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2012 brings new things to discover as well as uncertainty about the future. It also brings more of that 2012 doomsday BS that has been running rampant the past few years, despite common sense and scientists actually proving that the predicted Mayan doomsday will not happen! But that still doesn't stop idiots like Discovery Channel, History Channel, Patrick Geryl and other morons from continuing to shove their doomsday shows and books down our throats!

Since the world will end in 356 days from now (we are in a leap year, so we have the 29th of February), I've decided to have my own fun with this "phenomenon". Don't worry, I'm not going to talk about how the earth will suddenly reverse its magnetic fields or anything like that. I lack the intelligence to make sense of that stuff.

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I did NOT want to see THAT!!

Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 08:28 PM by Mario The World Champion

It seems like Rockstar Games needed to make a little more controversy to Grand Theft Auto IV. They released the new Lost and the Damned expansion pack for the game on Xbox Live. I downloaded the content this past weekend and it's great so far. I like the new weapons for the expansion pack. The automatic pistol and sawed off shotgun both rule!!

However, I was in for a BIG SHOCK when I began a new mission strand in the game. And everybody's talking about it!!! Your character meets up with this politician dude who likes to be naked a lot. So much when you first meet him, he's getting a massage. So, when he shoos his people away and gets off the table, he doesn't have the decency to wrap a towel around him!!!! So, you get a nice shot of his backside. I knew Rockstar has done it again. As the discussion takes place and you receive your orders, the camera switches as he turns to face you and...

YOU SEE THE DUDE ON ALL HIS GLORY!!!!

Let me remind you. He IS NOT wearing a towel! He's 100% butt naked!!! You see...
EVERYTHING!!!

I am not kidding!!! THEY DID DO THIS!! I DID NOT WANT TO SEE SOME DUDE'S JOHNSON!!!!! What were Rockstar Games THINKING?!!! If it were a woman totally naked like that, Rockstar Games would be wiped off the face of the Earth from all the lawsuits it would be facing!! When I first saw that, I quickly changed the channel on my TV and returned when the mission started.

I'm surprised the pack hasn't gotten the "AO" rating from the ESRB!!!! Holy crap!!!!!
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    Gerri Shin's Avatar
    wow, this is the exact reason I don't play these games. (besides having to spend the money to buy the system, games, etc. of course) XD
    Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 11:23 PM by Gerri Shin Gerri Shin is offline
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    Cherrim's Avatar
    ...o.o;

    Why AO for just that? ; Movies are barely rated R for flashing breasts and anything with an, erm, unerect penis still gets an R rating too so I don't see why it's so bad to keep it rated M. :s

    But lol yeah, I'm pretty sure they just did it to be racy because they knew they'd get away with it even if soccer moms complain by the dozens. "What!? My son saw a penis in his game!? What do you mean it's rated M and that means children shouldn't be playing it... this is an outrage!" <_<
    Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 11:49 PM by Cherrim Cherrim is offline
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    Mario The World Champion's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by Lightning View Comment
    ...o.o;

    Why AO for just that? ; Movies are barely rated R for flashing breasts and anything with an, erm, unerect penis still gets an R rating too so I don't see why it's so bad to keep it rated M. :s

    But lol yeah, I'm pretty sure they just did it to be racy because they knew they'd get away with it even if soccer moms complain by the dozens. "What!? My son saw a penis in his game!? What do you mean it's rated M and that means children shouldn't be playing it... this is an outrage!" <_<
    I know they'll get away with it in the end. But still, I don't want to see some dude's schlong when I'm playing. At least have the option of censoring it.

    It's too bad Jack Thompson got disbarred. I would have love to see his reaction.

    I'm off to go listen to the Martin Serious show on WKTT. It's a direct parody of Howard Stern and it's funny!
    Posted March 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 AM by Mario The World Champion Mario The World Champion is offline
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    Josephine's Avatar
    I haven't downloaded it yet but it wouldn't bother me.

    It's not as if it's meant to be pornographic, it's just his character.
    Posted March 3rd, 2009 at 09:24 AM by Josephine Josephine is offline
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    Mario The World Champion's Avatar
    I guess Rockstar Games just needed to stir up the pot a bit. And they sure did this time!!
    Posted March 4th, 2009 at 01:38 AM by Mario The World Champion Mario The World Champion is offline
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    Lucy Lu's Avatar
    Dang I can't believe they did that. They are worse off than Grand Theft Auto IV. I heard that the adult content is locked. You have to unlocked it somehow. Why can't they do it like that?
    Posted March 4th, 2009 at 11:08 PM by Lucy Lu Lucy Lu is offline
 

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