD
Oh, and your eggs will be all pink. I've heard of GREEN eggs (and ham) but never pink eggs...

[jynx]

My lips are like this cause, ya see, originally, me and Jynx were gonna be a pair (Like male, and female Nidoran) But she dumped me for some stupid Mr.Mime :'(

And after I couldn't be "Mr.Jynx", I cried, and they decided to call me 'weepin'bell, and bell is there because all Bells are yellow, duh?

()
XDDDDDDD...

To Dragonair:
Why do you have 2wings on your head? Can you really fly by using it?

To Dragonite: Are those 2 "sticks" on your head TV cables?

To Golem: Does your skin stretch a little bit when you eat too much?

(I'll be...Weepinbell's ex-girl friend! XDDD)

[AJHalliwell]

(I think I liked our unofficial game better)
Jynx, are you born with that dress on, or do all of you shop at the same store?

[Golden Groudon]

Jynx, do you have feet under thos wild dress of your's?

(P.S: Me be pokemon in my avatar.)

[Sankari]

I have a very hard question for Groudon! WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!?

[Golden Groudon]

Um because team magma is evil (team aqua is more evil)

[Dragon Collecter 008]

this looks like fun ok i will be Treecko ,,,, Groundon how come you like lava so much ???

[jynx]

(I think I liked our unofficial game better)
Jynx, are you born with that dress on, or do all of you shop at the same store?
Heck no, I was born with nothing. Then my mum gave me a yellow T-shirt to put on. I've no idea where she got that thing from.
THen it becomes a dress when I evolve.
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Golden Groudon:
yes...but they are too disgusting so I always make sure I cover them.

Why are you Gold?
Are you Kyorgre's enemy since you were born?
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To Treecko:
Do you have lots of chlorophyll in your body to make you green?
Do you need to photosynthesis? Or do you just eat?

[Dragon Collecter 008]

Yes I have chlorophyll in my tail but no where ellse so i have to eat as well !!

[jynx]

Oh I see!
So you can absorb Sodium, Phosphate and Potassium through eating instead of osmosis?
Can your feet osmosis? XDDD

[Ninetales]

OK, Treecko, how soft is your tail? It looks cozy enough to be a pillow...

Oooh, I'll be Ninetales, since that's my username... :)

[jynx]

Ninetales, do you get bored for living for a thousand years?

[Sankari]

Oh, and Ninetales, why are your eyes red? Do you have contact lenses that make them red or something?

[Eliana]

Deoxys, why must you be so creepy?

[Sankari]

No! My wonderful thread is dying!

[ANIMANGA]

Me pikachu!!

BTW: how do you get pictures in name and msges;signature?

[Sankari]

ANIMANGA, your kinda spamming in my thread...can you, uh, stop?

[Ninetales]

Jynx's question: No; Actually, I like living a thousand years because you can gain much wisdom and see lots of changes come over the world in that time...

SPon11's question: My eyes are red because I'm an evil spirit... Plus, they enhance my hypnotic abilities.

OK, Pikachu, what are you so bashful about? Your cheeks are red to prove it...

[ANIMANGA]

sorry, I am sorta new... and WHY must they have a 25 word minimum?

[tmbjr]

I'm tmbjr, the moderator of this forum, and I'm here to shed some light on your questions Mr. Animanga. The 25 character limit is there to prevent spammage action...and bypassing the limit by posting an excessive amount of punctuation marks is considered SPAM.

and Spon11, use the "report post" button next time instead of relying on me stumbling in here by dumb luck. XD

[ANIMANGA]

*straps dynamite to Pikachu*


That's not very nice, and my cheeks are red because I am a mouse...man i not to good at this......everybody knows mice are bashfull, and shy. Have you ever tried to get a hamster that has escaped? They run into the nearest closet. I even had one chew threw the wall and get stuck in there!...in other words.....



Pi-pika pika, pi-pika-pikachu!

[Ninetales]

All right, we need a new Pokemon, so I'll be Banette! (That's surprisingly one of my favorite Pokemon...)

[Sankari]

What's the story of your mouth being zipped closed, Banette?

[pikiachu die]

This is very gay and **** sexual.

[pikiachu die]

where is all the cheats at? How do you get 200 rare candys people! are something.