Heh, MC Battles! Pokemon-ish!

[jokestr2004]

I'm not sure how this is gonna work out, but if you don't know what an MC Battle is....... watch 8 Mile.... or let me explain..

2 people battle with lyrics and rhymes and the better rap wins, they are full of disses and insults.... and thats about it

Changes made to this version:
-Keep it Pokemon related
-Don't cuss
-There are no winners or losers, its just continuous
-Make sure any insult you say is mild and isnt really what you mean, we all wanna stay friends, this is just for fun.

Heheh... I suck. But... whoever wants to come back, try me. And if you are here to watch, be critical and respectively tell what the pros and cons are of each verse.

Here we go! (hopes Swordkirby doesnt see it, he'll make fun of me..)


Man I got Grass, Dark, Ground and Fire
You can't get past, can't cut the wire
Can't get past me, you aint goin no higher

Try to put me to sleep and use Earthquake
I got a flute, and Swellow's about to awake
Aint gonna work now, Whatcha gonna do?
Give it up man, I just beat you

Switch to electric? You out fa da count
I'll just use my Whirlwind, now you got ground, ouch..
Gligar try ta go back home, but I've had my spikes out

You can't go no where, through in da towel
Go back to da training ground, give it all up now


:nervous: :nervous:

[Jirachi]

I don't know what MC battles really are, so I won't play.

[jynx]

I'm not sure how this is gonna work out, but if you don't know what an MC Battle is....... watch 8 Mile.... or let me explain..

2 people battle with lyrics and rhymes and the better rap wins, they are full of disses and insults.... and thats about it

Changes made to this version:
-Keep it Pokemon related
-Don't cuss
-There are no winners or losers, its just continuous
-Make sure any insult you say is mild and isnt really what you mean, we all wanna stay friends, this is just for fun.

Heheh... I suck. But... whoever wants to come back, try me. And if you are here to watch, be critical and respectively tell what the pros and cons are of each verse.

Here we go! (hopes Swordkirby doesnt see it, he'll make fun of me..)


Man I got Grass, Dark, Ground and Fire
You can't get past, can't cut the wire
Can't get past me, you aint goin no higher

Try to put me to sleep and use Earthquake
I got a flute, and Swellow's about to awake
Aint gonna work now, Whatcha gonna do?
Give it up man, I just beat you

Switch to electric? You out fa da count
I'll just use my Whirlwind, now you got ground, ouch..
Gligar try ta go back home, but I've had my spikes out

You can't go no where, through in da towel
Go back to da training ground, give it all up now


:nervous: :nervous:
My heart is now getting sour
For I am still finding how.

Pokemon is overall a hard game,
To catch'em all is our real aim.
Which is impossible to reach,
Leaving Pokemon trainers to screech.

Now and now on, the battle tower,
Now seems to be the hardest task.
No one ever dared to ask,
"Why do they use legendaries? They spoil the aim of ours!"
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This is like...cr@p!

[Ninetales]

OK, I'll try... just for fun.

Note: If you like Fighting or Dark-type Pokemon, I would recommend that you don't read this rap unless you want to be insulted...

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Kadabra, Hypno, Xatu, Gardevoir
A battle with you is just what I'm looking for
Watch out if you can't stand mental energy
If you can't, you're a victim to me!
Go, Kadabra, get out of your ball
Whatever Pokemon you face will fall.
Let the other Pokemon go first
Strike back with Psychic and give 'em your worst.

What Pokemon'd you choose, Hariyama?
When I'm done with you, you'll be crying to your mama!
Fighting's no match for my psychic head
One punch, I block, Psybeam, you're dead.
My Gardevoir starts out the match with Calm Mind
Then Confusion and you're in a bind.
Fighting Pokemon are so weak to me
They'll be running to Joy and her Chansey!

Oh, no, your next Pokemon's a Murkrow!
Send out Xatu and go go go!
The Dark-types didn't exist in Kanto
They'd deliver my psychics the final blow
Curse them, hurt them with a Future Sight!
That's an attack independent of type
My anger flares in this hot match
Umbreon should be thrown in the trash.

Psychic's the best type, yes siree
Telekinesis, ESP
That's all that I need, though that's all that I got
Let us find a battle spot
To battle and put on a talent show
You can't refuse, you can't say no
I'm gonna roll you over and put you out
'Cause that's what battlin's all about!
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Well, I hope that wasn't TOO offensive... If it is, feel free to punish me...