Talking to Yourself isn't a Bad Thing, Give it a chance sometime

It really irks me when people chastise me for talking to myself. Everybody thinks you’re crazy when you do it. Why? What the hell is so wrong with talking to yourself? Think about it. Who knows you better than you? Nobody. People tend to get along best with people who are like them, so what better friend in the world is there than yourself. You both have the same interests, you understand each other’s deepest fears, thoughts, and pleasures. Sometimes you just need someone to talk to, but nobody cares about your problems because they don’t fully understand and they think you're being melodramatic. So in these situations it’s best to talk to yourself. Your self is a good listener and he can help provide great insight into your issues and anxieties because he knows you so well.

This is not the sign of someone going crazy; it’s quite the opposite. By talking to yourself and brainstorming with each other on philosophical B.S. and what not, you’re providing you and yourself with some clarity. Clarity brings sanity, which is the opposite of insanity. Therefore, talking to yourself is not the sign of insanity, but rather sanity.

Isn’t that right, myself?

MYSELF: "Yes it is, jackass."


...okay, maybe I am fracking bonkers. Who knows? Whatever. I'm seeing a psychiatrist anyway, so it's all cool. Really.

"Girl is the reason for baby"

That's what's on my Pokemon Black 2 trainer card. I spent a good five minutes laughing. No idea why. Probably because of the biologist in me agreeing with that statement. This is all starting to have some semblance of significance to the meaning to life, the universe, and beyond.

Actually, no. It isn't.