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You're un-American if you don't support this!

Posted November 28th, 2011 at 04:42 PM by Zet

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Immediately Ban the Deadly Videogame Known as "SkyRim" for The Safety of America's Youths.

Whereas videogaming has proven to cause social, ethical and health problems in people of all ages,

Whereas sexual perversion and homosexuality are threatening to destroy the Christian foundations on which this nation was built,

Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in the psychological and spiritual damage it does to teens,

We, the American people, today ask you,

1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.

2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.

3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.

4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.
source: https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petition...ouths/YmY1bLQ5


Stay classy America.
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  1. Old Comment
    Sydian's Avatar
    sorry merica, i'm buying this game as soon as i get paid on wednesday. lolol
    Posted November 28th, 2011 at 04:43 PM by Sydian Sydian is online now
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    Aphrodite's Avatar
    i 100% support this petition
    Posted November 28th, 2011 at 04:44 PM by Aphrodite Aphrodite is offline
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    Mizan de la Plume Kuro's Avatar
    What is this I don't even...
    Posted November 28th, 2011 at 04:56 PM by Mizan de la Plume Kuro Mizan de la Plume Kuro is offline
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    jpp8's Avatar
    ITB: Filthy un-American terrorists.
    Posted November 28th, 2011 at 05:25 PM by jpp8 jpp8 is offline
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    Misheard Whisper's Avatar
    What I find most hilarious is how petitioners like this like to use lines like 'the Christian foundations on which this nation was built' when America was never intended to be a Christian state in the first place. The founding fathers never mentioned religion in regards to the setting up of the country.
    Posted November 28th, 2011 at 05:33 PM by Misheard Whisper Misheard Whisper is offline
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    donavannj's Avatar
    Ahahahahahaha the publisher is wrong ahahahaha.
    Posted November 28th, 2011 at 05:42 PM by donavannj donavannj is offline
  7. Old Comment
    Zet's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by Sydian View Comment
    sorry merica, i'm buying this game as soon as i get paid on wednesday. lolol
    Don't you dare be a communist and a marry a filthy disgusting lizard in that game.
    Posted November 28th, 2011 at 07:27 PM by Zet Zet is offline
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    Sydian's Avatar
    if he's sexy i might :|
    Posted November 28th, 2011 at 07:36 PM by Sydian Sydian is online now
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    Tyrantrum's Avatar
    lol I love America...
    Posted November 28th, 2011 at 09:38 PM by Tyrantrum Tyrantrum is offline
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    digi-kun's Avatar
    Quote:
    1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.
    Wait, what? I think someone took a certain Christian satire website seriously

    [If you don't know what Christwire is]

    Also looking at some of the names of people that signed it....
    "No Lollygagging"
    "Leeroy J(enkins)"
    "Stop Right There Criminal Scum"
    "Retarded A"
    "My Sphincter I"
    "Dovah K(in)"
    "CHIM"
    "Night M(other)"
    "Thispetitionisstupid H"
    Posted November 29th, 2011 at 04:06 AM by digi-kun digi-kun is offline
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    Oryx's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Misheard Whisper View Comment
    What I find most hilarious is how petitioners like this like to use lines like 'the Christian foundations on which this nation was built' when America was never intended to be a Christian state in the first place. The founding fathers never mentioned religion in regards to the setting up of the country.
    What I find most hilarious is that you seem to think this is a real petition created by someone who actually wants to ban Skyrim :(
    Posted November 29th, 2011 at 08:18 AM by Oryx Oryx is offline
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    Esper's Avatar
    I had no intention to play this game but if it's full of sexual perversion and homosexuality then point me to the nearest gamestop.

    Also, the signatures "Twilight S" and "Rarit Y" make me laugh.
    Posted November 29th, 2011 at 10:28 AM by Esper Esper is offline
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    Misheard Whisper's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by Toujours View Comment
    What I find most hilarious is that you seem to think this is a real petition created by someone who actually wants to ban Skyrim
    Oh, not really. But I see that line used all the time, and as an atheist, it just really irks me regardless of whether or not it's used in jest.
    Posted November 29th, 2011 at 12:28 PM by Misheard Whisper Misheard Whisper is offline
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    FreakyLocz14's Avatar
    It is un-American TO support this.

    Censorship is un-American.
    Posted November 29th, 2011 at 01:13 PM by FreakyLocz14 FreakyLocz14 is offline
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    jpp8's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Toujours View Comment
    What I find most hilarious is that you seem to think this is a real petition created by someone who actually wants to ban Skyrim
    Wait really? Damn you Poe's Law.
    Posted November 29th, 2011 at 02:07 PM by jpp8 jpp8 is offline
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    littlebrother's Avatar
    Psh. This just wants me to play as a bangaa even more now.
    Posted November 29th, 2011 at 09:38 PM by littlebrother littlebrother is offline
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    sweetestcaliboy's Avatar
    I hate everything you put on here. This is pathetic. Lol!
    Posted December 26th, 2011 at 08:31 PM by sweetestcaliboy sweetestcaliboy is offline
 

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