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Pokemon Y Nuzlog: Day 1

Posted October 17th, 2013 at 11:34 AM by Koyan

(Warning: Strong language may be used. I apologize for this... I recorded the events as they happened and got REALLY into it.... Yes, I know it's censored, but I still feel apologetic...)

[B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Aquacorde Town

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]I chose Froakie as my starter! Woo! I haven't tried Froakie yet, so it should make things interesting.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Species: Froakie[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Name: Crepes[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Starting Level: 5[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]I used all my money to buy pokeballs in the second town... Forgot about potions... Craaaaap...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]****ing unavoidable battle with pidgey... Thankfully bought pokeballs and caught the bastard...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Forgot to nickname pidgey... Will be referred to as Jester, despite not being it's official name yet...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Species: Pidgey[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Name: Jester[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Starting Level: 4[/FONT][/COLOR]

[B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Enter: Forest of DEATH[/FONT][/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Caught a Fletchling... Good! More new Pokemon!Woo!!![/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Species: Fletchling[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Name: Specks[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Starting level: 3[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]I can't ****ing believe it...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]CREPES!!!!! NO!!!![/FONT][/COLOR]


[I][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Deceased: Crepes[/FONT][/COLOR][/I]
[I][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Level 5 - Level 7[/FONT][/COLOR][/I]
[I][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Never had a chance to experience greatness.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Trainer battle.... A PIKACHU! No! It's too soon! I only have flying types! Why the hell is this happening to me??? AHHHHH![/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Thankfully abused the **** out of Specks' new Quick Attack and massacred this Pikachu... Barely made it out alive, though...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] Shauna... You really are adorable, but... I DO NOT ****ING WISH TO RUN INTO A PIKACHU. DO. NOT. JINX. ME.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]I am never going back to this forest... Ever... It's a horrible and demented forest with death lurking in every shadow... That, and those stupid looking elemental monkeys...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]New route, new Pokemon!!! YEAH!!! WOO![/FONT][/COLOR]





[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Another Fletchling?[/FONT][/COLOR]


[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Species: Fletchling[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Name: Crumpet[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Starting level: 5[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Preschooler Oliver: "Mommy told me that I should battle anyone who greets me!"[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]... Your mom's a *****, you know that?[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]"Mommy told me to be polite, especially when I lose!"[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Ok, kid... Your mom's cool, I guess...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Preschooler Ella... Prepare yourself for heartbreak. Your Pichu is going to be sacrificed to the Froakie Gods...[/FONT][/COLOR]


[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Thank you, Jester. You have pleased me.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Santalune city.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Dropped Crepes' body off at the PC... I'm gonna miss 'im...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]After healing, I set off to route 22 for another Pokemon and some training... [/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Species: Azurill[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Name: Silas[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Starting level: 7[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Fought the chick blocking the door, won a pair of slightly used roller skates. Cool, I guess.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Challenging the gym.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]****. ****. DAMN. NOT READY. NOT ****ING READY YET.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Deceased: Jester the Pidgey[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Levels: Level 4 - Level 10[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]He got destroyed... In a bug gym... I'm a failure as a trainer...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Unable to find an exit to the gym, I steeled myself for the inevitable end of this run... And faced Viola, the gym leader.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]I took out the first few poked with a little difficulty by spamming peck...[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Then, with the reveal of Vivallion (or however you spell this thing's name...)...[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]I was close to loosing Silas... So... Close... I couldn't withdraw him due to Infestation, and he was taking damage from that and poison. Thankfully, a combination of having full affection (He expelled the poison for me. <3 ) and a spam of tail whip kept Silas from dying and Vivallion too busy upping defense to attack.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Finally, after getting rid of infestation ( 1 hit point remaining... O.o) I switched to Specks and pecked the bastard to death. [/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Gym 1, defeated.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri]Losses, 1. [/FONT][/COLOR]
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