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Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo!

Posted December 27th, 2008 at 02:18 PM by I Laugh at your Misfortune!
Updated April 11th, 2010 at 04:28 PM by I Laugh at your Misfortune!

Huzzah! great tidings of joy to all men...and women...and budgies...So, it was Christmas two days ago - y'know, the holiday that's all about giving presents and putting up lights. Mum tried to tell me that it was something to do with a virgin giving borth, but I was just all like:
"Well, yeah,if you say so. But you show me a pregnant virgin and I'll show you a lying..." Um, yeah, I'd better not tell you that word. I'm still figuring out exactly what the swear filters do and don't let through.

Anyway - presents! Mainly clothes and a few video games (because I'm uber-cool). Plenty of chocolate too...*looks at belly*...that's strange...I could have sworn I had toes before...I almost forgot to give mum her present, I'd kinda lost it in my drawer 'twas a good day, though, as was Boxing Day*. We went up to Warrington to see the relatives - Aunt, Uncle, two cousins and a Granny! Our cousins are hilarious; they're aged two and four and completely bonkers.

But I digress, I'm here to talk about the meaning of Christmas. The meaning of Christmas, is, of course, to slaughter millions of birds which will largely remain uneaten and 90% of which will be fed to pets or simply thrown out. Actually, I made that up. But my point is - Christmas is all about turkeys, presents and trees.

See you soon

*So called as it was traditionally the day upon which donation boxes were opened and the money was handed out to the poor. Personally, I would have thought the day before Christmas would be better. Cause, y'know, then they could buy presents and turkey.
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