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Least intimidating death threat. Ever.

Posted April 10th, 2013 at 07:49 PM by ⊗Slenderman⊗

I was lurking around with my best friend while waiting for a class to begin (I'm a combination of student and helper there, because I'm the oldest and I know the teacher) yesterday. Apparently a young child decided he was going to lurk with us and get on our nerves.

Well, apparently a lot of anger can fit in such a small kid. He ended up furious at us and I'm really not sure why, tbh. At one point, he was angry with me because I laughed at him, so he started kicking me. I was sitting on the floor and drawing, so I just reached out and grabbed his ankle, which pulled his foot out from underneath him and caused him to fall. In reality, I had just intended to throw him off balance and make him have to stand there, waiting for me to let go of his ankle. But I guess making him fall worked, too, because he did stop kicking me.

I learned that it's very amusing to hear a 5-year-old tell us that his brother can "make both of us dead" with his BB gun. Then he went off on about how it's a "real gun" and "uses real bullets". Meanwhile, I was still sitting on the floor and was laughing again.

Sometimes children are funny.
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    Yusshin's Avatar
    Wonder what kind of environment that kid is raised in, to resort to gun threats when he's only five.
    Posted April 10th, 2013 at 07:56 PM by Yusshin Yusshin is offline
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    Aphrodite's Avatar
    you're laughing now, but when he's got you down on the floor with a gun in your face and he's quoting pulp fiction you won't be laughing so hard
    Posted April 10th, 2013 at 08:25 PM by Aphrodite Aphrodite is offline
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    Echidna's Avatar
    Originally Posted by Harlequin View Comment
    you're laughing now, but when he's got you down on the floor with a gun in your face and he's quoting pulp fiction you won't be laughing so hard
    You just won the internet.
    Posted April 10th, 2013 at 08:50 PM by Echidna Echidna is offline
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    Kura's Avatar
    :c This really upsets me.
    Posted April 11th, 2013 at 03:50 AM by Kura Kura is offline
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    ⊗Slenderman⊗'s Avatar
    This blog was intended to amuse people, perhaps it's too much of a touchy topic? Oops. x;

    I'm really not worried about him being dangerous someday. He's just a poorly behaved child who was trying to intimidate us. I knew his brother when he was younger (we're around the same age) and he was the same way.

    Though I do have to agree with Yusshin. I knew he was a maniac of a child, but I wonder what's going on that he's threatening to kill people because of us joking around with him.
    Posted April 11th, 2013 at 10:49 AM by ⊗Slenderman⊗ ⊗Slenderman⊗ is offline
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    Some kids are just messed up in the head.
    Posted April 11th, 2013 at 02:16 PM by Dakota Dakota is offline

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