I decided to amend the last post I made here, but the amendments are too massive to simply insert, so I'm making a new post to amend it all. More accurately, I'm rewriting it.
Simply put, I have decided to extend my till-Easter hiatus to years. I am leaving the internet, or at least the social aspect of it, for eternity or until brains and common sense become popular again, whichever comes first. The only exception to this will be the Cheezburger network (though I am steadily becoming increasingly angrier with people there too), where I will continue to post Lolz and comment on them. See below post for reasoning.
...things are looking grim, grim, and unlucky for you, you, I have come with no solution! -Tobuscus, "Safety Torch"